Put a fucking BMI limit on food stamps. If your BMI is over 18 YOU DO NOT NEED FOOD DIE FATTY
>>520060774Why is anyone not in the underweight category getting EBT. Fuck off.
>>520060774serious question, fat is natures way of storing energy, how long can a hambeast like this theoretically survive without any food?
>>520060929she would die of scurvy well before starving to death, but she can probably find the necessary micronutrients from eating grass. Like a COW.
>>520060774
this is important
>>520060929Conservative estimate 6 weeks on fat stores alone, eating absolutely nothing.With only multivitamins, water and rice crackers, indefinitely.
>>520062612Give fatties a salad-only EBT card and watch how many of them stop using the program
Reminder that bigfats can literally live off of vitamins, water, and their own fat for like a year straight.
>>520060929Over a year on vitamins.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
>>520062612Probably longer. Supposedly its a pound of fat a day for relatively strenuous activity. Being a sloth like her would probably burn less. Let's say she's (conservative estimate) 100 overweight, she can probably make it a summer
>>520060774But anon, Shaniqua and her 7 nigglets will starve with without food stamps!You wouldn't want that, right?
>>520060852Because all of our poor are obese. You have to be rich to be skinny
>>520063028That’s why the poor have crack, it’s basically Ozempic.
>>520060929Assuming she can still have an intake of water and vitamin tablets, an extremely long time, I know that one of the fattest men in history lost his weight by doing exactly that and not eating for over a year, just taking vitamins and drinking water.
>>520060929>serious question, fat is natures way of storing energy, how long can a hambeast like this theoretically survive without any food?if a pound of fat is 3500 cals we spitball that fuels the body 3 days then --- if were 200-300 lbs over were talking 2-4 years>>520061176>she would die of scurvy well before starving to death, but she can probably find the necessary micronutrients from eating grass. Like a COW.assuming a multivitamin and water
>>520062931Yeah but like this anon >>520061176pointed out your body does need daily replenishment of some nutrients. You’ll run out of electrolytes and go into a coma.
>>520063247Fair point
>>520060929watch "a matter of fat" by the nfbc from 1960s. a fat pos guy went 1 year no food.
>>520060929you can go 2 days of existing on a pound of fat alone and still operate optimally. 100 pounds over we are talking a year at optimal, could push that to 1.5-1.8 years of your sedintary. all they really need is some vitamins including some fish oil, salts, and water.
>>520060774Sure, but add an appeal process so chad NEET gym bros can keep exploiting it
>>520060929several nuclear winterst. arcitect
