>Keir Starmer wiggerly demands everybody delete the video of him falling overhttps://order-order.com/2025/11/21/downing-street-demands-everyone-takes-down-video-of-pm-falling-over/the video in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mP3hr05LOIadd me on www.paki.com
I'm woke
>>521913635Always start off with a good gag, the man is a genius.
How do I get PIP
Non zero chance some ofcom glowie is monitoring this thread.
le london crabe 2
Obligatory crab post
DO NOTPOSTTHAT VIDEO!YOU HAVE BEEN D-NOTICED!
>>521913879What video...oh you mean this video of Starmer tripping over like a melon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mP3hr05LOI
>>521913850schippen schappen
In the name of National Renewal, do not watch the video.
>>521913767how many pints or litres of cum do you drink per year to save the planet and stop racism?
>>521913808Glowie here AMA
>>5219139564 pints only
Say something nice about Britains future
I hope ofcom are reading my posts
>>521913918it's disappointing the camera man decided to turn away so we couldn't see if he hit the ground
>Tommy Robinson? Heh, not even his real name>I LOVE ZACK POLANSKI
Is it just me that thinks Jeremy Clarkson is an arsehole?
>>521913824chat is this real?
>>521914135ofcom hereim not reading all that schizo crapt. ofcom
>>521914131No
Business idea: breakfast clubs for "disadvantaged" kids but the food is laced with permanent sterilisation drugs
>>521914172No he's an absolute bellend. Same goes for Richard Hammond and saint james may an all
>>521914164No doubt what he was told to do in such a scenario based on how quickly he turned away. Probably gets a lashing for every frame of the trip that gets shown.
>>521913767I have anti-woke fatigue.
>>521914131jamie oliver will eventually die
>>521914135ofwatofgemofcomoffuck
>>521914193Kek
In the ofcom 4ch report anon linked the other day they thought 4ch offered uk focussed content cos of the various brit generals. They really dont understand this place or tge web at all.>eeh moira i seen a "thread" on 4chan earler it were orrible>show us>ooh eck i cant find it now, thats weird it were there yesterday
>>521914171tbf didn't he at least change his name legally? I still think it's a bit cringe but it's not as bad. But both are kike faggots anyway so ehh, fuck 'em all.
>>521914131As we're a nuclear power, all of the issues surrounding immigration wont matter when ww3 kicks off as we'll all be incinerated/vaporised.
Happeninghttps://youtu.be/5BzQ0tuIe68
>>521914131Burgers will invade us and bring 60 million ar15s and some cute latinas
>>521914474Got a link to the reporf?
>>521914135They are now.
>>521914172Complete knobber, faux patriotic larper, voted remain. Never trust a man with curly hair. Straight man, straight hair, simple as.
>>521914491>all be incinerated/vaporisedyou better hope you are. the aftermath would be far worse than the bombs
>afghanistan isn't safe>open the floodgates lads
>>521914613I live next to a military base, like 100m from it. When ww3 happens i'll be one of the first in line at the gates of st peter
So Ofcom are basically the censor office that was renamed under Blair?
>>521914553https://www.ofcom.org.uk/siteassets/resources/documents/enforcement/2025/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/4chan/4chan-confirmation-decision-non-confidential.pdf?
>>521914715Cheltenham?
Comfy read ngl
>>521914760>Censor officeYes and given a Soviet tier name as well
a good scouring would take this countries demographics back to the 1800s
>>521914760Its endearingly known as the Ministry of Propaganda Regulations.
>>521914833Wish they would drop the crap about protecting children.They are government censors. No more no less.
>>521914618>this country is unsafe>we should allow in the people who make it unsafe
FUCK Ofcomhttps://prestonbyrne.com/2025/10/16/the-ofcom-files/
why are politicans allowed to take money from israel and the jew lobby but not allowed to take money from russia
>When you hear the wife answering the door to some Ukrainian lads asking for Big Rodney
>>521914715Lakenheath/Mildenhall?They'll be the first to go as that's where the Yank nukes are.
>>521915158The Rothschilds are still salty about what happened to the Tsar.Or something.
>>521914426He lives on Italian food. He may swell up but he'll still go well into his 80s
>>521915158They do. You know what sanctions are right? We're still trading with Russia.
https://nitter.net/paulbish650486/status/1990718422020128962#m>Imagine when you contemplate your life on your deathbed, and you realise your core trait was one of racism and hate, you are leaving this world and it's too late to make things right. It will be a regret you take with your last breath.<me on my deathbed
This is ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales Nathan Gill.This is NOT Julian Assange.
>>521915314Can't stand him, and its not because of the turkey twizzlers either.
>>521915368Thats Mendax himself i swear.
>>5219153682014-2020 would've been when the world was well into their Russia stole the US election and installed Trump hoax.
>>521915219why would they be bothered about that?they are jews, the ruskie royals weren't.
>>521915219little known is that a century before the russian revolution there was a rothschilde attempt at centralising power over europe at the congress of vienna, the tsar said no and the incumbent rothschilde swore vengeance, took a hundred years but they got their pound of flesh
>>521915515Show a bit of historical knowledge come on.Queen Victorias spawn and all that.
Everyone that lives in an urban area is functionally insane. The constant lighting (especially the ice white LEDs they use now), the constant noise, seeing hundreds or thousands of strangers every day (many of whom are completely foreign), the amount of caffeine use, the disturbed sleep, the slop on TV, phone addiction. That’s why our society has gone insane. These people live in a concrete jungle of delusion.
I loved the smell of my ex's pussy on my penis when I woke up in the morning and got ready to shower.
>>521915334They also portray this "racism" as hatred when I always saw it was as more defensive. Whereas the left justify doing fucked up things because its what certain people deserve. Which I find a much more direct form of hate
I hope nobody eated duh liccle piggeh fwom the last fwed
>>521915615>welcome to the jungle, we got no fun but lots of bames
>>521915671having sex is gay
>>521913918Trip Up Fatty
>>521915615Everyone live on a farm
>>521915788Shoulda been>welcome to the jungle, we got none but bames
>>521915615I was only in London a few years, lived practically on Streatham Hill high street. But when I returned to my suburban town all the quiet was hard to adjust to. I'd walk to the offy in the evening when nobody was around and it put me on edge. You always think more people will make you safer I guess
>>521915016He was beheading people last week in kabul, this week he's helping old women cross the road in essex
How are coinbros feeling today?
>>521915938Lord Alli activated the buttplug
>>521916105bought 100 of them at 2 dollars eachso im feeling rich as fucklike i always do
>>521916105Shit's fucked fammI reckon we'll see lows of sub $10k this cycle. SAYLOR moon said mstr can survive if that happens (DOUBT)
when did they lobotomise Timmy?
>productivity has increased 2300% since the industrial revolution>you must still slave like an agrarian peasant to barely surviveexplain this
>>521916249I mean ffs mikey, strc is supposed to keep its $100 price. Those 10.2% dividends aren't going as well as expected kek
>>521916266the construction workers conspired with Sainsburys to have him shut down as he was becoming an issue
>>521916403Politics. Wealth is power. Power is the key to a kingdom. You can only give so many keys out before ruling becomes untenable. Put simply there must always be haves and have nots
>>521916266when do they lobotomise me?
>>521916403Jews.
>>521916602in about two years if it's your first time here
>>521916266just sat there stewing and festering in that fucking chair all day eating shit, drinking juice and watching slop whilst shitting his nappywaiting for the assisted dying bill to come in and the bame nurses to talk him into it just to get rid of the cunt
It's gonna get chilly again tonight lads
>>521916669c’est la vie
>>521916104He's helping them...head off traffic
>>521915995
>>521916596Power corruptsYou should throw it into the crack of doom.
>>521916826The porno was overrated.
>make something up>apologise now!Hope he tells them he's too busy
>still domping At least the weekend will offer a bit of respite #oioi
>>521916249It was at an all time high of 123,000 just in October, fucking mad. Do you think it's the end? Why are people cooling on it?
>women will form groups in your workplace and savagely shit talk normal guys who literally dont talk to or aknowledge them in any real capacity as if they are bottom barrel scum of the earthwhy are they like this ?
>>521916852>crack of doom
>>521915938notice the camera immediately panned away, what a faggot
>>521916961I think that ring has been well and truly destroyed.Not even Sauron can wield it.
https://youtu.be/IrC9lwfTC0Y?si=H5KIODfYT15yfl0c
>>521916961still would tho
>>521916697I have my ward.
>>521916934There's no hype anymore, back when even Tesco cashier women were talking about bitcoin it was all just a bubble
>>521913918Same vibes
>>521916961>Still pulls 30something Deanos
>>521914131In the long run, everything will return to dust so none of this shit really matters anyway
>>521914172His lager is shit
It's absolutely joever for saylor moon
>>521916105I'm loading up before take off
>Anthony Williams, of Langford Road in Peterborough, has been charged with seven other offences, including a count of attempted murder on a 14-year-old boy, following a police investigation.>Mr Williams, 32, did not appear at a brief hearing before Peterborough Magistrates' Court on Wednesday, and no pleas were entered and no application for bail was made.>He has been remanded in custody and is due to appear at Cambridge Crown Court next month.>The latest charges that Mr Williams faces are:>Attempted murder of a 14-year-old boy at Henry Penn Walk in Peterborough on 31 October>Attempted murder of a 22-year-old man at Rail World Car Park in Peterborough on 31 October>Attempted wounding with intent of a 28-year-old man at Henry Penn Walk on 31 October>Affray in connection to an alleged incident at Ritzy Barbers in Peterborough on 31 October>Possession of a bladed instrument in a public place>Theft of knives from an Asda supermarket in Stevenage on 31 October>Common assault of a 31-year-old man onboard a train travelling between Hitchin and Biggleswade on 1 November>Earlier this month he was remanded into custody in relation to the train stabbing charges and a count of attempted murder in London.>Deputy Chief Constable Stuart Cundy, of British Transport Police, said the force had "worked closely with our colleagues in Cambridgeshire and Hertfordshire Police, alongside the Crown Prosecution Service" to bring the latest set of charges.>Passengers on the 18:25 GMT LNER service on 1 November said a person brandishing a knife began stabbing people after it passed through Peterborough.>It was diverted to Huntingdon - an unscheduled stop - which prompted a large emergency response.
>>521916512STRD looking juicy asf
>>521917337>buy the slide
>>521917268> perfect draft poofter
>>521916961A real life Frankenstein's monster
>>521917389All the way down. I've loaded up on SWC too. We're going to Uranus.
>>521917337Got my buy price at $60k but thinking of lowering it desu if even saylor reckons we'll see sub $10k
>>521917378He was on a fucking rampage
>>521917378>>Affray in connection to an alleged incident at Ritzy Barbers in Peterborough on 31 October
>>521917387
>https://news.sky.com/story/former-welsh-reform-uk-leader-jailed-for-more-than-10-years-for-accepting-pro-russian-bribes-13473484Ruski Blyat
>>521917378>Theft of knives from an Asda supermarket in Stevenage on 31 Octoberlol
>>521917659Kek, sav'd. Thanks fren.
>>521917597His elves are menthol scented.
>government trying to shut down Reform by implying they are all Russia-funded traitorsIt's a bold play, I'll give them that.
>>521917692I'll look forward to seeing it reposted in the future fren
>>521916934>Why are people cooling on it?AI companies pumping to create data centres but there isn't enough electricity to go round.
>>521917807And water.
>>521914131Fin vs History is relatively new so it could become a staple in British culture for years to come
>>521917716I think CENK (KENK) should unanimously replace KEK it just sounds funnier desu
Shift change.
What are the unironic political implications of an ideological divergence between America and Britain on brown third-worlders?
>>521918358Or more aptly, if America offered you 'asylum' status from The People's Republic of Britain, would you take it?
>>521916697>>521917064
>>521918413One the one hand you could buy a gun and not be arrested for speech. On the other you'd have to live somewhere in American.I cant think of a single place i would want to live.
>>521918480You gonna set yourself on fire? Corrr nice to hear
https://www.theguardian.com/law/2025/nov/20/moj-to-remove-right-to-trial-by-jury-for-thousands-of-cases-in-controversial-overhaul>Criminals will be stopped from “gaming the system” by choosing trial by jury
>>521918358Talking about the illegal wogs, not the millions of h1b jeets they import per year btw
>>521918480Needs a few jews.
>>521918506>I cant think of a single place i would want to live.There's white enclaves in America that are racist as fuck to brown outsiders. Like Colorado, or Alabama
>>521917026Funniest thing i've read in a long time. I just had a fantastic shit as well, Euromillions win next!
>>521916961Katie Price. Back in the day we called her The poor man's Kelly Brook. Still would, though even today.
>>521918543
>>521913635Anyone know who, THE STRICTLY RAPIST IS ?
>>521918634Women have cute accents in those two states.
>>521918643Says the paki namebame lmao
>>5219151581) Be a part of/a puppet of the ruling class2) Be proficient in legalese3) Don't take the money yourself4) Gifts are actually fine (expensive clothes, football tickets, antiques), remember again to not take it directly yourself, your wife/husband or staff should receive it5) Don't take the money directly from the establishment but a member of it...?I don't know what matters anymore.I want them all to be in prison.Sunak giving out contracts to his wife's company should have meant he was kicked out of Britain entirely. Corruption isn't unique to some parties, it's how Britain works.I find it offensive that they threw away a politician for a decade seemingly because the money made him say "Oh, well, um, Zelensky should um, try to be a good leader, and um, talk to his neighbours about the war and stuff" when that's a reasonable comment and our allies in the US and EU, and even people like Corbyn here, are actually hardline Russia supporters. If he made worse comments I don't know because sky news claimed that was all he did in service of Russian money.
>>521918643Wow. You're doing the meme thing's, aren't you.You're really fitting in here you boring old cunt.
>>521918714Too much to read, my ADHD
>>521918707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tRR-VrXomw
>>521918640corri think i'm going to cut the half time orange
>>521918830What's for dindins then? Rancid gruel and roadkill? Your usual classics you sad cunt
>>521915615>the amount of caffeine use"I- I can q- quit anytime I want!">>521915724It is hatred to not believe non-Brits are more capable than yourself.It is hatred to not believe women are more capable than men.It is hatred to like your flag and to not vitriolically despise your flag.It is hatred to dislike their national flag, be it a crescent moon, French tricolour, or the blacked gay trans one.
