And they turned off the heating.
>they? ? ?
>>524370904Sorry those are first world problems
>>524370904You have inner heat in your soul.
>>524370904heating leads to global warming
>>524370904Same bro. I can’t even afford heating in this country thanks to Keir Starmer.
>>524370904Ice bucket challenge?
>>524370904Have a Very Zelensky Christmas (A 'Twas the Night before Christmas, and in his mansion in KyivMr. Zelensky was angry,Planning a counter-offensyivFrom a table of coke alone he'd snortAs his defense minister was not there anymore"Where is Mindich?" Zelensky asked, from his home in Kyiv— Mr. Mindich fled with 50 million"Where?"— Tel Aviv!https://www.timesofisrael.com/zelensky-associate-at-crux-of-ukrainian-corruption-case-said-to-have-fled-to-israel/And Zelensky shook his head, snorted a sliver of coke"Tell the EU to send 90 billion and that's due!"For he was to meet with Trump,Wearing his best jumpsuitAnd he knew Trump would push him for peace"But that'd not go, I want WW3!"So lonely Zelensky,Packed in a jet and he flewTo Florida keys, where RubioHe knew"Here's the peace, plan" Announced the King of Kyiv"I demand 200 billion,800k shabbos,& NATO membership!"https://www.dw.com/en/ukraines-zelenskyy-presents-a-new-peace-plan-moscows-reaction-unclear/live-75294126Rubio laughed quietly,— You gotta be kidding! — He saidBut Zelenskyy reassured him"I'll do elections, as you asked!"And come in big Trump,All scary and mighty— He's all dressed up!The villain said conniving"Your big ocean protects America no more,You pay me 200 bi or is it war on your shore!"— You have no cards, alright — Reminded him the bully— There is no way this'll pass President Putin!So comes back to his home, the lone Zelenskyiv"A decade of war!" He promisses Ukrainians"With bussyfications en masse and drones galore!"So no hohol will be left alive, neither home nor abroad!"And with a creepy smile he told,"Moms, hold your sons tight!"And "Last Christmas to all,And to all a cold night!"
Go fight the russians you lazy coward pussy bitch
>>524370904Life hack: Whenever you feel cold inside, go for a walk outside. At your return, you will feel warm because of the difference between outside and inside (it is still warmer inside) and because your body produced heat due to the movement.t. read some old stories from WW2 and tried the tricks they mentioned, it works
>>524370904In winter when it gets too cold I will spend an afternoon washing and shampooing a ewe until she only smells a little sheepy and then just hug her all night and it's toasty. they will lie there if you gently hold them and give them some molasses.
>>524370904>And they turned off the heating.because you are black
>>524371215It's 22c here year round imagine having shit weather lol
>>524371285The trenches are very sparsely manned now, anon. Teams sit in bunkers 10-15 km back and hunt russians in the killzone with drones.
>>524370904Use electric blanket
>>524370904It's temporary lad. Just think of all those dead russians to warm your cockles.
>>524371365I like the contrasts. Queensland gets dull.
>>524371727I don't mind dull I'm sick of my life being a absolute shitshowAll I wanted to do was have a comfy life breeding plaptitcows
>>524371777Fair enough. Here's to you!
>>524371841Thanks mate least I got trip wew
You need animal pelts. Deer, sheep, whatever, doesnt matter. Do what your ancestors did when it got cold. Make a fire and drape yourself in an animal skin.
>>524371161The heat is at the frontline.
>>524370904I'm very sorry to hear that anon. I hope the war ends soon.
>>524370933Russians bombed them again
>>524372103I heard a story that rabbis from Ukraine and Russia want to end this war in January
>>524371214Note that you must be wearing warm clothing for this otherwise you will just freeze yourself. Your body will produce heat which collects in the clothing as long as it's not too thin and then you will have a small oven of warmth around your body as long as you keep the clothes on. (Did humans lose hair because we gained the power to kill animals and take their fur for warmth? We're their hominids that hunted with tools that had hair all over their body which eventually evolved hominoids into hairless beings because we could get animal fur?)Science definitely doesn't back up that timeline but I feel like it has merit.
>>524371365Imagine having a retarded jungle minority that you have to worship daily - kiwis are world champion cucks.
>>524371965>>524372224See, this anon gets it! We're on the same wavelength so to speak.
>>524371161
>>524372249>KiwisDumb kekistantic coward nigger too pissy pussypoopeee to show it's real flag
>>524370904It's the next game changer
>>524371385That's a very cool story, anon. But my relative signed a contract voluntary, specifically to be in drone unit. Lots of nice promises, even longer training than average busified. Eventually they just sent him to trenches, where he got his leg blown off by common mortar and rest of the squad didn't even survive. So, yeah. I'm just not going. Sorry.
>>524370904I fucking hate it when I walk my dog first thing in the morning and its so cold u cant hold a phone in your hands. I sometimes think of you guys, and the russians just how shitty must be in the trenches in the winter..fuck this war, fuck wars.Dont u guys have dachas, country side houses? Just burn wood in the fireplace.Or you are just retarded and stayed in the communist blocks depending on "they/them" to heat your ass? You know that is retarded, and you deserved it for being so fucking stupid.How the fuck can you trust the state instead of your OWN PERSON. Expecially since we both know how the state is. YOU ARE A MORON.
>>524371385Is this what Nafo troons believe these days?
>>524372224We don’t have hair because we were in the process of returning to fishe. Humans are semi amphibious apes
>>524370904your body is a radiator. just wear some clothes to keep that heat around you
>>524372529>my relative signed a contract voluntary,he got what he deserved
>>524370904Just jump a bit, Taras, that'd help. You are not a filthy moskal, right?
>>524370904Were the cookies worth it, Serhei?
Nigga it's 4° and the sun is shining down. I miss when we actually got snow on Christmas.
>>524370904You voted for this
>>524373735Russia is losing. Cope more about it Ahmed.
