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bogdan can't use linux, he prefers samsung.
I killed a pheasant with my car today
Haven't been back in a while. Why are there dark as night nogs everywhere speaking Swahili or some shit?
Low effort dogshit OPsIt's christmas put some effort in ffsNo fucking standards
>>524283191They have always been here, you bigot.
>>524283158Isn't android a distro of Unix though?
Nearly Christmas ladsOn the Benedictine and brandy
>>524283296Android? he prefers playstation.
>>524283176It would be rude not to eat it.
>>524283327I wish it would snow it's been another shite year of fuck all
>>524283357PlayStation? He's an n-gage fanatic.
>>524283043
>Merry Halalmas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-PyWfVkjZc
>>524283043https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obrztDoMW8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obrztDoMW8ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obrztDoMW8g
>>524283476WHAEYYYYYYYYY SHAKEY
>>524283435
>>524283476jewish phenotype..
>>524283176Wouldnt a shotgun have been easier?
>>524283377thats what she said
>>524283158how? tell me
>>524283549
>>524283545irish.webm
>>524283545He'll be fine. You can survive a bit of fire.
Time for a mint flavoured chocolate orange
>>524283549Both smell similar after being hung for a week.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwntAXX9rGcBacking up the pissend of my life a dacia on my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKjlbXHP3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKjlbXHP3Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPKjlbXHP3E
>>524283435It was good last early jan, but good snow is rareHave headed off to Spain for some sun, its not that hot, but still shorts weather in the sun, but the escape from the drizzle and endless grey makes all the differenceI can take the cold, love the snow and frost, but the grey and damp day after day really pisses me off
>>524283435I’m on it, if it goes wrong it could blow a hole in the fabric of space time. I’m willing to take the risk though.
>>524283158Autistic techlet shitskin jeet seething alone on christmas eve kekAlso android is a linux distro, done yourself you brown retard. Lmao
>>524283589rabbit quick your toupee is getting awayfiltered
>>524283176what did it say to provoke you?
>>524283660Did you get it cheap from Lidl?
What did the Anglo say to the Jew? >My turn kike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI9Bg38BKCk
>>524283842man pheasants are dumb as fuck, you see them all the time on country roads near fields. They see a car, their instinct is either to run towards it, or directly in front of it at 4 mph. They're so stupid they should have called them Irishbirds. Those birds just don't want to live
>>524283660Your sister’s cunt was mint. Fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0w
>>524283823You ever done vegetarian or vegan larp?
>>524283685he's fucking seething
Something is happening lads
>>524283930Taste good though.
>>524283930sounds like an excuse, reckon you're probably a pheasist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnc8166dPeY
>>524283176Is roadkill legal to consume in bongistan or you need a loicense for that too?
>>524284036mate of mine (farmer, shotgun type, kills them regularly) says you should hang them up to let them "rot a bit". I guess the butcher would call them seasoned
I've already forgotten what that barmaid looked likeI'm not Petrarch after all
I was once in a park singing, "The goys are back in town, the goys are back in town" when this cute Hasidic bird walked out from behind a hedge
>>524283191>nogs everywhere speaking SwahiliThat’s the new language of the isles, get used to it.
>IMAGINE BEING DAGO OR PATCHNONCE IN DECEMBER 2025COULDN'T BE ME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T2WU2yykXM
>>524284033Bongs don’t believe in Jesus.
HEY STEERPIKE I DARE YOU TO POST SOMETHING DANGEROUS AGAIN LIKE S CLUB 7 RECORDS
>>524284091might depend on the bird but when i grew what i heard is you can't kill it then pick it up and eat it but it's legal for the person behind you to pick it up and eat it doesn't mean you can work in teams though. this might be complete bullshit fyi
Larping as a form of self comfort the thread
>>524284261https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MX6cKfRCRo
>>524284098Supermarkets call it 'dry aging.'
>>524283465seems unlikely - seeing as Bongs don't speak much Greek/Russian
>>524283930It's not that they're dumb it's that they're bred in captivity specifically for shoots so they have no awareness of anything. Pheasants aren't a native wild species in the UK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCvz7uflMIU
Just watched sling blade. Good film that
>>524284017Strange fellow.
>>524283435>I wish it would snowSoon fren
>>524284334https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRV4bPlSNyEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRV4bPlSNyEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRV4bPlSNyE
THE TRICK THIS YEAR IS TO GET MORE WASTED THAN STEERPIKE IS NOW
>>524283435The BAMEs brought their weather with them.
>>524283823
>>524284406"Yes, an entire Evangelical Protestant church in Halifax, England, known as Hope Church (part of the FIEC), transitioned to Eastern Orthodoxy in 2025, becoming the St. Hilda Orthodox Community under the Antiochian Archdiocese, marking a significant local event as the congregation found "fullness" in Orthodox tradition."A few anglo scum probably went to a Romanian church once and said "we want this too":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_jj-TkOIs
>>524284307It'll be lonely this ChristmasWithout you to holdIt'll be lonely this ChristmasLonely and coldIt'll be cold, so coldWithout you to holdThis Christmas
>>524284456there sure seems to be a lot of them flying around here. I see one or two every time I take a drive.
>>524284583It's global boiling. We need net zero if we want to stop it from getting worse. So far, China is the only country to actually put their carbon output into net negative. If the whole world does the same, you will be able to enjoy snow again in 20-30 years.
>>524284523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpsvWdCSJeg
>>524284606The great migration. What a sight. Happens only once in a generation.
abin a t*m t*t
RABBIT LARPS AS A HARD YORSKHIREMAN BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A SOUTHPAW IS, DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A WAR IS AND DRINKS LOW GRADE JIM BEAM KENTUCKY BOURBON WITH HOT CHOCOLATE SATCHELS AND THINKS HE'S A GHURKA
>>524283996nah fuck that, I love me MEAT
>>524284579I was feeling pretty merry until I overheard my dad say I was 'troubled' when he thought I was out of earshotNow I'm increasingly sober
>>524284336It’s just curing, it’s been done for ages. Most game is hung for a bit. Venison Oscar lot better if you freeze it for a month then let it thaw out slowly.
I'm voting for a White Christmas
>>524284717Yeah same corr
>>524284702Not tonight you don't.
Best Christmas song ever (of course, it's made in America, like everything else good in this world). https://youtu.be/e6R6scdGt6g?si=iVywqIAwGP1PhFUB
>>524284749A troubled Beta, hahaha!Merry Christmas.
>>524284761Curing, rotting, fermenting, call it what you will. Still tastes good.
>>524284771most of what I eat now is meatjust need to cut down on the carbs and have more fruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyGZlBdkaA
>>524284456Hedgehogs are worse, roll into a ball if they see a car coming.You don’t see many squashed hedgehogs anymore, on country roads there were loads of meat pancakes. A bit grim but we used to count them on the way to the lakes when I was a kid.
>>524284749IS HE WRONG? I'M NOT SAYING HE'S RIGHT. I'M JUST ASKING, IS HE WRONG?
>>524284839Btw, the reason your poos are massive is because your body is expelling everything it can't use.
>>524284854https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
Might see in the new year with a midnight jobby.
>>524284837I e got some fermented willy cheese, it’s yours for £5.
>>524284919Veganuary soon. We can all try to be a little kinder to nature and to our bodies.
>>524284839>meatYeah your grandpas cock you gay flabby retard kek
>>524284868Not really I'm normie-passing usuallyI only go on unhinged rants in front of mum and dad, I'm not like that with other people
1993 SMELT DIFFERENTIYKYK
>>524284999Not as much carbon dioxide in the air.
>>524284992DIDN'T YOU MOVE OUT? WHAT DO YOU CARE WHAT YOUR DAD THINKS NOW?
>>524284839Pork is really cheap nowadays. Especially from Morrisons, they have their own Abattoir so they can undercut everyone else.
>>524284837what about defiled? I could drag my sweaty cock over it, dress it with some of me knob cheese, and let the flies have at what's leftwould that be posh? I could sort you out some posh cheese
>>524285052DO YOU THINK PATCHNONCE HAS GOT ANY SISTERS OF AGE?
>>524284973Lmao dunnim
>>524285061I've gone home for ChristmasY'knowLike a normal well adjusted person
>>524285077Pork will be outlawed soon enough. They're already making moves against bacon. Halal-ification of the supply chain is a very pressing issue, but brit/pol/ isn't intelligent enough to even pick up on it.
decisive patchnonce victory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnil5LyK_B0
>>524284702Only 6 sh*ts until Christmas
>>524285181You might need to see a doctor, mate.
>>524285170
>>524285124stay dench or get frimponged
>>524284969Shouldn't that be in the summer when it's warm instead of the dead of winter when your body wants the extra fuel from meat? At least that's how the Mormons do it, I think.
>>524284954How long you been maturing this batch for lad?
>>524285138kek fucking sucks can't wait to leave parents heat the house to volcano levelsstill they know how to cook a good turkey can't wait for dindins
>>524284839Hiya son
>>524284954Selling bits of yourself for your particle accelerator?>>524284969You've never undergone an oxalate purge and it shows. >>524285103Good band.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfUn-Qd31bA
>>524284919nah it’s cuz he takes too much fadogia agrestis and ashwagandha and it’s made his prostate produce literal cupfuls of seminal fluid, happened to me too #trust
hope that lad wins his war against his dad he seemed like a right prick
>>524285164THEN WHY DID THEY LOSE, LOL?
>>524285205not me - >>524284702himHe's always on the bog
>>524283785>didn't even deny he can't use linuxunsurprising when you think gentoo is a de like bogdan kek
>>524285138YOUR DAD SAID YOU'RE TROUBLED THOUGH?YOU POSTED S CLUB 7 UNDER YOUR TRIP UNIRONICALLYI LIKE YOU OLD FRIEND BUT I'D HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlCSu0-cRqMSaid to my dad before all of Chuck Berry's songs are just the same thing with different lyricsLyrics maxxingCauldron-ass genre
2025 worst gimmicks >watching Cyprus videos with my mum >I thought you guys couldn't post here anymore (VPN)>having a french flag >nonce proxy posting >wigger starmer >avin a Tom tit frogpost
>>524285148Not going to happen. If anything it will go the other way. All Muslims scholars fear the smell of the bacon sandwich and brown sauce on a toasted muffin. Cor.
HEY DAGO, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A USELESS RETARD? I DO UNDERSTAND YOU'RE MOSTLY BENEVOLENT. BUT WHY ARE YOU JUST SO SHOCKINGLY DULL?
>>524284919yea I knowthats literally what poo is?waste?kekwtf lad
>>524285397Huey Lewis and The News is the same. All of their songs sound almost identical aside from lyrics.
Merry MAGA Christmas ya cunts.
>>524285424I wonder what meat and potato pie with tommy sauce and buttered bread anon is having for Christmas dinner.
>>524285077love me ham hock salad simple as>>524285254alri la
time for some buttie biscuits rich teas with kerry gold salted butter
>>524285461Observation from when I tried various diets. I went vegan for a year, shat constantly. Carnivore for 2 years, barely any poos.
>>524285424Floppy knob goblins csam spam
anyone care to explain this?
>>524285148Almost all school and work place food is halal now. Asda cafe recently made the move to halal, Nandos are moving more stores over in feb next year, Iceland have said by 2027 most of their meat ready meals and pizza etc will move to halal certified.
>>524285576imagine buying 200g cuck war time rations size of butter, I just stopped buying kerrygold, I refuse to cuck to 200g
>>524285576love me some biscuits
You’re all good lads and I wish nothing but the best for you all
>>524285360>doesn't know android runs on a linux kernelYou certainly can't use linux you lonely brown fat retard kek
>>524285370He doesn't think I'm troubled because of S Club 7 thoughHe thinks I'm troubled because I think the white british will face a bosnia/serbia style genocide by the time I'm his age (36 years ish)
>>524285540>ham hockRhyming slang?
>>524285509We wish you a Merry Christmas,We wish you a Merry Christmas,We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!Good tidings we bring to you and your kin,We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!So bring us some figgy pudding,So bring us some figgy pudding,So bring us some figgy pudding, and a cup of good cheer!Good tidings we bring to you and your kin,We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!We won't go until we've got some,We won't go until we've got some,We won't go until we've got some, so bring some out here!Good tidings we bring to you and your kin,We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
>>524285226A couple of months, a pretty thick rind and a few blue veins. It went from:dairylea>Fetta>Goueyre>Cheddar>Blue Leicester.Now at the Parmesan, hoping for a cash martzu any day now. I’ve been sleeping with the window open with a hot dog up my bum.
>>524285702
>>524285612isn't that also because of traction time? carnivore slows your gut down, high fibre diets speed it up
>>524285664It's scary how quietly they're doing it. Most people haven't even noticed.
>>524285446I worked somewhere with a proper kitchen in the staffroom, grilled bacon for pancake day and the 2 muslims had to leave the room with their shirts over their noses so they didn't breathe in the bacon fumes, oh I was laffin
2025 worst gimmicks>horse posting >watching Cyprus videos with my mum>I thought you guys couldn't post here anymore (VPN)>having a french flag>nonce proxy posting>wigger starmer>avin a Tom tit frogpost>tommy sauce nigger posting>CP spam
tednonce is not as powerful as he thinks he isand that is his chief erroroverestimation of one's abilities can lead to some harsh reality checksreality checks that may even cost you your own life
>>524285764Best thing to do is alternate. Go carnivore to save up a massive jobby and then fibremaxx to drop it off at a friend's house.
>>524285713>mentioning android for no reasonlolI'm whiter than you webshitter jeet. That's why I use linux, the White man's OS.
>>524285717he might not have said you're troubled because you unironically posted s club 7, but i didby the time you're his age at 36? you're already older than that my nigger, your dad is probably nearly 60 by now
>>524285778I don't really see the problem with it, meat for goyslop is not treated well at any stage of the life cycle so why do I care how it died.
>>524285255Liquid helium doesn’t come cheap.
>>524285702I wished them a merry Christmas but nobody replied. Christmas might be illegal in Bongladesh. Pray for bongs.
>>524285752Sounds like a winner, guaranteed to go over great when you unveil it at christmas dinner
>>524285809
>>524285809>CP spamThis is the worst one because it's actually harmful and illegal. Even looking at that shit through TOR is enough to get you tossed in jail.
>>524285809dench wins again
despite all my faults and problems dago blatantly wishes he was me
>>524285749Nice
>>524285702>>524285749
>>524285826You mentioned android in your second post you techlet shitskin jeet who can't code or use linux kek
>>524285879I enjoyed it.
>>524285809All josh, particularly the last one
Doing my Christmas gammon for tomorrow. Got 2 glazings left
>>524285785Yeah, nothing to do with the fumes. They wanted one. I’ve got it ingrained in me that horses and fog beat is evil and disgusting and would be pretty mad if someone put dog meat in a sandwich as a “prank”. So I have a bit of sympathy.
>>524285987hahahaha
>>524285822literal shitposting
>>524285764Sort of. The body is incredibly efficient at purging stuff it can't utilise. Go carnivore for a 3-5 months, experience your first oxalate piss, and then you'll look at things in a new light. >>524285852But you're simulating hydrogen...
>>524285702I'm a bad 'un, but thanks anyway
>>524285830I mean 36 years from now, he's like 71 or whateverI can't explain S Club 7 postingIt made sense at the time and will in the future if it happens again
>>524285667Kerrygold also jewed their customers about a year ago. I know because I used to make the exact same meal at the exact same time of day starting with a bit of melted Kerrygold, and right when they changed the font on the wrapper to make it trendy monochrome (pic rel) the melted butter color also changed. Something 99% of the customers would've easily missed. Tell me anon, do you think the change was for HIGHER or LOWER quality? Because the price sure stayed the same.
>>524286019That's a bit of me that
S Club 7 have a christmas song btwIt's shit though
>>524285957Android? You prefer Gameboy colour!
>>524285821do you still not realise that he wants to die?the problem in his mind is that he can't do it yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM
>>524285631japan has notoriously high levels of pollen in the springnips are usually smart but these dumbasses decided to mass plant cedar and cypress trees in the Meiji era on literally every mountain
Today I learnt that Screwfix had a crazy offer of £10 off a £10 spend, and that there's a Screwfix nearby. I got a nice headlamp torch thing and some twin core and earth cable.
>Gentoo is both a distro and DE.
best Christmas tune hands down https://youtu.be/OYzHM5_o6g8
>>524286019Are you sure it's dry enough?
>there are anons itt who aren't having a tom tit
>>524286103i told you at the time you did it that s club 7 posting was the hallmark of a dangerous psychopath
>>524286019giz a bit
>>524286019Is that... is that Trump's face?
>>524285870I’ll wait, see if they like it first.
>>524286177nice one for sharing that now when it's shut and not when it was openi need a headlamp torch thing
>>524286140It's S Club 6 now
>>524286075ok, I will at some point defo kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJmo2_a4RJ8
>>524286141Concession accepted
>>524286211Should I have covered with foil?
>>524286019Should have pressure cooked it first. Not baked.
>>524285809>brit/pol/ always supports muslims
>>524286159so what you're saying is i am eligible to date your best looking of age sister?
>>524286237What about Vengaboys, Steps, Spice Girls, Five and BW*tched?I think I was just childhood nostalgia posting at the end of the day desu
>>524286336No fucking clue mate, just bath it in honey mustard and you'll be good
>>524286269I'm sorry, it didn't occur to me. The offer might be still on, you need to download the app. Get on the hot UK deals website for future bargains.
>>524286298Before or after you use your slowcooker? :p
Fucking kekhttps://x.com/ChiefTrumpster/status/2003909387635785757?s=20
>>524283223This is what happens when I don't bake
cauldron which of your sisters do you donate to me to sniff the back of her knees in tan tights? you've got enough sisters to give me onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDygS0a6Tgo
>>524286414That one is the truth.
>>524286384I boiled it for an hour, glaze, roast 15 min, glaze every 10 mins for another half an hour roast.
>>524286312>You scumbag, you maggot>You shagged Diane Abbott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmddeUJJEuU
>>524286467nah it's too late now christmas is ruined, it's over
>>524286075Simulating hydrogen with the quantum computer, feeding the data into the particle accelerator. Creating a stable atom of anti-hydrogen with the particle accelerator. Setting it free above anons house, so it snows for a bit and he can have a snowball fight.
>>524286336Pop it in a big tub of water and microwave it for 15 minutes to steam it.
>>524286508we need sosban
>>524286285My ex loved them - she's dead too though
>>524286452you can call it childhood nostalgia if you wanti call it dangerous psychopathy
Merry Christmas
>>524286564Just launch a nuke into the sun?
>>524286569we don'tthat fat welsh nigger doesn't know what he's looking at when he sees ithe got turned down
>>524286491Looool
>>524286627>Stop KIlling babiesAbortion up to full term is totally fine though
>>524286627>atop killing babiesBut jews will never stop that. Like protesting to turn the sky green.
>>524286627They've pivoted into anti-abortion protests now?
>>524286627Baste
>>524285745ffs you've done me again>>524286470you've also done me again
>>524283043I heard some ethnic lad say "happy hodlidays" to one of the vivacious young ladies behind the counter at my local Spar, so I waited for him outside and popped him on the chin. Merry Christmas, nonce.
>>524286752based and jolly pilled
>>524286075>experience your first oxalate pissquick rundown?
creasing.This nigger is so dumb.
>>524286528Yeah, boiling is your issue it seems. Maybe the brine was a bit too strong. Plus you need to rotate it. I preferred the crusty bit to be honest. I’ve fucked a lot of these up and they all got eaten, yours isn’t even close to some of my disasters, pressure cooker is the way to go though.
>>524286491Excellenté
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmm1gt_2SkQOh my LordYou sent Josh to save us
hiwilliesetc
>>524286744Embrace the slowcooker.>>524286780It hurts.
>>524285876I think it's wigger starmer for the win because not only is it boring and unfunny and pushed so hard there's actual effort going into it lmao, easily the saddest shit all year.
>go to church>full of Indians and blacks>screaming kids everywherePriest guy just preaching about peace, love and hope.Then they have a cheek of asking for money, mate I'm taxed like 60%, you think I have money?
>>524286744I'm still laughing about the My mum died in the holly - pissed me knickers
>>524283435I've got 4 ft of snow piled up in my front yard and another 4 ft piled up in the back yard. Just spent two hours moving it around. You have to engineer your snow placement here or you'll run out of space to dump the shit.
>>524286941Just put some salt down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDMCwSP5nf0
>no u mode activatedkek he's done. he's seething
>>524286919FOR THOSE OUTSIDE THE MYTHOS, NO EXPLANATION IS POSSIBLEFOR THOSE ON THE INSIDE, NO EXPLANATION IS NECESSARY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXNtYwir81g
Played on a mates vr earlier for like 20 minutes. I got sick as a dog from it. Still recovering from it.The fuck is going on with me/
first christmas without charlie kirk
>>524286636It would evaporate long before it hit the suns surface, would cost billions and accomplish absolutely nothing. Like flicking a bogey into a furnace. I may watch the Sunshine film though, haven’t seen it in years. Not one of Danny Boyle’s best. Still worth a watch though.
>>524287064>you have to be in the "cool guy group"Lmao NPD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTI8CWSiZ40
>>524287122VR is shite and I can't wait for the gimmick to die like 3DTVs did years ago.
i hate it when you like a girl so much that you hear 24/7 love song radio in your head all day every day when you think about her but she's got a boyfriend and won't fuck you for another 7 weeks at leastbut she will fuck you eventuallyi hate that
>>5242871471AK
>>524287152He should make a sequel where a second ship has to find the first one, but the ship has been taken oveer by a Jimmy Saville cult.
>>524287147at least we still have the charlie kirk show
know what i mean dago?
>no u mode activatedkek he's done.he's seething
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSgCM0F2GN8
>>524287257no, im an incel
Don't think I've been to a new year part in like 20 years. (when I was a kid being dragged to there friends house)Are they just boomer things?Or do I just not have many cool friends?
My kids were supposed to be here on Boxing day, but now 27th. Bit pissed-off to be honest
>>524287333brit/pol/ new years eve is unironically the best night of the year here
>samefagging half an hour before ChristmasRighto then. >>524287371At least you're seeing them, which is the important bit.
>>524287371Could be worse. You could be bogdan seething alone in his microhovel all christmas.
>>524287333>>524287404Spent the last 2 NYEs here and it was great desu
>>524287170Don’t care what anyone says, are cliff can knock out a Christmas tuneComfy as fuck lad
>>524287491Only the last 2?How young are you guys?Old fag here. I've seen some shit man.
>>524287329nsa i'm counting on you faggots having my back at least a little bityou can say "you're a terrorist, you don't get any dating advice" et cetera et cetera but that's just a fucking lie isn't it ask your people to use your powers to move her to me, the people she's with now are beakheads and they're moving beaki'm pure
>>524287333My friends have them, any excuse to get hammered. I never go though because slowly but surely I’m turning into an antisocial hermit. People in general annoy me, especially wife and kids. I’ve been thinking about getting a narrow boat so I can get a bit of peace.
>>524287371Could be worse. You could be >>524287435 seething alone in his microhovel all christmas.
>>524287222I think the BBC partially funded the first one, so not out of the realm of possibility.
>>524287425>>524287435I know - but it seems like i'm 2nd choice.Oh well - break out the Jim Beam!
>still haven't wrapped owt awardIt'll get done when it gets done innit
>>524287573kek, you should go to get away from the wife and kid. Then maybe shag some bird. That would be cool.
>>524286937not even watched it yet kekalways behind me
>>524287530My friends all started having kids and shitTbf I argued that we're mid 30's now and not 19, we don't have to be getting wrecked and taking coke on new yearsWhat's wrong with Jools Holland (or Brit/pol) and an early night
>>524287633Bogdan is no ones choice. That's why he's so angry all the time.
>>524287668gchq can i ask why you're flaghopping or iphopping so much?is it because you got hacked?
>>524287633Just means they miss out on some fine roasted tatties.
glaze deez nuts
i've been here a long time and it's only recently i've seen you hop like thisand it comes after there was talk on other chans 4chan gchq got hacked hard
less than one minute till Santa hits Englandhttps://www.noradsanta.org/en/map
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRMjEYlK4PU
A lot of anti-brit hate on the catalog these days. I'm watching Sharpe. I wish it was 1995 again.
>>524287333People aren't happy anymore. Parties no longer exist. Everyone lives in perpetual misery, just waiting with dread for the next brutal setback in their life.
think I’m getting ill ffs
>>524287784have to vpn to play games that require p2phave to use proxy to post while using vpn
>>524287633>>524287776 is no ones choice. That's why he's so angry all the time. That and being a shitskin jeet.
>>524287856>less than one minute till Santa hits EnglandALLAHU ACKBAR
>>524287776I know>>524287829no they wont - my kids luv my Yorkshire puds too (nothing like them in France)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVKB5Q8UAUk
>>524287856He’s here
>>524287926haha
>>524287928okay but how does that explain why you're gchq, gchq? you think i've only just got here? of course you don't/
BogJeetPT is seething. Can't even come up with its own posts kek
>>524287979F
tommy would have exposed the fuck out of the sanhedrin if he were about at the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BctdcX0pt0w
>>524287988little nigger
>>524287663No. It’s good to spend time away from people. I used to have an allotment but I had to leave it because I moved. I have many faults, a lack of loyalty isn’t one of them.
>>524287910It's called getting old. At some point you just end up counting down the years until you're in the grave.
YoutubeTV is now down in 'murica.>>524287975Pigs in blankets in a croissant is pretty nice. Messy though.
>>524287928Conveniently the nonce proxy used by the pizza spammer.
Got hit by a car today, some right spastic cunt was driving, am ok though > t pheasant
>>524288096sort us out a sniff of the back of your sisters' stockinged knees you fucking black cunt before i take them for myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJS9TjjHxx8
>>524288132Labour wants to get rid of allotments. Probably wants to turn them into solar power farms.
ShitskinJeetPT is seething. Can't even come up with its own posts kek
>>524288183He is literally a brown virgin
>>524288183He's never been to Brit/pol/ desu
>>524288183would you describe any of your sisters as anglos?
>>524287926Overdose on vitamin C. Worst case scenario is it has a laxative effect. A few days taking vitamin c tablets and lemon/lime juice in water can help.
>>524287875He resurrected three youths after they'd been murdered and pickled in a barrel by an innkeeper is what he did. He was a brave Christian bishop of Greek descent and in this house, Saint Nicholas is a hero. End of Story.
>>524288183Spic Fuentes simps for muzzies.
>>524288242what if he miscarries?
>>524288197I worked with a guy who looks exactly like this Pepe. Makes me laugh whenever I see it posted
whats in Cork Ireland should Santa be scared?
>>524288183Anglos are the funniest cunts on earth.There's no one funnier than us.Spic fuentes is a queer virgin.
>>524288282That only happens if you overdose on paracetamol to protest the US president.
>>524288183>Brown person hates white peopleWow I'm shocked
you got any sisters steerpike?
Got an update - my brother in law's father in law died - keep up - died yesterday.So it's ok. My son is staying with his cousins a day longer because they lost their gramps.My kids are staying until new year, so.. great, I get to see them for longer
>>524288226Yeah josh literally is kek
>https://news.sky.com/story/remaining-palestine-action-hunger-strikers-have-the-resolve-to-continue-families-say-13487299Is Bobby Sands gonna lose his title?
>>524288165the only proxy there is kek
>>524288378
New Bread>>524288410>>524288410>>524288410
>>524288364Only child Good for inheritanceBad for advancing the family line
>>524288369>my brother in law's father in law diedMay as well be a complete stranger to you
>>524288369hello glowniggerwe've been watching you since before you put on a french flagwe don't care if your family dies>t. in the loop
>>524288198An attack on food production, my one medium sized allotment fed us for most of the year. Socialist authoritarian nutters don’t like self sufficiency. You get a bit sick of the same stuff, but tough shit. I overdid the sprouts and now I never want to see another one again.
>>524288334You ain't anglo tho shitskin jeet kek
>>524288402>Three others who remain on hunger strike are Heba Muraisi, Lewie Chiaramello, who is type 1 diabetic and has been fasting every other day
>>524288369>my brother in law's father in law diedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riqXhieWU3M
>>524288402
>>524288453you're like me
>>524288369Jolly good
>>524288282If he dies, he dies.
>>524283223>>524286508Why don't you fucking bake then? I'm going through a lot of shit ok? Ungrateful cunts I'm up baking on Christmas Eve and you have the nerve to complain.
>>524288454Oh he is - i met him once in Paris, but my son's cousins are hurting and my human son has empathy for them.Staying an extra day with them at Xmas is a human thing.
>>524288651you're a glownigger
>>524288459Filtered- also you're a cunt (how many gov. employees can say this)
>>524288729you are a terrible poster and you don't do it organicallyyou are the cunt, not meyou are an enemy of godyou've been avoiding me under your flag until now, but now you can't avoid me any more
>>524288198That's probably to spite Corbyn. I remember the London media types being baffled that he had an allotment.>Why would you grow food when you can have your sandwiches delivered to the office?Cunts.
>>524283296No. Android is a wrapper for Linux. They cuck you out of control iOS and macos are bsd