>The USS Gerald R Ford arrived in Greece on Monday and commenced high-volume "pump-out" operations to remove the 410,000 gallons of sewage produced by the supercarrier.
Greece will now become Grease
>>529113034Uh oh stinky
>>529113071
>>529113083
import streetshittersbecome streetshitters
>>529113034so what? greece is just a bunch of niggers and muzzies now so no one's even bound to notice.
>>529113034Think outside the box, what if this is a false rumor ruse to make Iran think they won't get attacked next and that attack on Iran is imminent?Remember the ruse of sending two sets of bombers last time across different sides of the globe and then while we were tracking the arrival of the ones we could track, the attack happened.
>>529113034ameripoo
>>529113034>high-volume "pump-out" operationsThis is peak Greece doe, do you even Athens bro
Greece will smell better
Not a fan of this post-information alternative news cycle where random people make things up and boost their posts with bots. Every thread on /pol/ is this now.
>>529113142Clean it up janjan
AHHAHAHAHAH you just know some anon in the navy onboard that ship got pissed reading threads about Iran and Israel and then tossed something in the toilet to clog it all. very based. imagine netanyahu seething. He thought the war was about to start and then it gets put on hold because a carried had toilets overflowing lmfao. the lord works in mysterious ways.
>>529113034All of that american processed shit will preserve your beaches for centuries. Be grateful
>>529113205kek
>>529113034>be american aircraft carrier>filled to the brim with shit>dock in greece and empty a mountain of ass on top of them>leave
>>529113034Thank you for your service, Greece.
>>529113034I bet Russia has working toilets on their boats. This is pathetic.
>>529113181
>>529113242I like that the internet went to shit once Indians had mass access to it.
>>529113034shitting themselves with fear?
>>529113034>be sailor on one of the most advanced warships on earth>slip and fall because the vacuum pressure system used to transport human waste has clogged>they give you a fucking purple heart>your service record now includes slipping on human shit as an honorable distinction worthy of commendation
>>529113034I would gladly offer my mouth to serve as the latrine for any cute young female sailors.
>>529113175i dont think they will fall for that again. its always a possibility, but at this point I would bet that Iran just sees every day they are not attacked, as one more day to prepare for the inevitable.
>>529113034Is too soon to make a joke that mentions the 'poopdeck'?
>>529113142That's just a pajeet jaqcuzzi
>>529113034So are woke sailors sabotaging their own ships?
>>529113164Today it became known everywhere that Europe is America's toilet.
>>529113034>REDEEMED
>>529113142>recruit singh!saar yes saar>thirsty?
>>529113387>So are woke sailors sabotaging their own ships?The ship has been deployed for eight months and its sewer system has been notoriously unreliable since the day it was commissioned. It was never intended to go this long without being brought into port.
>>529113331jeet waterpark
>>529113447Full on COPE
>>529113034will this count towards denbt repayment?
>>529113447Why'd they bother with nuclear power then?
>>529113387>woke sailorsBased* soldiers and yes. Imagine you are stuck on an aircraft carrier for months, you are laying in your bunk bed bored as shit after your deployment gets extended for the second time. You start reading anons talk about the USS liberty and 9-11, and claim that Israel is going to sink your carrier in a false flag attack because its the oldest carrier about to be decommissioned anyway...
>>529113496Yes, they'll use it to repay Germany.
>>529113175yea, everyone is having a laugh about it, but this is like baby's first WWII era ruse. "ooh, we fucked up the thing, we'll hang out here" while something else is getting in position. That or we're just suffering from lax preparedness. A ship like that would have tight controls over communication if it was conducting an actual operation. Telling people your ship isn't ready on social media would get even the worst navy's sailors in trouble.
>>529113034
>>529113541COPE>lol we were only pretending to be retarded.
>>529113071>>529113179>>529113205
>>529113509>Why'd they bother with nuclear power then?Cost-plus boondoggle, and it's not the only system on board with that problem.
>>529113597we'll see. I particularly like the false flag comment above. They thing may have been barely operational and they're about to sacrifice 4000 sailors for WWIII
>>529113509Should have made it run on shit
>>529113175Sounds like a story for millennium magazine
>>529113518Its your newest active carrier tou fucking dipshit, at least try to make your cope posts believable
SHART IN PORT
>>529113518I'd probably just find some Puerto Rican girl to rail in laundry basket.
S H I T T A G E D D O N
PAX AMERISHARTUS
>>529113376
>>529113034All because some shitbags flushed a t shirt down the toilet.
>>529113034Oh wow, these lies keep growing by the minute.
>>529113034The Shart Operation
>>529113034Greece, a great place to take a shit on your way to somewhere better.
>>529113663Nice VPN Stooljeet.
>>529113034kek
>>529113142LoL
>>529113667oh, I didn't realize that. we still rule the oceans with shit spewing, barely operating equipment. That's not cope, that's just embarrassing the rest of the world
>>529113835I'm assuming Stavros the Greek plumber is better at fixing things than an American Navy Engineer?
>Tower, this is Ghost shiter requesting a shite-by>Negative, Ghost shiter, the toilet is full
>>529113175>>529113541This. The shitter's clogged story is being pushed too hard.
>>529113998
This is so fake and the harder you kikes push it, the more obviously fake it becomes.
>>529113142clean it up janny
>>529113946Americans need right people to do the right jobs. Shit mopping is a job for greeks not Italians or Albanians. There are also a lot of turks and arabs in Greece so, you know, all of the peoples of the bung of the mediteranean can clean up that slop.
>>529114046Yes they just pulled into souda bay to get more snacks
>>529113034Greece will do just about anything to please their masters, except pay their debnts
This is why I never let anyone into the restrooms at work. Americans are pigs.
>colonic in hellenic
>>529114046Houthis hit them again
>>529113034contemplate the olfactory experience
>>529113541>A ship like that would have tight controls over communication if it was conducting an actual operationThis nigga expecting competence from a bunch of DEI black and female officers
>>529114116Whatever you say.I have more faith in Stavros the Greek Plumber than the US Navy.
This is not an Indian event. Repeat, this is not an Indian event. This is when you go to fart on your roommate and accidentally shit. Such events are for laughing. Indians would be diving in with bubble tea straws. Thanks you for your attention to this matter.
>>529113269The carrier is closedThere is poo in the carrier
Just shit into the water
>>529113181>>529113331The does give corona video psyop vibes
>SHARTANS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?>POOOOO! POOOOO! POOOOO!
>>529114290POO IN BLUE
RAINBOW SHIT GOING DARKWE GET DIRTY AND THE WORLD STAYS CLEAN
>>529113034Ah, H1Bs brought warfare innovation I see
>>529113034Greece is the turd
>>529113034>We wuz Indians n shieeet saars
>>529113269There's a pasta about the pentagon war gaming s civil war. No matter what side wins or loses, a small amount of people will embed themselves into the military and sabotage.
POOING IN THE PELOPONNESE SHARTING OVER ANCIENT GREECE KNEE-DEEP IN AMERIMUTT CACAWHO WILL CLEAN IT UP MALAKA?
>>529113447What's the fucking point of a ship that needs to come to port. Nuclear power, water distillation, pick up food/parts and fuck off.
>>529113034>GreeceI mean, India is much closer, why not go there?I don't think they'd think twice if offered free shit
>>529113034>Brappening
>>529113034What if this is a planned psyop to ultimately sink a carrier and this is how they’re getting the ship prepped for it?
>>529113034Thing get worse.
>>529114327agree. whole story feels pushed. it's funny, but I just don't what to believe.
>>529114744>inb4 sudden methane explosion
>>529114617>What's the fucking point of a ship that needs to come to port.To be expensive, modern, and inevitably dysfunctional because of it. The prevailing cope for the vacuum pressure system is that it "uses less water." You're on a fucking boat who gives a shit if it uses less water?
>>529113341Seeing you retarded faggots talk about Indians en masse erryday definitely did ruin the internet agreed
>>529113034Hey, at least this issue is only costing taxpayers..... $400,000 per flush?????!!!???! What the fuck??!?!?https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2020/03/25/it-costs-the-navy-400k-to-flush-its-prized-carriers-frequent-clogging-plumbing/
>>529113034>LIQUID SHIT ON GREECEare there that many browns in the navy now?
>>529114327I mean the Video is from 2023... and the twitter account that started the story is from India
>>529113175Yeah dude, the other USS Gerald Ford is sneaking into position and it's invisible to Chinese and Russian satellites
>>529114617You need to get the sailors out of the ship so they can fix the toilets, they can't fix them when everyone is continuously dropping american sized turds into them
>>529113034>400,000 GALLONS OF HOT LIQUID SHITProbably better than a missile from Iran hitting it in the fully laden sump.
>>529114841Cope and blame India.You sharts are so predictable.
>>529113034SHITTER'S FULL!
>>529114857>You need to get the sailors out of the ship so they can fix the toiletsEven better, it needs to be flushed with acidic chemicals. Know what that means? There's no fucking way they can do it while the ship is in the water. It has to be drydocked unless you want to dump all that shit in the ocean.
>>529113175It means only one carrier to sink. Not as cool as a 1+1 but you know the chinks will be giddy to see their harpoon take down a whale
>>529114958>Saar I posted a video from 2023!>Its real today Saar!brown.
>>529113034>>529113142>>529113181>>529113331https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyzjQtgJjA
>>529113034>>529113071HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALL THE RETARDED US Chatters spamming inidians memes for past year ROLLED AND FUCKING SMOKED
>>529113181no one said join the navy though. we said the navy was gay. now you're swimming in shit homo.>>529113269like that woman drilling holes in the space station?>>529114553like women?
>>529113071Carlos!
>>529115057Dumping couple tons of acid into the ocean isn't all that bad (really dumping the shit in there is probably more damaging), though procuring the acid may still require a dock or at least some kind of supply run since obviously carriers don't have tanks full of acid ready to go for contingencies such as this. It doesn't need a drydock for the acid dumping either, ports have sewage facilities. If it required a drydock it wouldn't be going into Greece.
>>529114327>>529114758why did we send a hospital boat to Greenland?the corona hospital boat that wasn't used at all but was supposedly to handle the YUGE influx of deathly patients was a headline for days and days and really let me know this was going to be a several year long shitshow.but why the Greenland boat?
>>529115169>poojeet has been sitting here eyes peeled for years waiting for a poopie
>>529114791>we need to launch missiles using some of the most toxic compounds to kill other humans>also save water while on a boat>>529115057So it's literally a non functional septic system that needs to be unclogged chemically as part of normal operation. We've had plumbing standards for a long time now. Minimum water amounts and pipe slope.
>>529115169Amerimutts Reckt.
>>529113142Imagine the smell.Embarrassing.Brought to you by Trump and Biden.
>>529113034India did U.S.S Shitberty
>>529115171No it means in general. A small amount of sabotaging causes tons of work for everyone else. This boat example is maybe a couple sailors at most causing critical systems failure for the whole ship. If there are 4000 people using the bathrooms a day, and 2 people sabotage them twice a day, every hour a toilet is down that's hundreds of demand being delayed.
>>529113034There's a poop water disaster going on with the DC sewers too. Literally poojeets curse.
>>529113142why not just divert the flow into the toilet?would it become just an infinity shit fountain?
>>529115224>It doesn't need a drydock for the acid dumping either, ports have sewage facilities. If it required a drydock it wouldn't be going into Greece.If that's what they're stopping in Greece for in the first place. Could be to pick up WAG bags and portable toilets. If the problem can't be fixed the military makes do.>>529115290>So it's literally a non functional septic system that needs to be unclogged chemically as part of normal operation.And it costs nearly half a million dollars each time its plumbing gets purged.
>>529113071Sthap it Carlos this is embarrassing for us
Supoo Carrier
>>529115477Indian starcraft carrier
>>529115229It's a threat. >You're gonna need this
>>529113034Super shit carrier.
>>529113355Nobody expects the Greek Inquishition!
>>529113142>>529113034UH OH
>>529113034FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>529116113kek
>>529113181>>529113034these are extremely important engineering problems that must be solved and learned how to prevent if we ever wish to explore beyond our atmosphere
>>529113034HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH Can Greece refuse them entry?
>>529113034I genuinely hope greeks refuse to clean American shit Let them drown in their own shit
>>529113034Just have the sailors shit off the side of the railing like they used to do.
Shartocrates is shitting in his grave rn
>>529113142OHHHHH JAAANNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THIS PARTY IS HAPPEN-NANG ITS NO MIRAGESO SAY IT AGAIN YVAN EHT NIOJ!
>>529116316Just convert the runway into a designated shitting street.
>>529113355>i dont think they will fall for that againImagine giving third world Muslims this much credit
>Sharta in Sparta
>>529113034Designated shitting fleets
>>529113331How is the water flowing in from in front of the toilet? Did someone break the toilet or something?
>>529116509>Imagine giving third world Muslims this much creditLike the third world, sandal wearing, goat herders that chased the USA out of Afghanistan?
>>529113034Israel's war just got cucked by literal fecal matter lolTry hiring your loyal jeets and niggers instead you stupid rancid kikes
>>529113034>The USS Gerald R FordFriendly reminder that this is supposed to be the newest and most modern naval vessel in what is supposed to be the most powerful military on Earth.Ukraine might have sunk some 50 year old Soviet ship a few years ago and /uhg/ and /k/ shills made a huge deal out of it, but at least the toilets on that 50 year old Soviet ship functioned. We aren't even at war and our sailors are drowning in their own feces.
>>529115169Based and brahmanpilled.
>>529113071I saw my problems and I'll seed delightWe got a flushin' thing, it's been too fed all nightThere is much danger we have gone too farWe start believin' now that we can be who we areGrease is the wordThey think our ship is just a growin' painWhy don't they understand? No leave's a cryin' shameTheir lips are lyin' only real is realWe start the fight right now, we got to be what we feelGrease is the word
It truly is their turn to shine.Having a complete shithole like greece in NATO is finally paying off.
What
>>529113331That's not on a boat, this video just don't apply boys. The ones above it sure do
>>529113142
>>529113071Oh christ kek
>>529117430What is it about a smile that makes a woman so pretty? Such a simple thing, costs nothing yet women en masse will stubbornly double down and spend their wages on make-up that doesn't really work.
>>529117314>Blaming DEI to hide the fact that the US Navy are unironically the most antisemitic military to have formed since the Nazis had to be crushed. Kek. Soon.
Why in GreeceDump it somewhere shithole like croachistan or albania they gobble US cocks, balls and shit 24/7 whats one carrier full of shit for them, afternoon lunch>>529117629
>>529113034>poopoo pepe says clean it up, janny
>>529113142Clean that up, jannies!
>>529113034I'm Gerald R. Fording rn
Di ... Did the US just shit themselves over a possible war with Iran????
>>529113071topkekthose greek beaches got ruined already.
>>529113034why not just shit off the side? isn't that how shitting on a ship worked until relatively recently?
>>529113142>mutt engineering >diversity is strength
>>529113034Swab the poop deck for us, Greeks!
>>529113034This really is poetic.Fill your country with shit and become shit.
>>529113034Big mistake. Should have docked in Poland.
>>529118020I agree lmao
Nice knowing you Greece. This summer I'm going to China - way cheaper and hopefully no niggers on beaches selling Chinese crap to 14 year old imbecile whores from UK at 50x the price.
>>529113034Court marshals for the sailors flushing T-shirts? Or a promotion for the spook in charge of the psyop?
>>529117983In a bucket and throw the shit and pee over the side and rinse the bucket out and throw that over as well. So I don't see how it would be a problem, you certainly would not use a toilet if it's broken or blocked and overflows
>>529118587>a bucketthat would be 1000 buckerimhos + tip
>>529116509Imagine thinking eurolarping kikes aren't shitting themselves right now.
>>529113034>DUMPING 400,000 GALLONS OF HOT LIQUID SHIT ON GREECECan this be considered a WMD?
>>529113348>>they give you a fucking purple heartI know a Viet vet who got a PH for getting his ass, literally, burned by a misfired phosphorous mortar round.
>>529113034Why must Americans shart in Mediterranean?
>>529119371Green Hell moment
AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>529118704more than that, a milspec bucket from a defense contractor would cost the taxpayer at least 1.5 million per bucket.
>>5291198261.499.000 tip it is, then
>>529119765KEK
>>529113175biggest cope of the year so far>we were pretending to be covered in shit to trick people who we can overpower and defeat in hoursif the USA can topple the regime easily like they say they wouldn't need to shame themselves by looking so pathetic
Should rename it to USS Hindustan.
>>529113142>4chan on a Friday Night Hop to it, Janny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx7OjVaXGZ0
>>529113034>shitting in cornersthey are sitting in the middle of the worlds largest toilet. just toss is overboard wtf
poo in loo
>>529113142In soviet America, the toilet shits on YOU.
>>529113034>shitting in dark cornersyou should check out any active duty military base. soldiers do this in regular ass barracks that aren't even fucked up yet. yo ese day aint no policy letter about how I shit
When we go out on boats you take a 5 gallon bucket.
>>529120510lul... the memes write themselves. Well done.
>>529113142Join the navy they said, see the world they said
>>529113034Here is a technical analysis of how to solve this problem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng_6mK-Zm9E
My cousin is on that ship. He said two crew sabotaged it because nobody wants to get hit by a hypersonic missile
>>529113034>Cannot handle own shit>SuperpowerYour country is really joke but no one laughing.
>>529113034They also have to spend $400k to cleanse the pipes with acid regularly because the suction system isn't powerful enough for the 650 toilets which back up and overflow. Dysfunctional and poopy, America really is becoming an extension of India!
>>529113142Fucking toilet paper tiger LMFAO
>>529113034>clean it up, Greecy
>>529117314This is such cope
>>529113034>spend their entire budget on 100k soap dispenserunderstandable
>>529113175Not a single serious pro Iranian outlet is reporting this whole thing, so there is that too
>>529113142nice
>>529113331>New Londo Ruins
>>529113034Imagine what would happen if cholera and dysentery get going.Imagine the smell.
>world war 3 is just real life shitposting
>>529113071India you mean. Its preparing the soil for poos to feel at home
>>529113034This is like Terraforming but for jeets. Indiaforming
>>529113034They allow women on ships? Holy shit she is getting a train ran on her constantly.
>>529113034Hercules 8th task was to clean a stable full of shit
>>529117760because they made Greece a major dumping point for all the shit they bring over the ocean adn they are working at a huge autobahn grom Greece-Bulgaria-Romania-all the way to Poland. A backbone of the future final war, if you wish. They confiscate people land left and right for peanuts - eminent domain laws.
>>529122129maybe by the other 49% crew formed by butt-ugly lesbians. Were few threads how jewUS ships now are full of dykes, latinas and sheboons to the point they are almost half the crew.
>>529113142Why have plumbing at all? Why not just have a hole so the turds fall straight into the ocean?
>>529113071GREASE IS THE WORD
>>529113034KelS.s. Pajeet
>>529113175Sorry I don't listen to Jew cum drinkers.
>>529115169Lmao.GRINGOlems getting RECKD' by humble PAJEET
