Why not move to a Nordic country?
>>520064563I would move to Norway.
>>520064563I'm not abandoning my home that my ancestors carved out of a wilderness, you can. Bet your bloodline starts on US Soil post 1920
>>520064563I’m only 5’11
>finland>nordicit's a slavic mongol people. Any hints of nordicsim you might see there are leftovers from when the swedes colonized them.
I don't speak their language and I don't want to learn.I'd qualify for an investors visa though.
>>520064563Too poor and short.
>>520064563I don't want to move to a place with piggish square jaw farmer-aesthetic women. Especially not when the local men will seethe over thinking that I want to bang their farmstock hobgoblin "northern queens".
>>520064563they don't want me there
>>520064653Our ancestors are from Northern Europe. We should return.
>>520064563>drinking shampooI had no idea Finland was like this
>>520064806Stay where you are
>>520064806You may if you wish. I am staying here.
>>520064563Because I don't speak any of their languages and I am not a gipsy to travel from one place to another and live off of other people's generosity and nativity like a parasite.
Because moving anywhere meaningful in this world is near impossible unless you gain a permanent visa through marriage, massive investment, or are a one in a million human being in terms of skillset. Oh, I forgot, being an individual from a third world shithole that hates all western values.I am none of these things :(
>>520064563Would, Swedish women in particular
>>520064563Too much tax
>>520064563since when is finland nordic?just because a few tens of thousands of swedes didn't leave after the 1809 doesn't make it nordic
>>520064563Because they are utter castrated npcs.
>>520064563i'm not leaving this shit shack till the last v8 motor is gone, you tree sucking pagans can all suck-it.
>>520064653>>520064806I'm a fit, blue eyed, English and German. Nords would probably hate me.
>>520064563because you are shitskin?
>>520064563Would
>>520064563Bitch looks like bjorn bull hansen
>>520064660This
>>520064563so beautiful, looks straight out of skyrim
>tattooDropped, quickly.
>>520064563never trust blue-eyed people
>>520064563My ancestors have been here since before the US even existed. This land is mine, and also I have no Nordic ancestry. I'm a Scottish/English hillbilly from the Appalachians. I'm six foot and square faced with brown hair and eyes, I'd look out of place. Also gun laws. And speech laws. I've got too much scot in me, I can be stubborn and ornery. Don't think I'd fit in over there.
>>520066458yes, if you are a kike sodomite or brown.
>>520066640The land belongs to native americans. You are nothing more than an israeli settler. The land you live on will always be cursed due to this theft.
>>520065079Brutal mogging
>>520064563Can someone explain to me what the purpose of exposing yourself to these extreme temperatures is? Why would I want to sit in a room and sweat or leave this room and sit in the freezing cold?>Hardmode: No appeals to emotion
>>520064563Fuck off, we're full>b-but my drops of nordic blood!
>>520064563because they're all a bunch of commie faggots.
>>520064563ugly tattooalso nordic women prefer dark skinded males
>>520064563she's so heckin' based everyone failed to notice the owl tattoo on her back.
>>520065079>>520066963>brootal mooging rite here lil niggas
saunas can mess your skin up with fungus skin growths. At least public ones like at gyms.. hers looks private . Still need to bathe/ exfoliate after any sauna stuff
>>520068033for some reason black people don't care as long as sauna contain a whyte woman
>>520064563>finns drink shampoo
>>520064563Tattoo... Dropped.Why do women do this?
>>520067870the bald guys face AHAHAH HOLY FUCK
>>520069256Kiimawittu kolkuttaa housussa jyskyttää banettaa birusti tyllerö wittu t. Kiima-Ykä
>>520065079latvian/lithuanian are the same?didn't know that, but from the latvians i know, it seems right
>>520066845Nah. The land my ancestors settled was won fair and square. The Cherokee took it from the Creek who took it from others. The noble savage was just a myth, they killed each other over land like everyone else in history. I'm American, for better or worse. I don't fit in to European culture.
>>520064653mine was here from mayflower days.TKD is the only way this can ever have a prayer of being fixed.
to move to any country, even state. i would need1. friends or support network willing to support whilst i get on my feet2. money3. desireable skill set. i don't really posses any of those. i had the opportunity to move out west for a brief period becuase of friends already out there. but i ended up moving back home after 10 years. which was a mistake. i wish i could movebut I feel like enligsh speaking americans who only have bachelors and expierence in mental health and psychology aren't so much in demand. since im assuming you should know some nordic languages or some swahili or arabic. i was thinking about doing some woofing in the nordic countries but that seems like a young persons game, and you need to have a nice nest egg before doing that since you wont really be paid for woofing. and more often be paying your hosts for the expierence and pleasure of it. id like to hang out in christiana or some commune out there though.
>>520064660same height, its it bad, is that like manlet height to the point where its hard to get pipe?
>>520064563There are better options
>>520069975>to move to any country, even state. >i would need>1. friends or support network willing to support whilst i get on my feet>2. money>3. desireable skill set. >>i don't really posses any of those.well at least you're honestbut shit, a little delusion and some wanderlust - fuck - it probably worth a shot.
>>520070070my delusions are all persecurtory. my wanderlust is for my dreams and sleep. if i wanted to check out the nordics i'd talk with someone on twitch and watch some youtube videos. being a tourist is for yuppie fags. and im not crusty enough to be one of those "worldly vagabonds" i hope you make it to wherever it is you want to go. i just want a better society. but that doesn't really sound like thats anywhere .im too old for those hostiles
>>520070061Gross
>>520064563Is Finland even nordic? I knew some Finns and they looked like cavepeople. I wouldn't consider them white really. Whiter than beaners, but still...
>>520070001I'm 5' 8" and was slaying puss before I became a volcel. It's not hard at all if you aren't a faggot.