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My brain is full of typos
>>529024833Seems like a chill guy
>>529024833delet
>>529024833oh fuck shit
>>529024833Uuhh....guys?
>>529024833All good children go to heaven
>>529024833delete this now
>>529024833
I love aliens!
Papa
>>529024833they just flew over my house
>>529024833Uhhh... is this the real real one?
everyone that posts in this thread or views this image is going to get vanned, don't say i didn't warn you
aliens are stupid
>>529028005NO ITS JUST AN ARTIST DEPICTIONTHE INTERNET STOPS WHEN THE REAL ONE IS POSTED
I’m sleepy, I don’t feel good
>>529024833fake and gay>>529025031wtf who the fuck let this get out?!???delete this immediately!!!!!!!!!!
>>529024833Well hello, I am glad you are here.
>>529025031that's AI
>>529024833sup lil space homie **daps u tf up**if you wanna hide from the federales u can camp out in my shed. if u a real 1 u can sleep in my living room but that shit is t.b.d. as of rn u feel me??? no ray gun shit. aight peace x
>new capcha shitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>529024833I know actual ayys. We're on cultural quarantine right now because of the cold war. We'll get re-appraised in another century or so if we're still around. fun fact: beef almost caused an interstellar war in the 50s
It’s over
>>529024833Is the garden still tended well?
>>529024833That is a pretty symbol in-between your eyes.
>>529029465*trap instrumental plays*
>>529029538*trap instrumental gets louder*
>>529024833>Uncertainty: some smoothing on the forehead and slightly soft transition near the subject’s lower face could be post-processing or in-camera noise reduction, so I assign a small non-zero chance it was synthetically produced or heavily edited, but overall the cues favor a real photographed subject.>a real photographed subject.>REAL PHOTOGRAPHED SUBJECT
>>529029682AYAYAYAY
>>529024833Boooooo
>>529024833where did you get this pic of me
>>529029861That's a balloon
>>529024833compliments of donald j trump
>>529024833>This image is likely real.>93% REAL>Powered by TruthScan.This is just the best time tonight, thanks.
>>529024833whats up dude, hows the weather?
>>529024973Saar please do not redeem the spaceship, and send the vagene you bloody basterd
>>529030095>>529029855
>>529030095AI image detectors haven’t been able to identify AI for at least a year by now. Which makes perfect sense, considering AI corporations are spending billions upon billions of dollars funding its rapid evolution; meanwhile, AI detection sites are made by big chunguses in the basements of mothers
>>529024833quit judging me man
>>529024833>>529030274>This input is likely to contain AI-generated or deepfake content>82.5%>AI-Generated>flux: 87.8%Uh Oh Stinky?
>>529030095>>529029855>>529030274dare i even remind all the retarded zoomers that somebody could've just made a prosthetic alien head and taken an actual photo of it and posted that, and the ai scanner things would probably judge it real because it is real but not in the sense of being a real alien?
>>529030466ah but what about these other pics?
>1998 + 38>still 0 proof of alien life
>>529029861those are my sides every time a white woman is beaten to death by a nigger
>>529024833GOOFEE AAHHH AYYY LOOKIN' AAHHH N (A.L.A.N.)
>>529030443>>529030095>>529029855>>529029308Not AI doesn't mean real. It looks like someone took a photo a dummy or prop. It doesn't fully match the multiple corroborating descriptions of the original.
>>529030466>>529024833It's blurred but the indicator is all red for winston which means it views that as an ai generated image, and i tried it with another image that was human made and it was grey with a bit of green and still blurred.Seems like the real results are being displayed but just blurred.
>>529025031is this rael?
>>529030863>>529024833Another detected as ai result from a different site, reversely dotai.>96.7%>The Input is likely to be AI-generated or Deepfake.Maybe it is a better standard of detector reading it as fake or maybe a false positive and in the case of the better standard of detector it could be the image results being read as real being the zerogpt to gptzero.Does anyone have that meme of the alien sitting at the bar having a drink and waving at a man who comes over and says to him "You are a weather balloon?" and the one in german as well if you have it.
Pona-turi.
>>529030811meant to tag you instead of myself in the previous one.>We're quite confident that NO AI was used when producing this image.Another fun result.
>>529024833YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE FIRESTORM YOU HAVE UNLEASHED!
>>529030811no, only AI is not real
>>529031132
>>529024833>52%AI GeneratedLens flare.
>>529030921No, it's an Israeli Freemason, that's what they look like before killing children and slurping their foreskins
>>529031480Kek
*breathes ayylmao*
Somebody grow some balls and post the real one. I've seen ever "rare" pic on this miserable site but that one
>>529029465bottom right is the only real one out of the bunch :)they have eyes that wrap around the sides of their heads slightly
>>529024833>56% AI generatedMaybe this one is using a similar model of detection compared to the previous, possibly more cautious.
>>529031130H-HES FAST
>>529024833>AI Generated>Confidence: 95%>The image exhibits several characteristics common in AI-generated images. The textures on the "alien" are strangely smooth and lack realistic pore or skin texture variation. The lighting appears somewhat inconsistent, particularly the shadowing around the head, which seems diffused and unnatural. The edges of the object don't seem clearly defined, blending into the background oddly.>Key Features>Unnatural skin texture>Inconsistent and diffuse lighting>Smooth blending of object into background>lack of realistic pore and skin texture variation.>Possible Model>Likely Stable Diffusion or MidjourneyThis one is even more confident said image is ai generated and even goes into detail about the characteristics, key features and even the possible models used, this is pretty free for a free thing.
>>529031531Nightmare fuel
>Smegma
>>529024833>This image is likely human-created>0% AI-generated probabilityThat is what I like to see, confidence.
>>529024833Damn zoomers, not everything is AI2 weird details that can be seen.On the top of the head there is a coin shaped depression, like a finger just poked it, would be weird if it was a real animal, unless it was a scar.The shoulder is really weird, leaving no space for the arms, unless they are really disproportionate, also, there is a weird "crack" on the skin there.Lack of light makes many other things uncertain.Unlikely to be AI, probably a prop, probably not full scale.I don't think it's the first time I've seen this, but I can't be sure.
>>529024833post your alien hog or fuck off Zybnew
>>529024833Pic related is the real one.
>>529032227KEMONO ALIENS ARE REAL
>>529031480kek
>>529024833okay retards let me ask you all thiswhy are non of the aliens in these pictures wearing clothes when in all NHI encounters they are reported wearing jumpsuits or something similar? you want a real ayy? find the one wearing clothing. all naked ayys are fake
>>529032371not all aliens are stated to wear clothes. greys are always naked as are most reptilians they don't wear clothes ever. only humanoid aliens or mixed clones are reported to wear clothes
>>529032340I want to believe.
>>529032371It's either blue jumpsuits or white jumpsuits and they all seem to have those medical pads that heal people with golden energy.
>>529024833When Space Lambo?
where's the cactus?
threads usually 404 after this is posted
>>529031366>>529031395>>529031480>>529031531>>529031709All of these are fakes. I have the real picture, but i dont want pol/ack to go down. The Orange nigger will soon anounce ww3 or not. Otherwise i would have posted it.
>>529032428>greys are always nakeduh oh retard alert in sector stupid>roswell>betty and barney hill>Armando Zubarán all describe them as being in black jumpsuits
never seen this one beforei don't think that is the right tree/environment though
>>529031531>ayyooo is that a 60s chevvy?
>>529032714Post it!
>>529031531>Mirin' that shitbox
>>529032788>names a bunch of larpers reportsfuck off homo
>>529032714I kind of want /pol/ and 4chan to go down, i am going to have a party when it does and if you could speed that up, your kind gesture would be greatly appreciated in charitable circles.
>>529032714Just post it to fucking catbox or something retardThat shit still hosts months old CP
>>529024833Kinda cute, you can beam me up to your ship for anal probing anytime.
>>529024833frog ass lookin nigga
>>529032371They just freaky like that.
Fuck off starnigger, we're full.
>>529033213Nevermind, it just went through.
>>529027979OMG is that real?
>>529032714You are allowed to keep the image, you are not allowed to post it, you have been warned before.
This is the real one:
>>529032593
>>529033252>>529029538Imagine picrel by>>529033193All above is to 90% right but 100% of picrel is fake.... again, not the right time to get baited & if anyone else has the picture dont get baited, orange nigger announcement soon
Please post pics of alien gentials thanks haha
Where us the x thread?
>>529034170Would
>>529024833why are you posting a fake one faggot? I literally saw the original in another thread
>>529024833>February 22nd, 2017can't believe it's been nine fucking years already
>>529024833>t. gay nigger from outer space
>>529031531I know this shit is fake but it still triggers the fuck out of my fight or flight response in a way very few alien dupes do.
>>529032250can confirm this is as close to the real one as we getwas in the thread when 4chan got nukedlike you know glowies are monitoring but it was actually crazy to see when something like this goes down. would love to see the unredacted pic again but oh well what can you do
>>529028290Has anyone actually seen the real one? How do we know the 'real' one isn't fake too? That being said, I do believe there are other beings in the universe, and some of them have and are visiting Earth. And the gov't knows and has contact with them.
>>529028005i still have never actually seen the OG image, just the thumbnail img on the catalogue, 4chan went down not long after.the fact they nuked it off the site, makes me think it was 100$ an actual alien, funny how the alien took a selfie KEK
>>529024833>>529029465One reason I sincerely believe in nonhuman humanoids like lyrans is, why, the fuck, would hyper intelligent aliens capable of traveling the cosmos with ease choose to look like incoherent eldritch abominations?How does a society with pure deliberate horror, function?And you wonder why people call "aliens" demons
It's almost as if everyone here is too young to have ever used unreal engine powered console games
>>529035162Because to them it is not pure deliberate horror, it's just how they are and how they look, to them you probably look just as freaky as a bug looks to you, a stinky, mostly hairless monkey with small eyes and a big mouth.
>>529031531hit the gas motherfucker get outta there
I get that "little green men" are the most common depiction of aliens due to their prominent impact in popular culture in 50-60s pulp fiction fueled by early 20th century UFO sightings but still I don't get it why ayylmaos are still this popular today.Current alien depictions should be closer to what we see in Mass Effect than Signs. A specie who figured out interstellar travel should have figured out basic clothes. What I found weird is that Turians are infinitely more "monster" looking than basic roswell-esque aliens but because we know they are an intelligent race and they were clothes, turians end up looking less threatening than those naked big eyes goblin.
>when lyrans land
Tuesday
>>529037515Actually, we're monkeys, you retarded cat bitch.
>>529034990you know we can only go off what the people who claim to have been in the original thread say it looks likethis is kind of like an antimeme if you think about it..
>>529024833OP here, I just wanted your attention.I will post the famous original one in exactly 10 minutes.Screencap yourself in this thread because it will be mentioned in mainstream media.Be prepared for taking FAST screenshots or video too, they will nuke this instantly.15 minutes to go unless I'm dead:
>>529035162>choose to look like incoherent eldritch abominations?Maybe the same reason warriors wear scary masks and war paint
>>529034718Haven't seen this pic in ages. Think when I first saw it they were trying to say it was a Chupakabra.
Nice aylmao
>>529031716nah we don’t
>>529038693Where is it nigga
>>529031716check out the las vegas video with brightness enhanced and slowed down. There's 3+ different kind in that video. Only real one I believe from recent times.
>>529038693
but does ayyyylmao have pusspuss?
>>529038693RIP nigga/fag
>>529024833Yo homie, you might wanna keep driving. This place is full of actual scum. We got Niggers, Pajeets, Jews, and Boomers.You're better off pretending you never saw anything and just keep going.This planet is already fucked.
>>529024833Reminds me of that guy with the blue eyes crossing his arms.
I was putting together a picture from bits and pieces posted from other anons.>>529035162The grey style aliens are thought to be essentially biological drones. Basically take the bare minimum to make a biologically functional humanoid body that can operate on as many places as possible. I'd assume their actual form is back on whatever planet they come from and looks like what they would consider very beautiful.
Looks like we found our aliens.