Unemployed and uneducated? We have the perfect training program for you, get on the bus Private Gonzalez.
>>530087898Can I sign up captain? For a citizenship and some cash?
>>530087898>Unemployed and uneducatedbecause i am mentally handicapped , now give me welfare
>>530088044Absolutely.
>>530087898Being around retards who can’t drive pisses me off too much. I know the gibs are super sweet though so it’s kind of a bummer for me
>>530087898Do you accept racists, I have a stim where I blurt out nigger all the time, I can't help it
>>530087898I'll just wait for the civil war to begin and collect the bounty rewards posted by people who haven't yet betrayed this nation for the pedokike govt-associated glowniggery traitor's status-quo.
>>530088177Wait, really? even me? You can keep the cash, just let me in.
>>530088254Absolutely. This isn’t a woke military anymore. Anyone can join willingly or unwillingly.
>>530088389Yes. ICE agent families were given citizenship for joining ICE, why shouldn’t the same be said for the military?
>>530088182they let people who can't drive into the army? wtf
>>530087898I would rather starve in the street that die for zog.
>>530088616Coward
>>530088469I keep applying to ICE but they said they wont take non citizens. Ill boot the mexicans out for you. Id be really great at sniffing out other canadians. I can spot my own from a mile away.
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>>530087898Lmfao I can't believe there are active recruiting threads on /k/ They are that desperate hahahahaha
>>530088887Put in a special request forum at your nearest recruitment station.
>>530089061>Lmfao I can't believe there are active recruiting threads on /k/have been since the 2000s anon. the recruiting thread is probably one of the oldest generals on the 4chan.
Serve your country>learn skills>network with like minded people>free education>make your family proud of youfind a flaw
Politicians hid themselves awayThey only started the warWhy should they go out to fight?They leave that all to the poor
>>530089061/k/ fucking glows like a Dutch Whorehouse
>>530088598It's best not to. Not being able to drive got me out of a lot of shitty details when I was in the Army.
Free food, free clothes, free housing. I'm getting me a new pair of boots. Dang, now I hear they'll pay for my schoolin' after I kill a few sandniggers. God bless the USA!!!!!
>>530089412off you go then
>>530089412I only want to join if female israeli nato soldiers are standard issue
>>530089412>find a flawIf your country is controlled by a foreign genocidal parasitic entity
>>530087898lost opportunity to 'advertise' the war with legitimate pics (like the old days)