Why are millenials so happy? It pisses me off.
>>531311796im happy because i own my house and i get to boss around children like you at work.
>>531311796they're the mopiest group of mopes ever to mope.why do you think they're happy, did you see one polishing his participation trophy?
>>531311796Not sure what the video is saying or who it's for
>>531311796>zoomers are too low iq to make a coherent argument or funny meme
>>531311796I'm happy because I live alone and rent a very cheap apartment and pay for no utilities. And fuck paying property taxes, this country fucking punishes you for owning a house. I do as little work as goddamn possible because fuck paying income taxes too. The government is raping Canadians to death with taxes so I refuse to earn a dollar more than I need.
>>531311796Don't know who this is but it looks like a zoomer birth year.
>>531311796we just don't care what others think.
>>531311796I dunno, I'm usually not. Why do zoomers almost always look pissed off?
>>531311796they're gratefor all this new stuff, zoomers were born into it. millenials remember 144p only videos, VHS tapes and cartridges you had to blow into
>>531311796Who is this young man?
He is handsome, skinny and has great hair. Why wouldn't he be happy?
>>531312469>zoomers are too low iqBut zoomers mog millennials, nothing else matters
Do you want to start an exploration team?
>>531311796Pursuit of Happiness, boomer. Try reading the constitution and our countries' founding/core beliefs.
>>531312304this might be the most wretched boomershit retard post i've ever seen in all my god forsaken years of browsing /pol/
I'm just grateful I've paid off student debt awhile back and the mortgage this year. Got a wife before all the zoomer dating trends got going, just two undergrads meeting through education. AI is eroding my industry into dogshit but I'm glad I got to be a part of it and tick off the major tick boxes.Difficulty just seems to be increasing each year, zoomers got it way harder.
this but americans and south euros
>>531311796Because I became a homeowner in my 20s and retired at 30. Now put the fries in the bag you mullato golem.
>>531311796I'm 5 years from retirement
>>531313434Zoomer are gay for each other while millennials fuck their women
>>531311796I’m secure enough financially to where I’m finally affording things and I’m content with life. Ive lost a good bit of weight, i have a job where I don’t work too much and I get to spend time with family. Why should I be miserable?
>>531317643This is actually true. I’m 40 years old and my last three gf’s were zoomies.
>>531311796we didn't grow up during social media times.
>>531314529the first half is a paraphrased simpsons quote, anonYHBT. HAND.
>>531316972if im not dead by then ill be surprised
Millennials had the best easiest time in human history, hence the weak men. Every single industry peaked in the 90’s and 00’s. They made R*ddit.com and faggotry the norm and that’s all that needs to be said.
>>531311796boundless narcissism and anime
>>531317643funny how true this is
>>531311796its smarmynot really proper happyits because they're the faggot generation that like to sniff their own farts
>>531318110Usenet existed back when you were in diapers. Also, people used to meet up IRL to have gay orgies, unlike nowadays, where they just have gay ERP sessions on Discord.You lived through the AIDSiest of the times and yet you believe you're not as degenerate and corrupted, if not more so, than generations who came after you.
>>531311796The secret is avocado toast.
>>531311796Its a choice to be happy anon
Because we aren’t old like Gen X.
>>531311796Weed and SSRIs
>>531318026>I’m 40 years oldBullshit, 17 years old tops according to picrel
>>531311944you're only 1 disgruntled employee away from getting bummed. ask me how i know
>>531311796Because we don't have to wage and it pisses boomers and materialists off.
>>531318654Gen X here. Can confirm, I went to a few orgies in my time.
>>531311796>Why are millenials so happy?Because their savings accounts have $10,213 in them, whereas zoomers have $150.38 in theirs. And it feels good to be rich, baby.
>>531318654party lines were hotcall locals in your areai knew a chick that did that with her momi fucked them both
>>531313434Zoomers are gay retards who talk shit online while doing nothing irl.>clavicular being a niggerand committing crimes again
>>531313511I badly want it to be 2009 again.
>>531311796Literally me
>>531311796Why is he so zesty?
>>531321761He's basically doing a mating dance to attract females.You simply don't understand the lengths that pussy starved beta males will go to.
>>531318026Who the fuck is this kid and why is he always posted?
>>531321889>mating dance to attract females.>females Tee hee
>>531321967They keep trying to meme him into being 40 and I dont get why. Its probably some lefty shit to push pedo stuff or lower the voting age to 10 or something retarded.
>>531312304What I always love about the Gen X and Boomer participation trophy shit is who do they think gave Millennials the trophies? Who do you think came up with the idea for them? You think millennial kids in school in the 90’s came up with the idea to give themselves trophies? No. Like every other bullshit idea, it lands squarely on the shoulders of boomers and X’ers.
>>531317643Zoomers are out there looksmaxxing and being fags, while some millennial with a beer gut and a townhouse is fucking their women.
>>531311796Maybe you should try enjoying your life zoom zoom you only live once bud
>>531311796lack of baldness.
>>531311796it turns out jews act like cringy faggots no matter what age they are
>>531311796Because we are poised to become the wealthiest generation that has ever existed
>>531311796>"Hey there, have you had a chance to take a look at our handhelds menu? What sort of protein would you like? That'll be $35. We're behind on our lease payments">*stomp clap hey!* plays in the background
>>531311796It's gae for a man to dance
>>531311944I wish some British faggot tried to boss me around. Lmaoo
>>531323334Kek it’s because Gen X are their parents with their shit genes.
>>531312583Being a loser with no family or possessions that’ll show em! I bet your Star Wars Lego playsets and vidya lead a fulfilling life
>>531311796Most of them are pretending
>>531311796I've never seen such a young man
>>531311796That's a homosexual. Note the gayface. They frequently pretend to be happy in a way that's aggressive.
>>531318353>weak men create hard times>we are in hard times>boomers are the ones in charge
>>531311796>hello my fellow goyim. Don't you just hate wh*te people that are a decade older or younger than you?
>>531323655My parents lost all their money, I'm not getting shit
>>531318026He looks so young what the fuck
Tfw millenials think im too young to get it and zoomers think im a millenial and uncool
>>531311796the hipster aesthetic is so underrated
>>531323655What fucking jobs? Can't have the house if you don't have the job. It's already too late anyway. And who cares about the house now that we are old. Who cares about money. Boomers should've given us money so we can INVEST with it. But they just kept saying "get a job", "rent" not work>invest>grow.
>>531329725this is the dumbest shit ever naming generations is only a very new thing
Get the concentration camps fired up
>>531311796Because we're the only generation who stayed 17 forever
>>531329945Hate to say it but Im going to have to side with the meme flag here that meme is normie AIDs
>>531330003We're coming full circle. Trump has brought balance to the universe. It's amazing, really
>>531318026Jannies, 404 this nigga for being too young to post
Dancing really is of the devil and should be banned — or at least highly regulated.
>>531330129Miller: I love it when a plan comes together *A Team music*
>>531329945>constant d&c generation threads>wtf no one even says this shitThe point i was making is millenials think im too young, zoomers think im too old. The generation debate is retarded. My parents were born on a cut off and theyre half boomer half gen x in mindset, one more boomer one more x. Yet we have daily threads kvetching about which generation is the worst one.
>>531311796Thats a zippertits isn't it?
>>531318026If you're 40 years old you should be married a decade or more and raising up a family. Why are you having any girlfriends at your age, let alone them being the age your children should be?There something wrong with you?
>>531318654Never went to an orgie. Did some unscrupulous things regarding craigslist and plenty of fish, not gay, just awful women, always wore a condom.married now and content."Why go out for milk when you have a cow at home?"
>>531330848Yeah we should have but nobody is paying us. I started this journey in 2016. So where's my house, family and money? I voted Trump and got nothing for it.
>>531311796We're actually pretty depressed as a generation, but we realize that since everything's fucked, we don't actually have to have kids. So as long as we can keep our jobs, we can just play video games every day until we die. Which is a comforting thought.
>>531331128You sound like a cluster b clusterfuck female. Lol
>>531311796Thread theme:https://youtu.be/PKVOeQICi1A?si=ZRynOtMvn1oxoLL3
