Having children is the biggest scam imaginable, anons. > be me, 30>have "the dream" setup 4090, 4k OLED, ergonomic chair that cost more than my first car >used to spend Saturdays doing nothing but raids and drinking Monster >wife says "it's time, anon" >fast forward to now 3 AM standing in the hallway holding a screaming potato> haven't turned on my PC in three weeks> look at the power button >it’s covered in a thin layer of dust> think back to the days of 12-hour sessions with the boys >now my "sessions" consist of identifying which specific shade of yellow this diaper is >try to sneak away for 20 minutes of a single-player RPG >load screen finishes >"WAAAAAAH" baby has radar for whenever I pick up a controller> mfw my Steam library is now just a $5,000 museum of things I used to love >mfw I realized I traded my K/D ratio for a "World’s Okayest Dad" mug it’s over, bros don’t forget to save while you still can
I have 6 biological children from donating sperm privately. I am 5'5" btw
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>>527628822>I am 5'5" btwnobody would use your subhuman sperm
>>527628890They have and even more want it
>>527628776Hopefully this is satire but if it isn’t, it’s a great microcosm of what the gooner brain really is these days; a completely socially atomized consumer zomboid who is so addicted to goyslop they reject the most fundamental, prosocial act in human history to consume even more.
>>527628822checked and kekdi'm 6'3 and have 2manlets apparently will rule. thanks, jews.
Having children is immoral. You are creating a sentient human being that is going to go through mental anguish and suffering and eventually death. For every human u bring into the world is a human having to live under this shitty jewish system and slave away to make jews rich. Just say no. There is no "muh genetic lineage" bc ur genes get diluted with every generation and plus u cant control weather one of ur offspring mixes with a subhuman. Don't kid yourself you are not leaving any sort of legacy by having kids, no one cares about ur genes ur pathetic and ur ego is too big. Enjoy ur life and ur freedom by staying child free
>>527628776Yikes bro. From that shit description they really need to fire you and find a non jeet. I'm for sure having kids now after this terrible demoralization.
>>527628998shut up retard
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>>527628998You'll never be a woman.
>>527629051i wanna make ai videos of her sucking me off so bad, bros. i will do it with a greta bot before i die. screencap me
>>527628822Now I know it’s fake, women would rather take dog semen then Man let semen
>>527629030cope harder, no rebuttal of course. You can't morally justify making a human go through pain that this life brings
>>527628998what he said
>>527628968If it makes you feel better I haven't met any of the kids (as was agreed upon beforehand + no child support etc.)
>>527628968obsession with the heights of other men is by far the gayest trend of the last 10 years, especially if we assume tall guys are getting more pussy so why care what short guys are doing anyway?
>>527629125you exist, so just kys if it's so painful, tranny
>>527628776>would rather have imaginary K/D points than an ancestor and child descendent who loves you and cares for you when you're oldFucking loser
>>527628776>having a baby is getting in the way of my ability to be a consoomer manchildkys
>>527628998Retarded kike kys
>>527629162single dad, youngest hasnt met her mom>>527629166checked. yeah sure i was just making a pop culture reference. dont be mad because you're short bro.
>>527628881>NOOOOO FUUUUUUCK!>NOT THIS AGAIN!>YOU WHORE
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>>527629231>>5276292122 retards. What's the point of living if i can't enjoy life the way i want to.
>>527629388its over, sell that computer and manchild stuff and buy something for your kid.
>>527628776I have a 15-month-old, work 8 hours a day, and still have 3-4 hours a day to game, which is all a grown man should really be doing anyway
>>527628776kek wait until they get old enough to realize they are a slave and you have to explain to them that they are a slave.
You are a shitty dad and husband.Grow up faggot
>>527628776>>"WAAAAAAH" baby has radar for whenever I pick up a controllerIt'll get better in a year. Just stop being so selfish retard. Children are the future.
>>527628776>Terminally online manchild is unable to find the joy in parenthood and bond with his child. >Isn't nostalgic for childhood when he was carefree and innocent. Instead he fantasizes about sedimentary screen time.MANY SUCH CASES!!
>>527628776> be me, 34>have "the budget" setup 2060, 4k for remote work, ergonomic chair that I got for free from work>used to spend Saturdays doing nothing but raids and drinking Monster>wife wakes me up with a blowjob and makes bacon and eggs>fast forward to now 3 AM sneaking a quickie in the guest bedroom> haven't turned on my PC in three weeks> look at the power button>it’s covered in a thin layer of dust> my wife cleans it for me while I slap her ass> think back to the days of 12-hour sessions with the boys >now my "sessions" consist of mario kart with the kiddo while fingering my wife under the blanket and the kid spins in circles playing luigi> try to sneak away to fill up my wife for the third time that day>"WAAAAAAH" baby has radar for whenever I'm about to bust> mfw my balls now have over 9000ml of pressurized cum> mfw she'll swallow it all while the kid is distracted by Blippi> mfw schooling my kid in the arcade and it being socially acceptable to day drink and eat pizza and play arcade games with a sidekick that thinks everything is hilarious
>>527628881>how I feel every time I get born
>>527628776You get like 20k back in your tax returns, I get $700. Quit whining you bitch ass nigger.
There is nothing kike shills hate more than white people having babies. You will never see more desperate inorganic posting anywhere else. Hence this thread.
>>527628776Holy smokes. Look at that vein. Her body is producing so much blood just to feed those things. Like a walking milk machine.
>>527629369Kek
>>527628776So just play your Vidya. She'll fuck Chad and divorce you. Problem solved.
>>527628776almost did but luckily I dodged the bullet, it's better that way I won't have any burden when everything collapses, this sad world is a big pile of useless shit
>>527628776>playing video games is more important and satisfying than having a childLmfao maybe if you are raising the child of another manAlso fuck off faggot kike OP
>>527628776You are a certified ultra retard and you kid/s deserve better. "Muh KD" Holly fuck you are retarded. I'd say kill yourself but I don't want your kids to have a shit life. Do better you whiney bitch faggot.
>>527629248you're the kike you fucking slimethe only time anyone should have children is if they fight for a world worth living in, with a future that transcends "life" on this disgusting rockyou blowing your load in a sad whore and having kids is just giving up and producing more slaves to suffer under the yoke of the principalities that ruthless terrorize every living being on this earth
>>527629388If you’d rather waste your life consooming, send your wife to me so I can put more babies in her (as long as she’s white)
>>527629491>still have 3-4 hours a day to gameSo basically you get home, eat and then hide in your mancave for the rest of the night, without spending any time with your kids or wife? Is this right?
>>527628822Same but I have 3 from my wife and 8 from donating sperm
>>527629586>Just stop being so selfish retard. Children are the future.How are children "the future"? Who's future? You don't even educate your own children, you just immediately surrender them as wards to the state, who viciously brainwash them in K-12 torture pits on how to adjust to the miserable "life" of a golem slave.
>>527628776Fucking pathetic excuse of a man you are jesus fucking Christ.
>>527628776post horns, kike.
Imagine being such a fag you can't game and be a father and husband at the same time.Fucking casual. Get good.
>>527628776Somebody has to breed and raise the next generation of goyim cattle. Most normies will happily step up to the plate and wage their life away for a chance to reproduce. I'm just glad that's not me.
>>527629051>fucking crocs Over the rails she goes
OP is baiting. His only hope at sex is to pay gays to fuck his ass.
>>527628776>playing gay vidya is better than growing up and having a family Hello KIKE.
>>527628776That's wild, because I'm 34 with 3 kids (3,2,1) and couldn't imagine my life without them and my wife, and I used to be cripplingly addicted to video games as well. If you genuinely value cheevos over your own progeny's life, just lmao. This is a demo thread anyways
Having kids is so monumentally retarded and is only surpassed by incels' longing to have a family.The "have a family" meme is literally pushed by fat middle aged boomers who are such losers that they seriously think completing the most basic evolutionary task is an "accomplishment". The funny thing is most of them have kids because they were too stupid to pull out. Yeah, your kids were accidents, quit acting like they were "miracles".Having kids is so insanely retarded it makes sense why low-IQ people are the main child producers. Yeah, lemme just sentence myself to 3 consecutive years of sleepless nights followed by another 5 of making sure little timmy doesn't accidentally kill himself followed by 5 more years of literally never having a moment to yourself - all while your wife is getting fatter. Your life revolves around making sure you and her don't fight - which entails endless cleaning in your spare time and not being able to sit back and do whatever the fuck you want because you'll be scared the wife will bitch at you. All just so you can have a miniature version of yourself that might turn into a lefty drug addict who obsesses over niggers? Lmao yeah, have fun with that. 20% of Gen Z between 18-24 identify as LGBT by the way.Tonight, I will do /whateverthefuckIwant/. What will you be doing? Sitting on the couch watching TV in peace IF YOURE LUCKY? Lmaooo yeah, hope it was worth it bro. What's funny is if this post was made on a Friday/Saturday night you'd literally have "parents" seething at me. Their weekends are spent in front of a fucking computer on 4chan instead of with their family hahahahaha so when they say "wahh I'll be with my family" Nah nigga, you'll be on fucking 4chan because the only peace you get is when you lock yourself in the back room to quarantine yourself from them
>>527628822I know youre lying because I tried to do this and was rejected specificly for being 5'7" you LITERALLY cannot donate sperm if you are under 6 foot,no this is not an incel conspiracy theory, this is ACTUALLY true.>>527629286>a pop culture referenceI didnt get the reference either.
>>527628776Whaaaaaa whittle goy can't pway video games anymore. WHAAAAAAAA.Man up pussy, try being a dad instead of a brain rotted subhuman. >>527628998Incel detected. Opinion ignored.
>continuing the human species is a scamOk
>>527628776just get a nanny
>>527630816You sound lonely man. I'll pray for you.
>>527628776>> be me, 30Same here >>have "the dream" setup 4090, 4k OLED, ergonomic chair that cost more than my first car >used to spend Saturdays doing nothing but raids and drinking Monster I drink coffee and water and play Rust and Tarkov with my wife. >>wife says "it's time, anon" I was excited to have a kid with my wonderful wife >>fast forward to now 3 AM standing in the hallway holding a screaming potatoI have an 18 month old, I work and my wife is stay at home. She took care of the baby so I could sleep for work AND she breastfed so it was her job overnight. >> haven't turned on my PC in three weeksCuck. I play games with my wife almost every night after we put our kid to bed. >> look at the power button >>it’s covered in a thin layer of dust>> think back to the days of 12-hour sessions with the boys You're an emotional bitch >now my "sessions" consist of identifying which specific shade of yellow this diaper is Diaper changing is not difficult. I've always helped my wife and it's literally 2 to 3 minutes top. >>try to sneak away for 20 minutes of a single-player RPG >>load screen finishes Addict>>"WAAAAAAH" baby has radar for whenever I pick up a controllerMaybe you shouldn't have vaccinated your kid so hard. My kid is slow rolling the vaccines and they're the best most calm and well balanced kid you'll ever meet. >> mfw my Steam library is now just a $5,000 museum of things I used to love Again, cuck. My wife and I play almost every night together >>mfw I realized I traded my K/D ratio for a "World’s Okayest Dad" mugYeah you're a shit dad. I love my kid. I would do anything for them, even give up gaming and all my other hobbies if it were necessary, because my kid is amazing and I'm a great dad who loves his kid and his wife. You're a total faggot and you absolutely shouldn't have reproduced.
>>527630657>tfw you'll never fuck greta wearing nothing but her crocs from behind while she bends over the rail of a boat headed to palestine to free them from the jewswhy even live
>>527630900Do you know what the word "privately" means? I don't do it through an agency
>>527628776Gay retard. It sucks at the beginning but that's what your fucking wife is for. Your job is it teach them cool shit like math and science and racism when they get older.
>>527630816You can be a sperm donor and avoid all that and not be a genetic dead end. Well I mean you can't cause you are genetically defective, but others can.
>>527631002>3 kids and a wife>smashing the refresh button a 4chan thread instead of spending time with them0% chance I would trade places with you
>>527628776>and drinking MonsterThe energy drink diet is real. These guys get grey hair in their 20s.
>>527628776I used to play games holding my baby in my lap. but they only needed a mouse, like EU4 and From the Depths. Shit was fun as hell. I took the overnight shift from 11pm to 6am so my wife could sleep, then I slept in the next day. I used to look forward to my shift because no wife telling me to stop playing games and come to bed
>>527631214Yeah, I've got another hour at work before I go home and I use it to shitpost while getting paid $100/hr. You mad?>0% chance I would trade with youIf I was married to a man you probably would lolStill praying for you by the way just a bit of joking I don't actually believe you're a faggot just kind of a sad guy.
I play mortal kombat II with my 16 year old son and I consistently beat the shit out of him through over 300 fights. he won one round because he asked me to play with johnnie cage. later he challenges me to play fortnite in a 1v1 map and gives up after I kill him 50 times straight (despite his gay attempt to build shit to protect himself, how zesty is that, am I right?) now he begs me to play duos with him because we rarely lose a match. (in zero build mode)>mfw
>>527631196Imagine how delusional you have to be to essentially be an ant on this planet - and not only that but a "4chan regular" - and think the world is better off with more of you in it hahaha jfc get a grip dude
>>527631088You did not find 6 different random women who needed sperm who wanted yours. Im sorry, thats literally the most bullshit thing I have ever heard in my life by far. This is beyond "my dad works at X" or "i have a girlfriend but she goes to a different college".
>>527628890You literally have pictures of girls on your computer (gay).
>>527628776the hormones don't work for some. you can see in this thread there are plenty of people who are more basic than you, less hedonistic too, who are fully controlled by those hormones. sorry the chemicals didn't make it easy 4 U
Kids seem cool but how do people tolerate spending time with a woman
>>527631305>literally
>>527631349Think whatever you want, I will continue having more white bio kids that I don't need to be involved with while you assume it's impossible. I've posted about it in the past with pics
>>527631458That's exactly how I see you :)I hope life gets better for you soon, anon
>>527628776sit that kid down in your lap while you playteach your son racial slurs
>>527631334I'm trying to hit 1k kids and create a new race.
Video gamesWhy are you all such faggots about video games and anime?Couldn’t you just play sports, get an education, practice good hygiene, maybe do some military service?Or is all of that just “jewish stuff?”
>>527631528>no uLol the quintessential 4channer
>>527628998Tell that to your y-DNA. My y-DNA has been unmutated for the past 36,000 years and I'm not going to be the guy that ends that. My grandpas brother had one son and he had two sons, both who haven't had kids and likely never will. Then my own brother isn't having kids, while I have two sons and want to have more (after I divorce my bitch wife in ten years after the kids grow up). I am the grand patriarch of my line and it feels great. So few people are having kids that the kids of today will be like exotic animals to the AI cyborgs
>>527628776I want to reproduce with those tatas
>>527629388You were meant to figure out the answer to that before becoming responsible for another life
>>527628890Jokes you retard. He's likely getting paid for it. Even more if he has a degree.
>>527631762lol no they wont
>>527628776This will be a nostalgic time when she trades you in and leaves you a poor pay pig Anon, while telling everyone irl and online that you're a terrible person in between cashing your checks. Enjoy what you still have left while you still can, plenty of time to suffer later.
>>527631463I am blonde and blue eyed. If this is real, how do I do it?
>>527628776>>527629388>anon just says what everyone is scared of and reason why no one wants kids>ganged up by a bunch of childless nearing 40 year oldsi also have 4 kids and post all day on /pol/
>>527628776well women want nothing to do with me and don't reply to my social media messages so wow that's really something you go little tiger!
>>527628776your first mistake was having a wife to begin with. Idk how you managed to spend all day on saturdays gaming with the boys without her leaving you, most women want to go out and do random shit all weekend, every weekend. I don't even want a girlfriend ever again at this point, fucking annoying as hell.
>>527628776Grow up
>>527628822Not true, sperm banks would reject you
>be OP>be faggot>cry about the miracle of parenthood and the rewards of duty and biological bonds of love>miss being a degen coomer gamer fuckboi>wife tolerates this shit as she needs the extra help when the children are young>fast forward 4 years, the kids in daycare or school and OP is a lazy useless bum or a shit kicking worker>wife is bored.>wife fucks chad thundercock>OP copes by watching more and more degen porn>OP cuts off his cock in a fit of anger wife finds him and calls ambulance, leaves him for chad thundercock and his 30 thieves>OP votes democrat and protests for 10 years>OP finally 41 percents xirself>Kid see's all this as a lesson what not to do, and hails him daily, not OP, HIM, you know who...>OP gravestone is a cheap marker no one visits and deadnames him.>this is the life you choose bitch.
>>527632356There are apps and Facebook groups for it
>>527628776Kek, what a faggot.I have all that and my DNA won't go extinct when I die You're a fucking loser, probably a child raping jew as well lol
>>527628881>TFW reincarnation is real and you are born over and over again into the same world that is controlled by power hungry jewish satanic pedophiles that eat children and blackmail everyone else for total control for ALL ETERNITY
>>527628776I make a very good living but have none because I dont want to deal with modern women. That's really it.
>>527628776You're an ascetic now. Time to speedrun spiritual fulfillment because you're not going to find it anywhere else now.
>>527628890She is infinitely more beautiful than OP ai pic
not going to reproduce, no fucking way
>>527632678there is nothing wrong with being a single gameri dont see any women knocking down my door to receive my seed
honestly the jews are probably right. if you fall for this dumbass childfree propaganda im glad you didnt reproduce. run these threads 24/7 so these retard losers dont accidentally think about having kids.
>>527628998At Nietzsche said, happiness and unhappiness are twins, they either grow up together or stay small together.What you label as undue suffering speaks more to your own fears of risk rather than desire for anything good.
>>527628776Imagine caring about women in 2026 lmao. Being a volcel is where it's at. I can enjoy my hobbies (astrophotography) without any nagging whores around to give me a headache. I encourage all men to become volcels and forego your "need" for a woman. Think about it, you won't have to suffer through paying for dates/cosmetics, buying meaningless trinkets as gifts, the constant mood swings, etc. Never ever fall into the modern scam that is dating/marriage.
>>527628776TL DRFUCK YOULOSER
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>>527635308thank god the leafs arent reproducing
>>527635313>just get baby trapped and pay child support until you are witheredno, the women never stick around
>>527628881>>527633224sounds like hell and i believe it is. nothing has proved to me otherwise that this place is not hell. maybe your existence isn't hell, but mine is. the greatest trick the devil ever played is convincing me that i wasn't already in hell. thank god i haven't brought another slave into hell realm.
>>527630704Weird projection but what can you expect from a demonic people that would make an Indian blush
If as a man you don't impregnate a woman you are a biological failure.
I play games with my daughter now that she’s old enough to get them.Have a newborn boy as well and will do the same when he’s a bit bigger.It is time consuming but honestly not that bad.I honestly just made the decision that I wanted more free time in general with my family and for myself, so I changed my job to something where I’m working maybe 20-30h a week at the most.Also I have a youtube channel where I play games which is the bulk of my gaming time now, not to mention I at least make money from it so I can feel somewhat productive.
>>527635850Big thing I’ll say for people who seem to never have “enough time” like wtf are you doing all day? Most of these people spend like hours daily just sitting on their phone and apparently have no time to do anything else.
>>527631033>has kids>posting on 4chEither lying or your kid is on the "take away" list at social services. Freak.
>>527628776Grow up, bro. Time to buck up and be a man. Play games or whatever after your responsibilities are done for the day
>>527628776Stfu kike shill
>>527628776If you describe your child as a screaming potato, you don't deserve the blessing of raising children. I know this is probably bait, but if not I feel sorry for that child. They are innocent and deserve all the love and guidance we can give them.
>>527628890just lie, what are they gonna do, ask you to take your shoes off to measure you?
>>527628998this, but unironically, you just rebirth inmates into the prison>>527630962>Man up pussyman up for who? you are a slave lmao>>527635285>nietzchekekthere is no lasting happiness, meaning or good here bud, keep chasing that carrot tho
>>527635786> He has not seen women in their 30sNo thanks man
>>527628776Not having kids so you can game more is obviously retarded, but having kids is also the point at which you kind of stop self-actualizing as a person. Other paths like career changes or entrepreneurship become just shy of impossible, as does being able to more freely move around and experience different parts of life that having kids usually precludes you from. Don't have kids because some idiot on 4chan.com tells you it's your genetic destiny, have them because you've always wanted them and couldn't imagine life without them. Because there are plenty of other valid and frankly, more interesting paths to take. Don't be childless just you can be a more prolific consumer.
>>527636812>Because there are plenty of other valid and frankly, more interesting paths to take.like what?
>>527631033checked on the 33 dub. this guy is cool. op, you are a faggot. fuck you
>>527636812I dont mind kids in of itself, I just dont want to deal with hags. Women here all want to have their children after being utterly run through. To me that is a humiliation ritual, hence I simply dont have any. Marrying a run through whore is embarrassing in my eyes.
>>527635993calm down and watch some more ttv goy. children are not for you
>>527631033Based.
>>527636662Why the FUCK would you even consider them? No, I dont care if youre 50. Find a 22-27 year old.
>>527637385I am 33. It is not super easy to meet younger women. Especially not within a country with a collapsing demography.
>>527636662Date a women who doesn't have a college education in her young 20s
>>527628776You sound like an effeminate, consoomerist faggot and I hope your kid kills you when he grows up. Absolute faggot.
>>527637471>its hard waaashut up bitch
>>527637066Like anything. I had a coworker who went through a brutal divorce, went back to get a PhD and is now living in the Virgin Islands doing research (and ironically is now expecting a child of his own).The paths are endless. But too many here are too terminally online to see that.
>>527628998In response, I’m going to impregnate my wife for the 5th time. Your move, faggot.
>>527637236Take it from an adult: the past doesn't matter as long as she's fucking your brains out every night.If that's not the case, then you just bounce on to the next one. Don't give a woman that kind of power over your brain.
>>527629286>single dad, youngest hasnt met her momhow has a girl not met her mom. What kind of arrangement did you have? She pops out a couple babies for you and goes about her business? How did she conceive?
>>527637523It's more effeminate to experience a rapid hormonal transformation when your mini me pops out, and get mad when others don't validate your lived experience
>>527628776you’re right on all points except one thing. having a kid is totally worth the gaming trade offsource dad of a 11 month old
>>527628998
>>527628776no White man with White children feels this way. you are either a larping kike or a subhuman. being a father is the greatest experience life has to offer. and I still play fucktons of vidya, infact my kid has been learning over the past few months and playing co-op has been a blast
$5000 steam library.Casual
>>527628776yes, be like me, single and alone at 39 and haunted every minute of everyday by my unborn children and a wife or two i never married
>>527637539Well, look at the stats, only like 10% of couples have an age difference of 10 years or more.>>527637611It does matter to me and hence I am rather single. Preferably cope in this way than to do so in the whore way. I dont like Western women but it doesnt matter to me enough to go to other countries either. Frankly I am not too uncomfortable where I am at.
>>527628776Go forth and procreate. It's the best thing I've ever done.Don't listen to this satan worshipping kike.
