>Alexander Croix, then 22, was struck in the head during a car accident on November 19, 2007>He has spent the entire time since in a hospital in Nice, France, just two miles from where the accident occurred, in a coma doctors feared he would never wake from>On February 10, 2025, he finally opened his eyes for the first time. Still unable to speak due to muscle atrophy, he has been provided with a text-to-speech machine, which he can operate with one finger (translated from French)>"I look so old now">"Has anything important happened in France in the time since?">"Do the credits from my college classes still count if I go back to school?">"How many Eurovisions has France won?"
>>529223738>>"How many Eurovisions has France won?"They should go back to sleep.
>>529223738that’s extremely interesting, thank you for sharing
>>529223738>nurse doesn't understand because she doesn't speak French
>no linkthis did not happen
>>529223738The Dead Zone...
>>529223738he will get a heart attack visiting Paris
>>529223738> why are there so many black and brown nurses?> why is a muezzin screaming outside?> um put me back in the coma please
Sorry buddy, you didn't make it. This is hell.
>>529223738That sucks hardOne moment you’re 22 years oldThe next, you’re 42How is his life going to play out now? He lost a decent chunk of it. At least he woke up I guess, so silver lining
>>529224046kind of the story of many NEETs here if you think about it
>>529223738Not much has really happened since 2007, I guess smartphones will surprise him for a couple hours. France already had shitloads of niggers so he probably won't even notice the extra ones plus he's in the 2007 bluepilled mindset
>>529224046Oh WAITFAKE STORY. I’m a dumby for falling for this lol, I’m usually the more skeptical type tooDon’t be like me, lurker
>>529224046Once he sees GTA 5 he'll be okay
Wait until he gets the hospital bill.
>>529223738>where did all these noirs come from?>why is my anus sore?
Poor bastard. Imagine the past 20 years hitting you all at once? Stuff of Nightmares
Fuck that's grim.
>>529223738Ask him if he thinks Paris has changed
>>529223738F
>>529223847>>529223952poor fellow
>>529223952This
>>529224046Also he has permanent mobility issues and low bone mass
>>529223738Don't tell him about the immigrants, let this poor brain atrophied bastard have a moment of peace
>>529223738>looks outside>"I want to go back to sleep"
>>529223872Lol
fake n gay
>>529223738put him back out, holy shit that poor man
>>529223738>Where the hell did all these niggers come from?
>>529224162>has Bitcoin hit $10 yet?
>>529223738>Has anything important happened in France in the time since?he doesn't know
>>529223952Jej
>>529223738his arm is rather swollen
2012 was the last good year so he really skipped all the shit times
>>529224046>One moment you’re 22 years old>The next, you’re 42I mean, I'm 42, and I feel like that, no coma required. That's just how it goes.>>529224162Sacre bleau!
test
>>529223738The only frenchoid I feel genuinely sorry for, imagine passing out in 2007 and waking up in modern fr*nce in 2026. Literally put him back under.
>>529224158Wait till he walks down the street and see's nothing but browns.
>>529224097Trvke
>>529223738Add it to the list of Eldritch horrors.
>>529223738>"I look so old now"I cant imagine being in my early 20s one day and waking up a 40 year old the next, that would fuck me up
>>529224046He better instantly find 42 year old women hot and not try be a paedo
>>529223847underrated
>>529224046At least he was an adult when he the coma hit. Imagine being 10 years old then waking up to be 30.
>>529223738poor bastard
>>529225015>underratedDon't do that. That's a gay retarded thing to post, and whilst I appreciate its a thread about French things, and the French are gay and retarded, it doesnt need you telling people which posts deserve more attention than they're getting based soley on your own take. It received the reception it warranted.
>>529223738hes going to kill himself when he sees 2026 France.
>>529223738>1pbtid>old story if even true
>>529223812>>529223801>>529223738fake and gay
>>529225349overrated
>>529223738Music and fashion wise; nothing has changed in 20 years.
>>529224046Lots of Marvel slop to catch up on.
>>529224046I think this is how most millennials feel right now.It literally feels like I just graduated highschool only a few years ago and the spiderman and lord of the rings movies didn't premier 25 fucking years ago.It's actually insane
>>529223847Audibly laughed
Has porn changed that much in 20 years?
>>529223738>take a 20 year nap at 22>wake up just in time to get a prostate examJust pull the plug
>>529223738>”Who is honkler?”
>>529223738>I look so old nowfuck, i'm a couple years older than him.
>>529223738he's gonna freak when he's sees the demographic change
>>529224097Jeez
>>529227354Hentai has, as art styles evolve as has the technology to produce it.Who cares about 3D porn. Women are women.
>>529225013that's actually an interesting point, will he even be attracted to women his own age, or is he still in the mind of a 22-year-old?
>>529223738Post A Link
>>529224046Go on TV chat shows.Get someone to ghostwrite a book for him, which might also become a film or TV show.He'll probably be alright for money.
>>529227305In the back of my mind I still feel like 20 years ago was the 80s.
>>529223738>which way is north?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzErMUs8xww
>>529223738His first load will be glorious
>>529223738>"How many Eurovisions has France won?"these people disgust me
>>529223738>How many Eurovisions has France won?
>>529224338based autist
>>529223738>why is everyone black?
imagine being a kid and waking up an old man
>>529227505What if it was like this anon said? >>529225185If he was 10 then, did not mentally progressed, would this 42 year old still crush on girls of that age?
>>529223738Betting 10 bucks that he wishes to have never woken up in a year
>>529223738What would be your first questions anons?
>>529223738The French republic just voted a law to facilitate euthanasia. He would have been on the waiting list for sure if he hadn't woken up now.It's not too late though because now he will be struck by a massive depression, regarding how France has turned into.
>>529227788y-yeah.. i-imagine
I wonder how many people on /pol/ just automatically believe everything they read here
>>529227788and not only this your countrie is also raped by niggers and arabs. he should go back to sleep its not like he will miss something good anyway.
>>529223738In two days he'll wish he'd never come back.
>>529223847Overrated
>>529223872 Correct. Nothing on google.
>>529223847>praise allah habbibi has awoken>mashallah!
>>529223738give this man a hooker to break the news, he needs a soft landing.
>>529228129IT IS REAL! ITS ALL R-REARRRAAGGggGH!!
>>529230063>IN MY MIND
>>529224138But its a good fake story
>>529223847lmao, shithole country
>>529223738>"Has anything important happened in France in the time since?"No same old same old, should be able to slip right back into normal life old chap
>>529227305Insane? Beyond insane, somebody please stop the time, months feel like weeks now
>>529223738That's how I feel waking up every day
>>529223738proof /pol/ will take anything as truth
>>529223847modestly rated
>>529223738can yall leave the room now?pulls out 1st gen iphone.ejaculates a pint from gooning to 90 pixels in 3g.
>>529224158>hospital billWhat ? We don’t do that here In Europe
>>529223738https://northfoundation.org.au/stories/michael-story-surviving-cardiac-arrest-from-heart-disease/
>>529223738You got an accident in France and wake up in Africa
>>529223738lmao this is fake as fuckhilarious how people here just fell for it without even reverse image searching oncehttps://northfoundation.org.au/stories/michael-story-surviving-cardiac-arrest-from-heart-disease/
>>529223738Looks around,sees his country is now all browned out.Asks to be placed back in a coma.
>>529223738>"كل شيء على ما يرام يا سيدي، يجب عليك الحصول على بعض الراحة لأنك ستجهد نفسك أكثر من اللازم!"
>>529224046He'll also probably never walk, talk, or be fully cognizant again.
>>529224138>Oh WAIT FAKE STORYtelling you that everything turn to shit since smartphones web 2.0 came about and accidental/unpredictable financial crisisbut if you ask scum that profited from all of it they will say oh yeah everything kept getting better and still does20 fucking years.............gone.
>>529223738>go into a coma>wake up in hellgrim
>>529223738>20 years of foley catheterThat dudes cock is split down the center, basically just a hole in his pelvis.t. nurse
>>529227305The reason you feel this way is because you've done nothing for the last 20 years spending it watching a computer screen. All the days bleed together because you've done the same thing day after day for years.
>>529223738Lol if you are tired too many days in a row you get put down in Canada
>>529224375Soon.
>>529224911It litterally feels like that.
Oh fuck man. He's going to think he went to hell.
>>529234110You mapleniggers put down people quicker than vets do dogs.
>>529234045Most people fall into a grind, and then one day they wake up and realize that decades have gone by. It's just life for the average person, and it happens even to people who lead successful lives.
>>529234185People like dogs.
>>529223738go back to sleep, fren...but i would love to watch him talk about how France went to shit
>>529224158That's not how it works here.
>>529224097FUCK
>>529234254Fuck this
>>529234045there are many, many worse fates in this world
>>529224046>>529224138Yeah fake storey but life really slip away real fast later in life
>>529224158Anon...you Brain damaged niglett, they have universal Healthcare.
>>529235909
>>529223738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iBU_D36-AA
>>529223738
>>529224158don't you mean *your* hospital bill?
>>529224444Wait until 50 hits. One day you look in the mirror and say who the fuck is that
>>529227305I highly value what I was able to experience since 2007, especially online
>>529223738Holy shit 20 years of black pills are about to be shoved into his throat and he is going to jump out the window
Yes
>>529228129everything I read is real and happening
>>529223738OP is a faggot. There is no way he is that fat if he's been in a coma that long.
>>529223738>Wakes up>Allahu Ackbar!!!>Oh shi...>Boom!
>>529223738Science finds that humans were never meant to wake up from sleep.
>>529223738Tell him France won another World Cup
>>529223738poor bastard.
>>529224097Story of wagecucks too. No job has given me a gf or any independence yet.
>>529227305>>529224097>left college around 2015>went back in 2017>did a bunch of horrible entry level shit that paid only like 14 bucks an hour for 2-3 years>worked at a 'real' job for all of 5 minutes before covid 19 raped my assholeBlows my mind it's been 6 years. I was at the top of my game earning 6k a month for 2-3 months at my first Real Job (TM) before I got laid off because of the covidcaust. I was in my fuckin 20s man, I was supposed to go to japan maaan. I was supposed to fuck that little freckle nerd chick I was dating on/off maaaan. I was supposed to crush sideways pussy at the Olympics maaan. I remember I wanted, like in 2016, to go to anime cons and hit on cosplay chicks. The funniest thing is I talk to 30+ costplay chicks now and they complain "10 years ago dudes always sexually harassed me at cons, but now they don't even care about 33yo me cosplaying as Tifa Lockheart!" or other boomer shit and it's like yeah bitch because you turned me down 10 years ago I don't want that shit now ewwww old hags are stinky af.Things were good and then they went south so fast and they never ever ever got better again. Though at least 10% of that is my fault, since I found some good investments on /biz/ and then I only put like 100 bucks in them instead of going YOLO with my 20k emergency fund. Woulda coulda shoulda.
>>529223738>French man wakes up from coma after 20 yearsJean-Pierre Adams, a former French professional footballer, woke up from a coma after 39 years—not 20—following a botched surgery in 1982. He was a centre-back who played for Nîmes, Nice, and Paris Saint-Germain, and earned 22 caps for the French national team in the 1970s. After suffering a brain injury due to medical errors during an operation, he remained in a coma until his death on 6 September 2021 at the age of 73. His wife, Bernadette, cared for him throughout, refusing euthanasia. His story gained international attention as one of the longest-known comas in medical history. While some online discussions (like on 4chan) reference a "French man waking up from a 20-year coma," this appears to be a confusion with other cases. No verified individual has been documented waking from a coma after exactly 20 years. The closest real-life case is Terry Wallis, an American man who awoke after 19 years in a minimally conscious state in 2003, but he was not French.
>>529223738They should tell him that 9/11 is funny now.
>>529224046starring Rob Schneider
