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Is working a 9-5 that bad?

https://nypost.com/2026/02/05/us-news/olive-garden-cook-commits-suicide-in-most-gruesome-way-in-kitchen-cops/
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>>527835639
a kitchen full of knives and this guy picks boiling oil to khs?
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>>527835639
Imagine the smell
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>>527835812
Something like pork rinds I would assume.
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>>527835639
holy fuck what was his train of thought even and any word from his co-workers? nobody stopped him?
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>>527835762
It was his final beacon. Luckily, no one listens.
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>>527835639
He was caught keistering bread sticks.
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>>527835639
That would take some conviction. I applaud this truly epic act.
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>>527835639
>would you like to have fries with that sir, heh-heh-heh heheh-heh
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>>527835639
Damn
At least go to your own apartment or house or whatever if you’re going to do that. No need to traumatize other wagies
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There's goes my garlic bread sticks
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>>527835639
>Nigger took drugs to get through his day pretending to be white
>chimps out and kills himself in the most gruesome way possible
Many such cases. They want to go back to the jungle where they can eat each other in peace.
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>>527835639
What a fucking retard. As dumb as that retard who set himself on fire a few years back
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>>527835639
Allowing all customers to have unlimited soups and breadsticks was a mistake.
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>>527835639
>Is working a 9-5 that bad?
Yes I call it the wagecuck hellscape. I’m always polite to the wagies for this reason.
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>>527836001
Sounds like someone tried to help as there was another burn victim. Could have just been him flailing though.
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This makes me want to boil slowly alive in a giant cauldron full of water while I'm tied up
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>>527836089
don’t cut your microdick on that edge…
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>>527836146
insane i bet he was blackpilled from the esptein shit
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>>527836079
wagies deserve worse
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>>527836079
Well, the thing with people who commit suicide is that they absolutely and completely don't give a fuck anymore, about anything whatsoever, so there's that. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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williamsport pa is kinda a downtrodden place I don't blame him
TONS of cool hiking nearby though
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Waggie got tired of the caggie, decided to fry like crazy.
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Low impulse control
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>>527835762
>stripped naked first
Drugs, most likely
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>>527836092
I disagree. Once you start immolating yourself it is no long under your control. This absolute legend had to have held his head under via pure iron will. Truly incredible to think about. I think Olive garden should memorialize this legend with a deep fired onion sale on the anniversary ever year.
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>>527836200
cry harder faggot nigger
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>>527836200
good one nigger
ni
gg
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>>527836225
I’m often suicidal. The lack of a guaranteed and painless method is why I’m still here. I would do it with barbiturates or opiates but don’t know where to get them. I don’t want to be in excruciating physical pain.
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>>527835639
He is cooked :skull:
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You've got to be pretty retarded to dunk your head into a deep fryer.
First your hair probably melts away.
Then your skin begins to pop like pork rinds.
Eyeballs pop like fucking mozza sticks.
Takes 5 full minutes under this torture to even be near killing the brain.

This dude should have just drank cleaning products.
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>>527836514
i guess when you don't care you don't care and do it
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>>527835639
>The restaurant shut down for several days in the wake of the incident but has since reopened.
You'd think they'd mention if they changed the fryer oil or not but they seem to have left that out.
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>>527835639
Imagine the 65-year-old white women complaining to the Olive Garden manager about slow service while paramedics cart out the deep-fried wagie.
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>>527836464
The Japanese suicide book recommends hanging as the best method. I would tweak that and go with the ol' accidental choke and stroke death. I mean you have already brought immeasurable shame to your family, why not go all in?
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>>527835639
literally me
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Insanely badass way to go.
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>>527836582
ive never not cared that much though
pistol or rope yeah of course like everyday
but fryer? nope
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>>527835639
FUCK!
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DESU if he's black he probably just thought "some of da skin just come off and I smell like fries for weeks".

Yes some people are that dumb.
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>>527836582
But if this dude has operated a fryer he knows it would be nothing but extreme pain and not quick?
Fucking truly psycho shit.
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>>527836346
I hope he insta passed out.
I have heard of some fucked up shit, but this is really fucked up too.
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>>527836203
>Be Trump
>McDonald's photo op was a great success, decide to do one at Olive Garden.
>Free breadsticks, how's that for cost of living!
>Working with Child maxxer making fries.
>One of my voters! True patriot!
>Worker remarks "Where are the files Donald?"
>Bruise hand shoving that left wing Russian bot deep into the fryer.
>He falls backward, meat falling off his face.
>On his last breath he gurgles "You're in them aren't you?"
>Sticks a Vote Trump pin into his throat to silence this dangerous disinformation.
>Secret service makes it look like a suicide.
I believe it.
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>>527836720
>The Japanese suicide book recommends hanging as the best method. I would tweak that and go with the ol' accidental choke and stroke death. I mean you have already brought immeasurable shame to your family, why not go all in?


Unless you’re doing a drop hanging which nobody does it can take a while to die from a partial suspension hanging and it hurts.
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>>527835639
These are the people that want $15/hr. They deliberately cook their head in your food.
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>>527836346
That's fucking metal

I wonder what put him over the edge so adamantly to leave his head in boiling oil
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>>527835639
the manager is going to get an email from corporate that they can't afford to change the oil out KEK
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Let our bro cook
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>>527837019
>Child
>Chud
Autocorrect may have gotten that one right.
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>>527835639
Honestly I get that
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>>527835639
depends, if all your coworkers a smelly turd worlders then, yes. working 9-5 would be god awful.
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>>527837058
ealry mid morning working, you are exhausted and you see your days slip by. You have little to no outside life and its a miserable circle you cant escape.
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>>527835762
You think they will replace the fryer or just drain and clean it then serve people essence of human rinds?
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imagine being a wagie in some tiny town of 20k people
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Telling me not one fucker pulled their phone out? Ive seen a lot of rekt videos, but this one would have be the most original one ive seen in some time, everyone other one follows the same beat. Call be morbidly curious. Perhaps security camera footage will leak
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i bet his coworkers had to finish the shift
i bet the corporate office doesn’t do anything
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>>527835639
That's fuckin metal
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>>527836204
Nah, the jewish oligarchs that created this disgusting and meaningless materialist society deserve worse.
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>>527837411
>sorry for the delay can you move up to the bext window/park in spot one one of our coworkers just fried his brain literally
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>>527837384
It's extremely likely it's on camera. Maybe someone will do the needful.
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>>527837523
it’s not a drive thru you fucking retard it’s an olive garden
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>>527835639
Held on to his bitcoin too long eh?
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>>527835639
You dont work 9-5 in that industry, you work shit hours and weekends, the range is like 4am to 2am depending if they serve breakfast or not, how late the grill stays open, and so on. No one ever works a consistent schedule and probably rarely get consecutive days off either
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>>527837616
>Works at Olive Garden
>Has Bitcoin
Doubt.
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>>527837058
Burning oil is way less of a torture than working 9 - 5 in a kitchen with other retards
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>>527836653
Riiiiiight because it's elderly White women making all the national news for violent attacks on fast food workers and customers. GFY.
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>>527835639
>head first into deep fryer
Holy fucking shit. How fucking mad do you have to be at existence to deliberately do that?
Dude had the balls to end it all on his terms and he chose to make sure no one will forget it.
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The leafs on /pol/ are scum
>>527837019
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>>527835639
> What's your reaction to this article?
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>>527837825
>The leafs on /pol/ are scum
Worse, jeets
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>>527837825
Over there buddy. >>527837528
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>>527835639
Happened near my home town. He was on some drug. Some people are saying PCP, but I don't know do toxicology has been done.
The guy who pulled him out said he kept diving in like it was a kiddie pool. Maybe thought it was water. Probably not an intentional suicide.
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>>527836011
Most would be too weak of mind to resist the signal, and some wouldn't even want to anyway. Cull the herd!
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>>527837355
Replacing the unit is out of the question, the real question is how old is the oil? This affects whether I change the oil now or wait a few days

t. cook
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>>527836146
Two people tried to stop him at least. A coworker and a customer.
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>>527837975
At least he probably didn't feel it then.
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>>527835639
Great. Discount on Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks!
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>>527836011
Final bacon LOL good one
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>>527835639
why does an alleged Italian restaurant need a deep fryer?
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>>527836986
>hope he insta passed out
He did not.
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>>527837355
It's already out in the lot. They're getting rid of it.
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>>527835639
>Is working a 9-5 that bad?
I thought about swerving into a semi truck this morning, so yes.
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>>527836266
Everyone in central PA knows to avoid Williamsport. I went to the Buffalo Wild Wings there one time with coworkers. We heard gunshots in the air the second we left the car, still in the parking lot. Wings were ok though.

Williamsport is like the nigger/drug capital of PA. It's worse even than Altoona or Harrisburg. It's PA's Detroit.
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>>527835639
kek. lmao.
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>>527838029
That's nice to know. Still not quite at China levels of not giving a fuck. Hopefully they aren't fucked up too badly from it.
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>>527836135
Here we work 4am to 7pm. 9-5 seems like a dream but Blackrock won't pay a 9-5 chattel slave my same net pay.
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>>527838179
Only certain parts of Philly are worse than Williamsport.
>t. PA Anon
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Yes
That is why everyone will be made NEET when I am King.
Now I have to finish making my 4chvd website.
Why is my handledelete function bugging out my ondelete function after deleting 3 logs? I think I fucked it big time cause I didn't have a backend API for deleting more than one log at a time and just wanted to see if it I could trick the frontend into doing backend work and now I've gone and fucked it
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>>527835639
Laughing at this is so wrong on so many levels yet...
I thought about a name for a Death Metal band.
"The Ol' Boiling Roister"
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>>527835639
well, if it wasnt already, that olive garden is definitely haunted now.
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not as stylish as the kid that beheadded himself with a chainsaw but still deserves some points
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>>527836464
the only reason i wont do it is because i dont want to upset my parents
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>>527835639
Ugh are they gonna use the same oil for the fries?
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>>527838179
It is not worse than Harrisburg I'm my experience. Williamsport has some nice areas, but in the 90s they shipped a lot of "at risk inner city youths" from Philly into town so there are some real shit areas too.
I guess the idea was they'd remove these kids from the gang life without realizing they were shipping the gangs in. Or they were just purposefully shipping gangs in.
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>>527835639
How fucking miserable do you have to be to choose to go out like that?
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>>527837766
He Forever carved his image onto his pajeets empoyees. Its Done.
A Frodo-tier farewell.
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>>527838535
Is part of the charm now
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>>527837975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL_JSRHoW0E
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>>527835639
Sounds like bullshit. Deep friers take a long time to actually do anything. you’d have to hold your head under the oil for at least 20-30 seconds and I don’t see that being possible for anybody. Especially not with bystanders who could have intervened. You could even just pull the lever on the bottom of the frier and empty it on the floor in seconds.
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>>527838179
>Altroona
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>>527835639
Eyes open, too.
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>>527838280
Most people evacuated at the sign of smoke I guess. Maybe someone pulled the alarm, not sure.
>>527838687
Here you go:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WU8LQOmHrQ0&pp=ygUXd2lsbGlhbXNwb3J0IGlzIG15IGNpdHk%3D
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>>527838535
nope, the oil will be used for meat products only

source : reformed cook
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>>527838687
Shame about the sunroof on that bug.
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>>527836346
He wasn’t immolating himself though. He was pushing his head into a relatively shallow liquid. He has to hold it there to burn and it takes a long time to actually do it. His face would have been evaporating for a good minute or two before any melting and burning began. So I think the story is bullshit. Nobody can hold themselves under hot oil that long.
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>>527836346
the sheer will and dedication.
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>>527836514
It would be a bit quicker than that assuming his airway got some of that heat. It would pretty quickly swell shut and he would suffocate. Most likely what killed him. Still, even 2-4 minutes of that kind of pain would feel like a lifetime. But I’m curious how long he actually was able to keep his head under and to what degree it was immersed in the oil. Freaky stuff
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>>527836965
There’s no way you could physically hold your head under the oil for as long as it would take to kill you.
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>>527835639
Sizzle on Olive wagie. Sizzle on. Blisters for all you misters and sisters.
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>>527836514
he was most definitely on drugs
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>>527838388
Fuck I was super baked on vyvanse and thought I was doing 1337 coding
Can I even fix this or is the bug stuck in there forever?
That's another thing I will do as King is make weed, vyvanse and steroids legal Kingdom-Wide as part of the THREMBO Clause: There is no reason performance enhancing drugs should not be made legal so even NEETs can be prodvctive
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>>527835639
but did they serve his head as a dish
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>>527835639
How is it physically possible or believable that someone held their own head into burning oil? You would need a way to force your head in, because your body will not allow you to burn yourself. Sounds like someone held his head in there or something. There is a reason why people use a rope or pills or a gun because they are usually quick and painless
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>>527838869
There's a world of drugs out there that make the situation plausible.
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>>527835639
Yeah I've worked enough shitty fryer jobs to joke about doing this on several occasions, but actually dunking your head in 350 degree oil is a truly stupid way to kill oneself.
>>527838711
>dump boiling oil all over the restaurant floor
Sounds like a good way to get even more people killed or severely injured
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dude has pure iron will and hatred. I don't even hate jews enough to shove my face into oil
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>>527837975
Ok that’s the scenario that was in my head if it was real. He kept going back and died from the overall shock. Not from cooking himself to death. He would have had burns for sure. Drugged up demon possession can do that. It’s a repeated thing.
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>>527836011
>It was his final beacon
I am finally bacon
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>>527838869
You have nigger tier reading comprehension.
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>>527836464
>I would do it with barbiturates or opiates
Easier said than done. Check out the LD50 on those.
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>>527835639
Don't do meth, kids
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>>527839173
Sounds more like sherm
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>>527839070
The oil rapidly cools down and kitchen floors are usually designed to withstand the heat. It happens by accident all the time, it’s just a big inconvenience and might result in some burned feet if you just stood there. But it would stop the idiot from dunking his head into there.
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Waging in the Jewsa is the ultimate humiliation ritual
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>>527837355
No different than what they are cooking. Fetus grown lab meat.
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>>527835639
Wish there was a video, that sounds fucking metal
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BACONS ARE LITE, GONDOR CALLS FOR FRIED BREAD
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>>527835639

Welp Olive Garden will not be spared when hell breaks open. Taco bell still projected franchise war winner, long as they bring back the choco taco and xxl steak stuffed burrito..
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>>527839152
You’re a moron if you think things “immolate” in deep friers. They boil in the oil you dumbass.
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>>527835639
Maybe if more mindbroken wagies gave themselves Mortal Kombat-Tier deaths the system would rethink itself....
jk they don't give a shit.
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>>527837058
The article says he stripped naked before doing it, so imma say drugs were involved. Also, it was a suicide "attempt", so apparently the poor bastard is still alive with bubbled up 3rd degree oil burns instead of a face..
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>>527835639
Being a chef anywhere, literally anywhere but especially a busy restaurant, is the culprit here. That's not a 9-5, it's more like 1pm-midnight and 50+ hours a week dealing with a ridiculous amount of stress and bullshit over a job that isn't paid very well. You have to work with drug addicts and criminals and you have new coworkers every week because people just stop showing up when they have to do actual work. This is exactly why I stopped being a chef myself, it is a terrible profession and will destroy your faith in humanity.
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>>527835639
The cook was quoted before slam dunking his head into the fryer... "If one more person orders coconut shrimp I'm going to Epstein myself!"
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Sounds like the Olive Mafia got to him...
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>>527836075
maybe he was trying to get worker's constipation
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>>527839089
Yah. I think the police are labeling it a suicide so they have a compassionate reason not to release his name, to save the family some societal strife.
But really, after all this. Fuck it, I'd move. Wouldn't be able to stand living near that event.
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>>527837975
Yeah shit like that is why I'm glad I don't work in restaurants anymore. Jobs with so many lethal dangers shouldn't be so underpaid only desperate druggies will do them.
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wow, americans really do deep fry everything
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Ehhhh I'm fryin 'ere
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>>527835639
yeah but what about the women who had to WATCH it?
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>>527837019
cringe TDSer
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>>527836464
If you kill yourself, they win.
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>>527839329
>Also, it was a suicide "attempt", so apparently the poor bastard is still alive with bubbled up 3rd degree oil burns instead of a face..
No, he died a day later or some such.
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>>527837950
Over there buddy. https://reddit.com
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>>527835639
Why didn't he shoot the district manager?
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>>527835639
The story doesn’t mention the gruesome details, so can someone be imaginative and describe what the person felt and what he would have looked like? In my mind I’m just picturing him like a fried chicken drumstick with the rest of his body appearing normal.
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>>527839015
It was Ed Gein saying "Hello!"
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>>527839012
Kek how old are you? You’ll see
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>>527839423
Olive Garden actually doesn't use it much. Deep fryer is mainly for spaghetti.
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>>527835639
Dude olive oil grease sounds disgusting
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>>527838179
there's a really great restaurant in williamsport called "john ryan brewery" and I highly recommend it, but they are open limited hours, I also had great bar nachos at some place down the street forget the exact name

but williamsport is basically inevitable if you want to go hiking in pine creek gorge or endless mountains from points south

there are some nice older mansions in williamsport

>>527838571
that's true harrisburg is terrifying
I haven't been to philly since I was a child and do not plan to visit.
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Having worked in more kitchens than I care to admit, I guarantee the cook fent nodded right into the deep fryer.
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a little goyamari
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>>527837563
There’s probably a security camera in that kitchen, I couldn’t imagine anyone watching that would have the thought to save that image for themselves
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>>527835639
Pussy generation. When I was at Olive Garden we were doing 15 hour shifts. They let us have breadsticks for free though. Even got some of my coworkers pussy though.
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>>527839423
kek
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>>527839572
>Deep fryer is mainly for spaghetti.
what
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>>527839545
The bug is somehow gone?
Why were my deletes freezing yesterday?
I'm 30
Damn I should've ran that script...
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>>527839610
>I couldn’t imagine anyone watching that would have the thought to save that image for themselves
Someone clearly hasn't been on the internet long
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>>527839528
Lots of blistering and peeling, he probably swallowed or breathed in a bunch of it to actually die. Otherwise it's Freddy Krueger minus the eyeballs.
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>>527839528
His face melted and his eyes popped out of his skull, like pressurized out. That's what witnesses said.
So yeah, more horrible than your wile e coyote brain came up with.
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>>527837736
Stupid nigger, can you read? Or been in an Olive Garden?
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>>527839626
YES CHEF
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As NEET King I will ensvre this never happens again as everyone will be too bvsy enjoying themselves in tranqvil NEETdom experiencing the thrills of FROMBO COMBO
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>>527839587
Its black history month in America afterall. Oh wait could that be... the reason?
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>>527839683
30? You still have an offramp before you’re perma fried(in olive oil grease)
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>>527839201
>all the time
Ive only seen it happen once. In years.
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>>527838259
>>527838100
>>527837975
>>527838970
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>>527839587
He was diving in. Stripped naked first.
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>>527835639
Excuse me Miss but there's a hair in my food.
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>>527839721
What's in the vials on the right?
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>>527839500
Sick burn jew blower.
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that's hardcore. the dude truly ascended and realized pain is meaningless
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wheres the video 4chan we require proof not hearsay
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>>527836464
What does it fucking matter? It's not like you'll be alive to feel the aftermath.
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>>527835639
>Is working a 9-5 that bad?
I went berserk once from stress and intentionally crashed my car into a ditch and then fist fought police at an apartment complex. I don’t find it hard to believe.
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>>527839528
>>527839701
>your wile e coyote brain
Fuckin kek
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>>527839707
Heard. Olive Garden did fucking suck. I hated their server buddy system. Darden sucks as a corporation.
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>>527839801
Didnt get any invite to be a gormet cook for Jeffrey Epstein.
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>>527837975
Now I want security cameras leaked even more
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>>527839775
I'm already a landlord and live off grid in a humble shed palace whilst building a house from free materials on Faceberg Marketblatt
I just am making a 4chanlike to warm up for gamedev Meleelike
This is why everyone needs Vyvanse and steroids and weed
https://youtu.be/56Y17KjibRA
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>>527835910
depends on if he had short hair or an afro/dreads
the stench of burning hair is next-level.
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>>527835762
the oil was the abyss into which he stared for too long
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>>527835639
being trapped in a job thats supposed to be temporary makes you sad
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>>527839780
Listen, shut the fuck up cunt. It’s just hot oil. Every kitchen has had oil spilled on the ground. I don’t give a fuck about you or your career. It wouldn’t start a fire or hurt anyone unless they stood there for several minutes. Might not stop the retard entirely but it’s something they could have done considering he was frying his face off cunt.
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>>527839801
Just the meth things, then.
Methamphetamine causes brain hyperthermia, dude is going insane, strips naked, dunks head in liquid: whoops it was the deep fryer.
Drug abuse is hilariously common in the food industry.
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>>527839922
Hope you're on very very very strong meds you psychotic motherfucker! Stay away from schools too faggot.
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>>527839304
Taco Bell is so good, Id be willing to pay more if they just used more than 35% beef
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>>527835639
I am with the wagie on this one. Imagine working your entire life away for poverty wages. Death is a better option than a lifetime of slavery under capitalist oligarchs.

America is the great satan to workers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-35ZDpMUcJM

What sound track was he listening?
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>>527838869
Demonic possession is real, and trust me when I say that demons with free reign can make a person do ANYTHING no matter how harmful or difficult.
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>>527839414
Cooking is way too dangerous for what its paid
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>>527839201
No I've dealt with oil spills, while it does cool fairly fast it's still hot enough to damage for a minute, and the increased slipping hazard means it's not just your feet at risk. Plus you have to move the burning junkie out of the way to access the valve anyway, may as well just pull him out.
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>>527839832
your psyop is never gonna work
democrats have always also stood in infinite goybux to israel, AS WELL AS an open border
so kys jeet. still not voting democrap
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>>527840026
True enough. Not sure if that would release said pungency though, wouldn't it just curl up and crumble in the oil? Though that would probably stink in its own right.
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>>527839832
Is he gonna be ok?
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>>527840115
Good morning saar
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>>527840145
It’s extremely rare that they go this far, but I guess I see how it happened. He was going back for it every time he popped up. I do recall there was a guy somewhere who shoved his head into a grill on the sidewalk and broke his own neck. There’s either a video of a pic of it out there. In some ways that’s even more brutal, snapping your own neck.
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>>527835639
based, i work in williamsport and a cop friend told me about this the other day
guy was on pcp apparently
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>>527840187
>Choose a side
>I'm a partisan retard
Again, stick to ptg.
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>>527839826
Deca aka Nandrolone and Testosterone Cypionate
Everyone needs
>amphetamines for mind
>steroids for body
>weed for soul
https://youtu.be/Fr6lM1_Xs80
I actually get use them to get started doing stuff like coding or lifting or playing piano and then do them sober because they are so enjoyable and progression based I just want to keep going
That's what it's all about
All the work should've been done already, we have technology, people just need to live off grid within their means in Earthships and I will provide that for them as The Mountain King
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>>527840216
Sure he's just a bit burnt out
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>>527839414
You want your Olive Garden to cost $50 a plate? It’s almost always the case that low skill jobs will be paid less. Low skill, and low standard + easily replaceable will mean you get the bottom of the barrel pickings. And those jobs suck so druggies will get doped up to cope with the shitty hours. AI + robot replacement can’t come soon enough.
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>>527835639
Based fried
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>>527840312
>You want your Olive Garden to cost $50 a plate?
They already do
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>>527835812
Imagine the taste!
>>527835910
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>>527835639
You are supposed to coat yourself in fish batter so you dont get injured
Very common line cook mistake
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>>527840226
Good afternoon nigger
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>>527836079
It gives them something to talk about.
People love to talk about things
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>>527840381
Kek
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>>527835639
Don't listen to impulsive thoughts frens
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>>527840270
one side wants a closed border
Again, stick to canadian politics and eating poop, pajeet. And seriously, >>>reddit. now.
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>>527840183
It’s a fucking hypothetical about what someone could have done to maybe stop the retard from dunking his head into oil. Nothing would have happened, anybody who stood there until their shoes soaked would get burned feet. That’s about it. It’s only a few litres of cooking oil you spastic. I told you before, I don’t give a fuck about you or your career. Don’t give a shit that you’re feeling the need to tell me details about you or your life. I know why you’re doing it.
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This is why wagies need to learn they can just quit their job. Our country has psyoped them into thinking losing your job is equivalent to death so they're stuck. In reality you can just walk out. You can get evicted. You can lose your car. It's gonna be fine, you're not gonna fucking starve in today's society. If you're this depressed about the rat race just fucking drop all responsibilities and get a bus ticket to LA or somewhere warm for a while. get a bike and just wander around. Sleep on the beach. Go to the food bank. get SNAP. Just become a modern day diogenes and just don't do shit. We live in a time in human history that is easier to opt out than other time in history, contrary to the capitalism psyop. Just check out
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>>527836346
W head cheese
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>>527835639
should have livestreamed it.

if you really wanna tank your company, DO IT LIVE WE'RE GONNA DO IT LIVE! FUCK!
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>>527839809
this is not the furburger I ordered
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>>527840468
Which one wants to close it's mouth for circumcised dick? Certainly not (You)
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>>527836464
Just find a high enough bridge, that'll almost certainly do the trick
>t. thought about an-heroing like 10 years ago and this was my plan
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>>527838869
you really are a stupid nigger. human flesh isn't like your fucking tendies. you would get third degree burns instantly if you dunked your head in a deep fryer and they aren't shallow either
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>>527840428
Not me I'm an introgigachaddington I will just remain in my Mountain Castle Fortress whilst normies finally enjoy a free non-police state below and leave me the fuck alone to finish my game
He's in a better place now
We have to not let his death be in vain by making everyone NEETs
https://youtu.be/I49otOBp4YI?si=1ojx2rhQkuXtJRYx&t=68
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>>527840488
get housed in the talbert house with all the hatian and somali's dont be scared though they have less muscle mass than most twinks
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>>527840488
People really do need to listen to this more.
If things get so bad that you actually want to hurt your self at your job, just walk out. Fuck them
Be a leech and parasitemaxx.

Food kitchens exist and farmers throw out enough food to feed nations because the government tells them to.
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>>527840488
It's more about what >>527839332 said. It's a misery you have to experience to believe. You are right though.
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>>527840468
He owned you. Seethe cunt-face. Know your place.
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>>527839832
Sources tell me he's stable
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>>527838869
Yea, the news just decided to lie for shits and giggles I guess.
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>>527840553
That's the pube burger from his hairy asshole.
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>>527835639

CCTV?
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>>527840557
shut up with your homoerotic fantasies freak. i voted for orange man to clean up the border problem, and I'm getting what I voted for. kek.
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>>527840312
If costs are going to rise astronomically anyway, I'd rather that money go to the people who actually cook the food than the Jeet franchisee, Jewish executives, or even more Jewish financiers.
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>>527835639
how would that work? like would you die right away or would it be the shock killing you after?
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>>527840720
you will never be a woman. you'll join the 50% that off themselves because of their gender dysphoria. on your headstone, they'll put your original male name. >>>reddit
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THAS A SPICY MEATBOL
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>>527835639

That must've been a shitty way to go. Dude could've just gotten a gun.
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>>527838754
FEAR THIS!
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>>527840683
That's how you end up becoming a gangstalked targeted individual with methed out cop and neighborhood watch voices in your head
I was just doing carlife to buy a rentoid house and the nanoparticles in the air from chemtrails formed a biofilm on my skin that can amplify voices extremely low frequencies since they hijacked the Schumann resonance
Many homeless aren't (((mentally ill)))
They just think they are
This is why I simply must become King in order to stop this nonce sense
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>>527840784
I’m not debating he burned himself and died in hospital. I’m saying he didn’t burn himself with “fire”. Immolation requires flames. Friers don’t just set things on fire, they just boil in the oil until they turn black.
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>>527840832
>Gluck Gluck Gluck
Yeah I bet you're gettin' it. Rock on xister.
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>>527839329
So he was having a bit of fun
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>>527837030
cook a steak on a charcoal grill in your bathroom
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>>527840832
>i voted for orange man to clean up the border problem,
You traded latinas with fat asses for Indians with fat noses
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>>527840983
incredibly cringe and gay. back to the reddit/'cord drawing board with you
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I wonder how quickly the brain cooks through the skull when immersed in hot oil like this, and how long till loss of consciousness.
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>>527836084
you think theyre deep fried?!
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>>527841026
jej no, incredible cope and rich coming from a leaf, aka India 2.0
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>>527835639
based
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>>527841040
Hope that doesn't trigger a wellness check from your FBI agent anon.
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>>527835762

Life is so dull sometimes, that perhaps he wanted his last moments to be so much overwhelm a sensation as to be psychedelic that one has the possible to transcend worlds at that very moment
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>>527840367
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pretty metal
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>>527841141
>and rich coming from a leaf, aka India 2.0
take a break from the meth Moshi and look at my flag again
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>>527840488
checked
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>>527839332
Cant you just fuck the waitresses to take the edge off?
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>>527835762
>anon expects some illegal wetback to use logic
Stop expecting brown subhumans to act like rational humans.
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>>527836514
only a fent fiend could achieve this level of torture on self, any normal human being couldn't even approach the boiling oil.
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>>527841166
my FBI agent knows I have a doorcam and a high powered remote dog shocker attached to my steel outer door and will zap his nigger ass back to zambia the moment he grabs the doorknob.
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>>527840955
Lol been there done that.
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>>527835639
Having a job actually costs you more money than you make in Trumps America. Yay winning!
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>>527835639
I work with a 32 by 8 by 5' deep open vat of boiling vulcanization fluid. I work alone and have had thoughts of jumping in and what my coworkers would find in the morning.
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>>527835639
Imagine going for your weekly soup salad and breadsticks, and all that shit goes down during your visit. I worked in one of them shits for like 4 years… it sucked, but damn!
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How is this possible? Surely you impulse reaction would be to pull away? Or did he tip the fucker over his head or something?
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>>527841479
hopefully he dived into it head first and inhaled
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>>527835639
Working a 9-5 isn't that bad. Working a 9-5 while being a slave with no future is that bad. Stupid question.
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>>527841337
Yup. Off-grid, never go anywhere, used palmolive oil dish soap as shampoo and drank potassium iodide and borax to kill it. No voices, no electric shocks. Lookoutfacharlie was right
Just need to convince a foid to come here so I won't have another staged accident where a cop totals my car
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>>527835639
METAL AS FUCK
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>>527840909
It's not fatal right away. Your eyes and skin will burn but even if your airways collapse it'll take a good few minutes to choke.
>>527841040
Retard trusts a hallucinating chatbot.
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>>527841479
Pain is psychological, he was probably too out of it to feel anything.
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>>527836346
He was not immolating himself, he was dunking his face in boiling oil. As someone who has had boiling oil fall onto his arm, it is immediately fucking excruciating and your skin sloughs off in under a minute. I am going to tell you exactly how this happened:

>wagie fucking hates his job. Pays shit and it’s always hot and loud
>gets in an argument with other wagie, maybe manager
>has a meltdown and reflexively wants to end the argument through catharsis
>usually this would come from hauling off and kicking the shit out of the other guy, but this dude decides to dunk his head under the oil
>IMMEDIATELY leaps back, screaming and howling, throwing splashes of boiling oil that injure those nearby him
>falls to the floor sobbing in utter agony as his face literally peels off his skull
>911 is called, by the time they arrive he is whimpering in between choked struggles to breathe

There is a zero percent chance he held it under there for longer than a second, it is impossible. No one has that force of will.
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>>527841542
9 to 5 without OT is fine. If im clocked out right at 5 then im good, but the job doesnt start at 9 it starts at 8 with a one hour lunch. If it started at 9am included a paid one hour lunch and ended right at 5pm I think a lot more people would be happy with it
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>>527841542
the former is still that bad, you wage slave indoctrinated faggot
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>>527841304
>Not this kitchen
Well played. Lol.
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>>527835639
For me, it's blowing my brains out at an elementary school playground during recess
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That's one bold wagie
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>>527835639
Odie Garden
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>>527835812
uma delicia
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>>527836720
The “best” method to avoid pain that is both cheap and readily available is a fall from great heights. It’s kind of ironic, I’ve never been suicidal but I remember when I got my first car feeling comfort knowing that if I ever did I’d be able to end it all easily by just driving to a local very tall bridge, pulling over, and leaping headfirst.
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>>527836514
I don't think he succeeded in killing himself, made it to the hospital alive. I'm betting the hospital staff finished the job with a morphine OD
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>>527835639
https://youtu.be/2FDNQWnLx6g?t=63
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>>527841654
Hey, guess who's wrong.
(you)

There are witnesses. He walked into work, stripped naked, jumped in the fryer. It's drugs dude. Nothing to do with wage slaving or whatever other shit people are projecting onto the scenario.
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>>527842168
This, guarantee it was sherm
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>>527841280
Chefs:
>drug addicted, mentally ill, overworked, don't get tips despite doing most of the work, usually either young and stupid or middle aged and jaded, 75% are smokers
Waitstaff:
>college aged pretty girls and gay men, get paid to walk food to tables and sweet talk/babysit problem customers so the chefs don't come stab them to death when they start bitching about their steak being medium and not medium rare
The sex happens between members of each group, not between them
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>>527838991
It said he was naked too, so yeah most likely. I wonder what kind?
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>>527842229
Probably. Are bath salts still a thing? That might do it, though I doubt they'll ever release what it was.
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>>527835639
"suicide"
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>>527842362
*within each group, you know whaf I mean.
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what did he know about hillary clin-
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>>527835639
I guess you can say that his career is cooked
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>Is working a 9-5 that bad?
Most Americans claim to be Christian and that they believe in all that jebus and hell and stuff.. Guess what, work is HELL.
Or if you're not religious then work is about the most suffering thing you can endure in society. They barely pay you, you're demanded to work extra with zero fucks if you have any plans or if you're mentally broken down from the slavery that we call ((work)).
Some snap either in a shooting or suicide and shekelstein don't care, you're easily replaceable with the next slave..
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>>527835639
What a way to go...
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>>527842362
As a mentally ill cook I did rail a few waitresses, but we didn't have male wait staff. Glad that special hell is behind me all the same.
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Remember anons, the next time you complain about McDonald's not giving you a full container of fries, this is the dude who only filled your large fry half way up.
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>>527842229
are sherm sticks still around?
americans are the goofiest niggers imaginable.
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>>527839314
Way to prove you can't read. I never said he immolated. Did you even read the post I replied to that did bring up immolation? And that my post was a reply to his post about the guy that did immolate? Why do I need to explain how to follow replies to you? Rama rama you fucking dog cunt.
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Ok now this is epic
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>>527842806
calm down packdeep people on 4chan are often cunts to each other

walk down to the curb and let a stinky one out, you'll feel much better
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>>527835639
Whoa that's nuts, but nobody will actually do anything to improve working conditions so who cares.
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>>527841654
I never fuck said he did. I was replying to a guy that brought up that other guy that immolated himself... fucking learn how to follow the replies in threads newfag .
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>>527842688
I feel like i shaved of 20 years of my life from running a restaurant
Fucking horrid industry
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>>527839329
can a man not go for a proper dip?
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>>527842901
Working conditions are good, we just need to pay more taxes to the government so they can continue to fight the war on drugs and clean up our streets so things like this don’t happen again.
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>>>527835639 (thread magick-limit reached)
Now Then, In the Name of “Jupiter-Shekhinah”:
As those who bless any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are blessed in all ways,
So those who curse any tax-payer of Proto-Indo-European descent are cursed in all ways. Selah.
Impunitively, “It is FIXED.” Amen, so mote it be. [ 𑣆 𑣆 𑣆 ]
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>>527842884
stfu faggot. I am sick of the fucking morons that can't even follow the chain of replies and then comment on what they imagine you are trying to say when they don't even know the context of your post. This place has gone to complete dogshit and you and them are to blame by letting it slide. Go wash your hair in a deep fryer.
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>>527843077
*fight the cops and epstein
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>>527842982
You probably did. The restaurant game is fueled by cortisol and cigarettes. Now they're just fronts for jeets to do human trafficking, at least there's no more cooking. Lmao
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>>527843280
im glad i never worked with jeets or hired any, only TFW i hired was a big boobied korean girl whos knife skills mogged mine.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw_kbcDdGto
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>>527841676
> If you think working is good you are a slave.
Do you expect free money?
Does your daddy pay all your bills?
Do you think a 5 hour work week is more ideal?
Or do you expect the immigrants to do all the work for you?

If I'm soo indoctrinated how do you think society should be run?
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>>527836346
BECOME UNGOVERNABLE
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>>527836200
That's some serious cringe, faggot. You sure you should have left your safespace?
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>>527842168
>jumped in the fryer.
It's not a fucking pool, you mong
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>>527842362
So just gay sex between chefs, and gay sex between the waiters, and the waitresses fuck each other?
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he prolly did it as a joke thought it woudl be fine for a few seconds. but it would take only a few seconds for the skin to delaminate and death would occur due to blood loss
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>>527836200
Shut the hell up weaksauce faggot
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>>527841221
whoops, i should've taken a closer look. you were walking like a duck and talking like a duck, so i figured you were a duck (a retarded leaf). instead you're just a retarded mutt
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I don't believe it would kill him instantly, I'm reading a book about accidents in Yellowstone park and everybody that falls in a hotspring lingers in excruciating pain for a while



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