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Good for him.
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>>531582603
>Welcome to Shartmart
>That's about all, peace out
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>>531582603
i want to take a 6 month sabbatical from my $150k/yr wfh job and stock shelves at walmart for a bit.
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I know a guy that got a job at walmart, one of the managers cracked a joke saying has he never worked before because he's so slow (he was a 35 year old neet all his life, did some pizza delivery to buy booze and weed on the weekends). He took it very badly and left. He went on like they were working him into the ground, expecting a restock pace that was impossible

Everyone can't be a winner though. The sad reality is people have to do these shit jobs to pay bills. That's you.
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>>531582603
Mutiny in isle 4.
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>>531582849
>The sad reality is people have to do these shit jobs to pay bills. That's you
Actually, I am a free man and a Real American born in the country founded by my ancestors. I don't have to do anything that I don't want to. I will bid you good day.
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>>531582603
Let’s rob that nigga.
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>>531582603
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
I was driving through Rutland the other day and thought of blaring this from the car stereo but didn't...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU
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>>531582603
I'm gonna poop my pants only got a quarter dollar in my pocket
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>>531582849
Maybe the manager shoulda just kept his faggotcuck mouth shut.
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>>531582603
I prefer the Quartering
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>>531582603
why do only the good die young?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63i0Okzeu8Y
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>>531582603
Rutland is getting a new super Walmart soon.
Rut Vegas is on the way up in the world.
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>>531582603
You couldn't even generate your own AI slop and just took that screenshot from this AI slop song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ_ah6-uszY
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>>531586328
RIP
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I don't know who this is and I don't give a fuck. If you know who this person is, you are a fucking loser just like him.
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>>531586755
calm down, sigma male, you're posting on 4chan pol
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>>531582603
Thank God. Nigga needs to do some work.
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anti Styx leftards will be sacrificed to Stolas
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>>531587154
its AI you retarded little kid
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Price check on aisle STOLAAAAAAS
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>>531582849
fuck wagies
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>>531587555
All these images need to be uploaded so it shows his missing teeth.
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>>531587786
*updated
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>>531582603
I'm putting together a team
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>>531585291
Based
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>>531582603
Do they have good discounts on gaming laptops?
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>>531587786
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>>531582603
So this is what you get from studying gnostic knowledge, huh?
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his job will be the cell block smegma cleaner
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>>531586755
Same, just like him because of his ridiculous pirate hat. Wtf dude
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>>531582603
Based off of the body cam video I saw of his ex girlfriends arrest Styx must date the hags from Walmart that he works with.
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Put him in the laptop department.
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>Hi, welcome to Walmart
How do you respond?
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this thread is proof they don't want you to get a job to improve yourself - they want to humiliate you. evil, evil wagies
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>>531589954
one if by land, two if by sea
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why didn't you NIMBY-ist RINOs donate more?? his talents are clearly not being utilized properly at a 9 to 5
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>>531589954
>yes hello can i a get a free 12 labtops
>wtf did you just say you dumb bitch
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>>531582603
>Hey, Styx! Did you see the laptop gamers in the hardware aisle? They've disappeared.
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>>531582603
https://youtu.be/CDM6v1XhWEg?si=j4SQHwy5EKKIL4zG

Styx - "Blue Collar Man (Long Nights)"

Give me a job, give me security
Give me a chance to survive
I'm just a poor soul in the unemployment line
My God, I'm hardly alive
My mother and father, my wife and my friends
I see them laugh in my face
But I've got the power, and I've got the will
I'm not a charity case

I'll take those long nights, impossible odds
Keeping my eye to the keyhole
If it takes all that to be just what I am
I'm gonna be a blue collar man

Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me respectable, man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not I'll take those

Long nights, impossible odds
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes all that to be just what I am
I'm gonna be a blue collar man

Keeping my mind on a better life
When happiness is only a heartbeat away
Paradise, can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there
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>>531582849
Your friend is a pussy and parasite on society.
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>>531582849
>The sad reality is people have to do these shit jobs to pay bills. That's you.
No, that's YOU, retard.
>""""Reality is""""
>""""HAVE TO""""
>"TO PAY BILLS"""
None of that shit is true. That is not reality, they do not have to, and they are poor precisely because of their world outlook which is as pathetic as paying bills. That is why you are a eurotrash with this proletarian worldview which limits you severely, "I'm a dumb worker and as long as I pay the bills it's ok". If you listen to a fucking retard poor person they say HOLY SMOKES A BILL DUE I NEED TO PAY IT OR MUH HECKIN LATE FEES. They are having a conniption that this is a life or death matter and will go out of their way to make sure it is paid "have to" and "need to" are their favorite verbal modifiers because these impell them. If you say why repeatedly they will snap, every fucking time. Being a poor person is a choice. A temporarily embrassed millionaire isn't a poor person because he isn't mindcucked into saying he "has to" do anything as trifling as this nonsense. He chose to be a loser. ZERO sympathy for these idiots because they want you to be as poor and miserable as they are and what they hate more than anything is people who don't give a damn about expenses and say to hell with money, and just go after something big. You are a temporarily successful poor person, you will always be an infectious nasty person with a psychologically contagious mental AIDs which is why you make excuses for these idiots and the idiots you both owe bills to. Aristocrats, real millionaires and temporarily embarrassed millionaires mog the ever loving shit out of you which is why you are nothing. All bark no bite retards playing the world's smallest violin. Fuck every last one of you. Go smoke weed and drink booze you losers and bitch and moan about how you """""have to"""" pay bills and lecture people about how to be thrifty and get by. Nasty small minded suffocating restriction mindset. Suffer retard.
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>>531582603
>empl*yment
a loss for gamers everywhere
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>>531592560
For me it is less about gaming than about shitposting. Time wasted at work is time spent not shitposting. And it is undeniable that 4chan is the engine driving western civilization's cultural and ideological evolution.



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