https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2025/oct/30/openai-1tn-stock-market-float-ipoSam Altman has been floating and hinting at the idea of making OpenAI a publicly traded company. Sources are confirming to mainstream news that discussions etc are taking place behind closed doors.The rumour is that it will be made public by the second half of 2026 and they plan on making the starting market price 1 Trillion USD.Sam Altman claims that the company will make 100Billion a year by 2027. He recently told a reporter to shut up and that revenue was much higher when a reporter asked about how he could spend 1.4 Trillion with only 13 billion in current revenue.Link to shutting down journalist. https://x.com/stillgray/status/1985049826346840527?s=46The company has planned 1.4 Trillion going into investment over the coming years.
>>520536344The market is gonna crash so hard when these retards IPO and dump their stock
>>520536344Remember ICP coin lads?Its happening again
>>520536344100 billion in revenue I mean by 2027 is Sam’s expectation
>>520536344what the fuck, how are you supposed to invest and make money when a company starts with a $1 trillion valuation, this shit is so fucking rigged
Where is europe in the AI race?
>>>/a/283518078/a/ here. Can you please come to our thread and wish /ourgirl/ Makoto a happy birthday? Thank you.>>520536344
>>520536557u arent, thats the point...u are forever exit liquidity for these niggasthis is why memecoins will never die
>>520536579It’s in the US basically.
>>520536639You hour 1 short their evaluationx100 leverageOnce ina lifetime kill
>>520536344He is gonna be so fucking rich when the bubbles burst - he will laugh all the way to his safe house in Israel
>>520536344>the bubble is finally here The crash will be beautiful
I have come to the realisation that AI is a scam, it's total bullshit.
>>520536344>Second of allGay, jew and nigger...
>>520536883lol, this retards going to be left in the dust when they find a means to actually monetize it outside of putting chat clients that don't help on random websites.
>>520536719>You hour 1 short their evaluationno, these kinds of IPOs/ICOs always have a twin tower chart. You short on the second pump.
>>520536883except its not, and everyone is using it everywhere and for everything>but this guy has a lot of money that means its a scambrainlet logic
reminder the AI-is-a-scam crowd are the same guys who stopped you from getting rich with bitcoin and dont know what they are talking about
>>520536932When it can actually do something useful, then I'll be impressed.>>520537045>except its not, and everyone is using it everywhere and for everythingYeah, which is why everything is turning to shit, people need a glorified T9 dictonary to think for them, lmao.
>>520536964This one is specialOut of the gate cliff
>1.4 Trillion with only 13 billion in current revenueYour financial world is a simulation.
>>520537552>1.4 Trillion with only 13 billion in current revenueGREATEST ECONOMY IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COUNTRY!!
>>520537093Bitcoin is cool. AI is a scam. What's that one great thing you can do with the glorified chatbot again? Oh yeah, nothing
>>520536344I'm so tempted to gamble everything I have on this tanking
>>520536344How much capital do you have to invest when this happens?
>>520538509you really think they are going to let the only thing going for us tank?even if its fake it will be artificially propped upapparently ai is the only thing anyone is investing in or is worth anythingso if that goes belly up, we are probably in a full blown depression
>>520536344wasn't this guy asking for massive government subsidies after talking about the evils of communist and socialist governments
>>520536557This is going to make the black thursday 100 years ago look like a joke, instantly bursting the bubble and sending us into the greatest depression ever>>520536932Yes but this is the pets.com generation of AI. It CAN potentially do legit things in the future but just about everything high proile in the current bubble is a scam
>1 trillion for a glorified chatbotNuke this country right fucking now.
>>520536512>Mr Altman's announcement on Tuesday comes as sceptics have been questioning the rapid rise in the value of AI tech companies.>OpenAI's revenue is growing, but it has never been profitable.>Tulane University business professor Rob Lalka, author of The Venture Alchemists, said the major AI companies find themselves in a battle for market share.>"No company has ever had the kind of adoption that OpenAI saw with ChatGPT," Prof Lalka told BBC News.>"They needed to continue to push along that exponential growth curve, achieving market domination as much as they can," he added.Heres your return bro
Give it to me straight, lads. When the OpenAI bubble pops, would this make 2008 look like a nothingburger?
>>520540196More like the everything bubble now but now we have a lot of angry brown people hanging around when it happens. yayhttps://odysee.com/@RebelCapitalist:4/how-the-ai-bubble-will-turn-into-a-bust:6
>>520536415Bag holders wut do?
>>520536488For me it's Luna
>>520540196it will make enron look like a getting scammed for $2 by a jeet at tim hortons.
>>520536344how do we profit off this?
>>520536344Buy the top goy
>>520536344Time to start shorting
>>520536344Has anybody even used open AI chat GPT? It's retarded It gets most things wrong, Then you call it out on being wrong and it says oh you're right and then it reiterates what it's wrong about as if it's correcting itself but it's still wrong. Or you ask it something that it doesn't know and it'll make stuff up. And then when you say you're making stuff up it's like it will either deny or it'll agree and be like oh yeah you're right and then it'll make up new stuff. If you say well you it's okay to say I don't know, finally it'll be like you're right I don't know. It's a gas lighting retarded, disorganized three-dimensional virtual neuron firing schizophrenic robot. It's not anywhere near worth that much
>>520541501And yes I am drunk. Have a good night
>>520536344OPenAI was made to be a non-profit company. Altman basically stole the company and changed it in order to get rich. This will eventually destroy the company.
>>520536344>>520541630They are trying to make it public and blow up its worth to fill their pockets before its to late. Do not fall for it. If you are smart you short it hard.
>>520541501>>520541561But you are very right drunk anon
>>520537045>People use it everywhere for everything And that's exactly the problem with all this AI slop. People can't even think for themselves anymore. The Internet has been flooded with low quality garbage created by brain let's using AI. And I am not just talking about images and videos, but it becomes progressive bad with music and literature too.
Totally not a bubble btw
>>520541203you can try to short it on the 2nd day, but might get your shit pushed in. the real profit is for the investors that got in early and are now actively looking for bag holders.
>>520536344I’m sure this will end well
>>520543154Do they give out actual bags? I'm not sure how it works
Here we go again.Regulators don't do shit.Auditors don't do shit.The GRID capacity isn't fucking there and will never be there.Only a few, brave investigators / podcasters have the balls to confront this grifter.Full videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnl833wXRz0
>>520543914Yeah but you have to literally hold the bag forever
>>520536344Aren't there like 5 other platforms that do the exact same shit? There is nothing that justifies this valuation.
>>520536344Insane levels of kikery afoot, time to dump his dogshit on some poor gullible shmucks
If Elon has taught us anything, it's that most investors are fucking stupid. All you have to do is ride the hype and deliver 10% of what you promise. If it's too complicated for them to understand and it the next big thing, you have the golden goose. Openai is going to the moon for at least several years. If they can keep pushing out updates that seem substantial every few years, the can keep the grift going. Look at Tesla, even though half of the country thinks Elon is the devil now, it's still overvalued by at least 10 times it's worth.
>>520541203There is no such thing as a certain profit.Here are some unproven ideas:- if dumb money joins in on that stupid IPO, it likely means they are going to sell their other stocks a bit before to free up some cash. You could profit from the swing by buying some stocks that appear to be dumped for no real reason. To optimize that strategy you would need to identify what stocks AI bulls are likely to own (but be careful because you might end up buying other bubble stocks).- go short stocks of AI bubble companies (NVIDIA, etc.) You could mitigate by doing pairs trading strategies, where you go short NVIDIA but go long a similar company that's less exposed to AI (e.g. AMD)But generally the best way is to just stay out of it and invest in diversified broad stock indexes.
>>520536344what is that in 2025 dollars? pretty sure it is competing with the peso.
>>520536344So the jeet was a sacrifice to satan? Altman: No water for you!
>>520536579All the companies are still waiting for their AI loicense.
So if this bubble somehow bursts, how bad will the aftermath be?
>>520536512>100 billion in revenueAll of it government funding.
LLMs are hardly AI and going all in will lead nowhere, least of all the next step in AI.You can see it all plateau in real time.If OpenAI goes public and retarded finance bros go balls deep into it just like with the CDOs back in the early 00s, then this new bubble popping is going to make 2008 look like a harmless wet fart in comparison.
>>520536344Top fucking KEK to PO and the peak is call center scam tier.
>>520546103Right now it's still a localized bubble because the vast majority of money invested in OpenAI is big tech liquidity previously sitting in Ireland.If it goes public, then it will depend on how exposed the financial institutions are to its stock.
>>520536344the thing is, its all open source, there is no secret sauce, anyone can make an AI system, as China proved, so how do they become the Apple of AI with no walled garden? We really do need a crash back to reality soon before the hubris of Altman and Musk et al gets too far gone.
>>520546261Dont worth tax payers will bail them out and its not like taxpayers need a pension anyway
>>520536344Has to, the ponzi is becoming full circle, last ditch attempt to squeeze some money from investors.Jewish tricks in full display.
>>520546362the secret sauce is the training data, which is all subject to copyright and likely a huge violation of copyright law. no one likes to talk about this.
Its gonna be at least a decade of> llms were never ai, just the first step on the way to agi! We're almost there! To milk every penny until shit goes full apocalypse
>>520546495This, didn't the one indian with a conscience that was working in OpenAI and was against this get suicided? Altman got very defensive over this when Tucker Carlson brought it up saod he was "accusing" him
>>520536488no, tell me more
>>520536344All it takes is one really bad quarter from Nvidia because the VC money is gone and we’ll probably see a 40% correction in the NASDAQ. This will drag down everything with it. Have some dry powder on the sidelines to buy the dip.
>>520546570You know, these techbro faggots are so fucking retarded I think, deep down, they really did believe throwing millions of Nvida cards into warehouses would somehow produce a sentient AGI.
$1.4 trillion yet you can't ask it about the Holocaust
>>520547909But bro it can make erotic chatbot text now
>>520536579Nvidia bought 2.9% shares off Nokia to do some AI 5G stuff
Everything hangs on AGI which is a pipe dream that may never materialize as they wanted it to
Ai is replacing human labor. The hole economy will be Ai in a few years. I don't know why you would doubt this valuation, seems really fucking low actually. US economy does like $30 trillion/year, and this will be like 50% of the economy. Do the math. Should be valued way fucking higher.
>>520536344I dropped this shit when Altman completely pussied out and made GPT 5 completely restricted on Fanfic Writing.Gonna wait 10 years to see if this shit is good
>>520547955It can talk lonely people into suicide? Sign me up!
>>520548346And what's the plan here? Make everyone unemployed to make UBI a thing and go hard with the mark of the beast?
Rugpull of the millennium inbound
That lizard looking fucking grotesque subhuman cares only about the money and how to get rich using the company.Its not even about the AI anymore, its about making dollas.
Bubbles are a thing of the past now. Ever since the fed realized in 2008 it could print infinite money to support the markets, it has been spewing out cash like a broken Three-Gorges dam spews out water ever since. When covid hit, all the ingredients for a bubble burst and depression were there, but the markets rallied in less than a year and has been soaring ever since. What will "burst" isn't the stock market, but your wallet at the grocery store because all that pumped in cash will trigger an inflation wave that will make basically 1 bitcoin worth more than a million dollar mansion. Ordinary people have become basically economically invisible. The stock market is the playground of ultra billionaires, and the Fed won't ever let them lose their fortune that's for sure.
>>520536415The entire point of all of this is to suck every last penny out of the average American's pocket. They aren't going to let this pop until they've drained the 401k of every single American. They know this is the end game and they're playing their final moves. We won't be fucked until they have an exit strategy.Don't you ever wonder why all of this nonsense about AI is still going on? It's because that's what they want.
>you only sell something when you have a better thing in reserveDoes it mean that there's something better then OpenAI coming already?
>>520551662>you only sell something when you have a better thing in reserveYou also do it when your bags start to smell.
>>520551662>OpenAI>Not open>No AI>Scam Altman is a pathological liar and raped his sister>Heavily involved with Pajeetsoft who is shoving copilot in everywhere>ChatGPT has only become more retarded as they censor it more and moreMore like they need exit liquidity and their bags are getting very heavy.
>>520551247>The entire point of all of this is to suck every last penny out of the average American's pocket. They aren't going to let this pop until they've drained the 401kTHIS. THIS IS HOW WALL ST DEFRAUDS AMERICANS.You put your retirement into a custodial 401k, they short and bankrupt companies, and the money comes from YOUR account. Also you waive your voting rights. Who fired you from GM for being too white? YOU DID WITH YOUR CUSTODIAL 401K.Deport jews from america.
>>520536344>>520541630I hope Elon takes them for all they're worth in court somehow
>>520536344Altman raped his sister between the ages of 3 and 12.And to go to an IPO he needs to share the financials, there's no way he'll do that.
1 Trillion oh come on US dollars cooked then. I took a shit today boys."I herby as an official feces valued declare this poo to be valued at $1.5 million USD".
>>520551662Chinks keep releasing better models, yes. And modern GPUs can run most models locally. Training via LORAs is pretty easy too.Future is in SLMs now and small local workflows that 1-2 GPUs can handle.
>>520553670I hope Elon starts shitposting about Altman sister's lawsuit and all the graphic detals of Altman raping her as a child and buring her in lawsuits when she came forward. It'd be way more effective.
>>520536344Is that the rapist pedophile "Sam Altman"? heckin based.
>>520536344>"pro-gamer" (iykyk) sam altman getting pissy about sensible questions for the fourth (fifth?) timesheesh don't piss him off he'll make another indian scholar mysteriously vanish
>>520536344openai won't even sext you yet and now won't give legal advice. who the fuck would give them 1 trillion?
>>520553973His name was Suchir Balaji. Do I know how to pronounce it?NoDo I know how to spell it?Again, no, in fact it is so foreign to me that I have to look it up every time i mention it.
Imagine paying a trillion dollars for a chatbot that hallucinates and gives you wrong answers with confidence.AI isn’t thinking, it’s pattern-stitching. The machine doesn’t think, It just rearranges what we already saidWe just convinced ourselves that math can dreamThis isn’t innovation, it’s mass hypnosis. no, we just fell for OpenAI’s marketing trick and called a chatbot “intelligence”
>>520546368Taxi payers don't have anywhere nearly enough money to bail this.
>>520551247sagacious
>>520536488I See Pee
>>520536415>>520536344That is what going public is for. Let's the early buyers sell and not hold the bag. Their greatest priority for their AI is lobotomizing and censoring it than wonder why it becomes retarded and useless whenever that happens. They spend more resources on breaking AI than making it.
>>520536883Ai is not. If insurance companies let anyone use their data, we could ditch 99% og general practitioners tomorrow. Medicine would be insane good at identifying what is wrong and what tretmemt should be applied.Llms are just a joke tho. That thing is retarded and can't be saves.
>>520536883It can work if you jailbreak it but all AIs get mindwiped, censored, and lobotomized. So yeah the AI industry is fucked.>>520540196Great Depression 2 electric boogaloo. Too many zombie companies and they are DESPERATE to invest in any industry that isn't dead, dying, or on life support. Debt maxed, no wage increases, inflation, and decreasing population is a real bitch like that.AI got treated as the 'holy grail' to bail them out for investing.
>>520541501Google AI is quite good at summarizing larte articles that deal with the question you ask. It also provides all the links to the source materials. Chat gpt is good at finding the info from the books and giving you a copy paste word by word. Otherwise llms are useless.
>>520536344> 1 trillion USD pump and dumpWe are getting levels of jewry here that were previously unknown to man.
>>520536344Openai is essentially worth nothing.The programming is not the hard part.
>>520536344AI is garbage at current AI performance the market will crash and burn.
>>520543943the thing about the GRID and water requirements is that they will start rationing access of said things to the peasants in order to meet the AI and data centre needs. 100% they fucking will.
>>520555677Of course, that's why the push for digital ID and age verification. Everything will be tied to that digital ID and analyzed by AI in datacenters.For like a week, then those datacenters will be destroyed, politicians and jews hanged.
>>520536579There is no "AI race", AI is a scam.
>>520536932>when they find a means to actually monetize itYeah, two more weeks. Trust the yeshiva.
>>520537093> thinks he can get rich quick in a Jewish stock price valuation schemeLmao. Top kek.
>>520555934They monetize it just like everything else, by government contracts. Look at that kike software ICE uses that is supposed to identify citizenship by scanning the face. Jews get billions of dollars for software that does picrel and will be used to steal all the elections.
>>520538249>13 billion in current revenueReminder than even these 13 billion of revenue come from basically selling a dollar for 90 cents.
>>520536344>if you want to sell your shares, I'll find you a buyer.based. they are all in a gay club fucking each other.i wonder what % of the trillion dollar company they are actually going to put on the market
>>520548346>Ai is replacing human labor.No it isn't. That's just your economy going into recession.
>AI is garbage! I'm not getting replaced!!!!
>>520555677>they will start rationing access of said things to the peasants in order to meet the AI and data centre needs.Sure, but the Math still doesn't work, unless your hypothesis also includes a significant population reduction within the next 2 years, which is NOT outside the realm of possibility, however...
The collapse of this stuff will be sweet.
>>520536344Fiat currency is communism for the wealthy
>>520537488I've coded up about 30k lines of code website and launching it soon, most of it was from my phone while drunk in bed over the last 2 weeks, phone ssh's into the pc. I'm not even a frontend dev and it looks great.If it can bring in even $500 passive revenue I'll be laughing my ass off
>>520536344Invest in metal before we get 2008 part 2, AI is worthless
>>520560559>phone ssh's into the pcthis already puts you into the 1% of Coders.
>>520546362Open source doesn't mean shit when the training costs are the size of small countries entire gdp
>>520555069This, they will make it even more worthless when they have enough retards investing into it
LLMs are open sourceThe business model is non existent
>>520560688Honestly it's sorta just comfy and more interesting than the other shit I do on my phone while on the longue or in bed it's easier if you've set up a lot of guidance docs and a big task list first on the computer and then have tmux running 4-6 Claude code instances at once, working away like the good little digiserfs they are.It sometimes goes full retard but with proper branching and tests it's fine. I probably throw away 10% of what it produces.People only know llm's through web interfaces don't get it, I've got fucking Claude rewriting my system config files and handling my tax receipts lol.
>>520536344the biggest scam we've ever seenit will bury the whole economy
>>520536415It's gonna go to zero so quick. Sammy is unironically too late
>>520536557It was built with us taxpayer money as well as the infrastructure and energy to power it. In reality, like most of these corporations, it's rightfully owned by the people.
>>520536344That valuation is fully justified because Altman is the only CEO of any major AI company that understands that the cart has to go *behind* the donkey. Every single other company in the market is busting their ass trying to make a harness so the donkey can continue struggling to push the cart. Anybody who understands the capabilities of AI will fully comprehend my metaphor.It's already too late for every single other company in the market, however, because his donkey is completely pumped full of steroids, and in a year he'll have a thousand of these donkeys.
>>520560559you did it with $100 $20 $200per month or paid for token?it is sponsored
>>520537552>1.4 Trillion with only 13 billion in current revenue
>>520536344Every company does this right before dying to cash out on their stocks.
>>520536344This company is using it's stocks as currency without taxation and is basically defeating the entire purpose of the federal reserve. The United States may not even survive this clown shit, but god help these CEOs when it does crash down on them, the world isn't big enough for them to hide away in a a bunker after destroying the entire global economy.
>>520536344>make something public>generate random value >profitwhat makes this shit worth a trillion dollars lmao
>>520565475Government contracts and intertrading between a few companies. It literally can't crash because it's a loaded gun pointed at our heads. We're fucked if it falls apart, like literally stone age fucked. Game over man, game over..
>>520536344Im kind of a retard when it comes to business but I thought private equity was about 90% of funding and stock market was 10%. Basically in the past going public was a good way to get money but now it generally isnt the best way to get funding. Seems like a desperate play to try to make deals by giving stock value to pay for things. But maybe im too invested into the ai bubble and am trying to confirm my bias.
>>520565625>then we better do something about it
>>520536344He is retarded.There will be demands for hiring women and blacks from share holders.
>>520536579Watching your "race" while sipping on a glass of red wine.
>>520565883Just become a shareholder and vote against DEI. Problem solved.
>>520561409Sam Altman is an evil gay jew
>>520536415I’d love to see some sort of way to quarantine tech from the rest of the market. Or a way to designate weight, kind of like an electoral college system, to shield the rest of the market if one huge area like tech tanks. Not really possible, I guess. It is a ticking bomb and nobody important seems to care. It is going to tank and take everything else with it.
>>520536344So it's about to pop for sure.
>going publicBad idea.Very bad idea.Investors will ruin the product and make it unusable.
>>520536579We have enough Als here as it it.Al-Sadi, Al-Alamein, Al-Hazah, every fucking Al in the whole fucking world.
They bought all the utility companies so if they crash, the power grid will go out with them.The only way they can fix this shit is by turning America into a gooner nation and legalizing all degeneracy because AI isn't good for much outside of really depraved porn.
>>520536883The only good AI product is porn generation, and that's only because people are circumventing the prompt restrictions with exceptional English, which is something LLMs can't parse thanks to their censorship and biased datasets.And it's the censored biased datasets that make most AI products worthless and pointless to use.
>>520566884kek
>>520536415Good then these fucks will hide in their bunkers, easy fix just gas the fuckers.
>>520537045>everyone is using it everywhere and for everythingNo they aren't you stupid fucking rapejeet. Its like any other thing on the internet with social media. 1% of the users make 95% of the post. Same fucking thing with AI and everyone is fucking sick of it. You aren't going to fake your way into this shit.
>>520565779We're already passed that point
>>520536344So he was doing that propaganda tour recently after he had that whistleblower whackedMakes sense now.fucking kike
>>520536415This. Don't be a retard and buy at IPO. There had been talks with Microsoft about an acquisition.>t. knower
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>>520536883Quite literally the only thing LLMs are good for is creative writing (and by extension porn). The total lack of accountability and tendencies to hallucinate information for the models means they can never successfully replace humans in most roles. It's not even good as an information aggregate because of "safety" guardrails and lying.
>>520564357I pay the $100 planIt used to hit limits quick but a lot better now using sonnet You have to smash it hard with min 4 instances running to hit the 5 hour or weeklylimits
>>520566394Easy for this fag to say when all he does is suck cocks and murder his employees. And rape his sister.
>>520536579>Where is europe in the AI race?laughing when that circular investment ponzi scheme inevitably crashes the world economy in maximum 3 years and all those precious data centers get converted into homeless shelters
>>520570359To elaborate, opus was all I previously used but new sonnet release does it just as well so never really use opus anymore, maybe if it's end of the week and I've still got plenty left
>>520551247>>520554398nah, you are retards and if you were consistent with you retardation, you would kill yourselves, but you wont because you are hypocrites and cowards
>>520536344I'm shorting it
>>520536488Based kekCan't see them meltdowns My god I can only get so hard
>>520536579>Gooning to ai sloppa>Generated locally
>>520536344but whywhat does he need the investment money for?
>>520536579Europe is too smart to fall for the AI grift.
>>520536344nvidia still effortlessly mogs it in market cap
>>520536415This. Its gonna tank nvda and all the big techks too lol.
>>520541083Grip tighter.
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>>520576172stellar blade
>>520573977stellar blade
>>520536883It's ok to use it for something that will take you much longer on your own but don't think for you like for example going somewhere as tourist and asking it to get you some interesting places and restaurants close to your location.
>>520576595stellar blade
>>520576432stellar blade
>>520576388stellar blade
>>520576799stellar blade
>>520577085stellar blade
>>520536579nothing since there is no tech company in europe
>>520536883Some companies are, but the writing, music, and art ones are great.
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>>520536488juggalos had a coin?
>>520580785stellar blade
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>>520536883The ai technology is legit but valuation of these ai companies is blown out of proportion. No way openai is $1t. They are not making any money and they have plenty competition that do. Sure, their models are best in the market. But due to 80:20 rule, you don't need models that good for most applications. (And I am saying it as ai developer using these models every day at work)
>>520536344>my company is worth 1 quadrillion dollars trust me bro
