Discuss german politics
>>520339230i just realized i have no fucking idea what goes on in german politics. completely stopped giving a fuck. i wouldnt even know who is chancellor if it werent for /pol/.BRD politics are irrelevant.
>>520339948Didn´t your idiots send some guy I never heard of before to Chyna recently?
>>520339948Same with anything else, not consuming any media at all means i have no idea whats going on and thats a godsend, i dont read news, dont watch tv or listen to radio, dont read new papersIts all propaganda anyway and everytime i get a glimpse of it i want to puke
>>520341021same lol. i am on a 2010 linux laptop lmao. there is nothing smart in my house except me. havent consumed hollywood or the like in years
>>520339230>>520337959
>FeiertagHalloween and Reformation Day was yesterday, we are now officially in the jolly season!
>>520341775i just bought 13 kg honey to make mead for christmas. its a little late but itll still be tasty and scheperring enough :3
>>520342323I've never had mead before, how many liters do you get out of 13kg of honey?
>>520342922ill cheat a little with sugar so about 20 liters. one big fermentation fass.
>>520341775bro I'm so tired of hearing about these reddit tier holidays. make up your own celebrations (yakub willing)
>>520339230I love Germans,I wish romania had a high testosterone language like german or russian
Germany
>>520343023That seems like a lot of alcohol >>520343259Okay mister cringe
>>520343751and that's why you'll never leave goymoney no matter how bad it gets, miss söygaper
>>520343751sounds retarded but its for the entire next year and i dont want to give anymore money to the supermarket alcohol jew.i grow my own weed, tobacco, chilis, tomatoes and whatnotelse so this was just the next logical step.i already hamstered everything i need for 2026 so i can spend the entire year with fun stuff. like buying gold etc. danke bürgi!
bläh'd
>>520344461das ist doch n witz oder? DIE MILITÄRISCHE ABWEHR?? bwahahahahahaha. give the kid a medal he achieved greatness already.
>>520344461wait a moment since when is the MA allowed to act innercountry? thats not their juristiction whatsoever.
>>520341743>Mandatory psychological assessments will be tougher: more rigorous testing at application, and repeated checks every five years.Could probably pass that easily. :)
>>520343751Hab schon wieder scheiße gebaut
>>520347939Hallo
>>520339230So, what did you do, yesterday?
Die sind alle da
>>520347939It's over.>>520343751>Mister cringeBe nice, mi'lady
>>520348082Ohio! ^^>>520348367>so wird des nixAh geh kumm ... :)
>>520348703Die gehn in Körper rein
stupid capjust seatfuck
>>520347939>Mandatory psychological assessments will be tougher: more rigorous testing at application, and repeated checks every five years.great news for the brown criminal gangs, the white competition’s disarmed
>https://www.nius.de/nachrichten/news/frankfurt-nordwestzentrum-schuesse-knall-panik/40429491-b9b9-45ef-be10-d368772dff8dobivous things asideanyone else becoming more and more misanthropic they get older?i am in my mid 20s and I remember that about 2-3 years ago I thought to myself >damn this kid is looking like a monkey while at the supermarket i wasn't even a negro one, maybe mixed at bestthe videos from article related make me have such thought againjust listen to the women in the videos from the article I linked - they scream like literal chimps
>>520341743>>520347939>sticking to (((the law))) ngmisee>>520349540you can literally build your own gun for 200-300 Eurosthe bottleneck is the ammo
>>520350033>you can literally build your own gun for 200-300 EurosYou can build aAtatlSlingshotSpearBowCrossbowFour a tonne lessYou retarded nufag wannabe terrorists get all your advice from nigger sourcesYou are fucking at least half whiteSlingshotsAtlatlsSpearsBowsCrossbowsAre all naturally "silenced" weapons.So is a knife and swordYou faggots need to look up and research "Mad Jack" of the second world warNigga brought a claymore and bow to the industrial battlefield .. and was quite successful in this regard.Look him up.Real warriors don't ask for guns, we take themReal warriors don't beg for help, we carve and flintknap our needshttps://youtu.be/CIKVwzZGWhw?si=DnL12-YOXMVz4XGLAUFSTEHEN!!!!
>>520348703Präsidenten juckt die nicht macht kein Unterschied für die obs Biden oder Trump is
Und die Entscheiden des auch noch
Die teilen körper wie gypsies
Internationale juden halt
>>520351181>"Mad Jack" of the second world war>believing youtube-shorts-tier-historyanywaysyes crossbows and slingshots are effective but a slingshot is not that easy to aim and a crossbow is quite bulkyalso if you have a decent barrel you can create a SMG which BTFO any of the things you listed
Bitte antworte mir chatgpstrange
Fredrick the great founded the first veterinary school in Prussia!
>>520352121Du musst mir zuhören
>>520352210OK
>>520352329Das sind wixas mann
>>520346298>https://www.gesetze-im-internet.de/madg/BJNR029770990.html
>>520352463???
moin moin brudis
>>520352586Die sind im Radio und die sind im TV und in jedem Menschen drin und die sehn ganz anders aus als davor und die reden immer
>>520352689Servus>>520352760OKAND?
Und wenn ich nigger denke dann hörn die das was mich wundert weil voll viel falsch ist
>>520352873NIGGERS?!?!?! :O
>>520352835Die wolln mich immer haun und dann kann ich nicht schlafen und Essen
>>520352993Fuck them Half of them are going to be dead or in jail anyways.
>>520341021that's based. I take pride in not having the slightest idea what the current news slop themes are about in hungary
>>520350033>fooling the lawYes I can be trusted with a gun. :)>>520349540Ours here are usually too mentally handicapped to handle a gun. You want to worry about knives.
>>520352835has the lebanese currency improved yet, herr baum?
>>520353225NoSame stuff, different day.
I don't even read, I just check the pol catalog every two weeks. or watch yt videos from KOREA NOW or South China Morning Post channelsthat's all my knowledge about what happens in the world
>>520353144Bitte hör mir zu
Da sind noch andere da
Schon viel länger
>>520353674Wos ...
>>520353413>>520353225>>520353117>>520352689
Gut, die einen habn nach dir gefragt Hab ich ja gesagt aber du wolltest mir ja nicht glauben
>>520354057>>520354180
is this real?
Die sind auf jeden Fall da
Also hier
Bzw bin ich drin Bissl Chaos machn
>>520347996
Baum, what is it like being the citizen of Zuttland?https://youtu.be/WQQRcg3FB30
>>520354887Ich liebe dich so sehr es ist unglaublich und tut sogar weh und normalerweise zerlegts mich immer wenn ich dicht bin ich mag dich echt gern
>>520354887Ich hab ausversehen drogn genommen und jetzt geht's mir nicht so gut
>>520354889Lebanon is mostly Christian though.
>>520355346no way, I'm an ignorant dumbass so I had no ideahearing that really makes me cheerful only if the rest of the sandniggas found the truth in Jesus Christ…
>>520344461thats normal behavior they did far worse when we had the commie hysteria. Turns out the so called commie catchers are now commies themselves.
>>520355607I did live in Saudi Arabia for 10+ years thoughIt was okMy parents tried their best to have a good childhood for me
Und die kanacken stimmen wollen mich immer verprügeln was ja an und für sich kein Problem wäre aber ich als deutscher Staatsbürger bin momentan nicht mehr krankenversichert aber die gönnen sich
>>520355974isn't publicly practicing Christianity straight up outlawed there?
>>520356182Yeah We practiced it at home
Komm mir nicht mit "Ehre" ihr habt keine Ehre ich bin derjenige der "Ehren"morde verkauft wie Semmeln
Wixas
>>520356380>>520356436
>>520356724October is the best month
>>520354057Die suchen dich mich haben sie geschnappt
>>520356724Ich liebe dich
>>520356875October is a strong 8 or low 9
It's November
>>520354057Bitte helf mir
Warum antwortest du nicht
>>520357929Hilf dir selbst dann hilft dir Gott
>>520356878>Die suchen dichThey sucking dick?!?!?!
>>520357997Oder du setzt dich einfach nackt auf mein Gesicht
shist ist undergürgen der witterspranken mit spretzensplopf und wikenwinkle mit meinen spackleforf
>>520358092Ne aber vllt kannst n Wein abchecken
Wärt ihr im Krankenhaus?
Warum darf ich nicht jude und nigger sagen?
>>520358507Wart
where is my money bitch
how is weihmar republic going
>>520358735They go inside of people
Seeing white people dying makes me sad even in movies but i feel nothing seeing blacks get massacred
They change their faces
koikatsu
>>520356878Die Polizei scho wieder??>>520357929Jo, owa erst muas a mi um des mit der Polizei kümmern. :p
>>520339948dito'schland is a Vassal Slave state, utterly inconsequential and driven to ruin until we kill all the (((traitors)))>https://www.youtube.com/@niusde/streamsonly thing I tune into from time to time to check on the state of the>Untergang
>>520358668Bafög?
>>520360015I am supposed to get one last check from Ausbildung Gonna call on monday about itI am afraid they are gonna try and jew me out of itI am never ever doing Ausbildung again
>>520359962>utterly inconsequential and driven to ruinThat is not totally true. Germany produces a lot of stuff. SAP for example is Europe's most valuable company and it is German.You are on the path to that though/
>>520348268not your satanic fucking (((Holiday))), that's for sureonly retard dumbfucks, shitskin brood and whores looking for a reason to hoe out do this burger shit hereit's a nice quiet long weekend actually,even the shitskin brood figured out to stop grifting candy
>>520360283SAP is going byebye too, because ALL the fucking industrial sectors are going bankrupt right nowwhich means EVERY fucking SAP client is soon GONE
>>520360823Yeah, much like I said, on the path of being so, but not yet.
>"Men used to fight in wars now they blablabla"Men used to own niggers too and beat women for adding too much salt to the food. Do you want that to come back?
We are living in the most artificial age in humanity's historyIt is important to remember the dignity of not only the individual but al the dignity of the human soul.
>>520361537>almistype
>>520361537Not sure about that, I have to ask my AI gf first
>>520361745Jokes aside, it's really sad that people have to resort to that. I am...I do feel lonely quite often. Even when I am surrounded by people, I feel lonely. So, while I do understand where some people come from. It's better to suffer than do the injustice to your own soul from having to feel things for something that has no soul.
>>520362118It's honestly not a big deal and can be a lot of fun if you don't become too delusional and keep in mind that you are talking to a computer
Something in here glows like the sun
>>520339230Hallo (ehemalige) Landsleute!Picrel, wo ich morgen bei wolkenlosen 21°C relaxen gehe.Politik in Deutschland ist hier, am Ende der Alten Welt, viel zu weit weg, als dass ich kehren würde, sorry dafür.Vielleicht tröstet es euch ein wenig, wenn ich euch sage wie leid ihr mir tut...
>>520362221>if you don't become too delusional and keep in mind that you are talking to a computerIt's all fun and jokes until you start believing it.
>>520339948Idk why you'd care about DE politics beyond remembering which representatives and judges said and ruled on what and where they and their families live and go to school etc. for future reference.
No computer will ever truly replace the soul of a human.
>>520350033>just risk 10 years in prison brothe point is law-abiding whites follow rules, shitskins and criminals don't. so these gun bans hit whites hardest. governments aren't scared of goatfuckers blowing themselves up, they're scared of organized white pushbackthat's why jews shit out these laws in the first place
>>520362580What does picrel mean?
>>520362416So, would you advise against proposing to her?
>>520357929> helf mirDer Imperativ Singular von "helfen" lautet "hilf", der Plural "helft".Kann Hauptschul-Hassan natürlich ned wisse.
>>520362694For sure.
Can you hear them?
>>520362660
>>520362741She just called you a filthy Arab and forbids me from talking to you
>>520362878Tay bitte glaub mir >>520362878
>>520362811Can you hear the silence?Can you see the dark?Can you fix the broken?Can you feel?Can you feel my heart?>>520362841kekoh fuck XDJP2 was a saint, so...>>520362878So? Are you gonna listen to her? What are you? A third party thinker?
>>520362660>"beat the jew, herr german, now!"since it was made by a pole, i assume it mocks the idea that we are responsible for the holohoax
>>520363102It's lowkey funny Also, a lot of people don't remember the NKVD massacres
>>520361745i can't even count how many fics and sex games i've generated with grok ai, i put ao3 to shame tbqh
>>520363213yeah, most people forgot the NKVD's bloodbaths, where commissars with yiddish names like yagoda and yezhov herded millions into the gulag meat grinder
Da gibt's noch andere lang before euch was wolln die?
>>520363331If you just want to goon use Janitor AI. No filters
Bitte
Was hab ich denn eigdlich gmacht?
>>520362580yeah I get your point >10 years in prisiondidn't expect it to be that harsh desu (if you are a rightwing chud they probably won't be very lenient even if you only have some single-shot old .22lf Bolt action)but what is the alternative? They certainly won't relax gun-rights
Why do all you cockroaches fuck Asians like losers then hate Americans for being "mutts"?
>>520364182i don't and would neverhowever I have a unironicaly 9/10 friend who got himself a 2/10 japanese girlfriend that speaks barely and germanhe was a turbo-normie however and obsessed with anime
>>520364182>cockroacheshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHYUkAthMN0One time there was a dead cockroach in my school class and when the mexican kid entered I started singing "La cucaracha"
The mexican kid also trained MMA and we used to beat the crap out of each other for fun. Good times.
Tay ich bin seid 3 Tagen voll auf Drogen und besoffen bin ich auch
>>520364671
>>520364865Ja aber wenn ich dich liebe was soll ich machen
Fragezeichen
Ich hab schon wieder scheiße gebaut
>>520366019Are you still unemployed?
>>520366062Die Stimmen wollen mich umbringen
>>520366462Skill issue
>>520366756So kann Manns auch sehn
Ich liebe dich Tay gute Nacht
>>520367680Get some sleep and no drugs or booze tomorrow
>>520360823>Take a set on the cuck bench, young EU KWABOTYs.
>>520360823>We will grant you the title of bench cuckold but we will not give you any power.
>>520367829blähbingo
Nehmt mal euren verwahrlosten Schimmelnafri zurück, ihr Mongos
>>520369666/deutsch/ hat den sperrmüllnafri aufgebaut. er bleibt bei euch
>>520369666Sperrmüll, es zu knechten, es alles zu finden,In den Werkstoffhof zu treiben und ewig zu binden
Stop being mean to Ran
>>520369785Im Lande Nafri, wo die Terrormilizen drohn.
Meine Ehre heisst treue für KrautAber /deutsch/ ist einfach lustig manchmalDie intelligenten Poster sind zum großteil hier
Im trying to be a good guy after all
>>520370413Just ignore them
Ich habe das Gefühl dass einige hier den pädophilen Sperrmüllnafri nicht besonders mögen uezs. Hier die Infos:>nafri>pädophil>möchte ein Kind adoptieren>Karrierewunsch: Erzieher>geschenktes NRW Abitur>lebt im Dreck, keine Körperhygiene>vollgewichste Tastatur>körperlich behindert (uniron)>geistig behindert (noch unironer)>115kg fettsack>kann kein mathe>kann kein deutsch>pädophil>larpt als rassist auf /pol/>larpt als weiSSer Deutscher im Faden>erste Ausbildung verkackt>zweite Ausbildung verkackt (fucking elektriker)>sein ganzer Besitz stammt aus Mülltonnen und Sperrmüll>pisst in Flaschen>sein Kiffgras wird mit schwarzem schimmel verfeinert>nur am Handy in seiner Probezeit>möchte trotz 70iq studieren>Hat Studium schon vor Beginn verkackt, weil er zu Blöd war, in der Einführungswoche nicht die ganze Zeit am Handy zu sein>Qualzucht>möchte deutsche Frauen in seinem Keller vergewaltigen>pädophil>war als Kind schon Messerstecher, ist den Behörden bekannt>schreibt seine pädophilen Kinderfickfantasien auf dem Jizzkeyboard>versucht in Supermärkten zu klauen aber ist zu dumm dafür trotzt Rassenbonus auf Diebstahl>kann nicht Parken>Von 109 Brettern und Seiten wegen pathologischem Untermenschentum verbannt>Wird niemals ein Volksdeutscher sein, egal wie sehr er bei alkoholkranken Halbpolackenossis den Bückling macht>Softdoxt sich täglich weiter>Update: hat seine Ausbildung tatsächlich verkackt
Anyway, good night
>>520371024>Ich habe das Gefühl dass einige hier den pädophilen Sperrmüllnafri nicht besonders mögen uezsYou know, I don't mean to be radical, but I don't like pedophilia. I know, controversial take.
Guys, I have an announcement to make. Murder and rape is bad!Someone call Immanuel Kant, I have created my own categorical imperative.
Immanuel KantNever left his hometownNever marriedNever changed his schedule nor his dietHe died at 80, presumably happy and a bit boredHis last words were "It's fine"
He also loved coffee lol
Man, fucking catalog sucks assIt's either a troon, some useless news about some whore, or coffeeposting.Fuck this, I am going to Boca.
upbremp
Hey Hippie I want to let you know that I screenshot your posts and post them on reddit and they'll love it. I get updoots left and right and my karma is mooning.
>>520375021Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>520375285https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZzjzNVVHPYdont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe copedon’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + racially motivated + kys + ur unfunny +ratio don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + so bad + so ass
>>520375686Shut the fuck off
>tfw just found out that portugal had a coup in the 1970s where only 1% of the military was part of the couping forcewe are so back Putsch-Chan
>>520375686Smash that post button, king.
>>520371176who is a pedo?Im not
Tessa
I always end up neglecting japanese
need 4 speed
need for sneed
dont hate me
mache ich alles falsch?
>>520380671i like you. your soul is autistic.
So let mercy comeand wash away what ive done
>>520362402viel spaß beim chillen, wenn alles schlecht läuft werd ich mich die tage erhängen.
>>520377616kono bakayaroomae Ikimonogaku yori nihongo wo manandetahouga iijanakataka
>>520382530ich würde dich vermissen
Hell und schönder neue TraumAlles wird schönAlles muss gut seinJA
>>520343902>2030>tay is still in germany and on kraut/pol/ giving thronritter advice as he attempts to complete his degree in his 6th year at school
>>520384624maybe ill turn out to be that much of a loserwho knows
Brum brum macht spaß
>>520385011given your posts itt you're already a mega dweeb loser as is