Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuJcPIDn-60
>Today's docket
Algerianon got it faster than me damn>>520571143>Molestation>Incest>Sexual battery>RapeCrazy day today
TYBI guess we are using this thread?
>Killed 2 inmates>Sentence was only 10 yearsHoly shit man
why do i feel like he didn't write this?
>>520571463ChatGPT can do a lot of things nowadays
>>520571089TYB(s)mornin frens
>>520571443Funniest part is he is walking today, he has 500 different diseases that the state is unwilling to pay for.
Free my nigga
>>520571443>Life sentence had a maximum of 10 years in the 60s>Niggers were getting 10 year sentences for heinous shit>Law passed to change life sentence to mean life>Applied retroactively to all the niggers who plead to 10 year sentencesLouisiana is wild
>>520571552ooo an Amy pic i do not have.
>>520571089thanks for baking algerianon>>520571245It happens frogbrolets rock this shit frens
>>520571643Ever since Bing changed it has been really hard to generate proper Amy pics. Maybe I need to switch to Grok.
>DOC number 65667>5 digit DOC number>60 years behind barsThese people never cease amazing me
>you'll be dead soon. do you understand that?>do you get it mr. deadsoon?>just wanted to make sure you were thinking about how you're gonna die soon.
Hooo
>>520571739fucking kek
When I picture a Doctor, this is the exact image I pictureDo you think that, when he was asked to show up, the prison/inmate said "Hey, could you make sure to look as much like a typical doctor as possible? White lab coat, stethoscope, the whole deal?"
>>520571739Kek
>>520571635Louisiana was one of the last bastions of racial segregation, if not THE last, they never gave a shit.
>I would not mind if this violent parasitic nigger were to be my neighbor, but of course he won't be so I am happy to advocate for him to live next to someone elseYou simply do not hate boomers enough
This nigga gonna die before the hearing is over
UP NEXT:This nigga's name is doom01 DOOM, RUSSELL W 00771600 W/M 12/04/1982 UNN 03/18/2026 STM CVD 01 09/04/2025 0776F2021 SEXUAL BATTERY 0776F2021 COMP AID SOL MINOR AGE DIFF 5
>>520571752> not "owl do it again"
>he’s too old! you can’t keep him in prison, he’s just… too old! I mean look at him, he’s old!fuck thatlife means life
>Russell DOOMoh boy
>>520572093That second charge is a new one. Need to look it up.
>DOOMGood lord
>>520572093>>520572167>COMP AID SOL MINOR AGE DIFF 5I think that's "Using a computer to aid in solicitation of a a minor with an age difference of more than 5 years"
>>520572167>COMP AID SOL MINOR AGE DIFF 5Computer Aided Solicitation of a Minor
>>520572167Solicitation of a minor using a computer, I didn't know it was a separate charge than normal solicitation of a minor, its officially called computer-aided solicitation of a minor
>>520571824>When I picture a Doctor, this is the exact image I pictureAnd when I picture a pedo, this is almost the exact image I pictureToday is "Stereotype Validation Day" I guess
>>520572093>COMP AID SOL MINOR AGE DIFF 5computer-aided solicitation of a minor...one of us?
>>520572226>>520572238>>520572293Thanks frens. I guess the majority of chomos in LA do it the old fashioned way.
>>520572378
>>520572401So few chomos can be bothered to do it The Right Way these days
>>520572439>mite b cool
He apologized free him
>this character not available in Early Release
his wife didn't leave him? wow. ride or die bitch i guess.
This nigga still have a wife? Having a chomo husband is one of the few reasons where divorce is a reasonable ask.
>>520572652
>I know I’ll achieve what I set my mind toYeah, that’s what the public is concerned about hence the situation you are in now
>my name>my honor>my familyway to make it all about you mr. kid diddler.
>>520572477Checked and kekd. Might be a bit tough to pull this one off right now being a few days after Halloween.
He obviously didn't take the course "Shutting the Fuck Up for a Change"
now would be a great time to shut up buddy
oh so his wife did leave him lol.
Yeah buddy sorry to break it to you but your wife & son are in another state
Woke up hungover, went outside and puked and hit a bowl. I feel better now, I see we got a whitey up, lemme guess, pedophile?
D-D-DENIED
>Indecent behaviourDoes that imply showing your dick in public
>Talk to us about the charges>He brings up a DUIThat's a new way to deflect
this guy really gets around
>he used to manage a strip joint
Strip club manager is a pedo, big shock
>Tried to burn down a strip clubNice.
howday pawtna's! im ready for some REVOCATIONS today fellas!>this is not the same thing >this is when you poured gasoline at the strip clubi unironically like drinking at bars with guys like this
>DWI>Indecent Behavior with Juvenline>Poured gasoline at the Cloud Nine strip club
>>520573248Gotta live up to your name
that nigga is a straight silhouette
>sgt. hill
mah vote is not only a “no”, but is in fact “fuck no” good luck to ya
lol what did he say?
CHIRP ALARM!!!!!!
Those hair kek
We are achieving levels of boomer tech that were unknown just a few short years ago
well that's one way to watch a parole hearing
kek was she holding up a phone of someone using another phone?
what is tammy up to?
>>520573928Can't they just turn off the light
This hearing is about to be black as shit
I thought this was a man speaking but turns out it's apparently a woman
>The fucking phone chilling on the couch
>>520574050>Reincarnated as an iPhone, I now lurk the parole hearing
They've got easels and posterboards and shitWow
>HEY MORTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PHONE, I'M PHOOOOONE RICK!
He just looks guilty, denied.
I knew that melted tootsie roll arm wasn’t going to hold up that phone all hearing
>MIDS THWARTONholy shit
>Leading the witness
>agent Burger
>He doesn't recall disgusting Goods attending his daughter's graduationDid he call himself disgusting?
I think Bridgett is in an RV? Look at those A/C vents.
wtf is Shalanna Thornton doing with her mouth
following simple instructions or basic rules is like physically impossible for these fuckers
>>520574309it does look like that
>>520574322Checked and I was about to say gargling something, but then she stopped. Unless she swallowed the stuff.
>>520574188>mids thornton
>>520574309Definitely a camper
>>520574322It looks like it might be Tardive DyskinesiaAnd I only know that condition exists because of On Patrol Live
>>520574322I wondered the same thing.
>>520574322chewing cud? swishing listerine? maybe she has tourette's? i have no idea.
>>520574444Quads confirm she's chewing cud and swishing listerine while having tourette's
Why is Shalanna doing that with her mouth?
Weird facial ticks aside, I 100% would.
>>520574421i haven't even been paying attention to this shucking and jiving for the longest time and then he says shit to the parole board. >and then we sit down>and start having sex>go for a tour of the house>Sweeeeeeet LUVVVV>made that bitch cum like ten timesholy shit this guy
Goddamn it I've got a meeting in 3 minutes but this hearing is too hilarious to stop watching
what the fuck is this storyhttps://www.thenewsstar.com/story/news/crime/2019/06/24/monroe-man-probation-nabbed-drugs-cash/1549922001
This inmate fucks
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
lmaooo this nigga loves telling this story
yo this is getting WILD
>>520574590Those A10s doe
>She have a sicknessFucking kek
>>520571089I don't care if it's a wall bird I would pet that bird in one second
lol, he is antagonizing the board, that's an instant deny
This guy is passionate
I got in too late for the Mf Doom Chomo, thankfully got in right on time for this wild story.
>>520574754there are real pelicans too
did he say they edited the tape as part of a conspiracy to lock him up again?
>>520574836solid kek
>>520574874I love pelicanI love duck too
please let us hear from the phone watching
>>520571089Lesbian Fag Bisexual Gays?
>>520574836Kek!
can the board sentence everyone on this call to death?
>>520571089>Louisiana Board of Parole Generalyou had one job anon
Paroleception kek
she's behind one ghetto proxy
imagine this whole family at Nigstaking or Kwanzaa or what the fuck ever. the dinner table conversation must be wild.
>>520575167unironically too lazy to change it, it's an auto complete, I have been baking with this title for months, if not years. But just for you pedro, I'll correct it next time.
I CANT SHEEEEEEIIT
>>520572652>Lego characters when you haven't unlocked them
>THE LAWYER IS ARRANGING HER WEAVE PINS ON A MIRALAX PACKAGEbros i might have to take a break, the memes are too strong
LIL JON CROSSED STATE LINES
The current monkey is not on the docket. Is this a bonus?
>>520575287It's weird. I can understand the words for once, but I have no clue what they are saying.
>>520575374>Your client pleads>WHAT?!>Your client pleads>WHAT?!>Your client pleads>GUILTY!!!!!!
>>520575325>>520575364>they don't think it be like it is, but it do
WHY AINT THERE NO SEMEN?
>If lil John raped you where's the semen??Bahahahaha
this is fucking incredible
IF THE PUSSY HAS NO SPERM, YOU MUST ADJOURN
what the fuck is even this?
this bitch is a fucking street lawyer
this testimony is numbing my brain>>520571752barred owls are the most precious things, their black void eyes make them look like teddy birds>>520572096also this
>>520575657Ha! Exactly.
>black women
>if the victim was a rider my client cant be denied 'ere
>>520575818Another one after these recent comments.>IF SHE'S ON TOP, THE RAPE TRIAL MUST STOP!!
Freeman scrolling his phone lmaoHe is so over all of these monkeyshines
>coupa niggas come by I'm dying
This hearing has degenerated into airing out the dirty laundry of an entire street in the hood.
I love my stable loving wife who is not black
When people ask "why do you guys watch this stuff" moments like these come to mind.
>>520576030this
This is a lot of hood nonsense for him to be revoked. He violated conditions, hes staying caged.
I deem we name this hearing the "Ride(on top) Or Die Raper".
>>520575657>IF THE PUSSY HAS NO SPERM, YOU MUST ADJOURN
>>520576093Kinda wish I was getting paid to hear this drivel
>>520575657
so she is speaking as the victimnog lawyer pulled a fast one there
>>520575661>what the fuck is even this?One of the comfiest threads on /pol/Louisiana has a legal requirement to have all Parole hearings open to the publicDuring COVID, they started streaming it on Zoom, and have kept it up since it's better than driving the inmates aroundWe watch and laugh at them
>so this how this wentOh boy
I fucking detest how women ALWAYS have to deviate to tell side stories. Every fucking time.
They way this bitch coon lawyer smiles sarcastically makes me want to lower her slowly feet first into a woodchipper.
I have no fucking idea what is going on with these monkeys apart from there being no semen in a pussy at some point
i love that the board is making time for this bullshit.
>>520575661The best thread on /pol/. Here is the starter pack.Pawdaddy: https://youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653
>Go to homecoming>Get no mum>Instead get cum>feelsbad.jpg
Give the poor man parole. He learned to stay away from crazy.
>>520576559Yeah, I know. I’m one of the originals since the beginning. I’m asking about the shit show that’s been going on for like the last hour.
>>520576614
>>520576030>I love my stable loving wife who is not black
Cat judge
>>520576816At the time, you were a 1pbtid so I wasn't sure if you were new and asking about LPBG in general, or specifically about the train wreck of a hearingReminder: this lady is a fucking LAWYER trying to represent her client
A Louisiana 8 tbqh...
This brings me back to the good old days of watching Maury
>>520576782>He learned to stay away from crazy.DoubtJ0g0sa
>>520576816Oh, hey anon. Yeah, I agree. This is one for the record books.
>and i went to the bathroom cuz i had ta uze da bathroom
>Kevin Cox?
>>520576942This is a lawyer
>an I still didn't wanna have sex but we did it anywayfucking niggers man
Did she just admit to consensual sex?
wait there's cameras? i got to see this video.
Lady, just explain "How I was raped." Not a 20 minute rant
>>520571089What is Madison in for? I missed it and dont see his name on the docket.
so she wasnt raped then. that settles it. deny him anyways
>>520577158nah, this is great, the board is looking so fatigues kek
>>520577140>>520577148>>520577158>I was raped but I wasn't rapedI love how apes will just flip flop their stories in an instantreally lends credence to the "they live in 15-second loops" theory
>>520577104She works out of a motorhome/trailer. kek
>>520575657There's so much going on in this trial that I can't keep up with all the crazy.>Free my nigga john
>>520577229chuck of course not here for this one
sex with sheryl
>>520577240Nog's Law of Time remains undefeated. She just called herself a liar without her knowing it kek
>>520577218this
>He didn't push me back>He was just trying to move me away from himHoly fucking shit
ROUGH ANAL SEX
okay maybe we should turn EBT back ongive them more actuallyI want these coons fat, diabetic and too lazy to go outside
>THAT'S CALLED ROUGH SEX
Sheryl is dripping.
R O U G H S E XOUGHSEX
>i was in a burner bush stagebitch got the genital herps
>>520577289Bahahaha I think you captured the essence of it all.
>>520577342just spray them with agent orange and get it over with
>we call it rough sex.
>>520577289
>walk by faith>we call dat rough sex!It's all so tiresome...
>>520577289>>520577341>>520577351that rough anal consentual sex is still rape according to the police officer on the scene that night
Why do they always do these from their phone in their car
board is like>do we even care if she was raped or not anymore?
>>520577289Perfect!
WE CALL DAT RUFF SEX
BASICALLYASICALLY
I'm gonna have to watch this a few times to get the storyline. They're introduces characters way too fast.
>>520577542it's by far the quietest place in the section 8 housing project imagine a ten floor tower full of women like her and how noisy it must be
>six months ago she walked into my officeHere we go, another half hour jabbering
>>520577654my fatigue grew three sizes today
this bitch has to be tweaking right
>>520577654>And I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time
What the fuck is she doing with her mouth
who the hell is iPhone? how do they tie into all this?
>>520577715Look at her mouth.
Darkskulls in Amerika are shameless holy fuck
Ma'am your office is a camper
>>520577715>>520577767i think this anon >>520574421is right. she said she takes medication. some meds cause that shit. she's certainly crazy enough to be taking those kinds of pills.
>>520577725>Not a white onion though, a brown one. You couldn't get a white onion due to the war
>>520577767It causes her extreme mental and physical pain to not be talking, so she mimics the movement as a coping mechanism
SIX MONFS AGO I'S BE LIVIN' IN A VAN DOWN BY DA RIVA!
>>520577767its called rough sex anon dont know if you have heard of it
>>520577822>my reputation stands fo itself!
Okay I’m going to need to see a JD and a licenseThere is no way this ogre in a weave is an actual lawyer
>>520577926does this attorney operate out of a mobile home?
this case should be a fuckin movie
>i have had several different virginsis everyone in this hearing a sex fiend
>>520578008she's been practicing for 38 years and her record stands for itself
>Did he go to Mississippi without a permit? SureOk so we're done hereDenied
>>520578008I think she is. She's talking like lawyers do to the court (how theyre officers of the court, explaining how they didn't do anything unethical, etc).Im unemployed lawyer, she checks out.
>>520578047The homie do have 5 kids n shit
>>520577873>>520577957MHMMM DAS RITE
Many such cases in the negro population.
>>520578112they're still letting the nigger yap anyway to dig a further holethat parole officer is getting grounded, no dinner for him
What’s this Shalanna nig doing with her mouth?
niggers have been speaking jive talk for so long i cant understand what the attorney is saying anymore even though she is the most intelligent of the monkeys on the screen i still cant process the jibberish. my brain is suffering from JIVE OVERLOAD.
I wonder if this nigger actually thinks it's "ruffseks" rather than "rough sex"
hey frensjust clicked on and immediately see a gorilla in a blonde wig good to be back
Do chimpettes have more testosterone or something than white women? Their voices are so deep it could pass for a man at times lol
Inb4 executive session
>>520576333Witnessed n sheit.
>>520578222im definitely more of a kelvin guy. kelvin at least rents an apartment vs a trailer
>>520578188she's still 50IQ even if the other jungle monkeys are 45IQblack people CAN talk normal, but niggers literally cannot
>>520578222checked>she has a partner who is even more ratchett than her
>>520578222Oh come the fuck on. topkek
>>520578021It would have the most incomprehensible plot I have ever seen
>>520578222
>>520578255highly recommend starting this one from the beginning anon! its a doozy
>>520578222How the fuck did she even pass the bar?>>520578326sheeeeit
>>520578222No fucking way kekThis is the office of a lawyer who sends 98% of her clients to collections
What a fucking story kek
>>520578222Checked and yeah, that makes sense lmao
>>520578284you called that
>>520578222>38 years in Law
Listening to ALL THAT SHIT has worn me the fuck out.
>Sexecutive session>"Get Tillis in here to translate wtf is going on in this case"
Is this a top 10?
I'd rather watch and enjoy muslims getting brutally butchered by Jewish bombs than watch niggers beg. Ngl, I like both, but I prefer the former.>>520571089>>520571143>>520571245>>520571274>>520571443
>executive sessionthank god now I can go roast a bowl, that was a wild one boys be back in a sec
>>520578222Top zozzle
>Do Not RevokeI don't fucking believe it
>This has been very complicated all the way aroundit didn't have to be
>>520578705idk why anyone would ever simp for israel but you're a tranime weeb, so not my problem you're on your way to the suicide pods soon enough
>>520578810Another victory for the Chewbacca defense
>tfw john can go back to having ruff sex with shaniqua again instead of tyronecongratulations john
>>520578811They are their own worst enemies. Every single time.
>>520578485Drove me nuts. Literally, clients not playing their bills drove me to alcoholism. And I wasn't doing criminal law, either.
he'll be back in by Christmas
>>520578939Another quality sketch
can't wait for both of them to meet within a week, fuck and this happens all over again
>>520578811>it didn't have to beI thought that too. Fucking parole board just let the niggers babble away.
>>520579006It's inevitable.
>I wish grace would have rough sex with me>Lando what the fuck?
>>520579006Look on the bright sideThere is always a chance for a police response from officer Itchy Triggerfinger
>>520578222No way, this chick is the lawyer for this nog too?? lmao
No fucking way
>she's back
OH NO SHE'S BACK
She's back lmao.
Ahhh!
she runs a thriving practice from her motorhome
Looks like they've introduced a new recurring character to the roster
Oh fuck, Bridget again
I stole the ipad cause I was depressed let me go please
She's letting her client speak too much. She should be leading, not her client.
there's no way this nigger is licensedt. florida attorney
>mr... uhhh... collins
>>520579516she doesn't seem to practice actual law, but some kind of kangaroo court jiggaboo justice
>>520579472her heart stopped for a second when the client said "im not gon' lie"
the RV is in motion, the traveling lawyer
>can you explain why you got 250$ in arrears?>proceeds to not explain>no one on the board calls him outthey got way too tired from that last hearing
>were you retained or appointed>oh no i don't do appointed work5 minutes later>akshually i wasn't retained i [negrobabble]
LMAOOOO
Bridgett's got a .500 batting average. Not bad!
LMFAO
>yes board uh i actuallytalking to no one kek
>>520579729they can hear you
REVOKED! >uh, yes, I had a question…Go ahead we can still hear you>uh, well-*ends zoom call* BYE NIGGA!
>>520579729>Go ahead, they can hear you>gets cut off
perfect amount of disrespect right there
Anyone baking?
>>520579885I'm currently baking my dick into your ass.
Lol is this a hearing or a postgame interview at LSU?
>>520579585I love it when they say that. I work with a bunch of them and the second you hear that phrase you know whatever comes out of their mouth next is going to be utter bullshit.
>>520579576I. AM THE GHETTO. DISPERSE IMMEDIATELY.>>520579589She's following the old tradition of judges travelling courts.>>520579920
I guess we ain't got any bakers.
Is algerianon baking?
>>520580357I nominate (You).
>>520580393Ok.
NEW>>520580569>>520580569>>520580569>>520580569
>>520571089>>520571089>>520571089Daily reminder that all the "no tail" and furfag posts are made by VPN niggers of a troon squad from iDrama and Valent Projects cuckademics to normalize degeneracy across the board.Same trannies who shill for Jewkraine and make the /uhg/ threads btw.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518123762/#518129824https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518281658/#518287969https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/518256371/#518256990
>>520580590TYB
>>520580590Nice>>520580393Catch you next time man>>520580667And here I thought it was one extremely degenerate man. The more you know. It HAS been going on for a while, shoulda tripped by glowdar
>>520571752That owl did nothing wrong.
