Yes. I would buy me a politician.
>>520065050Of course.
>>520065050I could pay for the patents and develop my inventions...
>>52006505056 million dollars...I'd live quite comfortably on the interest..
I could do a lot of damage with that kind of money.
>>520065365Why don't you just sell them and continually innovate instead of wanting some meme license from the government.
>>520065050I would immediately hire a live in maid, au pair, and personal chef. I could sell my business and work like 20hrs/wk instead of 60 and actually spend time with my family outside of making dinner each night and tucking everyone into bed.
>>520065050No, I’d still come here and be sad
>>520065050Yeah it would change it for the better at first and possibly for the worse later depending if its anything like winning the lotto
>>520065419How many cheeseburgers?>>520065485So your chef would only do breakfast and lunch?
>>520065464>Why don't you just sell themwithout legal guarantees of intellectual property protection, you can't "just sell it", you simply offer it for peanuts crumbs, you will barely get a hundredth of what a new invention is worth, because any interested corporation WILL try every single legal move to avoid having to pay you anythingalso, all inventions are not equal, my projects will require costly development and advanced prototypes to be demonstrated, but the potential benefits are really high
>>520065050No, money wouldn't change me. I'd still be a neet.
>>520065050Yes, my real life would begin.
Would be helpful.Also if I have to hear some stupid broad talk about "cuffing season" I'm going to seriously consider cancelling my internet.
>>520065050No because you can't use Bitcoin... try to deposit anything over 100k worth on any of these exchanges and all of a sudden "We don't accept you as a customer" or they hike up the fees so high you won't find any gains.
I'd spend it all into the development of BCI, then finally put on that headset so i can have that endless Ahri and Sona threesome
>>520066254Cumbase has a vip number for large transactions.
Yep. Send it.1GVEFxjCoLYMiBWQhzG4gjSnfnfRqGYeWM
>>520065050Even 1 bitcoin would change 99% of peoples lives.
>>520066254Revolut has 0% fees if you trade a sum over 360k and also pay for Ultra Tier.
>>520065050>wouild $56,421,500 change your life? gee I fucking wonder anon
>>520066112>my projects will require costly development and advanced prototypes to be demonstratedJust get a corporation to sponsor you or some shit, start a business and offer them to buy 49% of the company, venture capitalists are always doing that.
>>520065050probably not.i already have access to most of what i strive for.
>>520065050I'd sell it, get meme coins and loss everything
>>520065050even 20usd/eur worth of bitcoin would change my life and allow me to buy proper food until i have some stuff fixed, no income, i have been eating sole rice for the last 20days, fuck spain1PpPwrxtSfySPj6KnUAhRzNNUooGNtCytb
>>520065050One would.
>>520065050>invest in safe stocks and index funds globally>live as golden dividend neetat leaste and mum would love in a nice house and not this shitty flat.
>>520065050*buys two pizzas*
>>520065050Well, yes.
>>520066254>wants to withdraw btc>wants to withdraw USDt>wants to withdraw USD>i got my coin from some rando on 4chan>enhanced due diligence says no
any would help3JieZsMX1K9fBmxkHA7gVb11Mz2fnS8jX5
>>520067959im more poor thank you, shall we do a poor-contest with proof /w pic & the anons decide
>>520065050Yes it would.I could probably start my pet project.Artifcial Intellegence Decentralized Swarm
>>520065667>How many cheeseburgers?10,702,341, 7.5% tax included.
>>520065116>Yes. I would buy me a politician.>Not spending it on raw dogging colombian teen porno sluts.ngmi
>>520067169Are you Spanish?
>>520065050Yes bc1q4gkfnagn0faxp5dux52v80r89dy5lsphyxtsea
>>520068289Is that fucking Hebrew on her chest?
>>520067390the "safe" stocks and index funds get gapped by btc, no diff.the ANM (Actual Nigga Method) is, to keep it simple, to be patient. DCA the bare minimum you need to live and watch everything, in comparison to btc, fall towards 0.
>>520068454oshiI must make me a bitcoin wallet I think
>>520065050500 bitcoin, i'd build a few greek orthodox churches and renovate some monasteries i've been to with enough left over to fortify some rural farmland.
>>520068473>Is that fucking Hebrew on her chest?No its her chosen 'angel numbers' A staple among tattoos for toxic sluts.Here's one with the Chula makeup dialed to max
>>520068062that's sad but I just got 1 BTC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanks OPI never thought someone would do that for meyou change my life god bless you.
>>520068816Angel numbers are almost as bad as Hebrew. Definitely witch craft type shit
>>520065050yeah I would only sell a few to buy a bigger and nicer house and my kids would probably have a better setup for school districts and sheeit
Yes
>>520065050No my life is perfect
>>520065050sure. cash it out and send me the check.
>>520065050yes, I would use it for my son and use it to make more children
>>520065050Yes. I'd work full time on my game set inside a gigantic spacefaring creature that ate the earth. You'd play as a pilgrim wandering the various organs of the beast in search of long lost earth, helping or hindering the various human descendants mutated to adapt to the myriad biomes of the beast.
did anyone else get one?thank you sooooooooooo much opI can't believe it never in a million years did I think this would happen
>>520065050Yes, I could afford to not sell my children's organs for food money.
>>520068473this is why op did not send you BTChate loses
>>520065050>Would 500 bitcoin change your life?Not in any meaningful way. The last time I bought bitcoin, I forgot about it for years.I've also accounted for a contingency for a sudden influx of wealth, which sums up as that it will not be spent for a minimum of one year. It will be used for additional necessary planning.
no, because i dont even have a wallet yetits too much of a hassle to make a safe off line diy secure wallet. maybe when i fixd my back pain or in 2 more weeksthen you will be able to fund this smol raven and i will shine some wisdom on you, if you so desireid be delighted if one of you wealthy people took care of my small board and lodging, so i may study the more occult things and explain it for dummies instead of waging away for naught
>>520066468Broke nigga Solana Memecoin trend is dead. Just day trade crypto or stocks>>520067098What’s ur solana wallet >>520067959Broke >>520068403Broke nigga
>>520065050It would turn my life upside down. I can finally focused on my hobbies without worrying about money ever again14V2RdpKUE1LW4rrhNLdPr3Ye6urpNPZsu
>>520069049Fakehttps://www.blockonomics.co/#/search?q=3JieZsMX1K9fBmxkHA7gVb11Mz2fnS8jX5
>>520069763not any more op sent me 1 BTC
>>520069431
>>520065050I dont know. I dont know anything about bitcoin, dont know anything about wallets, or how someone even converts bitcoin to spendable cash.
>>520069978I just checked ur wallet. You had 0.0 dollars but did a transaction for 66,000 USD during September 16, 2025https://www.blockonomics.co/#/search?q=3JieZsMX1K9fBmxkHA7gVb11Mz2fnS8jX5Lying richfag
>>520069049You're a greedy nigger >>520068062Are you a nafri migrant?
Yes, plz i can't afford to move out0x63d5f4AC36bb75f677D5A0a83496616c3dEe2C60
>>520070099Fuck that nigger he should send us his money
>>520065050no, but it crashing to 0 would, I short that shit every day
>>520069959thx for ruin my LARP YOU HAPPY NOWmaybe I was waiting for some one to something kind then give them something but u messed that up!
>>520065050Even one bitcoin would change my life, not significantly, but $100K is a decent amount of money to do something with if I were to either sell or borrow against it.
>>520065050For just 500 bitcoins I could put time into my hobby engineering projects such as my pet project: Artifcial Intelligence Decentralized Swarm. Also, my stand up comedy routine. Any typos in this message were caused by a three letter agency.bc1qtjp3syh256f6h2q23zjhzl7xal277wtw8mu7d9
>>520070202Ur the one with 66K in crypto. Why don’t you give us your money greedy faggot kike
>>520065050Send some to me and I'll do something funny1Q8P9kmw9xPUAvZUzxyAuzEpKXb94hhQZT
>>520065050Hire people to carry me around on a throne and build a watch tower home. So yea it would change my life.
>>520065050Any little bit helps OP, god bless.12ib7dApVFvg82TXKycWBNpN8kFyiAN1dr
1 BTC would change my life for 500 I'll go all Batman/Iron Man on ZOG. I would train with literal Ninja Masters and get a custom Cyber Truck and maybe a custom exo skeleton built and shitbc1q0sfeacs6jtf8yyjrhkf92qvyg34j3v7t7msfvzmake it happen bro
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pls i wasted my 20s and 30s pulled myself out of neet-doom and now im a dad >>520070827
>>520070400>Send some to me and I'll do something funnyWhat's the funniest thing you will do?Give me a price list.Will probably do it if I deem it funny and it makes it to the news.
>>520065050would it? I still need to cash out and who's going to buy hundreds of thousands of usd from me
>>520071024womp womp fuck you nigger I need 500 BTC to get a custom cybertruck and weapons and shit so I can go after ZOG I need ninja training too fuck ur kid
>>520071082I'm going to livestream me handing out bottles of liquor and crack cocaine to nigs chimping/rioting over snap
>>520071260>>520071082I'll do that for .15 btc. Should cover my bail and cheap lawyer if I get caught
>>520065116you can rent a whore but he will be owned by his aipac pimp>>520065050kinda want to start renting billboards with edgy messaging, kinda dont think itll help. realistically the best thing to do with that is to start paying minecraft players
>>520065050Fucking duh
>>520071314>>520071082Theyll obviously go nuts committing crimes and attacking police which will bring the lulz
Hey OP I'll actually do that shit bro
>>520070099>>520069959my hash can you find that >>5200703673873ed82178f6c050574aca5ea90ca4ee79ecdf387343f8314a47f828bf7330fbe nice you would of been rewarded but your all filled with hate why?
>>520071127You have an exchange in Aussieland that'll buy your coins
>>520065050Would make life better for my two kids. Btc:38vm1idy7RxW6Avcgxs6ekrN2NQ63npX9GSolana:FzUmcpKe3vvNjFCo3vwsHa438mx2ELEz1VijYsqT7Rat
>>520065050I would change the world.
>>520065050why do y'all post your bitcoin wallets in every bitcoin thread kek no one ever sends bitcoin lurk more newfrens
>>520066539Crypto exchanges like to hide fees in the spread, that is to say the difference between the buy and sell price. Some exchanges advertise no trading fees, but make profits by widening the spread, meaning you buy at a higher price or sell at a lower price than the current market rate.
>>520072122In 2018 and 2021 when I had about 9 million dollars I'd regularly send a few hundred bucks in btc on /biz/... Sometimes id get drunk and send a thousand or so to someone
>>520071541Fake
>>520065050I'd probably use the first one to finish paying off my mom's house, the second one to pay off my own, the third one to pay the ridiculous fees Germany would make me pay on doing that, and then 4-14 to set up a large nest egg for my wife and I to go back to the US once my mother in law dies.All of the ones after that I'd probably pass on to someone else, because I don't trust myself to be responsible with that kind of money.bc1qh5ufdytgtjlzqufw2evzyrcf5rzy49cgv4ae6v
>>520072122I believe in shitposter benevolance.
>>520072334Me when I lie
>>520065050Absolutely, I could quit my wagie job and continue growing a based media/documentary company 18vHLSq6nGQ6WQQSme9crVkq7YHFMU9ePE
>>520073147Making shit up on 4chan is one of my great past times
>>520073009You're a good man
>>52006505035yQgohxmdd8wxSU7CG4tuVMYs9F49yBP2Get me out of this wage cage.
>>520065050No fucking kidding it would
>>520073506Thanks.
>>520065050>Would 500 bitcoin change your life?Hell, I'd be happy with 0.1 BTC. I'm just trying to pay for my daughter's funeral, which is so damn expensive. I know I'll get banned, but God bless any anons who can help.33oEx4j27e3EL9WvFcKSMA3t3MjqqBh2Dw
>>520065050Anything would help. I currently am taking care of my mother she lost her job during covid and has no very little retirement left. I would finish paying off her house and clearing out her debt.bc1q43lr2afudvrx0lwyj7xyl2tczaudf0jmm9yrmz
I want to do all the cocaine and molly and fuck hookers on a private yatch pls halp send bitcoin pls!blkn1gg3rs42069imM4fagg0t321kys
>>520066112Open source it genius boy
>>520076157oh, okay, abandoning any hope to make a single cent to recoup the millions I'll have to dump in development, and then abandoning all control on the possibly dangerous aspects that morons will compete to find? what next, holding the bag for all the damages I wasn't able to stop by letting others reap benefits at the expense of others?open source is good, I like OS products, but it's far from applicable to everything
>>520076908Since you lack the funds to protect the IP, your best bet move is to go full release open source - by going full public you actually get a Copyright implied, then you'll be the source of knowledge on the subject matter - release the info, the wealth will follow if you are indeed onto something.
>>520077443I understand your point, and it's probably a good method for most inventions of moderate impactbut innovations that promise to be both extremely lucrative and very dangerous when misused require more control than open source allows
>>520065050No balls16o7UQragvErFGvuLzKYt2xwNpyeDj7Mh
>>520065050Not at all
>>520065050About to get married and we can't afford a house. Looking for small apartments in the city. Even 0.5 BTC would be life changing14o29GGg4jsYedf2jArJxRX9BqH1Wt6w5p
>>520065050Yes I would either do right under God for my family and by that eventually myself. Or I would be tempted and lose and succumb to the devil and temptation of my very weak flesh. But I’d be willing to give it a shot
Damn, it's crazy how this thread is still up. Will we hit bump limit?
>>520065050Yes. I would produce a slurry of gachas and turn $56m into billions annually and use that to wage war on zog.bc1qhchkr3rl70utt0qj5qjdx73prs39fjunt9ulpd
>>520065050nobody would even realize I had it. not much would change
>>520066254Low IQ retard, you're not meant to convert it back to fiat LMFAO. Kill yourself.
>>520065050Give me plz i move far and built self sufficient self sustainable homestead in small town where I can raise sheep and name them after jews then make a sex with the asshole before I slaughter and sell meat for eating yes ! yes !
>>520065050Even 5 would at this point. God willing I'd be able to afford a house. I'd like to get my mother a small cottage with a garden to tend too.
>>520065050>Would 500 bitcoin change your life?No.
>>520065050trips and OP owes me 500 bitcoins
I had 2 in 2021 and it changed my life.
Whos giving ill take some13VVLGze2pXF6C67V5X9SrAX4yutwLTinr
>>520065050I would buy AIPAC.
a guy actually gave me $5k USD worth of ADA one time on a adjacent site and it changed my life pretty significantly for the better, then later someone was offering bitcoin here and i had a mental breakdown trying to figure out how to set up a wallet properly and realizing his fake transaction was to a wallet that didnt even exist because he promised to send like 4 bitcoins which is like 400k, and then was relieved to accept that the whole thing was just a troll anyway lmaonow i dont even want to believe because that fakeout and me flailing around trying to figure out how to set up a actual BTC wallet gave me such intense anxiety it fucked my whole week upgetting the 5k of ADA into my bank account was a lot of shit to figure out and in the process i accidentally had him give me extra money. he meant to do 2.5k initially lmao but he was cool with it because it was an accident
5m would change anyone's life
One would change mine. Use it to buy land and gtfo of niggerville
>>520083549you forgot a zero
>>520065050SATOSHI PLEASE!
>>520065050Yes. I could finally go back to independent weapons research and visit Yasukuni Shrine
>>520083772You just said $5k changed your life...
>>5200650501/10th of a bitcoin would change my life
>>520084461yeah i was assuming he meant to do the math on what 500 bitcoins was worth
>>520065050i would buy beer
>>520065050>>520065485I'd buy a private island and bring in fertile adult women who want to have my kids.
>>520066112>you will barely get a hundredth of what a new invention is worth,LOL. Patent attorney here. That's because nearly all of the value in any "invention" is the long hard schlog through the commercialization and popularization pipeline. 99% of "ideas" are a dime a dozen.That said, if you create something great -- like the Bounce fabric-softener sheets that people just throw into the dryer -- then sure, Procter and Gamble will make a fucking fortune off the billion-dollar market you opened up for them, BUT you will also make a fucking fortune. The guy who came up with that idea, because he was tired of walking up and down the stairs at his apartment building to put fabric softener in, made tens of millions off the royalties.In twenty years I've heard of exactly one case where just the basic invention itself was worth millions, and that was a guy who worked for Intel who realized they were about to hit a bottleneck. He quit his job worked out how to solve the bottleneck, made sure he covered all the angles so that his solution couldn't be "designed around", patented it, and sold that single patent to Intel for over ten million dollars net to him, back when that was even more serious money than it is today.Unless you've randomly come up with something of that level -- or light amplification by the stimulated emission of radiation (the L.A.S.E.R.) like Gordon Gould, or the vortex tube like Ranque and Hilsch -- you're just vastly overestimating the importance of conceptualizing the invention and being ridiculously greedy, which will inevitably lead to you reading in the news about someone else who came up with the exact same thing and wasn't obsessive about doing it all himself and refusing others' capital and contributions.
>>520077940you'll get kiked on it even if you jump through all the correct hoops. I assume you're aware of, but unwilling to try the certified mail meme pseudo patent? I'm in a similar boat, makes me wonder if there's an accessible better process in other countries.
>>520066112>>520085592>>520085592 (continued)The best example of that last bit is probably Kary Mullis, who has propagandized an entire cult of personality around himself being the sole inventor of PCR (polymerase chain reaction). He came up with the initial idea, but his coworkers were the ones who made it workable and useful, with a shitload of money from his employer, and he never ever mentions that when he airs his grievance about how Cygnus "fucked him". Don't get me wrong, the guy was obviously a genius, and shared the Nobel Prize for his work -- but he thinks he shouldn't have had to share any of the credit, or any of the prize, or any of the money, and his shit definitely don't stink.
>>520085596>I assume you're aware of, but unwilling to try the certified mail meme pseudo patent? I'm in a similar boat, makes me wonder if there's an accessible better process in other countries.Those are certifiably worse than useless. It's a meme that some idiot came up with generations ago, and dumbfucks apparently still haven't gotten the memo that it doesn't do anything for you.
>>520065050Nah i don't know how to use it anyway Also lol at all the ranjeets begging for fake money
>>520085959Bitcoin is just as much "real money" as Kazakhstani tenges. I've lived off it for the last eight years.
I'd be able to stop waging and launch the business I've been saving startup capital for.bc1qdyxnfe7ya7psg9vsna2fnusqzulyxay2qcxhgq
>>520065050I would spend it on stupid shit
has anyone gotten btc from these threads
probably not, I would still be living the same life
I would quit my job at the gym except for a few older clients that need me, and spend all my time with my 5 year old son.
>>520065050Any bitcoin would change my life :/(American expat living in Ghana) 18drHtdbkMgMnoW1f9KTo83QgWyTqYqdaz
>>520086280>as real as Kazakhstani tengesSorry friend but thats factually not trueOur money is printed on magical jewish paper in BritainCan't get more real than that
>>520065050That would literally be 500k dollars
>>520085772I mostly wanted the keks from telling someone about it. my shitty conclusion is that I just have to withhold until there's a shred of decency, or more likely, it dies with me.
>>520065050Yes. I'd by land and also start r&d into hydrogen production avenues, hydrogen powered combustion engines and designing homes that are self sufficient. Not because of gay ass climate change propaganda but because free people should own their own means of production and not rely on government or stores or corporations.
Rat-race will be over, I will help my sis to sort her issues with the health, so converting imagination to reality will be much simpler. With the rest I just build fault tolerance infrastructure to just pay attention what is really matter, moments, experience and relationship with free people. bc1qg2tja7cn6cjusnmcsh2d2xfrjq36k3k7kvkd38
>>520065050Not in any way that you could perceive
>>520065050Could I even liquidate that much bitcoin?
>>520065050No, I prefer real money like gold.
Yes, i would finally get me some big boy legoes and live life to the full.bc1qdggl6p9rpkznfcm2utcjp6r7fx7y0g4ya5x0rk
>>520088551based, you can make a solid-gold buttplug to sneak it through Customs when you flee Brazil, and if they catch you, they'll get shit all over their hands when they confiscate it.Instead of having an encrypted file with your Bitcoin keys inside, stored on a flash drive, which no one can use even if they confiscate it. (Keep a backup at home so if they do try to take it, you can go back and get another copy to try again.)
>>520065050Are you retarded? You're retarded right? What sort of dumb fuck question is that?
>>520065050No, like 2 billion in Fiat and not being American would
>>520065050That's a lot, more than enough to make a business and get out of this shitty country
>>520065050probably not
>>5200650501 BTC would
