In just 1 week we destroyed the entire>navy>army>air force>tens of thousands of ground troops>the entire government totally decapitated with the loss of only 7 troops (4 by friendly fire). We killed almost 2000 iranians for every american life and totally obliterated their country.Trying to frame this as a "loss" is genuinely hilarious
>>531647554Then why are you sending more troops and begging for help? Doesn't sound like winning.
>>531647554hormussy status?
>>531647554>Jam boy having a melty….Is it getting boring waiting in line for your gas ration jam jeet?
>>531647554>weShow flag then
>>531647621Open for non-USD business.
>>531647554are you the same kike that made the "Iranians are all troons, bros, were gonna kick their asses" thread?
>>531647554So... why is Hormuz still closed rabbi?
>>531647554Show your real flag.
>>531647713No insurance though which means any ship going through does so because of sheer desperation but luckily for Iran that means the whole of Asia.
>>531647554Yawn.Iran knew this was going to happen. So they invested in thousands of small high speed boats and low cost drones to fight an asymmetrical war because they know for a fact all they have to do is shut down the straight and America can’t do shit. It was part of the plan all along, moron! Our gunboat big dick swinging shit doesn’t work with Iran. Despite what the cia tries to convince you of they’re and incredibly clever group of monkeys.
>>531647554Neocons like to celebrate prematurely
>>531647554OP is absolutely right. Look at all the shills seething in this thread!
>>531647841Like you?
>>531647620Nigger, you don't know shit about war. It's not uncommon to shuffle troops during one, you giant fucking moron. Don't try to spin every ridiculous headline into a negative.I swear to God, region locking can't come soon enough.
>>531647554regime change status?hormuz status?
>>531647868They're sending an expeditionary marine group, not shuffling troops you dumb nigger, you're actually wrong here, stop pretending to be smart because you arent paying attention
>>531647841>>531647554Ahahahahahaha
>>531647554The elephant in the room
Interesting. Meanwhile, Iran blew up:>13 American military bases>Hundreds of US troops (only 7, lmao, stop smoking crack)>Tel Aviv>The entire global energy market>Trump's credibilitywith the loss of an 86-year-old ayatollah who said on multiple occasions that he wanted to be martyred.Trying to frame this as a loss is delusional.
>>531647622The kicker is that, due to (((regulations))) and general incompetency, the First World cannot even use gas to cylinders to cook / heat. So, once the gas on tap stops, riots being.>there levels of subsistence which the turd world are willing to endure
>>531647868Nigger I hope they put region locks so I don't have to read another retarded amerimutt post. You are talking out of your ass and you are worse than a hallucinating AI.
>>531647554yeh we're winning so hard gas is up over a dollar a gallon, diesel more, just in time for planting seasoni hope we can win a little harder so we can get $10 dieselthats when we know the iranians will rise up against the regime
>>531647554And all it cost you was:The world economyYour reputationYour country when zDems landslideYour allies200 billion dollars in extra military expenditure Hope it was worth it
>>531647554>HELP ME GOY I'M WINNING SO HARDlol. LMAO even.
>>531647554So the strait's open?
>>531647868>butthurt migger golem wants an echo chamberlol 2016 election tourists are the worst thing to happen to this site
>>531647868Pool's still closed, migger
>>531647554>tens of thousands of ground troopsThen you woke up
>>531648030>the First World cannot even use gas to cylinders to cookCunt how have people forgotten how to use a barbeque?
>>531647554
>>531648258That was actually the plan. Glowniggers could see how redpilled 4chan was becoming about feminism and incel-related issues and wanted to quickly stifle any attempt to dismantle the feminist system by sending tradcuck retards to co-opt the new right into serving it, so they banned /r/the_donald and drove them all here to shit the place up with normalfag bullshit about muh job, muh kids, muh truck.
>>531648198>200 billion dollars in extra military expenditureWell, about that. It was a loan from kikes. They expect payment soon. Call your congressperson to make sure Trump has the money. Debts need to be paid.
>>531648257non sequitur
>Scoreboard says we won!Remind me what K/D-ratio in Vietnam was, and who ended up losing the war, and making self-pitying movies about how much PTSD the soldiers all got fighting rice-farmers?
>>531647554Yeah but Iran doesn't need to maneuver. Nobody said America couldn't defeat conventional militaries in battle however how Iran is fighting is unconventional. They didn't really have a conventional military in the first place. Iran is all in on guerrilla warfare with missile technology. They are going to let geography be their defenses like the Japan did at Iwo Jima.
>>531649076>Non sequiturReminder that the original plan was kill the regime and create a popular uprising against the government, now the USA will consider it a success to re-establish the Status quo.Your President fucking sucks and should be guillotined
>>531647554>we
The usa simply can't win, you're naive about politics if you see victory in this. We don't even know what's going on, is Iran still launching missiles or is trump seeing to their surrender? we just don't know anymore.
>>531647554Great so everything but the important part: their drones and missiles.
>>531647620The help is more to signal buyin for straight closure. If you send troops you get some say, but a controlled amount in how that's conducted. It comes with the implicit threat of more radical options if we(the us) are left to handle this however we feel like.
>>531647554Well, that's excellent news zogsistersNOW WHERE'S MY UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER???!!!
The sandjoggers will payCommunism will failEntrepreneurship will winWomen are still second class citizensBut they don't have t cover their hair and faceWomen are good for nothing but sex slavesWe will take all your oilsAll your goldsAll your hot iranian step sistersWill be ours now
>>531649328Americans are preparing for war. They want this war. They need this war. The US economy is dying and what's the solution to that? Americans always choose war.
>>531647554Thank God that war is over and the good guys won.
>>531647621Open for the free world
>>531649244>Reminder that the original plan was kill the regime and create a popular uprising against the government>wasthe US military has communicated to the opposition to WAITfrom day one, and the latest public communication of the WAIT command was yesterdaywe haven't even knocked out the power yet, which is precursor to any revolution (you would admit this if you were being honest)>now the USA will consider it a success to re-establish the Status quoyour assessment that we would be happy with the status quo doesn't reflect our demands (iran called them "unreasonably maximalist") or our continued bombing campaign
>>531647554>>531647841>This extremely low quality samefag bait thread works in current year with current swarthy anons and will hit bump limit Shame. It used to be so comfy here
>>531649530It's not over. Americans are all hyping each other up for this war. There are concerts on military bases right before the employment...
>>531647881>regime change status?Technically it is a new regime, they're just way more based than the last one.
>>531647554Be honest. Youre only here because the Pakis are melting.
>>531651437Yeah the new hardliner regime isn't falling for jewish tricks. They have reacted perfectly and even surprised me with such resolve. >They were not like, " Oh thank you USA for the 30 day truce, we are sending diplomates over at once"!>Please stop killing usThey said no negotiations are happening and no truce is happening and if Trump invades Kharg island we will obliterate them.
