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https://us-killline.com/

Chinese bro made an America Simulator, where you can play as ALICE/Kill Line threatened denizen of Epsteinistan. Your goal is to larp as the average american and try to survive with crushing debts and disabilities from paycheck to paycheck.

It's hilarious. Use autotranslate if you cant into Chinese lmao

My character related:

>Brandon Reed

>"Old soldiers never die"

Las Vegas, Nevada

Who are you

>Marines returning from the Afghan battlefield have not yet healed their physical and psychological wounds.

Background Story

>He lost half a leg in an improvised explosive device (IED) and suffers from severe PTSD. With a six-month wait for an appointment with the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) and insufficient doses of painkillers, he turned to the black market for medication. He lived among homeless people on the streets, surviving by begging and odd jobs, having long since pawned his Medal of Honor.

>Veteran
>PTSD
>homeless

Psychological state:
>pressure: Tight
>hope: numbness

$-67
-
cash

28

healthy

85

Spirit

450

Credit

41

Lucky

Quote:
>"I fought for my country on the battlefield, but when I got home I had to beg for a bottle of painkillers."
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Reminds me of pic related.
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>>528397654
Kek
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>>528397654
How will nafo cope this time
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>>528397736
joke is probably that he made this game via 4chan greentext stories and social media entries.
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I have to admit this is pretty fun. Like a mix between cashflow and zomboid.
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>>528397654
LMAO mutts in shambles
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>>528399555
>>528399232
how did you get beheaded so fast
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>>528399555
Yeah, it went well at first collecting garbage and begging, earning me 3000 USD (I thought too much), but then the debts came in and killed me too.
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>>528399639
tried living like a eurocuck, next time I will max out the credit card instead
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>>528397654
Lmao
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>>528399957
wtf you spawned as a cartel victim?
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I was killed by an ICE raid despite not being an illegal lmao
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>>528397654
>tfw forced to play the game IRL 24/7/365 with no pauses or timeouts
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>>528397654
Thank God for the favela. The last bastion of dignity for the poor, so they can own a home in the parallel real estate.

This type of nightmare would be life here if we didn't have the favela.



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