>25>no house>no job>no familyI regret not enlisting when I was 18
How do you even apply for a job with no previous experience at 25? Just lie on your resume?
>>524045521ukraine will gladly take you, go ahead and volunteer.
>>524045521Learn a skill not how to spy on peopleI can teach you how to do a lawn in one hour
Why can't you join the military now? Obese? Drug addict? So you were going to fuck up no matter what.
>>524045521wow that's a very unfortunate situation you find yourself in mr 1pbtid ghibli frog imagei will go enlist first thing monday so i don't end up like you!
>>524045594I have BS in CS so not nothing>>524045682Because I don’t want to start with 18yos at 25
>>524045521Go with the flow, God has bigger plan for you.
>enlist as poorfag>5 year contract>serve 5 years>leave and use money to study 2 years>work for 3 years as an apprentice>now a full fledge electricianIs it really that easy?
>>524045723I’m just saying the military gives you direction, experience, and purpose.
>>524045521Im glad or sad this happened
>join the militarynice try, schlomo
>>524045726>Because I don’t want to start with 18yos at 25When you're crying like this on 4chan? In Finland there are adults in conscription with 18-19yos and it's not that strange. You're just not as retarded as them. Well you are more retarded given you're crying like this
>>524045786Technically true, but dying for israel is not a very good purpose.
>>524045848After all these years I’ve come to the realization that it’s probably one of the best things you could do. You get experience, they pay for your education, you get benefits, upward mobility, you get reputation and eligibility for preferential hires at many companies.
>>524045521I wish you more luck with you next life!
>>524045521I am 41 and I have no woman, I have no children, I have no house, I have no friends, I have no money and live paycheck to paycheck. When will my real life begin bros? I'm tired of the grind, I'm tired of this life, just very very tired that's all.
>>524045726> BS in BSWith a degree you can get in as an officer no? Then go SIGNAL (or whatever it was called) or something IT related...Go on /k/ and see if they have a recruitment thread up and see what your options are. Not that hard anon.
>>524045521Wrong big lies.org mssrconi tesla hertz volt and ersnt msch and hitler in heaven earth is flat right foster zetetic astronoym at the university of nice
>>524045765You can even study in the military here. When you are discharged you will have a real profession. Unless of course you fall prey to a drone before. Now is not the best time to enlist.
>>524045521No problem. At least you weren't at a sauna with a bunch of old men when you were 18. My cousin invited me and I went, very naive of me but quite interesting to imagine how many old faggots are out there.
>>524045521>wants to serve globohomo by abusing and murdering people.What a piece of shit.
>>524045521suck my cock, you have been living in lalaland
>>52404552125 isn't too late. I know people pushing 40 that don't have their shit together.
>>524045521>30>no house>no job>no kids>no wife just sluts>in law school>hate myself and want to die daily, regret not enlisting when I was 18 tooboomers did this, imagine being required to earn 300k+/year just to get a mortgage on a shitty run down 2000 square foot bungalow that you parents could afford on a single average salary. Except now you're surrounded by fentanyl addicts and Indians
>>524045521Who the fuck has a house at 25? Relax brother.
>>524046968it used to be common to buy one at 18
>>524045521you can still enlist though
>>524045521you were lied to about what the world is and how it works, to the extent you can't even begin to imagineat 25 you should be already figuring it out
>>524045521>implyingGo ahead and enlist, just don't drink and drive.
>>524047041>it used to be common to buy one at 18Fucking when? 1910?
>>524045726Dumbass they direct commission cyber. You could probably get in as a captain if you aren't LARPing like all the other 9inch 6 3, 4chan CS grads.
>>524047279like 30 years ago. i dont think most people realize how much the economy in the western countries has changed since the 90s
>>524045521>>524045765>>524045786>>524046097Poor effort, glowie. Nobody here is dumb enough to go and die for your (((masters))).
>>524045786>directionThat way goy Purpose Die for us goy >some other bullshit girl vibe wordEat shit and die
Those demoralization=army recruitment threads are getting less and less obvious...
>>524045521>enlist at 18>get sent to the middle east>get blown up by an IED>dieOh yeah, that would have been SO much better.Fuck off, you retarded glownigger faggot.
>>524047483They’re so obvious it’s not even funny
>>524045521Funny, if I were in your position I'd regret enlisting. I bet you thought it was going to be like Call of Duty when you signed up and instead they put you in the fucking recruitment office.
>>524045848kek they're not even trying to be subtle
>>524045521i'm 31 and in the same boat, NEETed my whole life away.never fully decided on what i wanted to do with my life. still don't give a shit really, life is simply too short for any of it to matter that much. all of your accomplishments are going to be forgotten either way. everything will just become a memory that will end up deleted.anyway, i'm going to find work somewhere, save up money for a while, buy some land and start a little homestead in the woods somewhere. society is crumbling anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh8So5JLzWw
>>52404791930 here. I opted to pursue a career for personal reasons, but more or less retain this attitude. Hopefully I can retire a lot earlier, gonna grind for the next decade and see if I can make that possible. Homestead is an excellent plan and I will do it too. Society will be even more of a dystopian hellscape in the future and I do not want to be in the cities.
>>524045521>40>Lost everything.>The first time in a fire.>The second in a divorce.>Starting all over again.>Tired of this shit.>Decide a few months ago that ill just become a drug addict.Everything seem's to be great for them, gov assistance, lots of friends, always having fun, so I started drinking and smoking weed and progressed up to worse things.Now I'm having sex constantly, I have no money and no worries, I have nothing but the never ending chase for euphoria. I plan to start on fent and become a homeless zombie next year and see what fun I can have before I eventually OD.Its a much better use of my time.
>>524045726you give a shit about that when you have no job or house or family?retard priorities, the age of people going into the service is everyone from the minimum to the maximum age.with a bachelors you could go right into officer candidate school.there's only one good reason to not join the militarythe government isn't sovereign, they're being blackmailed and bribed by foreign and corporate agency and there's no accountability in the system, they refuse to be held or hold themselves accountable to the people. Its not a government of the people, by the people, for the people. Since the military is not a rogue element and answers to the government, there no compelling reason to serve.
>>524048405my canadian friend who lived an alternative lifestyle, lived on an island in british columbia called Quadra Island, in a boat in a place called Heriot Bay.https://youtu.be/UiFO3J15XHQ?si=JViv2Ywj_NO3PKfsif i was canadian i would look into something like that>>524048733i have a 40 something year old schizophrenic homeless friend (actually hes not my friend anymore, i cut him off at the beginning of the month because he had another schizo meltdown) and he is really kind of miserable, talks about suicide all the time, lives in a tent in the woods with all the other homeless people, too insane to hold steady employment so he just takes advantage of everyone he possibly can, but eventually he will be out of bridges to burn because he has a full on tantrum every time he doesnt get his way. i really would not want to be that guy. he's only been homeless for a few months and he seems to be completely unraveling.
>>524045521>I regret not enlisting when I was 18That wouldn't have turned out how you exepected either. Life is shit and then you die.
>>524045848thisdon't make me tap it
>>524045521Damn already 25? Oh well, just ill yourself. Life is over dumb nigger faggot, you should've done better.
>>524045521>I regret not enlisting when I was 18Jew its not happening, fuck off now.
>>524045521>enlist at 18>25>no house>no job>wife divorced me after fucking half the platoon>140k in debt for a 40k dodge charger I took out a loan for"I regret not working at mcdonalds"Anyways it's not too late to join, if you really think a bunch of retards ordering you around for below minimum wage is preferable to autonomy.
>>524049066Thanks will check it out, the coast of BC has tons of amazing little islands that would be ideal for this. Also been looking at rural Newfoundland. One of the few remaining good provinces.
>>524045753Nonsense You have to build the world around you. also dont join the army
>>524045521You mentioned having a degree.Just go to OCS.It’s semi-competitive, but I’ve met some weirdos who came out of it so it can’t be horrible.I love being in the Army.It’s not a cure-all, because work fucking sucks sometimes and you will be tired, wet, cold, muddy, and away from home sometimes.But you’ll meet a lot of great people, shoot some cool guns, the pay and benefits are pretty alright, it expands your comfort zone by putting you into wacky situations, etc…Helps you grow as a person while providing cool life experiences.I’ve worked in 7 countries.t. Joined at 18, am currently 29. Own house and married for 6 years.
>>524045594sex-haver who lied on anything their way and made it on top of the world detected, even your children hate you
>>524045521Fuck off Sgt. Martinez. This is the most blatantly obvious shill thread I've seen on here in a while
>>524047728Super duper low chance of that happening after like 2014-2015.US went into a hyper advisory role.Most dangerous stuff in the Middle East rn is the once-every-2-years Iranian missile/drone attacks, getting shot by green-on-blue-terrorists-dressed-as-local-police, and dying by accident in like vehicle rollovers.It hasn’t been overly dangerous for a while since Obama did a bunch of big shifts in what our deployed roles actually were (putting local national police and army at the fore and having us attached but not fully leading).2005-2014 were super dangerous though.
>>524045521If that is the case, you can still enlist.
>>524048733Don't do it, you've been pushed to the brink, don't give in to despair. You can rebuild slowly with the goal of retreating from it all. You can become self sufficient and find peace without the external pressures of society. Do not start on fent and quit the other shit, your situation is not beyond repair but it eventually will be if you go down that road.
>>524049568>Enlisted>Married oh man, you are a gambler
What the fuck is this glownigger thread? Nobody's signing up to go fight in Venezuela you kikes.
>>524045521If you were female you would still be winning.
>>524049895Well, commissioned now (thank God).But I’ve never regretted being married for even a second.It’s like having a best friend who also cooks dinner and knits.
>>524049980I believe it, not easy to find a good one though, glad you managed to.
>>524049722Yeah, well the way things are going, it might end up being Venezuela instead of the Middle East for the next few years, but I think you get the point I was making.Don't get me wrong, I understand why Americans rushed to sign up in the aftermath of 9/11, when it looked like America was under attack, but looking back on it all now, it's obvious those patriotic young men got played. The 9/11 hijackers were all Saudi, it didn't even have anything to do with Afghanistan or Iraq. The whole "Saddam has weapons of mass destruction!" thing was bullshit from the start and the assholes running the show at the top KNEW that all along.I'm sick of Whites dying for ZOG while they become second class citizens in their own countries.Fuck that. Let the browns sign up.
>>524045786>>524046097and forces you to take the vaccine. Its a semi big case here in Germany seems like the retarded recruiters think we are as dumb as them.
