Bros?
>>526680635PINNING
>>526680635Nope.
I would wife her even if she fucked a thousand niggers and then forced me to clean her pussy off that tasty nigger semen
imagine spraying cum all over her buttcheeks
>>526680635I'm thinking we can leave that one to the jeets, honestly. Or if they don't want her, the blacks.
>>526680635Wonder how much money shes still got stashed away
>Sewer dweller phenotype
>>526680743You just know she'd be into freaky shit like that.
>>526680635tfw no crypto scamming chudette gf
>>526680635although modern science will claim it is impossible, nothing anyone can say will convince me one of her ancestors didn't fuck a literal mouse somewhere down the line
>>526680635Would
>>526680743>>526680791>>>/lgbt/
>>526680743just a typical euro saying whats on his mind 24/7and you faggots turn around and dare say anything about Americans, wild.
>>526680720THE WEASEL
>>526680635She look kinda hot here fr
>>526680635Good enough for a poke.
>>526680635Dibs
>>526680635Ooahh Noo not the mathweasel!
>>526680635She looks like her pussy reeks
>>526680635She looks like a retarded child
>>526680743flag checks out
>>526680809She needs a partner in crime
>>526680635Isn’t she a multi millionaire?
>>526680743
>>526680635she should audition for blacked
MATH WEASEL
Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over-amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seemed to harmonize with the droning hebrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra-powered penis a diving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eye he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" the Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach, and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick.
>>526680635ngl she looks like one of those deformed creatures in Jiujitsu Kaizen that's literally begging to be killed
>>526680791Imagine spreading her buttcheeks while she takes a fat dump on your chest
Someone post the pasta
>>526680635W O U L DOULD
>>526680743That’s why you’re The Raped man of Europe, after all
>>526680635Bullish for brooms and beanbags.
>>526680635WOOD
>>526680635She wants to be part of a harem. This can leveraged into a very useful thing if done correctly.
>>526680635>>526680743>>526680885>>526680951She looks like a girl I know who is your typical lefty tattoed woman who never shuts up about politics, yet somehow is able to get a boyfriend every few months without a problem
>>526680635>thread made 6 minutes ago>almost already 40 repliesHmmmmm? What is this?
>>526680635I can't save her
Honestly, exprison bitch with an IQ that high and drug problem that degenerate?Would.>DFCIT ONLY GETS BETTER IMAGINE HER SOAKED IN SWEAT AND RED BULL AND HIGH ON SHROOMS AND COKE
>>526681092Thirsty Nazis addicted to yenta booty
>>526680635
>>526680635She’s… trying
>>526680743The funniest shit is you faggots have abysmal standards and still can’t get pussy
>>526680635how much she worth?
ah fuck it why not
>>526680635Do an onlyfans retarded slut
>>526680635Jew pussy is good pussy, and she's rich. Slap some bit fake tits in her and she'd be fuckable.
>>526681199Fucking larp brigade has taken over this board. I seriously need to leave this place. Its not genuine at all. Its basically edgy contrarian /r9k/ losers
>>526681137a man must know his limits
>>526680635lel. What was this weirdo in prison for again other than being exactly Sam Bankman Fried's looksmatch?
Wankman Bankman
>>526681199That image cracks me up. Had me rolling.
Wasn’t there a pic of her dating app that stated that she had multiple STD’s? Fucking kek
Like Ellison, Ellison? That Ellison?
>>526680635who is this jewess?
>>526680635would
>>526681487Imagine how brown all the fingers typing those posts are as well (the ones that aren't bots anyway)
>>526680635Did she keep any of that money?
>>526680635i wanna pin the weasel, if you catch my drift
>>526680635I'd smash
>>526680635I mean she's still a better wife material than Erika Kirk
>>526680743mutts law.noones posting captcha too hard for the retards.
>>526681487You're here forever
>>526681092Fr, mods should pin this sexy little weasel.
>>526681742made for BEE BEE SEA
she snitched harder than Tekashi
>>526680635I can fix her bros.
>>526681004Can someone fix the>diving rodtypo?It's DIVINING ROD and it's always propagated incorrectly in this copypasta
>>526681215There it is. Stroll down memory lane.Thanks, Anon.
>>526680635Would. And I make no apologies for it!
>>526681742
>>526681800
>>526681981Why can't you do it
>>526681800No, the fuck she is not. They were having constant drug fuelled office orgies at FTX. Ugly, stinky, jewish freak pile ups.That fed bitch Erika Kirk has been descreet about the miles of cock she's likely taken in her life.
>>526680635why is she already out? they defrauded billions of dollars. kikes get away with everything.
>>526680635What if the weasel pins you?
>>526681004Stemcel, dirtiest sluts
>>526680743Why are Poles like this?
I'm pretty sure the female jew uses lust witchcraft.
>>526680743I never know if this is trolling or if the mothefucka is serious.
>>526680743average european male
>>526680635MATING PRESS
>>526680635all that money and she didn't fix her goblin face.
>>526681274Bout tree fiddie.
>>526680635holy shit, she's already out? time flies
>>526681004>300k salaryher total salary was over 20 million.
0/10, no mass or stamina
>>526682257"Sentenced to two years in prison; served 14 months"well no wonder
i'll be completely honest. even for 100MM, i wouldn't do it. I just couldn't.
>>526680635$20 mil for me to fuck her from behind$600mil to look at that face during, man just God awful.
>>526681942Are you a plastic surgeon?Or a fucking magician.
>>526680635It's finally my chance. Do you think she'll come back here? We miss you, YHWH loves you/anal.
>>526681215This gives me hope there could still be some fucking talent on this board.
>>526682266court painters are one of the most retarded "traditions" in this jewish country
>>526680635I can fix her
>>526682125>why is she already out?She cried and said she was sad!
Can one of you pin the weasel and report back
>>526680743>Jewish humour Why do Jews think being digesting is funny?
>>526682390no plastic surgeon is that good, anon
>>526680845She is genuinely attractive
>>526680635You guys think she has HPV?
>>526682337he's a veterinarian
Wild. There is never any accountability for women.
>>526682461She's thin. I guess that accounts for about 95% of what makes a cocktube attractive these days, given how many holes are surrounded by decades of cake and cookies.
>>526680635mfw she probably gets more offers than i do :( because i get 0
>>526682471probably a half dozen stains of it. usually people share food and drinks in prison. you are pretty much guaranteed to catch one in there.
>>526680635I would totally strawman proxy execute for her, she can't be an executive, but it says nothing about sitting on a board and choosing executives does it?.. that said I would totally dip my penis pen in her company vagina ink, if you know what I mean.
>>526680635I mean, im down for ugly little freaks like here long as she is hygienic, im a nasty swinger myself. It's that shes 1.) JewishAnd2.) Either an intelligence asset or marked for a drone strike by oneThat breaks the deal for me
>>526680743wast typing the 'tasty' word really necessary?
>>526680635All cats are black in the night.
>>526681274HSV 1 and 2
>>526682266
>>526680635Wouldn't
>>526682575If you're a female, be thin and nice.If you're a male, an hero.
>>526682571>cocktube Kek
WouldI love white women
Wait, for a moment I thought she was that policewoman that slept with her entire squad. Why do they all look the same
>>526680635Why am I cursed with extreme lust for jewesses and ugly giganerd bintsShe's both, so would unfortunately
>>526680743hwat
>>526680743>c>a kike in polandnot surprised
>>526680743kek
>>526682471>HPV?Hebrew pleasing vagina?
>>526682575this whore is the type to cry for a hero without the possibility of ever lookin anything like bonnie tyler
>>526680635can she use the internet? i used to talk to her on /biz/ and she thought i was cute.
>>526680743Why are they like this?
>>526680635somali weasel lookin bitch
used to be carolines favorite bizraeli.. so sad.. tragic really.
Is Sam's screw shrew seriously out after committing a multi billion dollar fraud?
>>526681079nearly doinked a chick that looks exactly like this>basically mounted me while we were hanging out >tearing off her own clothes while 'feinting' initiating the business>climbs off putting clothes back on>rolls over and away>leave pissed off>don't call her again>friend a month later asks why I stopped talking to hoeanon >whosaidIstopped??>yeah hoeanon said she wanted you to do her but you wouldn't go for it >explain what happened >tells me yeah idk she wanted you to make her >mfw
>>526682331>$20 mil for me to fuck her from behind>$600mil to look at that face during, man just God awful.the weasel doesn't pay you. you pay the weasel.she cost him over $10 billion. worst deal ever.
>>526680635>Crypto coin are good mmm'kay?
>>526683144must be the weather, rather dreary over there
>>526680743>flagsaaaaar
>>526680635>after geeting released from federal prisonDidn't she collaborate in one of the most serious frauds in recent history? how the fuck is she being released already?
>>526682058That's good
She's rich and she has sex. I don't understand why so many men care about face. With the lights off, all pussy is basically the same.
>>526681215Wow
>>526682368anon, the moment humanit was taken out of the secular world you saw the rise of jewish dominance.there's a reason why all traditional institutions have humans recording what goes on, in a traditional medium (or as close to it as possible)this is why AI is anathema to mankind, but you're an npc, so you fail to see
>>526683245alot of jew girls do that. idk why but i also never go for it because i think theyre trying to bait me for rape charges or maybe they have std.and then they get mad about it if you dont, but i'm just not going to play that game. not all of them, some are really comfy for sex, but i did notice some jewish girls really do the tearing the clothes off and feinting type shit and i always thought it was weirdand they lie and tell you their italian or german or polish etc but its clear they're jewish lol idk whats up with that i only like the comfy ones
>>526683512>with the lights off or with a facemask on, until you see those sagging aged chewed up nipples and realise she must be at least 45
>>526680743when Pope Francis came here, back in 2019, a delegation of polish youths came too and one of them looked like a carbon copy of Lee Harvey Oswald. I will asume you are a copy of the average murican pedophile, fat, greasy, with glasses and bald.
>>526680635Damn her hair looks good
>>526680635Wouldn’t
>>526680635RELEASE THE WEASEL TAPES!!!
>>526680743Quintessentially Polish
>>526682034For a second I thought your pic was a nigger in a khaki shirt
>>526680743Sounds like youre jewish
>>526683547>webmThat's usually the effect I have om women
>>526682058>Time to mourn my husband again dance
>>526680635I would do terrible dirty nasty things to this woman while we both loose our mind on amphetamines and attempt to decentralized currency.Find me if you can my sweet we'll rule the world together.
>>526683547it's a pin or be pinned world.
>>526680635You have to have a taste for ugly women.
>>526683559the libido of the jewish woman is BOUNDLESS and unmatched on this earth
>>526680635Weasel time
>>526683930equal only to their insanity..
>>526680635You niggers have no standards
>>526680743polacks are the new leafposters
>>526680635fun fact about jewesses: they love it in the butt like you wouldn't believea jew once told me:>I'll kill you, goy: I'll kill youfor having reminded him sobut he certainly didn't call me a liar
>>526683930the comfiest chillest sex i ever had was with a jewish girl the chemistry was great. she even told me "16 million" while watching a movie and i said "no babe, 6million" and she said that seemed low and asked alexa and alexa said "6mill" and she said "you're so smart anon" and we made love that night too.
>>526683547What is going on there?
>>526684211Very sweet.
>>526683446>saaaaar
>>526684254lipo scars
>>526680635unironically would. ugly chicks like that are depraved in bed>>526681004stem girls are whores looking for cock, who tongue my anus
>>526684041There are 3 kinds of men. We just happen to be Team Jeanette.
>>526680635Wife material. I want to make love to her.
>>526682646That’s what takes it across the line from regular cuck-posting into genuine homosexual territory.
>>526681004Bottom left or middle except she has no degree and makes sandwiches at the gas station where I buy lunch.
>>526684276 my experience with jews online vs offline is a totally different world.even recently as summer i met a cool jew bro and i even gave him flowers and called him babe lolhe was just too good for this world. and he gets mad girls cause he's wild & free.real gangsters give flowers.
>>526680635You know a bitch is chopped when news agencies need to report her single status in order for her to find someone.
>>526682368This. Pure jewish bullshit to giving starving lame artist a job
>>526680635Damn she looks like that now??
Love the idea, but this is just not doing it for me
well i miss caroline, if anyone sees her around let her know the algies are in the oven and she can hang out in my attic during the winter any time. she'll know what you mean.
>>526684489Kek. Some frogs can’t see the intricacies of comedy instead out themselves.
Onion genetics all around small childish frame, huge forehead, weak chin, big round cow eyes, thin curly brown hair. No tits, no ass just such a hideous creature.
>>526683904>"I showed you my weasel. Please respond. "
>>526680635her looksmatch would be literally gollum
>>526681004i love this goddamn pasta, i had forgotten bless you anon
>>526683555Witnessed.
>>526680743unironically why are you like this, seek help
>>526680635Look at how small her mouth is. Could you even fit in it?
>>526681004Blessed are the stemcels for they want analBlessed is the math weasel copypasta for it.has given us Wankman Bankman bag fortsBlessed is the old fag who members and archives
>>526680743Hitler was right about slavs.
>>526680635give her to clavicular
>>526681021
>>526680743>The average pro-EUSSR inbred faggot.
>>526681004Fuckable as-is, but she would clean up nice.
>>526680635Nerd girls like this are thirsty as fuck and will do all kinds of crazy shit in bed.
>>526685588Didn't you follow the story? She did multiple gangbangs with all the dudes living in the same home. She is a total slut.
>>526685172Would wait on line for left
>>526681981Surely it’s too late? This is the pasta. You can’t unmake the pasta.
>>526682502
>>526682058What in the fucking rey mysterio is this fucking world?Someone send me to where I’m meant to be, please. This place is retarded.
>>526681487You knew what you signed up for when you first postex here
>>526682058
>>526681742>The grippy must be insane 16 billion dollar grippyMath Weasel pussy, mang
>>526680635Does she have a huge stash of encrypted butt coin?
>>526681487Tell us about the good old days on 4chan gamgams.
>>526681215Daily reminder that the next nobel-deserving writers and literares are shitposting on /pol/ instead of making their races honor due to the current state of the pozzed world
>>526680635Caroline, I got lots of xrp and 100s of shit coins, is that good enough?
>>526681215Dayum dat text.
>>526680635She looks like Biden stole her Numbers
>>526685878>griefmania summerslam
>>526680635lmao
>>526683918>Get so Jew rich and degenerate>Only ugly yenta math weasels get you off>Shabbot shalom, my goys
>>526680743we need another partition
>>526684809there are no good jews
>>526680743Uuuh obviously a zigger falseflag or something
>>526681021Imagine killing yourself.
>>526680743> polish niggerfetish even extends to bisexual men
>>526685704she was unironically getting gang banged by niggers
>>526684254Keyhole surgery scars. She's had her ovaries removed.
>>526680743Hitler did nothing wrong in Poland.
>>526680635I don't want to bump this but also fuckit.
>>526684348Hadn’t occurred to me, bet you are right. The defined abs going down parallel do not fit with the rest of her torso.
>>526685699She shivered as Wankman Bankman slid into her ass, as she rode Mortimer Shekelbergs. Her hands reached out to the hardening cocks of her other roommatesBankman spoke>Tomorrow we funnel the DNC dark money through the exchange>Right, my little Math WeaselShe shivered as she came again, knowing in that moment she was needed,.wanted, necessary She felt truly pinned
>>526680635Is she the one who posted on her about wanting to get her chipmunk cheeks facefucked?
>>526680743Poland was a mistake. Sorry to all Slavic, we fucked up.t. Germanic
>>5266807434CHAN /POL/>4CHAN /POL/4CHAN /POL/>4CHAN /POL/
>>526681199You think Indians would do that? Lie on 4chan?
>>526680743G*d bless Poland and G*d bless NATO
Welcome to convicted felonhood, bitch.I hope she learned to become hard-right and got some of the leftard bullshit smacked out of her.
>>526680635I'll take her. I've got a kink for this kind of ugly
>>526682058She never loved Charlie
>>526685515>Hitler was right about slavs.>polakikes>slavsmeds
>>526687165That is because Charlie don't surf
>>526680743>poland
>>526683547>her when he has a criminal record, 4 baby mamas, a face tattoo, and no job.
She literally has herpes
>>526680635jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.
Her and SBF...the unfuckable, fucking the unfuckable. I would almost pay to watch. It would be like the 'tard Olympics.
>>526683387It's not exactly delightful over here either anon.
>>526680743>pooland
>>526680635Ugly kike
>>526687406Everyone over 28 does bruh
>>526680635No thanks.
>>526680743Kys
>>526680743Go away you jewish faggot.
>>526680635Idk who she is but I know that life finds a way
>>526680635Literal kike rat pheno>>526681936Eternal Jew what’s new?
>>526683245>while 'feinting' initiating the businessGotta get an interpreter up in here please. I don't speak..... this...
>>526686350to be fair, jessu is a jewess tooand she's obviously for rent
>>526680635christ that’s a repulsive creature
>>526683337Holy shit same thing has happened to me anon. She was Jewish. Tells me we gonna fuck, mid tip is anon and says never mind and fucking leaves. Some weird power move.
>>526687814Not true. cope.
>>526680635no thanks
Faces filled with joy and cheerWhat a magical time of yearHowdy Ho! It's Weasel Pinning DayPut your Viking helmet onSpread that mayonnaise on the lawnDon't you know it's Weasel Pinning Day?All the little girls and boysLove that wonderful crunching noiseYou'll know what this day's aboutWhen you stir a weasel's guts right upSo, come along and have a laughSnap her weasely spine in halfGrab your boots and stomp your cares awayHip hip hooray, it's Weasel Pinning DayPeople up and down the streetPinning weasels beneath the sheetsWhy we do it, who can say?But it's such a festive holidaySo let the pinning fun beginPush her weasely shit right inIt's tradition, that makes it okayHey everyone, it's Weasel PinningWe'll have some fun on Weasel PinningPut down your gun, it's Weasel Pinning DayHip Hip Hooray, it's Weasel Pinning DayWeasel Pinning Day
>>526682711nice
I WILL save her. What's her DOC number?
>>526680743>even if
>>526680743Change who you are fundamentally before you ever interact with someone again.
>>526680635She looks like one of those progeria kids but found a "cure" 3/4 into its progression.
>>526681215poetry, truly
>>526688379>So let the pinning fun begin>Push her weasely shit right in>It's tradition, that makes it okaySo let the pinning fun beginPull her weasely pants down and stick it inIt's Weasel pinning day again!
>>526680743Fucking hell dude.
https://youtu.be/BJd6zcLnuBs
>>526680635That mid girl I turned down looks really hot after seeing this picture of the crypto she-goblin. I need to carry picture of this ugly girl to remind myself that it could be worse.
>>526688379Being sexually revealed and defiled by the mass public goyim must be an illicit fetish for her. Imagine all those goyische kops with their limited horizons of barbecue on memorial day and reality tv getting their gormless hands on her divine yenta flesh.
>>526682266That guy was a bar tender or bouncer, not that little ogre juden
she should link up with clavicular so he can train her how to looksmax and become a 7 or 8
>>526680635She might be able to mew herself into a 7
>>526680635I'll do it. if it has no diseases and has a real vagina and womb, I'll do it.she looks like a girl Harry Potter so I'll have her wear the costume
>>526680635not even with a fucking bag over her head and being paidBLEH
>>526680635Doesn't she have Herpes Simplex 2? Weren't all thos needs passing it to each other during their need orgies?
>>526689275Do you mean like dress her up as Harry Potter? You want to fuck a little glasses boy in the ass?
>>526680743typical r*ssian.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QINco_FGGhQThis used to be Caroline.
>>526689576no, I want Harriet Potter - the girl version. she'll be in a girls hogwarts uniform but have the little round glasses.i'll tie her arms to the bed with a striped woolen scarf, and thwack her with my wand while making up spell names.any sane man would want the same
>>526680743This is why Poland is the cancer of Europe
>>526683144Lol why are we like this
>>526685837It's just AI, don't ever trust a video you see ever again
>>526680635>>526680743Niggers
>>526680743Putin please nuke Poland I'm begging you
>>526690135Kek that fag finally got an immortalized shit post.
>>526680743t.sanest poland male.
>>526681092/pol/ falls heads over heels over mousy women that they see as representing conservative western values.
>>526680743We literally ALL say this and believe this 100%
>>526684809They're always like and then they fuck you over, every time. That's literally their whole shtick. It's why Trump is so obsessed with them. Their favorite game is the trust game.
>>526680720SKINNING
>>526688379excellent and underrated
>>526689663
>>526680635someone ping Martin
>>526680743>t.
>>526690135Shitposting into the abyss to see what the abyss shitposts back.
>>526681215Kek was waiting for this one
>>526683547
>>526682034Wouldn't work with that jaw + mouth.
>>526680635how did she get out so early?she was far more than just slightly involved in all that. in fact she was arguably the most important part of the whole scam
>>526682034This was one of the failed iterations of the Burka, it was scrapped because it allowed them to talk
>>526683547fuckin googley eyed lookin fake tits holy shit
>>526681004>>526685501Methweasel not Mathweasel but otherwise an excellent and delicious copypasta.
>>526680635nigga im homeless hungry and borderline schizophrenic and i wouldn't even if she paid me
>>526691781Im in your tent walls
>>526680743Kek
>>526685951trvke
>>526680925this
>>526680635THE MATH WEASEL CRAVES THE PINNING
>>526681004Isn't that Liv Tyler there bottom left, an international movie star with a hefty bank account?
>>526691494ukrainians are white niggers
