I think Cletus actually got killed by a skinwalker in his last thread. I hope he is ok.
>>526987093Why didn't he just shoot it?
>>526987196Bullets unfortunately do not stop a skinwalker. I’m sure he tried to shoot it.
>>526987093>killedyou mean raped
>>526987842He could still be getting actively raped right now and needs our help
>>526988260I’m sure the cryptid doesn’t need help with the rape
>cleetus/driveway anon.What do you think he did first, shot it, or made a thread on 4chan.
>>526987093Can someone explain who this poster is, whether he's posted before, any info at all about what happened earlier tonight? Anybody have any historical threads made by this person?
That's a racoon.
>>526988260He never said where he lived, only if we ever went down his driveway he would kill us "yankees"
>Getting stalked by some super natural nigga>better take a photo and post it on 4channel
>>526988364But he might
Where the fuck is that light coming from?
>>526987093good thing he was able to type this post out for us before he died. rest in piece.
>>526988683>>526980638
>>526987093
>It's time anon>follow me
>>526988523This. > be me> being attacked by an unknown creature in the woods> Must take a pic, perfectly in focus, come on you got this> Okay, now write a multiparagraph essay to 4chan. > No spelling mistakes> Phew, attach image and post
>>526987093he typed this on his phone and did the captcha in the woods with big foot watching him?
>>526988523Nobody ever accused him of being smart
>>526988976Maybe he has a 4chan pass…LOL
>>526987093Is Cletus the guy with the mystery alien cylinder wuth dremel-carved runes that he drilled and supposedly got abducted then had to resurface to say he is alive and would explain later but never did?
>>526989054It was explained. He admitted it was fake and he was making the whole thing up.
>>526987093why would the monster not get itself some sunglasses? Seems silly to warn victims of its presence, with those bright eyes.
>>526987093>solve captcha and types all that
>>526987093Good riddance
He had time to type all that shit out?
>>526987093nigga found a Wendigo
Challenge it to single combat, it probably gives good exp and some nice magic items.
Cletus has survived ayyniggers multiple times, he'll be fine.
Redpill me on Werewolves / Dogmen.
>>526988953All he had to do was candleja
>>526987093He pulled this 'omg something's in the wood' a few years ago newfag, he also died in the hurricane like a bitch.
>>526989053*had
>>526987093He died in last year's storm too. Basically the same text
>>526987093dumbahh bitch
I was in that “APPALACHIAN WINTER STORM FERN UPDATE” thread live, refreshing constantly. Everyone called it bait, but those pics got worse: moccasins in snow, iced hands, that last one—IMG_3989.jpg—perfect footprints into the woods, trees leaning in. Final post: something following him he couldn’t see, .380 ready, flashlight dying.Thread still bumping when it dropped. I live 40 mins from the geotag. Couldn’t take it—grabbed GoPro, AR, drove out at 12AM. Snow pounding, foot+ already, roads empty.Found his driveway: pickup tracks spun out. House dark, door cracked. Inside frozen: HVAC dead, jerky bag, .380 untouched in drawer. Moccasins gone. Torn gel hand-warmer packet on floor, gel streaked like dropped in panic.Footprints out back fresh—deep moccasin ridges, snow still falling into them. Went 200 yards, got shallower, then stopped. No struggle, no blood. Perfect snow around.Twenty feet past: bare feet prints coming toward his—long, narrow, toes wrong. Walked right to his last print… then continued same direction, now moccasin pattern. Fresh.Followed half mile through drifts to clearing: fresh scorched circle, half-started fire, logs dragged. Center: same torn gel packet, still soft. Trees around carved fresh—tall thin stick figures, long arms, all facing in.Killed GoPro, bolted. Driving back, heard crunching off treeline keeping pace. Got home—passenger seat wet. Melted snow barefoot print. Doors locked, no window open.Cletus didn’t freeze. Something took his skin mid-stride and kept walking. Still in those moccasins. Still out there tonight.Southern Appalachia anons: stay inside. Don’t check tree line. Don’t follow footprints that stop for no reason.It knows we said “nothing ever happens.”
>>526989132That doesnt explain anything we didn't already know.
>>526988523I don't understand anti humor
>>526987093Plot twist, OP is cletus
>>526989524They dogs but also the men
>>526987093Im 'fraid not. Cletus is not dead...no...far from it. You might even say....He's finally living. *rips off my shirt and poses menacingly towards you with wolverine style claws.*
>>526990017Shut up asshole..your ruining it
>>526989529Dumb newfag, candlejack only gets you after you say his na
>>526987093If this isn't a larp but I enjoy /out/ and /x/ so I'll play along.He must of whistled while outside, you always hum, never whistle.
Fuck you niggers for saying Cletus is dead. If anything, hes the one out there giving gaywalkers a hard time
>>526990026No wonder silver is skyrocketing in price. The creatures of the knight are reading to make a move.
>>526990349This. I know Cletus. That was probably a Yankee skin walker. It's going to be getting tanned in Cletus's garage tomorrow.
>>526987093AI generated drivel
>>526988938What the fuck is that thing seriously?
>>526989524>>526989420WendigosSkinwalkers Dogmen Are different things, just Indians know to not fuck with or talk about these things.
>>526987093Appalachian man, if you're still alive, please post an update. Preferably a picture of that dead monster with a nice big bullet through its head. I hope you made it safely to your family's house and are currently having a meal with them and about to go to sleep, or you went back to your house and got some rest. I don't know what kind of life you've had or what kind of life you wanted but I hope you kept a steady head tonight and are still alive.If you really met your end tonight I'll write a solemn tribute to your brave life. May God bless and protect your soul and may your memory endure.I will never meet any monsters in the woods but if I ever see anything terrifying when I'm alone I'll remember you and stand my ground, breathe slowly and not give into fear and run like a fucking rocket right at whatever creepy things pop up in forests with glowing eyes, until every scary thing gets so small that it's insignificant and crushed beneath my hands or burnt away.
>>526990816Why can’t you even talk about them?If we type about them is that the same as talking about them?I really don’t want to encounter one of these things.
Anyone want to go look for him?Ill make the few hours driving
>>526988938>pick up that canOn a side note, who the fuck goes into the woods at night without taking a big ass rifle?
>>526987093sheeet
>>526990893speak of the devil and he shall appear
>>526987093Oh boy! I can't wait for a YouTuber to make a video about this!
>>526987842>rapedYou mean got laid
>>526991187Kek
Can someone link to the original thread?
>>526987093I wouldn't worry about it.
>>526991260>>>526980638
>>526987093Nice of the monster to finish the captcha and post that for him.
>>526991333That’s a creepy ass photo
Wendigussy
>>526987538>>526987196Skin walkers are Indian priests. You need to throw a bottle of whiskey near them and make a break for it when they're distracted.
He had time to reddit space huh
>>526991344Just read it. Wish I knew what happened.
>>526991530I'm not going to speculate on anything but I am going to pray once again tonight for every lost person to find their way and for all cryptic monsters to meet their fucking end
>>526987093Doesn't Cletus always post under the stars and bars flag?
>>526988938>>526990794Covert ops technology. Just like UFO are turning out to be advanced craft. Then again, with all the gene editing we're hearing about cryptid-like being might be around someday, intentionally or due to assets escaping a lab.
>>526988938Patrick star?
>>526991333
>>526987093Did he post his gazebo? The real Cletus has a gazebo.
>>526987093>Be me>Forest Hobo>Brr its cold >Like the cold however, gives me time to walk without being noticed>See light in the distance>Oh shit, someone's in trouble? >Peek out from the trees because I am shy>Guy starts screaming and shooting at me>I instinctively arch my spines and rush at him trying to get him to calm down>He only gets madder and screaming more>More people will come>I break his neck >Shit, people will find the body. >I take the body with me back to my cave>I leave his shoes because they are ugly as fuck>Hang him up with the other humans on the body hooksMan. It's hard living in the woods fellow Human posters.
>>526991626Hes definitely made threads here before. For a few years. He always brags about being a country boy. I always thought he had a house though, the thread makes kit come off as if hes living in his truck.
>>526991778He lost that in the floods of Hurricane Helene
>>526991496>Indian priestsWhat if you just gave it a smallpox blanket?
>>526987093>>526989420
This is how it went down
>>526987093Those eyes are not red or glowing, they're reflecting light like they would on any nocturnal animal
>>526991856He told me he would post it tonight but I guess someone finally came down the driveway of fate.
>>526991864That doesn't work and would take too long if it did. You need to chuck a bottle of any 80 proof spirit or higher and run for it.
>>526989217They feed on the fear asshole. It salts the meat, did you not watch the IT movie?
>>526990965>who the fuck goes into the woods at night without taking a big ass rifle?Someone who fucks around and is probably quick to find out cool and interesting things.
>>526989981>.380 He wanted to die and you won't be able to convince me otherwise.
>>526987093Anon people in real life danger generally do not post long texts on forums, and when they do they generally do not write the way a panicking woman would talk.This is like that scene in Monty Python where they find a message written by a dying man that ends with "aaarrrgh"
>>526988519BasedAlso I think it's safe to assume that wasn't a yankee lurking in his woods otherwise it'd be a very different thread right now
>>526988260He's pregnant now
>>526987093>skinwalker mimics human it's stalking>pretends it's posting on 4chan>gets depressed and kills itself
>>526990148kek
>>526988364You're a buddy fucker, well not actually
OP is cletus trying to get a few more (you)s.
>>526988736Pieces*
>>526991795What if he just snapped because he hadn't been sleeping or was living an isolated life? I know sometimes people go through these ego things where they they live out a nightmare but in reality and what if he really documented something in his subconscious that became real, or had an encounter with some unexpected entity? Say you have not slept for a few days or maybe a few weeks of bad sleep and rather than preparing for life like a normal person (getting food/groceries or going to work or whatever) you isolate like this guy did and when he did that it created a vacuum of sorts that revealed something at the end of his life ? Oh God, please be with that man. How horrible. I wish he had stayed home or with his family if he really died afraid tonight. Why even have a gun if he wasn't going to kill whatever the fuck that thing was if that monster was real? Why didn't he just stay home or wait til daylight or get help rather than going into the woods with no plan? What was he trying to do???
>>526990002>>526990002I don't get that picture at all.
KEK
>>526991909He showed pictures of it toppled over after Helene, maybe he recovered it, I'm not chronically on here so I could've easily missed a few chapters
>>526992030Fuck your facts and logic. You'll never be a real American like Cletus
>>526987093>demon is approaching you>oh no>i am so afraid>what do I do>have a phone with internet connection>take a photo of the demon>go on 4chan.org/pol/>open a thread>write in all caps about the demon and how afraid you are>mention that it's actually moving closer>say you need help but don't give your contact information>press submit>yep this should be enough to save me
>>526992145Ffs woman, post tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>526992237Cletus posting is done by a guy having a few laughs and couple people running an impression of him so its hard to keep up on the lore. I was making fun of his driveway on I think friday and he said he'd post his gazebo during the storm but I never got to look for the thread because I was busy plowing snow.
>>526987093S T R A I G H TILVER
I can recall this stupid faggot Cletus dying at minimum 10 times in the past 5 years.Didn’t his fatass get ran over by a truck after trying to shoot through someone’s window with his little .380? I remember an entire news article about it and a video.
>>526992451Best thread on /pol/ with all the other horse shit being shilled.
>>526991432>Nice of the monster to finish the captcha and post that for him.Oh shit! I think I know what got him!
>>526991451Lol, is it? I live in this, I take night walks pretty much daily. There's not much to be scared of in southern woods, black bears will run away before you know they're there, panthers/cougars would be scary if they weren't so rare, wolves basically don't exist here and coyotes are pack hunting little bitches that you could fend off with a swift kick to a face, beyond that we have raccoons and opossums roaming around at night
>>526992030I'd do it and if my spelling wasn't impeccable I simply wouldn't post.webm relatedme saving some children in a disaster
https://x.com/ifimhome/status/1780105905356313054?s=46Here is the original Cletusposter being killed a few years ago. This new guy is an impersonator. “Cletus” used to actually go by “DrivewayAnon” This video I’ve posted is how drivewayanon died.
>>526992997So Cleatus is posting as a G-g-g-ghost!
>>526991467DEFAGOOOOOOOO
>>526990816They're actually way different >wendigoEvil spirit that wants to eat you. You can become one if you eat human flesh. More of a northern thing, where harsh winters could have forced otherwise good people/tribesmen into cannibalism out of hunger.>skinwalkerNavajo shaman who basically sold himself to whatever passes for the devil in their mythology, in return for shapeshifting powers. Note that good, experienced shamans can also shapeshift, but this is a shortcut to power type thing where taking the shortcut is what condemns the soul to evil. Can only shapeshift into something by wearing its pelt. Not really sure what their game is other than running around, robbing graves, and causing general sickness and suffering to anyone around them.>dogmen/goatmenI never read much into them but when you read a creepy pasta where the impostor talks weird and repeats things, these guys are probably the culprit. The skinwalker is basically an empowered human, it wouldnt need to relearn to talk and act like one.Then there's the modern interpretation of the "skinwalker" which people have taken to calling as crawlers or fleshgaits or what have you which are entirely an /x/ invention. Although to be fair, ive met people IRL that have experienced some of the symptoms reported around them like "things going completely silent combined with a foul smell and eerie feeling" innawoods so there's probably something to the stories.>>526990893Supposedly being aware of them at all gives these types of beings power. And then talking about them in the open draws their attention to you but I doubt you would have much to fear if youre in the middle of a city or several states away. But if you're near Navajo country you should probably stfu about them.
>>526990816>>526993269 hereIm retarded I misread your post, I thought you were saying they were the same things.
>>526993147either that or he has 9 lives because there was an entire memorial thread dedicated to him after his fatass got run over by that nigger
>>526988953Dont forget the gay ass captcha shit, that will half the time make you wait 30 seconds. That is a pretty patient cryptis to wait that long, before raping the cameraman.
>>526992145Reminds me of Slender the Arrival. The whole tone of thishttps://youtu.be/gmgdCcDqyGo?si=0l_6rr6YAVRS3Zc0
>>526992725Cletus is a supernatural entity
Whens the Cletus iceberg coming out
>>526993656Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfsbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright
>>526989981i thought moccasins were a snake?
>>526992997How do you know its cletus
>>526993930Also a kind of shoe, yankee
Did anyone see it in the picture before hand?PS Cletus, I hope you killed that abomination. If not damn sorry bro.
>>526993971i thought yankee meant US? i'm US.
>>526994054It means Northerner tooMocassins are kind of a hick thingNo offense, but are you 12?
>>526988938>aw he's smiling!
>>526987093RIP Cletus. He was a family man who left behind 5 cousins and daughters
>>526991496>saar do not redeem the whiskey benchod bastard!Would be terrified to hear that while alone innawoods at night
>>526991751they're always watching
>>526994583What kind of Indians are we talking about?
>>526988938>aw he's smiling!>>526992360you forgot>type in post>Get Gaptcha>Which dice is not like the others>Find 2 stars with 5 spikes>Find the squares in the shape of a fish>It's seems you mispelled the captcha>29>28>27
>>526988488He was a south Appalachian anon well known around these parts. His power was cut out during the worst blizzzard our state has ever seen in our life time. Anyways his power went out and had to walk 10 miles to his cousins he might not have made it
>>526994098I'm from florida. I'm 32. Are you 12?
I went camping in Native country once. I had a tour guide to show me and some family member's around their historical landmarks. One of my family member's mentioned "do you think we'll see a skinwalker ahaha." The tour guide stopped and stared straight into his soul and told him not to think or mention anything about a skinwalker in the most serious tone, unless he wants to invite trouble. Dude even gave us a charm for free just in case. Who knows how real it is but still creepy nonetheless.
>>526994980I said no offense
>>526995338my cousin use to run into the Daniel Boon Nat forrest a few hours before sunset and get lost in the dark.....He has seen and ran from some pretty wild things. You got to think....Our underground cavern system is larger than Afghans
>>526995338What kind of charm was it?
>>526995456
>>526987093Every West Virginia man knows about "Redeyes" which is what they call it. And "Redeyes hunting" is a common pastime. Of course you hope to never find it. There just didn't used to be 800 TV channels and video games. Just the mountains hollers and Redeyes...
>>526993269Locals simply call it "Redeyes". It makes crazy calls in the night too. You usually can't see it, only hear its call from far away.
>>526992997Likely not him. Never any proofs and that city is hours and hours from the areas he mentioned and not even in appalachia. Pretty sure he lives near Asheville on the opposite side of the state from there.
>>526987093>omg help>12 pages of text later>ahhhh no im dead nowShits like a datapad or audio log in a video game lol
>>526992166it's past your bedtime zoomzoom
>>526988938My niggas, wtf is that thing seriously?
>>526995456It was some beads made of wood.
>>526987093Skin walkers are fake as fuck. Why didn't the Natives use these abilities to kill the European colonists you RETARDS!
>>526990965>Pick up that canFucking hell lmao.Thanks anon
>>526996321>>526990794it's a tall gnome smoking a cigarette.he appears to be wearing goggles which is typical for a glider pilot gnome (see middle sketch for reference). yet he has a pointy white hat, indicating hes a member of the ku klux klan.
>>526988938Jack in the Box guy.
>>526996321I don't know. I really don't want to speculate but I'm really really tempted to speculate based on personal experience... I'm sure if there some actual proof or any more information it'll be clear what that picture is. It'll probably always be a blurry picture in a buried thread with nothing further unless we get an update someday with further evidence of Op's location, any traces of his existence, any traces of the cryptid's existence. Who knows if it was AI, a larp, or if it really happened? I'd be willing to speculate that it's possible that it happened based on the fact I know everyone experiences reality in a different way (the difference of a perspective of a tree frog vs an owl for instance). It makes me sad wondering what happened to OP. Why he had to post this stuff on a political board I'll never know unless it was a statement about how people's larps tend to become reality, like how some people larp that they're leaders until they become leaders and it turns out they're shit leaders and their country goes to hell. Maybe OP was tired of larping as an Appalachian man and chose a fate with some weird glowy-eyed forest thing and we will never truly know what happened to him. He did ask everyone to pray for him and he told us his last wishes. I'll never forget him. But still, he should have posted his thread on /x/ or picked up a Bible or just stayed home at night or something instead of getting merked by a forest thing.
>>526996491Wtf ur right
>Zoomie attempt at creepypastaMeh. Creepypastas are dead, the generational shift killed them. Also, this belongs on /x/ unless you want to discuss the skinwalker's tax policy or something.
>>526996491karamja hits different at 1am
>>526987093that is a federal agent
>>526996752>taxesI think humans are the real monsters.
hello faggts the skinwalker here I ate Cleetus but he had nigger aids and im now going to die. Found this place on his phone.
>>526996752do (((skinwalkers))) commit usury?
>>526996752I guess technically cryptids could be considered federal assets, if they existed, which would mean that their activities would be taxable under federal law. This is some black mirror shit though. You wouldn't want to incentivize this kind of thing as normal unless you just do not want to live a peaceful life
>>526996959where do cryptids usually shitpost?
>>526991333This is me going to take a piss at night at summer cottage
>>526997037endchan
>>526997037ylilauta
>>526996491Wrong continent. There ain't no whimsical gnomes out in those woods.
>>526996752Listen, we know its not politics, but the same 500 shit tier garbage ICE shooting threads are boring as fuck. Jannies arent doing their jobs. These floors are dirty as hell! And im not going to take it anymore!
>>526997179they can teleport to any continent they want via fairy rings as long as they have completed fairytale quest parts one and two.
>>526997037
>>526997179lmao. we do have pretty fucked up fairy tale creatures too, though.
>>526997308yeah, the penis tip stealing goblins are pretty scary.
>>526987093Cryptids in Europe>whimsical and often positive teaching kids respect and discipline>educational tales teaching moral lessons>tales featuring tea drinking gnomes>Elves protecting honorable Hunters >Werewolves guiding lost children homemeanwhile amerikike demons>literal jew made nightmare
>>526990965Do you have that meme
>>526991994Based
>>526988523>>526988736>>526988938He took the photoBut it made the post
>>526987093This was the last picture he posted. Goosebumps.
>>526987093cletus is fine
>>526995338playing up the drama. like making a kid believe fairy tales
>>526995338Indians are very serious about skinwalker stuff. They are also extremely superstitious people and notorious alcoholics
>>526997758i'm cum.
>>526997613I live that meme
>>526997308Yeah, but there's usually some moral lesson or taboo you shouldn't breach or something. The only lesson ours teach is more like "there are terrible things out there and they will kill you. Pray to whatever god you believe in that you never encounter one."
>>526988953>Shit>forgot to hit Next>Get Captcha (26)>Fuck>Okay sliding the thing...>"wait before doing this again">god damn it >okay postan >connection error>FUCK>Captcha Expir-ACK
>>526997941You mean native Americans? Dumbass...
>>526987093>oh shit a monster is staring right at me better take a pic and post a thread on 4chan real quick
>>526998290No, native Americans were called indians before Hindustan became india and hinfus became indians.
>>526998290I call the dot heads jeets.But sure, Native Americans, Fiirst Nations, Star Children, Quinoppanoquedahanoshahonnic or whatever the fuck you like to be called.
>>526987093kids have no school so they are starting dumb /x/ threads with Ai generated images trying to make new creepypastas.
>>526998438Noo noo! We have to have the same slide threads about Ice from bot posters 24/7
>>526989349kek
>>526990349kek he wants to be raped but the willing can't be raped, doesn't he know that?
>>526988938>pull down my pants>maintain eye contact>announce "I'm horny and ready to fuck">slowly walk towards it waddling with my pants down through the snow fully erect
>>526998419I call them the HeyaHoyans myself
based appalachian anon bringing oldschool creepy greentexts back
People have said the branches are AI but they look normal and in the same quality as his other picsGodspeed Cletus, should have buckled down before the storm you dipshit
Best thread on /pol/ in weeks. Keep the spooks coming.
>>526999219It's le spooky pic and probably fake as fuck but still tonnes better than all the ragebait faggotry
>>526997257So in the appalachian foothills of virginia there's a place called fairy stone state park know for these mineral formations of staurolite. They can be found in a few other places in the carolinas and georgia as well. Anyway, the colonial folklore goes that when the fairys were told the story of christ and of the brutality of the crucifixion by some travler from distant lands, in some versions on of their kin, that they wept at the tragedy of the tale and where their tears fell to the ground they crystallized into crosses and became the fairy stones.
Guys it's me, Cletus. I'm fine. The entity was approached and asked politely for one of my Marlboro Reds.
>>526999699Yup exactly, also check um
>>526988953Yeah but I WANT to believe
>>526999769>>526999999 and >>527000000 just a couple hundred posts away.
>>526999769googer.
>>526999894poopie nigger
>>526999884Spooks tung my anus
>>52698998110/10. E for effort. Thx for your contributions. :)
>>527000002Damn i missed it, but >>526999999 BASED AS FUUUUCK.
>>526989420>>526991889I'd fuck a wendigo
>>526987093i dont believe a single thing in the woods would be prepared for a 100,000 lumen LED flashlight strobing it thirty 5.56 greentips seconds later.
>>527000571>no silver bullets for werewolves >ngmi
>>526987093>this isn't a jokebut it is a joke>I can't do thiswomanspeak
>>526994980>middle aged FL man using the Brit definition of yankee, referring to citizens of the whole USA, rather than the Southern US definition of yankee, referring to people from the north. You're lying, bruv.
>>526997717>He took the photo>But it made the postLikely
>>526989053I know the big foot pays for 4chan pass, but what about cleetus?
it's weird how all cryptids have the ability to turn modern cell phones into potato-cameras
i wished i was a burger, to go wendigo hunting with the frens
>>526991137jej
Hey bro can you just stay right there for like 2 seconds while I go to 4chan and type this long ass post about how fucking terrified i am right now because you're moving closer and closer... shit these captchas are fucking annoying it ate my image, hold on one sec
>>526993147Ghosts still believe they're alive, and they're continuing to do exactly what they would do if they didn't die.
>>526987093>OMG THIS SCARY THINGS IS GOING TO KILL ME>I CANT TO ANYTHING>lets wait 300 seconds to create a Thread on monkey fetish forumkek
>>526987093i find it hard to believe he was able to post that in time considered the bullshit star part of the captcha
>>526991027You fakkn drugger
>cletus>rapelearn to recognize pajeet threads. learn to stop giving (You)s, which end up as rupees, to the wrong posters. jews pay pajeets to spam this board en masse with the same agendas that you're still associating with only jews. since 2023 you are much more likely to see jew noise posted by a pajeet. there are a hundred times as many pajeets as there are jews. if you want any part of the internet to survive, you must detect, reject and redeem pajeets everywhere you find them
EVERY PAJEET SAYS≈≈≈>$45T stolen by britain ≈ abrahamic/desert/yahweh ≈ according to [AI chat product] ≈ actually jews are cool ≈ age of consent ≈ AI singularity/waifu ≈ aryan ≈ booba/sexo/would ≈ built for bbc ≈ can't breed ≈ capitalism ≈ caucasian ≈ ceo doctor technology ≈ chang seething ≈ cherry picking ≈ chess/cricket/spelling ≈ christcucks ≈ cletus ≈ consent is a western concept ≈ daily reminder ≈ divorce/divorce rape ≈ eglin afb is behind it ≈ elon/vance/vivek ≈ epstein files more important ≈ eugenics ≈ faustian spirit ≈ feminism/foids/simping ≈ fentanyl ≈ full sapport for israel ≈ good morning ≈ haplogroup ≈ [height/penis/testosterone concern] ≈ household income ≈ human capital ≈ i can pass for xyz ≈ [incel noises] ≈ indo-[whatever] ≈ [iq insecurity] ≈ jesus was jewish ≈ jidf is behind it ≈ left/right/voting matters ≈ meritocracy ≈ mom/sister on onlyfans ≈ कुछ भी महत्वपूर्ण नहीं है ≈ nordic ≈ npnw ≈ obsessed/rent-free ≈ october 7 ≈ [other ethnicity] is guilty of [pajeet thing] ≈ outcompete ≈ paganism is your real heritage ≈ rape ≈ [redditor noises] ≈ [report snitch squeal] ≈ reverse colonization/conquest ≈ saar ≈ send bobs/vagene ≈ slave morality ≈ slop ≈ state mandated [entitlement] ≈ stem skill issue ≈ stolen land ≈ stop [cars/dogs/guns/meat/etc] ≈ thanks for the rupees jidf ≈ that's a paki ≈ timmy/timmies ≈ trvth nvke ≈ voted for it ≈ we have nukes ≈ where should i move ≈ whiter than you ≈ why are white women like white people like this ≈ wiggers ≈ yamnaya ≈ you need us ≈ you will be extinct ≈ you won't do shit ≈ you worship xyz ≈ zindabad ≈ zutt
pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent
>>526992030>le heckin monty pythonnigger, people come on cuckch to pretend to be retarded. Its basically the opposite of you going on yiddit and pretending to be smart.
>WHAT IS A PAJEET?the best way to define pajeet is>descended from south asian subcontinental ancestry.political distinctions on maps or signified by flags are false and irrelevant. everything south of the himalayas that isn't gooky-chinky is pajeet. pakistan, india, bangladesh, sri lanka are all pajeet territory. enough of nepal and bhutan are jeeted that they may as well qualify too.all of these pajeets could stay where they belong and call themselves what they like, and nobody would disagree because nobody cares. however, because they profusely shit up the internet, and they mass migrate to shit up everyone else's homelands, they're all pajeets now. all counted together as the same thing, on the same visiting team as far as the human world is concerned.hindu, muslim, sikh, atheist, etc; male, female, gendersexual, old, young, etc; deformed, odorless, fair & lovely, dark & deep, etc... forget all of it. none of that diversity matters once they exit designated land to race with the globalist rats. now their entire overcrowded neighborhood at the bottom of asia is known as one source of one type of trespasser: the pajeet.>ONLY A PAJEET DISPUTES THIS DEFINITION
>>526994760qeq
>>526987093>PLZ SOMEONE CALL SOMEONE I CAN'T DO THIS*proceeds to fill out a captcha*
the majority of pajeets on /pol/ try to hide the fact that they're pajeets. in addition to "leaving that part out" they will proactively, persistently misrepresent their true form. pajeets are all about assuming other people's roles, from today's outsourcing and replacement migration all the way back to thuggee bandits lying to travelers about who they were. pajeets are devoid of their own identity, making them the ideal globalized goyim. they don't want a home where they belong. all that means to them is "compete in squalor." much better to go somewhere nicer, built by other people, and do their jobs for less pay and live slum-barracks life in their suburbs. pajeets don't want to be home. they also don't want to be pajeets. jews know exactly how to play their insecurities and dopey ambitions like the innocent rube fresh off the bus from the cornfield. this is their new golem to replace the ones that don't love them anymore
