>21>inheriting 4 million dollars tomorrow>what do?I want to buy a Mercedes maybach
>>521519238short the market to make alot more money
Do you have a loisense to drive mate
>>521519238German cars are trash. Use it to escape the UK
>>521519283Can you teach me what is shorting and how to short on my phone? Thanks
>>521519238Keep it in cash. Put it in interest bearing deposits. Granted you won't make much off of it but at least you won't lose money either. Buy a decent sized house that you would actually need.
>>521519238Nah get something that won’t depreciate super fast, like a 911 GT4RS.
>>521519238I inherited 2 mil in 2019 and I've done absolutely nothing with it.
>>521519238Make more money
>>521519496>911 GT4RSretard
>>521519238Invest about 1 mil in silver, never look back, no bullshit. And a hunting rifle to shoot feral Niggers
>>521520069Of all the silver tier pastas I've seen over the years this is the only one to make me giggle. Thanks swede nigger.
>>521519238my and my sibling bought about 30-35 kg silver for 2 500 usd 10 years ago, now its worth about 45 000 usd. Coins are better in my oppinion because if you want to pay hunters for the meat, and protect you against niggers. its easier to pay em in coins then make them work for months and give them a big bar of silver.
>>521520405I don't think it went up that much in ten years. Math isn't right
>>521520450Cope.
>>521519238There's only one sensible choice. Put the lot into Bingus coin
>>521519238>Wants to buy a car rather than invest it all and live off the proceeds NiggerDon't forget your gold chains either
>>521519238Be wise anon if that's all you're inheriting then you're throwing away 10% of it on a car, a depreciating asset. Money halves every decade which means that will be only 2 million when you're 31. Live a poor life for the next two years it's a great feelin to know you're rich and don't have to be a wagie but still do it. Ask around for investment and buisness advice. This should be over 30 million at least in the next decade. Good luck.
>>521519238first send me 1 bitcoinsecond buy 1 propertythird we start 1 charity13VVLGze2pXF6C67V5X9SrAX4yutwLTinr
>>521519238If you waste what little money that is on expensive cars you deserve to be broke, you dumb fuck.
>>521520922Can you explain to me how to buy a bitcoin and then send it to you
1/4 ETFs1/4 real estate1/4 entrepreneurship1/4 liquid cash (of which a further 10% should be "fuck around" money to improve happiness and mental health)
>>521519324Trading involves two orders buy and sell. Shorting is kind of a reverse purchase.Shorting is when you sell a Tesla stock at $100 because you think EV won't last and isn't sustainable so the price would drop to $10. So you sell at $100 and wait till when price drops to $10 and execute a buy order. $90 profit in this trade. You have to find apps and make a trading account in the British markets so you can buy and sell stocks. Trade regular stocks first then get into options, forex, bitcoin, etc. You can learn forex in babypips dot com.
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In case this isn't a troll, I'll be real with you senpai25% into spy (general market)25% into qqqm (tech focused general market)25% into sgov (safe returns)15% into brk.b (money will flow here if a crash happens)10% do w.e. you want.(This should also be invested as you reevaluate your life's trajectory but honestly? You're already thinking of blowing money on a dogshit depreciating asset before you even have it. You might be doomed if you keep thinking like a boy and don't start thinking like a man.)
>>521521014>then send it to youDude is a troll
buying fancy car pretty dumb.. maybe best to do a bit of traveling and maybe find a mission in life that makes sense for you spiritually.. maybe something artistic, definitely something that involves connecting with like-minded people (as long as they aren't self desrtuctive losers).. at the end of the day, you wanna be spending money on stuff that makes more money over time, not on stuff that deprecates in value.. that's super important, I would say
>>521519238Donate it all to your local synagogue.
>>521519238Buy the Mercedes, put the rest in crypto you can loan out at high interest like 20% apy
>>521519238>I want to buy a Mercedes maybachdon't do some dumb shit like that. talk to a wealth inheritance lawyer so you don't get raped and put it in an LLC with as many tax exemptions as possible. Name the company something funny like>I wanna buy some coke and hookersyou could never work a day again in your life enjoying our free time to do what you want when you want with who you want or you could buy a mercedes maybach that's gonna cost you more overtime that that money would have earned you by not doing that dumb shit.and don't go saying this shit to people in person be careful about even posting it online like this before you suddenly have friends who are so much closer than you thought>DAMN BRO WE'RE RICH>what you mean we it's my inheritance>DAMN YOU GON LET MONEY CHANGE YOU LIKE THAT>we hung out twice in the last 5 years
Italy has super cheep "Trulli" for sale that you can renovate and make beautifulhttps://www.idealista.it/en/immobile/31232802/A mission such as this could be the most positive thing that you can do with yourself, at this point
It's very true that you don't want to go around saying that you have all this money.. shitty people will flock to you and believe me, they are everywhere
>>521519238Lol in the current economy, that not even enough to retire
>>521519238Don't splurge on luxury shit unless it's seriously something you wanted since you could walk.Expensive cars are also expensive in taxes, insurance and upkeep. Same goes for houses.Buy according to your income, not present liquidity. If you have no income, use the money to start a business.
You're gonna have to filter your friends very carefully from now on.. buying an expensive car is opposite of what you need to be doing, in that sense.. you want to live unassuming life and let good people who are interested in your positive activities come to you.. renovating a property, making art, things of that nature
a business would be very smart if you can swing it.. could be a hot dog stand in right location.. whatever works and doesn't lose you money!
>>521521014Make a Coinbase or Kraken account.Depoist moneyBuy 1 bitcoinSend bitcoin to address
>>521519238Join a country club and knock up some rich dude's daughter.
>>521521488don't listen to this guy.. if you plan to give him 1 btc then you have serious mental issues that need to be handled.. do you have serious mental issues? if so, you need to be very careful
>>521521556I don’t and why?
>>52151923820 acres, £10k tools, £5k guns, if you're retarded pay a company to build you a cabin and dig a borehole (£50k), £500k silver, £100k gold, whatever the fuck you want with the rest
>>521521673ok, good.. i thought you might be considering sending this guy a btc.. I've seen people with mental issues blow through massive piles of cash on dumb shit such as drugs, for example.. they became friends with loser druggies and rest is history.. I know of a dental surgeon who is losing his practice due to that kind of behavior.. I doubt that you need a mercedes, man.. it will make you feel nice and get you attention and stuff but it's not exactly the kind of attention that you need.. goldiggers etc.. lots of bad people out there.. basically, you need to find something to do that grows your money instead of burns though it.. a trulli in italy could at least be relatively very cheep way to try and build something that becomes worth more by the time you are finished.. also, you need to find people who appreciate you for positive things you are doing, not expensive toys..
>>521521851Goes without saying find a woman that's not insane and start pumping kids out
>>521519238Give it all away and study esoteric textbooks on neetbux
>>521519238>Mercedes maybach Exactly you deserve thisGet some coke,
>>521521963literally the worst advice ever, doubly or triply so for OP in his situation.
>>521519238Great, tomorrow is your lucky day.Give it me and I will waive off forty-four trillion, nine hundred ninety-six billion and the late payment fee.
OP you thinking sedan, SUV, or that new coupe convertible?
>>521522049Once he's sorted his shit out obviously, too soon and he'll be taken for a mug
>>521519520Probably should have bought some property
>>521519238People who own 4 million don't care about your car. Only poor losers are impressed by it. Why do you want to impress poor losers? They're going to hate you soon anyway. For being better than them.Keep the 4 million. Invest them after the AI market crisis. Into divident stocks or something like that. Even at just 5% that's 200k yearly income. 18k or so a month. I've tried the path of the playboy millionaire. It's no fun after the first few months. Look up the hedonism threadmill. Squandering your money on status symbols won't make you happy.
>>521519238>what do?dont tell anyoneeven the people you trust most - they will fuck you over
>>521519238>what do?DO NOT TELL ANYONE
>>521519238>I want to buy a Mercedes maybachBuy a used one, they depreciate like a lead weight.
>>521519238Buy stocks niggel
>>521519238Don't be a retard. You can spend 1 million total on a house and a car, both fully paid off within that budget.Get a competent financial planner to figure out how to manage the remaining 3 mil so that it generates enough interest or dividends to pay your electric bill, grocery bill, etc.Live normally, like a regular person, and you can live for free. Get a part time job if you want disposable income to spend on "fun".
>>521522207what did you finally do to find some kind of meaning in life on day to day basis? I sometimes dream of moving to a big city and making sculptures and placing them around the city
>>521520069Fuck off, nigger only gold matters.
>>521522352>Don't be a retard >Just spend a million on a house and carthe maybach is only a quarter mil at most. You're the fucking retard repackaging OP's idea as some brilliant plan of your own
>>521522368Kids.
>>521522425Average house prices in Australia are around $1 mil AUD in Sydney, spending only a million on a house AND a car would be quite frugal.
>>521522549Why would anyone want to move to Sydney, of all places in the world?
>>521522513How did you find a good women to have kids with? Ever think about leaving Germany due to all the globohomo insanity (not that I know a better place to go)?
>>521522578Presumably to escape from Melbourne.
>>521519238Don't lose it in a divorce.
>>521520629Woah, you can only barter with silver?
>>521519238Put all the money in a fixed income portfolio, get like 4% return, collect 160 000 per year forever. Buy Maybach five years down the road
>>521519238Expensive cars are retarded, it's better that people think you're broke so they don't ask you for money.
>>521522622My tax residence is in Antigua right now. I can only stay in Germany for 180a/y max or they start putting German tax rates on my foreign investments. Which would be ridiculously expensive and turn everything into chaos. Finding a good woman was easy. There are great women everywhere, you just have to keep your eyes and ears open. I took an business asset manager from Iran. Sweetest girl in the world. Better education than 98% of the rest of the world despite only attending public schools and universities. She knew nothing about my financial background until the marriage. Thought I'm an ordinary bank clerk from Germany. Telling her would have brought nothing good. Only suspicion and mistrust.
>>521523002*days/year
>>521519238Put it all on 10-year US treasury notes and never worry about money anymore.
>>521523002>>521523023whoopty doo now this iranian national has your money (and balls) on a plate. Simply epic
>>521523115Ah yes. On a plate. I could ask you how you got to that retarded idea, but I already know the answer, and it is boring. You're going to tell us that prenups are not legally binding. Because some clown who wrote his own prenup with crayons told you so on reddit or 4chan. Then I'm going to ask you how the fuck an Iranian can even enforce a monetary claim in a jurisdiction with no legal assistance cooperation whatsoever. That's the point where you break your role entirely and start screeching "Ahmed" or "kike" or something similarly retarded at me. You stupid nigger.
>>521523357all this seething to warm up your balls on that plate? kek must get cold
>>521519238Don’t buy a boatActually, if it floats flies or fucks, rent it
buy your freedom from the UK
>>521519238Invest and protect your money. Build a ship to sail around and fuck bitches. A big enough ship that in the middle of it you can have an indoor bio dome / atrium.
>>521519283Shorting is mcfuckingdangerous mate
>>521520069Tis a bit high at the moment. Would be best to at least suggest a full dip below support lines for buy in.
Invest in cosmetic surgery to be a TikTok influencer and make bank. Then lie about your age to get better pussy while you’re at it.
>>521523441i'd get a boat if I lived near the ocean.
>>521519238>anon gets zhe money>thinks about mercedesthis is why were number one
>>521523586Mercedes is trash. BMW M >>>
>>521519238Put it in the S&P 500 or just hire an accountant or financial manager to assist you, but you'll need to do your own research to vet them. Take out less than what it grows so it keeps growing. That is your yearly income. Buy an indestructible Jap Economy Shit Box, get a fixed-rate mortgage for like 20-years or some shit, and you have a NEET Fortress of Solitude. That puts you at a state of Fuck You. Work part-time or whatever you want for more income, but if a boss pisses you off? 'Fuck you.'
>>521519238You will have to pay shekelstein a monthly fee for keeping those digital zeroes on his computer
>>521519324parasitic jewish financial schemes that any real country would outlaw.
>>521519238Dont buy a car, or luxury items, or short the market, or do anything stupid really.Please learn about what happens to most lottery winners, plenty of videos and articles on it, and you will realize it's very easy to do something stupid. And when they don't, they have the problem of "family members" and "friends" coming to them.You want to invest in stock indexes, namely the S&P500. Any managed fund will have higher fees, and lower returns on average. You ALSO want diverification, such as foreign stock indexes, gold, bonds. The ratio between these doesn't have a definitive answer, there's plenty of forum discussion about it.You want to read here. The rest of the site is also good.bogleheads DOT org/wiki/Managing_a_windfallAsk your future questions here.bogleheads DOT org/forum/index.phpThere is also a Bogleheads subreddit if you are so inclined.Don't start spending lots of moneyIf you ever plan on getting married, get a prenup. IDK how effective those are in the UK, but regardless, women are a big problem to your money.Don't tell anyone about your money, irl or online. If they know and ask about your money, make up some excuse, like it's in a trust, or you got screwed out of the will.Make sure the operating system and browser on your computer/phone are up to date, and that there's no viruses on it.Don't start giving money to charities.Don't listen to other peoples business ideas. Theyre not the ones putting their money on the line. Plus, if it was actually a good idea, how come they aren't doing it themselves?
>>521519324buy this (and make sure to post on wallstreetbets before and after you lose everything)https://ca.finance.yahoo.com/quote/SPXS/
>>521519238>I want to buy a Mercedes maybachThat money will be gone in 4 years tops.
>>521519238Invest it amd live modestly off interest. Using your capital to buy flashy shit is dumb considering you aren’t even close to being rich
4 mill is enough to retireJust get a boomer index fund and live off the gains
If you inherited $4 million and 2018 it’s already lost half its buying power.
>>521523625you wish, sitting in the s-klasse is unmatched. thats 102k for some basic model right there.
>>521519238Can you send me a thousand dollars? I want to pay off my credit card so I can see my children who were kidnapped a few years ago and moved to another country.
>>521524465for that kind of thing rolls or bentley mogs the s-klasse. For motorsport BMW M is king only lambos and other exotic cars can compare.
>>521519238Buy yourself a place to live. Invest the rest. Anything else is retarded, especially buying a depreciating asset like a new car.
>>521519238Step1 Make sure to tell everyone you just inherited 4 millionStep2 Give every relative and friend that asks for money as much as they wantStep3 Spend the rest on luxury goods. Preferably buy from jews
>>521524752cars are literally big toys. Its cringe to refer to them as an asset in any capacity
>>521519238richfag here (it sucks)buy assets fr fr.gold bars, cars, house, etc.
>>521519238if you want to invest, i am looking for a loan to start up a firearms manufacturing business. ideally i would need a million, but i could start with 250k minimum. i can payout double your investment in 2-3 years.
>>521523895>what happens to most lottery winnersa tiny fraction get fucked anon, most have happy lives. you feel for the propaganda and lies that winning doesn't work.literally an invented meme at a conference
>>521524583china blocks your pathXiaomi SU7 Ultra Prototype laps Nurburgring in 6:46:87
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