>WE WUZ ILLYRIANS N SHIT
>>529221595>body of he-man figure>face of a melted barbieFucking unfortunate.
>>529221595For fucks sake, it's a photoshoot atleast turn the shield the right way.
>>529221595I look like that
>>529221804>I look like that
>>529221983I dont look like that though
>>529221595>all that work>skips leg daybro
>>529221595Thread is moving so fast no one will know I’m name fagging.
>>529221665underrated. dude is the opposite of a caricature but im not sure such a word exists. also i have seen him whoop some ass if thats the aussie guy. still a weird build.
He has terrible eyes and no chin
>>529221595Taking steroids is trad n sheeitSpartans were roid trannies. And no. History is not being co-opted for intense homoeroticism and gay sex.
>>529222307>>skips leg dayThat's based though
>>529221595That guy is pro EU.
>>529221595actually we wuz illyriansthey wuz vikangz
How can I achieve this natty?
>>529221665why do men find that figure good looking? it's not
>>529221595LARPing as a bronze-age warrior in the age of the reconnaissance-strike complex, grim. On the bright side I guess it is somewhat accurate in that maneuver warfare of the 20th century is no longer possible as you can be spotted from orbit or from drones/airframes.
>>529221595Of course roidnig larps as the gayest niggers in history too
>muh illyria>Italian flagIsn't this like when a German flag starts talking about roach shit? Lmfao. And regardless, analbanians don't get to lay claim to European history.
>>529221595I forgot about this guy10 years ago I knew a guy who watched his content a bunch and he was a massive faggot. Not literally, but he simped hard for retarded bitches in the work place and pretty much did the opposite of what he saw in that guy’s videos. I knew this because he would make it a point to tell people irl he was subscribed to Golden One and “watched him a bunch”He was a Jeet though, so that is probably why he cared about appearances more than actions
>>529221595Only fags go shirtless.
>>529221595Spartans are noted specifically of being the darkest skinned of all the Greek tribes . . .
despite gymmaxxing he's still got a chud face sad
Steroid tranny maxxing lmao
This guy self posting on 4chan and bodybuilding forums in 2016 was some of the funniest shit ever in hindsight
>>529221595i wonder why the manosphere faggot shit didnt start with him and varg back in the day
I'm more offended by the Spartan glazing in pop cultureAt the end of the day, Spartans were a bunch of niggers who won like 3 battles and then got shit on by literally everyone else for the next 1000 years
>>529221595Quite glorious, in all actuality, if I do say so myself.
>>529224060it was all serbia before atlantis
>>529221595>Illyriansfor the slow ones, the giant upside down V is a Greek letter Lambda, because the people who used that on their shields were from Laconia aka Lacedaemonians
>>529224972cope
