https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/why-the-hell-are-trump-officials-panic-buying-armageddon-bunkers/ar-AA1XQlnDthe pedophile epsteinite-protector and his cabinet of people who were raised in households where abuse and emotional neglect was normalized and justified—all of whom prioritize an ill-conceived notion of "order" well above humanity—is going to get everyone killed in a pointless war for israel.americans, please fucking do something to get the republicans out of office.checks and balances to this point have clearly failed, and your system is clearly broken; you have to make some noise and let them know you're angry they care so little about you and the world.
>he thinks everyone reading this hasn't heard of all the celebrities and politicians that have been buying doomsday bunkers since 2005
>>530371704Woah, guess I'll have to postpone my groceries run and make sure I sign up fir Vault Tec today!
>>530371704Religion is a Nuclear War-Proof Bunker
>>530371704>The claim that members of Donald Trump's second-term Cabinet are purchasing nuclear-proof bunkers is partially verified by statements from industry suppliers, though the identities of the officials remain private.
>Atlas SurvivalOh no not no hahahahahahaha
>>530371882>"One of [Trump's cabinet members] texted me yesterday, asking me: 'When will my bunker be ready?'"Anon, I stress (I really do)—>When will my bunker be ready?
>>530371704
>>530371704we’re so fucked lol
>>530373077Why the lol?
>>530373077yeah :^(the american replies itt are not inspiring a lot of confidenceIt's pretty clear at this point that Trump would literally bomb its allies and say the Iranians did it, to goad them into warThis fucking psycho has to be stopped—Americans, PLEASE, PLEASE wake up from your fascist hallucinations and stop this monster you helped create.Whatever you want—the solution is improving science and technology, in peace. Not violence and war.
>>530375038I honestly don't blame you for assuming they were being facetious—maybe they were.4Chan's... "culture"......just a septic chamber of derision, ridicule, and trolling......it has proven to be a disaster for humanity.
>>530371704Same faggots last year said rich people buying bunkers was fake and rediculous.>https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/tulsi-gabbard-posts-bizarre-video-closer-to-the-brink-of-nuclear-annihilation/ar-AA1GsaeW>In a bizarre video this week, Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard claimed the U.S. was "closer to the brink of nuclear annihilation than ever before" because of "political elites" with bomb shelters.
>>530371704Seems like Trump was right, then, Iran indeed does have nuclear weapons and they need to be stopped at whatever cost to protect America and her allies.I am awaiting your apology.
>>530375625And Tulsi was right, btwSales have been booming since 2022>https://fortune.com/2024/12/17/nuclear-bunker-sales-booming-experts-warn-they-wont-provide-protection/
>>530371704>Ron Hubbard, the creator of Atlas Survival Shelters (ASS)this journo got fucking trolled
The time is very close now
>>530375625I think a lot of people are only just now realizing the mortal danger we are all in, and it has caused them to reflect on not just what they would publish, but who'd they have writing articles for their publications.There is nothing bizarre about fascists putting the world in danger.>>530375807Anyone could bomb the US—Trump is a senile lunatic who is seemingly just doing whatever people give him money want him to do. He's surrounded himself with yes men who refuse to stand up to him, and will say any provably wrong thing to publicly defend him; they are like emotionally neglected children, justifying their dad's abuse.As a result of all of this, we're clearly heading towards WW3. Trump's own cabinet members think so, and they're such cowards that they—from their position of power, where they could do something—would rather just keep quiet and cover their own butts.This cowardice is stupid in nature—what's the world going to look like after WW3? They and most other people would definitely think it isn't worth living in. At best—they would be viewed as war criminals by the remaining population and at worst, the remaining population would be too uncivilized to recognize they were ransacking an evil person's bunker.There is literally no worthwhile option for them other than stopping this.But will their cowardice and psychopathy let them?I'm sorry the world failed you.
>>530371704No names. Didn't happen. You are a smelly brown colored monkey. ook ook ook! eek eek eek!
>>530375625Bunkers are useless because they'll just prolong a miserable existence underground. Even if they have self-sustaining systems built in, their offspring will devolve to craven specimens due to human physiology.
>>530371704This is a normal thing normal people with a lot of money do. Many billionaires and regular guys with money build these.
>>530376813It's a real Texan company. Lol.
and you clowns got trolled by a journo who got trolledthere was never any good reason to share the internet with the world or teach you fucking monkey people english
Leftards are severely psychologically damaged I feel sorry for you
>>530375105Leaf youre sounding much more faggotty than usual. Grow a pair and stop worrying about the moves of kings when you're not even a pawn on their chessboard. Ask Jesus into your life and go about your pathetic day
>>530377139>>530377283Anons—I am 100% white. I do not know of a single non-white in my lineage.I know that this is unreal to you—but there are white people on the internet. And they—like a great majority of the non-white people—care about the world being destroyed and humanity ending.The article is real. The owner of the survival shelter company really contacted The Telegraph, and said that Trump cabinet members were buying bomb shelters.It is not optional: you must smarten the fuck up.
>>530371704Can't wait until they are in them. I'm going to try my hardest to find one so I can fart into their air intake before I succumb to radiation poisoning.
>>530378058>AIjeet postDo the sneedful, Akshit
>>530371704We would be at war if your blue jew was in office too you retarded faggot
>>530378203At this point, you are basically saying that everyone you disagree with is non-white. And you don't consider non-whites credible, or even worthy of respect.And so, your views never change. Not even to the most alarming of news. This is untenably dysfunctional.You live in an invisible echo chamber that fascists programmed you into constructing, which you prohibit yourself from exiting.You have been programmed to work against humanity's interests. You are a threat to yourself, and everyone else.Anon—if your dad were a good person, he would be very unimpressed with what you've become.But I'd be willing to guess, he probably never really cared. That's maybe where you get this profound—outright dangerous—indifference from.
>>530376989the only good thing about your long post is that it gave your dog a 3 min reprieve from being fucked in the ass
>>530371704A bunker won't save them from being charged with treason.
>>530371704Holy SHIT! Are you telling me TWO WHOLE PEOPLE bought doomsday bunkers?? THE TIME FOR PANICKING IS NOW!
>>530375038He's from the faggot site that's sent here to shit the place up.Also bunker faggot who makes bunkers wants to drive up sales of nieche products and faggot liberals slob his cock and believe the lie? Color me shocked. I really really am
>>530371704>pedophile epsteinite-protectorBiden? Lmao
>>530379177CABINET MEMBERS.TWO OF TRUMP'S CABINET MEMBERS WOULD RATHER HIDE AWAY IN A BUNKER THAN OBJECT TO TRUMP.THE DRIVER AT THE WHEEL IS SENILE.EVERYONE WHO SHOULD BE KEEPING HIM ON THE ROAD IS TOO AFRAID OF HIM.STUPID FUCK.
>>530371704>thinking it’s causative rather than Trump just selecting for the kind of yes-man retarded enough to buy a marked up buried shipping container
>>530372887Is this even a real story?
>>530379755It's a marketing campaign for big bunker.
>>530371704can’t the doomsday bunker salesman just lie and say that
>>530379432OH FUCK A DOOMSDAY BUNKER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>530379755>Be bunker salesman>Guys two people from Trump's cabinet just bought nuclear bunkers, no I won't leak their names>Maybe you should buy a bunker too, you can even buy our deluxe prime luxury bunker which is just a concrete lined hole in the ground, only $10,000.
>>530380624I poured my basement for 10k in 2020
>>530378852>>530379432did you look at the site?their bunkers are basically a shipping container buried in the backyard. who in the cabinet do you think would buy a budget backyard bomb shelter in texas?someone trolled the journo. they were probably browsing bombshelter makers and that one's company initials are A.S.S. and the founder's name is Ron Hubbard.That's too funny not to do something with. Site might look like shit now, but oldfag anons were fucking funny. trolling a low-level fresh out of college journo who works for a liberal slopnews website isn't mission impossible.I just think its sad whoever trolled her didn't do it for the lulz here.
>>530379755The original story is here:https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/08/american-bunker-boom-fuelled-by-iran-war/I chose the MSN article linked in the OP because there's no pay/data-collection wall.Unless the Telegraph is outright lying by being contacted by him, or they were tricked.But the central theme stands—this news is highly believable, because Trump's cabinet have demonstrated that they are nothing but cowardly yes men.He shits himself—very likely on the regular—and they wouldn't dare ask him to wear a diaper.Any insane, clearly reality-contradicting thing he wants them to say, they say.Your guys' country is being absolutely pilfered by garbage leadership—and all you can do is justify, justify, justify on their behalf.>>530380260>>530380280>>530380624It really doesn't make sense to do this—his message reads more like a timely warning than an advocacy for bunkers.Doing this even brings into limelight, the fact that a bunker will preserve you and whatever stuff you have from the blast—but it WON'T save you from the apocalypse.There is so much horrifying shit that could easily happen to all of you—and you're here denying the gravity of the situation.Looking for a way out of acknowledging the reality that war is coming to you—war that your so-called "leaders" brought upon you while you justified it and defended them, as if they will ever return the favor—and the world will not be on your side.I don't know how to put this more bluntly: You're fucking around.At the very least, you're complicit with your visibly inept government pointing their power at the rest of the world like a maniac with a gun.Trump himself is quite literally telling you that "bombs could hit the US" and that "people will die".With apathy, he says this stuff.Sheer disregard for humanity.As if it is routine, or necessary.This fucking ridiculous war for Israel's nazi zionist government.Your first instinct is to deny, and justify for them.
>>530371704God damn, the Atlas survival bunkers are nigger tier. Do these government retards expect to survive in that shit? Stinky!
>>530382573no one here cares if the US got nuked, it'd fix the demographics problems overnight.you want reddit or facebook this board is immune to this kind of concern trolling
>>530382482YOU ARE MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU IGNORANT FUCK.TRUMP'S CABINET—THE GUYS WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BARK WHEN HE'S LOST HIS SHIT—WOULD RATHER RUN AND HIDE THAN CONFRONT HIM ON YOUR AND EVERYONE'S BEHALF.YOU'RE HERE ANALYZING THE QUALITY OF THE BUNKERS—POINTING OUT HOW ITS NAME HAS A SILLY ACRONYM, DELIBERATE OR NOT—WHILE YOUR COUNTRY'S LEADERSHIP FUCKING ABANDONS YOU AND EVERYTHING WE'VE ACHIEVED FOR THEIR FEAR OF TRUMP!!! THEY MAY HAVE ACTUALLY BOUGHT THE CHRISTIAN DOOMSDAY FANTASY, HENCE THE SILLY BUNKERS!!! HOW CAN I SPELL THIS OUT MORE CLEARLY, YOU FACETIOUS PIECE OF SHIT?! YOU HAVE TROLLED YOUR WAY INTO ACTUAL PERIL!!!YOU ALL HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE, AND IT IS CAUSING IRREPARABLE HARM TO YOURSELVES AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!YOU COULD COURSE-CORRECT IF YOU STOPPED BEING A FUCKING MORON—I DON'T HAVE MUCH FAITH AT THIS POINT!!!
BUMP.>>530383902INTROSPECTION, AMERICANS.INTROSPECTION, NOW.LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND CONFRONT THE FUCKING DEMONS THAT WANT YOU TO SEND US ALL BACK TO THE STONE AGE.WHOEVER HURT YOU—YOU BECAME THEM!!!RISE ABOVE THE BULLSHIT; RECLAIM YOUR HUMANITY, APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS, AND APOLOGIZE FOR PROMOTING FASCISM!!!
These fucking kikes are going to get us all killed.
>>530383902Its a fake story you stupid caps lock faggot
>>530385111zionists.the zionists are your enemy. not the jews.the jews are people—fallible, and manipulable—just like anyone here.the zionists are the ones who groomed them into this mentality.and they must be stopped.they've groomed israeli jews into genociding palestinian jews from childhood.and then they shout "anti-semite" at their critics.they are exactly like the nazis. they must be stopped and held to account. international order must be maintained.>>530385192IF IT ISN'T REAL—TRUMP'S CABINET IS STILL DEMONSTRABLY TOO AFRAID OF TRUMP (A SENILE PANTS-SHITTING EPSTEINITE) TO EVER STAND UP TO HIM.AND IF IT IS REAL?!DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY DENY, RIGHT?!RIGHT?!?!?!ANYTHING FUCKING GOES IN TRUMPLAND!!!! AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A NEURODIVERGENT WHO ISN'T TRYING TO INSTATE FASCISM THAT WOULD RUIN LIFE FOR NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE, LIKE THE NEURODIVERGENTS ON 4CHAN!!!!!!WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU STOP STANDING UP FOR YOUR ABUSERS?!?!GET A FUCKING GRIP!!!!!!!
>>530371882>people don't believe in underground cities and tunnels in 2026This shit place consists of layers and layers. Hell is real, it's underground. Cloning and all that shit is fucking real. All the Hollywood movies are real
>>530378845YOU'RE AMERICAN, RIGHT?!SO FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT ITSTOP TREATING WORDS LIKE "SOLIDARITY" AND "UNION" AS IF THEY'RE OFF-LIMITS ON ACCOUNT OF YOUR OVERBEARING "MASCULINITY" AND ALL THE RECOURSELESS DEFEAT IT CAUSES YOU TO ACCEPT.ORGANIZE (PEACEFULLY!!!), AND DEMAND(!!!) ACCOUNTABILITY FROM THE ZIONIST-WORSHIPPING SHITBAGS IN BOTH PARTIES!!!THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN'T DO IT FOR YOU!!!
>>530386806>JUST THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY AND WAGE ONE-MAN WAR ON THE SYSTEM, OK???Sure thing you Canadian faggot
>>530388179I LITERALLY SAID "ORGANIZE PEACEFULLY" IN THE CONTEXT OF BEING A UNION, STANDING IN SOLIDARITY WITH ONE-ANOTHER.YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORANT FUCKING INDIVIDUALISM-OBSESSED AMERICAN PAWN THAT YOU INFERRED I'D ASKED YOU TO WAGE A "ONE-MAN" "WAR" ON THE SYSTEM. FUCK YOU!!!YOU *CAN* UNIONIZE (WITHOUT RACIAL PREJUDICE) AGAINST ZIONISM!!!YOU HAVE BEEN CONDITIONED TO THINK THAT THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! YOU KEEP USING HOMOPHOBIC SLURS!!! YOU KEEP DIGGING YOUR OWN ATOMIZED GRAVE!!!STOP DEFENDING THE PEOPLE WHO CAUSED YOU BRAIN DAMAGE AND MISERY!!!>>530386806AMERICANS!!!I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND.STOP BEING APATHETIC, AND FEELING POWERLESS AGAINST YOUR GOVERNMENT.YOU MUST STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES, AND THE REST OF US.YOU MUST.IT IS NOT OPTIONAL.THERE IS NO GOOD WAY OUT OF ALL THIS, OTHER THAN FOR YOU TO REJECT YOUR STATUS QUO ANTI-HUMANITY ZIONIST LEADERSHIP.YOU DON'T NEED GUNS. YOU DON'T NEED WEAPONS.YOU, AND MOST OTHER AMERICANS SIMPLY NEED TO DEMAND FULL ACCOUNTABILITY, AS A UNITED PEOPLE WITH BARTERING POWER.STRIKE, AND RESPECT THE STRIKE.JESUS WILL NOT GET YOU OUT OF THIS—ONLY YOU STANDING UP FOR YOURSELVES WILL.YOU CANNOT ALLOW YOUR COUNTRY TO COLLAPSE LIKE THIS.ANY PROBLEMS YOU HAVE CAN BE FIXED THROUGH THE CORRECT APPLICATION OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY; WITH THE FUNDING YOU PUT INTO YOUR MILITARY, YOU COULD LITERALLY FIND WAYS TO REPAIR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE OR MALIGNED PSYCHOLOGICAL CONDITIONING YOU SUFFER, AND PAY FOR EVERYONE'S TREATMENT.THERE ARE COUNTLESS INCREDIBLE PATHS YOU COULD TAKE—BUT YOU WALK DOWN THE ONE OF TUCKING YOUR HEAD DOWN, TAKING UP FASCIST IDEAS AND DYING ALONE AND MISERABLE.YOU HAVE NEARLY BEEN DIVIDED AND CONQUERED.START DREAMING!!! TAKE THE FUCKING SWASTIKA OUT OF YOUR HEART!!! STOP POLICING CONVERSATIONS FOR ANTI-FASCIST LANGUAGE!!! GO LISTEN TO MUSIC!!! GO LOOK AT ART!!!KILL THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE THAT LIVES INSIDE YOU!!!
bump.
seems like a fake article. why would cabinet members need lower quality commercial bunkers?
>>530382573I refuse to live my life in fear like some faggot sperg. Every single time one of you giganiggers shows up with your LE HABBENING threads, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. Why would I take you any more seriously than any other faggot happening thread? Will you come back and apologize if you're wrong? I suspect you'll make another fake and gay thread about the next fake and gay happening instead.
