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>JUST IN: The Artemis II toilet’s vent froze over, potentially causing the terrible smell astronauts reported.
>NASA is tilting the space ship toward the Sun to try & thaw it out.
Just imagine the smell of shit and piss of all those naughty female astronauts, Gods
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God I hope it gets to hot and shit bursts out everywhere, before it crashes
Fuck this dei mission
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>>532403172
Imagine being this miserable
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>>532402778
The Indian engineers who designed the rocket must have skipped designing the toilets.
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>>532402778
Artemis? More ewww stinky
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>>532402778
visit space to be trapped in poo poo room with no way out
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>>532403172
rollin
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>>532403288
give me some more of your seethe boy
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Call Cousin Eddie
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>>532403302
more like Shartemis
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>>532403302
Aussies used to be funny and witty with their bantz. Now we have this? Oh how deep has the mighty fallen
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>>532402778
just poop next to space vehicle, have the canadian show you
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>>532403485
Kek
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>>532403288
maybe you'd be more comfortable on pleddit?
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>>532402778
SAAAAAARTEMIS II
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Why is poop so funny bros
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>it now smells like thawing feces
MISSION SUCCESS
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>>532402778
> toilets breaking down on Airplane carriers
> toilets breaking down on spaceships

wtf are Americans eating?
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>>532403172
>im miserable and hope the mission fails, that'll cheer me up!
>a woman and a black guy are actually insanely qualified and intelligent?
>no that cant be, women and blacks are dumb, pol told me so!
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>claims to have landed on the Moon 70 years ago
>can't even design a toilet
laugh at amerimutts
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>>532403172
Any astronaut is genuinely ubermensh regardless of race.
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>>532404380
The porcelain throne is a science that has being improved upon albeit with different material iterations for thousands of years. Alas mutts engineering and civilization have gone the ways of India so therefore it all becomes DESIGNATED.
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>>532403728
Angry Joe hitting new lows. Sad.
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>>532404492
>hire indians
>can't even design a toilet
Truly a mystery
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Why can't the USA into toilets anymore?
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>>532402778
TIME
FOR
THE
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
BAGS,
SAARS AND MAAMS!!!!
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>>532402778
>Fartemis
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>>532404884
Got greedy and overdosed on H-1B. Also current funding is peanuts compared to what NASA had available in the 60s
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>>532402778
It's expected from employing pajeets...
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>>532404381
KYS nigger worshipper.
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>>532403288
awwwwww, widdle faggot can't handle reality so has to pretend it's not so bad? how about you man the fuck up and accept reality for what it is, that's step 1 to doing something about it and not dying in a ditch you dug like a retard
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>>532404381
If it fails catastrophically will you finally admit that DEI is dumb and gay and should never be tried again?
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>>532403172
Yes
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>>532404381
>>532403172
>woman and negro are so qualified and intelligent they can't even foresee the shitter vent getting iced in fucking space
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>>532403172
/thread
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>>532402778

Multibillion project and no working toilet. Sounds almost Russian.
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>>532405250
DEI is dumb. Astronaut selection isnt DEI
>>532405287
Astronauts dont design space shuttle shitters. Engineers (possibly DEI) do
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What's up with the Globehead pee pee poo poo psyops
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>>532405200
Imagine being this embarrassing
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>>532402778
We lost the technology to make functional toliets
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This whole thing is this fake show but let's say for a second it was real you can't put these motherfuckers on a 10-day fast and just store the piss bottles
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>>532405356
>Astronaut selection isnt DEI
Is it not? Are you honestly telling me that there are no White male astronauts superior to the negro and female who should have gone instead of them?
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It was fixed. Thread over.
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>>532402778
this sounds fake, the space toilets don't use water or expels anything outside, they literally shit and piss through a tube thing that stores everything in a bag that then can be dealt with easily
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>>532403728
Citizen did well.
One eye on the streets, the other on the jeets.
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>>532405522
I cant speak foe the woman but the black guy is insanely qualified
Ex seal, multiple Ph.Ds, thousands of hours piloting, peak physical condition etc
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>>532402778

quite amusing. Certainly a nice change of space from butthurt dune coons trying to spam this board with their bullshit.
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>>532405628
What would happen if they ejected it into space? Couldn't that be a way to make contact with life on other planets? Shitting in their general direction?
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>>532402778
Didn't something like this happen the last time they put a woman up there.
I remember something about toilets
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>>532405830
Why even make this up? Or make his qualifications seem greater than they are.
He has three master's, no Ph.D's. He is not a former SEAL, he was a naval aviator.
That is not to say he is not qualified, but he is not some ubermensch.
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>>532402778
American nigger-tier technology
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>>532406182
I was going off memory which is evidently bad
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>>532405356
>Astronaut selection isnt DEI
It clearly was, retard. Nigger+woman+foreigner(though White Canadian). Couldn't be clearer the DEI ideology has infected a large number of subhuman retards.
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>>532406686
Name 3 white American males more qualified
Ill wait, actually.
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>>532405628
>they literally shit and piss through a tube thing that stores everything
No. The liquid is expelled out of the craft. Clearly the pajeet that designed the line failed to accurately project the freezing dynamics.
>What happens to the liquid?
In the theoretical instance where a pajeed didn't design the toilet, it would be pushed back towards Jupiter's orbit and beyond by stellar winds. There it would freeze.
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why do they feel entitled to just litter space with their shit
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sir the toilet design was subcontracted to india, sir, dont not redeem
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Is the thing about the heat absorbent never having been properly tested at the adjusted angle they're using for reentry actually true?
Imagine how many moon landing denial schizos there are going to be if they burn up on reentry.
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>>532405830
You should move to Africa my nig'. Loads of "insanely qualified" "people" there ready to give you a generous helping hand. They can help lighten your wallet or even initiate gold mining operations on your skull.
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>>532402778
>take a huge shit just after launch and clog the toilet for the rest of the way
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>>532406891
why do americans WORSHIP and LOVE big black cock?
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>>532406998
Space is infinite and every poo is a floater
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>>532406913
Panspermia?
Imagine a lump of frozen feces traveling the cosmos and one day landing on a planet and birthing bacteria that becomes new life.
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>>532402778
Putting humans in space is dumb and silly and I stand by this opinion.

Robots do not need to shit or piss.
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>>532405356
>Astronaut selection isnt DEI
If that was true there wouldn't be a single female astronaut.
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>>532405904
The design of this particular craft includes having urine vented directly into the vacuum of space. This is unlike the International Space Station, which has astronaut urine also used as drinking water.
Once collected in a small storage tank, the liquid should be periodically expelled through a dedicated vent nozzle on the side of the spacecraft. As the liquid hits the vacuum of space, it instantly freezes into millions of tiny, glowing ice crystals.
Unfortunately the pajeets who designed the outlet nozzle did not correctly calculate the freezing rate as the liquid was expelled, causing the line to block up despite the heating element operating at full capacity.
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>>532402778
G-D WE CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT ANYMORE, FUCKING DEI WASTE OF MONEY BULLSHIT MISSION, I HATE THIS TIMELINE
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>>532406891
Literally any of them.
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>>532407130
I accept your concession
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>>532405200
You’re such a faggot lol kys
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>>532402778
It's always darkest right before the shit melts.
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>>532403288
He's not trapped in a shitbox in space with brown people so he can't be that miserable.
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>>532407415
Chill out. On Apollo the astronauts literally had to shit into a clear plastic bag in front of each other. The smell lingered for literally the rest of the operation and occasionally a lump would float through the cabin.
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>>532407446
Let’s be real, most self-identified “white” /pol/ users are dysgenic brown subhumans who would get mogged by that nigger in every way. It’s just a fact. A corn syrup slurping migger giving his opinion on who should be an astronaut is laughable.
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>>532407462
The astronauts barely have to do anything on this mission. 99.9% of it is all done by ground control. The only stuff they have to do can basically be done by nearly anyone. Testing aiming, the toilet, sleeping, etc...
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>>532403172
I thought there was just 1 black guy
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>>532407415
You’re a retarded nigger addicted to ragebait and seething at innocuous or cherry picked content. Ask yourself who makes money off of your pointless sneething.
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>>532402778
Why not use a purely mechanical flush system and use a simple non-electronic heater to warm the venting system to prevent freezing? Seems like an easy and simple way to take care of a problem like this. Use a mechanical system you can operate with a handle/levers, use a heater connected to a couple simple power banks.
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>>532407710
Migger cope. There’s a reason they don’t accept 76 IQ pajeets like (You).
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>>532407667
Explain what is being discussed here:
youtu.be/OVptNSqMNvM
And maybe your opinion might carry some weight.
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>>532402778
Why not just eject the shit and piss out into space?
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>>532407747
Piss and poo bead up into little globs in zero gravity. And most importantly: It Doesn't Go Down
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>>532407788
What was Artemis I?
Literally the same mission but with mannequins. EVERYTHING was done by ground-control, idiot.
The astronauts have over-ride which includes testing steering and here they are testing other human-related components of the craft since it's part of a wider mission to establish a permanent Moon base. Yes, the nigger and woman are only there for DEI points.
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>>532402778
Jeet engineering.
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>>532405506
Astrionauts are coddled as hell. We spend tens of millions of dollars trying to make their favorite foods dehydrated. We waste billions of dollars on a tin can. They don't deserve to be comfortable
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>>532407934
The lead astronaut is a jew named Wiseman. The only actual white man on the ship is a canadian
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>>532407934
The astronauts have to be able to perform any and all emergency repairs and procedures because you can’t just call up a plumber or electrician. Hence the IQ cutoff excluding (You), miggerjeet.
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>>532407904
I know all of that, which is why you use mechanical force powered by a person's arm to push the nasty bits where they need to go. It's simple, and if made from aluminum or titanium, won't break. This isn't rocket science, it's basic mechanical engineering. I could probably whip something up in an hour given a list of materials and specifications needed. I used to build weird contrivances like this as a kid to do cool things in my forts and other hideouts.
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>>532407831
this. they should build some kind of vent system for this task next time
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>>532403373
I think you got confused, tubby
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>>532404381
>"they're the most qualified!"
>killed by mismanaging a toilet
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>>532404381
Kill yourself nigger.
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>>532408072
And you do? You stack crates for a living like a goddamn beaner. Have some respect for your betters who actually paid attention in school and did something with their lives, Paco.
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>>532403302
Fartemis
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>>532403172
Fpbp
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>>532408072
>We spend tens of millions of dollars trying to make their favorite foods dehydrated. We waste billions of dollars on a tin can
Money well spent.
I rather give that money to intelligent people designing sophisticated systems, which can then circulate further around the economy initially on things of their interest, over giving welfare to niggers and other subhumans.
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>>532405356
Lel none of these underage retards responded to the obvious point that the asstronauts didn't design or build the toilet
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>>532408274
I am a groundskeeper, for your information. Astronauts are also soldiers, who are inherently deserving of contempt. Fuck the military with a rusty tire iron
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>>532408164
Putting the shit in space is way too far. Even venting the urine is too far for me though I suppose it's tolerable. No doubt a pajeet mission would squirt shit everywhere.
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>>532408299
classic gif
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>>532408336
subterranean and ocean exploratuion are more practical than buring fuel and throwing metal into space, never to be retrieved, for 100x the price it should cost. The mole people are the future, not the ayylmaos
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>>532403172
I’m not a believe in dei but that would be sad, don’t you want humanity to explore the galaxy?
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>>532408388
>IQlet doesn't understand why the MIC is so integral to the economy
No surprise.
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>>532408388
I agree with this actually. Hating them because of some retarded “own the wokies” boomer shit is retarded, hating them because they’re pissraeli puppet zogbots is correct.
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>>532408336
Don’t forget the biggest welfare queens of all, miggers.
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>>532408477
We can and should do both. It's not like we lack the manpower.
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>>532408415
I'd think a simple push-auger system to force the refuse into a holding tank would suffice, though I don't know their space constraints on the craft. There's simple ways to do it though that won't result in a programming error preventing the whole system from functioning. Relying on thousands of lines of computer code to get the shitter emptied is needlessly complex, because there's too many weak links in the chain of operation.
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>>532402778
UH OH, STINKY!
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>>532404381
honestly, what the fuck are you doing here?
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>>532402778
It’s crazy that people believe this utter tripe.
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>>532408589
Why, we cannot gain any resources from space. It is a waste of fuel, money, food, time, and human life.
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>according to the latest nasa report the toilet malfunction was caused because the head engineer Pooblastafar Visajeet didn't program any toilet functions since he didn't know what a toilet is
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>>532402778
Why do Americans need to poo so much?
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>>532402778
>oh nvm houston, it was just nigger smell
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>>532408695
For starters the Chinese supposedly have a major Moon base objective so we can't fall behind. Secondly major tech advancement can and has come from space missions. Finally it is an excellent way to inject money into the correct location in the economy. Those well-paid engineers spend the money we print on things that the like. Who will spend in a better direction: An engineer or a person receiving welfare?
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>>532408987
the united states is headed towards a massive depression due to its government spending. We are fucked. furthermore, i do not care about the chinese, their population will crash within the century, and their culture is so repulsive that they will have no true influence on global affairs.
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>>532402778
why is every piece of expensive american tech destroyed by toilets? who the fuck believes this
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>>532409827
It's part of an advertising campaign to get children interested in space and engineering. "I could design a toilet that works!!!"
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>>532402778
may the sun warm our shitpipe so the astronauts can dump out the space waste
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>>532404680
kek
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>>532404381
If the mission fails or doesn't perform to the expected parameters then yeah, even their "best" sucks
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>>532402778
uh oh..
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>>532407595
kek
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>>532402778
I feel like this is fake and spaceships that have people inside them are scams and they can’t do that, if it’s feeling they’re not there and they’re on the ground going off a script about the vent freezing over
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>>532415575
>I feel like this is fake
It's not. A fucking pajeet really did fuck up the design of a very simple mechanism lmfao.
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>>532403172
Roll
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>>532415575
It is fake and we are going to hear daily drama. Jeets must be in charge is the stories because of all the toilets in the fake news lately.
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>>532404194
Some anons are just decent people
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>>532405120
Did one of those two take your spot? Dang man I hate that you got passed over
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>>532407710
>the astronauts dont
Thats called cope
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>>532415575
>>532415854
Yeah it's just the daily/weekly show for goys. Suspend your disbelief, but yes. I like your analysis that it's an Indian Freemason or even and Indian influenced ai generating these stories.
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>>532402778
nasa controlling the ship. they are just like the dogs and shit sent into space. lab rats.
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>>532402778
>tilt ship toward sun to thaw it out
Oh fuck off
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>>532405767
>One eye on the streets, the other on the jeets.
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>>532403172
Isn't there something about boiling in shit and piss for Jesus in some specific document?
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>>532402778
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>>532402778
happened to me as a young lad fixing 10,000sf abando, got so cold in the basement ~100' of our new pvc drain froze solid

they need to it w piss and point a propane heater at it
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>>532402778
Hehe, pee and poop simultaneously they will. Thank you, Collins Aerospace.
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>>532403291
>Indian engineers
Oh noes... it's indeed an DEI company.
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>>532402778
has as much interest as the 250th "parade" but with such craziness going on im sure the aliens will take notice and pay us a visit like in star trek
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>>532415987
I wouldn't do the mission. For starters the design of the craft is not to my standards.
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>>532402778
lol this is a plot line from the Big Bang Theory
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>>532403288
Imagine projecting this hard
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>>532403172
What's got you so down, Bruce? Is it your chinky eyes?
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Clogged the bowl with a massive, intergalactic turd.
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>>532403288
Do you know where you are? 95% of everyone here havent had sex ever.
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Are they pretending to go to the moon again? I haven't been paying attention.
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We will lose contact with them soon and track them as they fly off course never to return to earth so we never find out what went wrong.
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>>532418097
I'd say a rescue mission would be speedily assembled in record time if that were the case.
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If it’s not the VanAllen Belt, it’s the clogged turd bowl. I’m just waiting for bad ‘Uranus’ jokes now.
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>>532404381
>>a woman and a black guy are actually insanely qualified and intelligent?
B8
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>>532418097

Good. Just let them quietly float off into infinity, in their stinky craft, and pretend this one never happened.
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>>532417197
Kek
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>>532402778
artemis is now saartemis
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>>532404381
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false alarm
the jeetening has ended
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>>532403413
lmao
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>>532402778
First, NASA is in control of the ship? The people on it can't angle their ass to the sun?
Second. A toilet vent on a fucking space ship?
Space really is fake and gay.
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>>532403302
Poopemis
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Smelling piss and shit the whole trip is kinda funny.
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>>532402778
Just fly it into the sun at this point. It has been a complete shit stain on humanity's legacy and dignity. An utter embarrassment. A complete disgrace
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>>532402778
Everyone just staring at the nigger when the smell started.
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>>532407595
Aren't there also woman up there?
They go batshit crazy in space and drill holes in the hull while clouds of period blood rain down upon the crew and equipment.
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>THIS DUMB BITCH JUST ATE FREEZEDRIED CURRY FOR THE 3RD NIGHT IN A ROW.
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>piss and shit in tube
>tube exits to hard vacuum
>nobody foresaw piss and shit freezing over when exposed to hard vacuum
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>>532421239
The designated shitting suction tube failed to do the needful, sirs.
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We live during weird times. Half the country cant afford to eat, ww3 rages, and i am getting play by play updates about a roller that is hurling through space 100s of thousands of miles from earth
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>>532423968
Toliet
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>>532416506
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>>532408533
There's only one human on that crew, the Canadian. The rest must not be allowed to explore the galaxy, thus his death is tragic but necessary.
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>>532421239
They literally fling nigger shit out into deep space? Wtf?
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>>532402778
It's not the smell of bullshit in their air?>>532405362
Satanists hiding GODS work.
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>>532402778
>all right gang, we need you to marinate the piss and shit in some sunlight
The aroma...
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Yeah, we know the women have hit their limit, its about controlling their outbursts from here on in. I guarantee there are no screwdrivers on this mission.
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>>532403288
No, he's right. The entire mission should've been planned by whites and only whites. Letting shitskins participate leads to shitskin results and smells.
I hope NASA learns from this but I believe they won't
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>>532402778
Immaculately built by and for Brappy Pajeet Passengers.
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>>532419980
And that's just regular women. The one up there is a jewess so she may go even further than that
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Wow. Someone posted the link to the live stream last night and I clicked on it for 5 seconds and thought "this is gay" and turned it off but in those 5 seconds there was a voice of a woman and she was mentioning an issue with the toilet. Saw this most and it has come full circle.
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>>532402778
100% real and totally believable. Anyone who questions this story is a mentally ill flat earther.
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>>532424998
that black guy is more accomplished than 99% of your country.
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>>532403288
Based
>>532403172
Reee
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>>532425704
I refuse to believe you. The modern world runs on DEI policies
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>>532404381
the astronauts literally have no control over anything; NASA ground is piloting it all they're just there to stress test the life support
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>>532402778
Zesty nigger shit has caused the mission to be renamed: Fartemis Poo.
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>>532402778
yeah, the US never been to the Moon. can we stop pretending already?
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>>532402778
If we assume they’re faking the mission (almost near certain), what would be the reason for them adding this to the script? My best guess is they’re in low earth orbit and the craft is still failing.
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>>532408072
astronauts have to be extremely coddled because if they're not NASA can get fucked big time
basically if an astronaut decides to go full neet while in space NASA literally can't do anything about it until the scheduled end of mission, so they are extremely incentivized to keep the astronauts happy so they actually do their fucking job
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>>532403172
kek
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>>532402778
>the terrible smell
Literally piss and shit kek
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>>532402778
>fartimis
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>>532404380
>what are Americans eating?
Idk but in the last couple years I've been clogging the toilet at an alarming rate. My shits are simply long and girthy
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>>532407313
Isn't that just the Indian creation myth?
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First the pooeng shartliner gets boomernaught and spacewitch stuck on the ISS. Now the onions capshit is venting nigger turds and period farts into their air.
These were the people telling SpaceX they weren't experienced or good enough to manage human space flight.
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>>532426087
>LEO
No such thing.
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>>532403172
Kek
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>>532402778
There is only one female on the mission though you disgusting homo
>>532403172
Chinkoids are seething lmao!
>>532403288
Yeah, this place fucking sucks, all these turd worlders need to have sex, and I mean not with their cousins or raping kids like their pedo prophet did
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>Artemis II, launched in April 2026, utilizes advanced AI as a "fifth crew member" to assist in deep-space navigation, real-time system diagnostics, and decision-making
Yep, some pilots didn't deserve to be there, they are being carried by AI
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>>532402778
this is what happens when NASA hires a bunch of Indians with "P.H.Ds" to design the space toilet. Your hired indians to try and figure out the most complex thing their bloodline has never figured out, sanitation. Honestly i hope it starts violently spraying shit through the whole capsule at some point, the real OceanGate diverse competency hired engineering.
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>space toilet freezes over
>rest in piss
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>>532427393
it's incredible how insecure you guys are about Indians. your bullshit IT jobs will end regardless of jeets because LLMs are already streamlining most of it anyway.
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>>532427617
The digital jeet is even less qualified than its biological counterpart.
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>>532403172
FPBP
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>>532427617
>how insecure you guys are about Indians
disgusted by*
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>>532427842
>qualified
high level programmers were always rare as they are actual mathematicians. chaning a few lines in github code and then sell it to boomers as computer magic was most of what these "programmers" did since around the early 2010's. this caused an oversaturated market and now they are bitching that their low quality jobs are being outsourced or automatized.
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>ctrl+f "polymarket" [0 Results]
so everyone here thinks it's normal to get your news from polymarket's xitter posts?
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>>532402778
>it smelled like burning
>it's because it was frozen
please explain
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>>532408235
Anon this is another example where you’re making up shit in hopes someone agrees that that damn nigger and cunt were actually wrong. Nobody was killed. They didn’t mismanage a toilet
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>stuck in a small enclosed space where you need the fucking sun to thaw out the poo and pee
CONJURE THE OLFACTORY SENSATION
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>>532402778
now all we need is a fire in the laundry room and it's full mutt superpowers on display
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>>532402778
>shitters clogged
WORKING AS DESIGNED
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>>532403288
Thank you for sending poo and nigger into space.
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when the capsule gets back on earth itll be like opening a giant can of poop-stroganoff.
do NOT imagine the smell
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>>532402778
>3 months of space exploration without any human feces floating around in Zero-G. Fuck that!
>*grabs wrench and starts beating the shit out of the toilet*
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Rescue party inbound
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>>532409827
Most people believe it's real.
>They wouldn't lie to us!
>Sure I am constantly seething about how evil they are "destroying families" by deporting criminals, Trump being a literal pedo friend of Epstein and the military bombing kids in foreign countries
>but they wouldn't lie to us about space!
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>>532428188
I think the whole thing is a psyop and all the video footage we see of this "moon mission" will be Hollywood special effects.
Doesn't really matter what the source is.
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>>532403172
kek
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>>532402778
No one cares at all
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>>532402778
The nigger is fucking the white woman and the two white cucks are watching.
Nice "space" mission.
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>>532403485
Artemis 2
Shartemis Poo
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>>532431690
Shart'n'piss Poo
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>>532402778
>H1B pajeets infest NASA
>the spaceship now smells like shit
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>>532424369
you would keep it?
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>>532428188
>he comes to /pol/ for news
>not to pretend to be retarded
ur doin it wrong
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>>532403485
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>>532402778
Artemis is just doing loops of earth.
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>>532405200
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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NASA is so stupid. If they wanted to thaw out the toilet they should just fly TOWARD the sun.
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>>532403485
It's called Art's Shart and Fart because nasa means to deceive in hebrew and space is fake and gay.
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>>532402778
>Being trapped inside a tin can for a week with a malfunctioning toilet making it stink of shit
lol grim. This is what you sign up for being an astronaut I suppose.
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>>532402778
This reminds me of the memes this website created when it was thought that the titanic sub was at the bottom of the ocean. I expect similar art to be created or this board is dead.
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>>532403485
Kek
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>>532404251
It isn't. If i were there i would be pissed. It's funny because it isn't happening to me, is all.
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>>532402778
as above so below, USA USA USA
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why do they only have one toilet
why are there no disposable toilets/diapers that can be shot out into space from a trash compactor
This whole thing seems poorly planned even from my limited knowledge of spaceship design.
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>>532402778
Kek is this real?
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>Ground control to Major Brown
>Ground control to Major Brown
>Take your tranny pills and put your diaper on
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>>532404492
Sixty years ago we sent them up in diapers with bags. One of the guys had a stomach bug at the time but still went up.
https://www.sciencenewslab.com/the-apollo-mission-had-no-toilet-heres-how-the-astronauts-went-to-the-bathroom/
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>>532406913
It wouldn't leave the solar system and would either orbit the sun or eventually fall into the sun. Leaving the solar system takes substantially more energy than just leaving Earth's gravity well.
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>>532406579
You memory is extremely bad if it is somehow autoglorfying blacks.
I suspect much false propaganda resides in you.
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>>532402778
This is an easy fix. Just run some copper cableing to the pipe and create a resistance band out of aluminium or mylar. This will thaw out the pipe through electro-thermal exchange.

You're welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5VMZqgVzRo
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>>532403172
You're a sad, bitter loser but I have to admit that would be quite funny.
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>>532402778
Jew vill eat ze shit.
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>>532404250
underrated malaka
have a (you)
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>>532404380
this is an engineering problem, not a diet problem. the engineering problem is that you're putting jeets in charge of designing a toilet system, which they are unfamiliar with. How long is this entire mission supposed to be anyway?
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>>532403288
Checked and niggerloverpilled
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>>532403492
At least he's not a faggot from Germanistan getting raped by drug dealing Kurds and robbed by Turks
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>>532403413
>space shitter was full!
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>>532437489
>toilet failure on aircraft carrier and space craft because of putting jeets in charge of concepting a toilet
Never thought of it that way. This explains a lot.
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>>532406050
I don't know, but there was some lesbian on the ISS who had a mental breakdown and tried to sabotage something. I don't know how space toilets work, but women are fully aware that you're not supposed to flush hole products, but they constantly do it anyway. I guess they're too embarrassed that other people might see it, even in the women's restroom where everyone else who is supposed to be in there experiences the same thing.
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>>532402778
It’s just like sunshine, on Board the icarus I, but indian
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>>532437731
>women are fully aware that you're not supposed to flush hole products, but they constantly do it anyway.
Expecting response behavior from women raised in the Judaised West?
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who clogged it with their collossal shits?
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>>532402778
Pointing it towards the sun isn't going to help with that horrible smell.
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Good fucking die drowning in shit
Fuck this fake ass gay ass space shit
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>>532402778
I'm seeing a pattern here.
Foid goes on the International Space Station and blocks the toilet because, reasons.
Foid goes on spacecraft to orbit the moon and blocks toilet.
Foids hate toilets.
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When I imagined the problems with space travel I never imagined it would be the toilets
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>>532403485
got 'em
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>>532402778
>hire poojeets to contruct your cutting edge spacecraft
>toilets don't work
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>Bring woman on space mission
>Complain about the smell
lmao, you can't even make this shit up
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>>532438972
She was having heavy flow day. So heavy the vacuum of space couldn't handle it.
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>>532402778
Humanity needs to stay the fuck away from the moon. They trespass on holy space.
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>>532402778
Did problems like this exist back when NASA was predominantly staffed with white men
I've watched a few documentaries but I don't remember any stuff like this being talked about
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>>532439503
there's a chance they wouldn't have mentioned it back then, especially without social media, but no reports as far as I recall
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Just drink water for 10 days, they don't have to eat and shit on such a short flight?
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>>532402778
Who the fuck keeps fucking up these space toilets
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>>532439503
Yes
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>>532440900
probably the same engineers who worked on the 737 MAX8
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>>532440900
Not Boeing this time, they are the ones that got shartliner pretty much cancelled.
Locksneed Martin built Orion.
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>>532407728
A woman and a Canadian...so basically the ship is piloted by one guy



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