Oh no, why are reporters suddenly not allowed to see President Trump?
occam's razor, he's busy.
>>532402911He probably shat himself
>>532402911He handles himself for one day the way Biden did for four years and everybody thinks he's dead. Kek.
We're gonna know for sure if there's no retard schizo rant tonight on twitter.
>>532402911He finally got around the playing BioShock
>>532403043Wouldn't his nurse write one for him?
>>532402964Naah...Press has already used to smell of shit....it is something else.
>>532402911>trump not making public appearances>washington forcing satellite imaging companies to censor the entire middle east from march 9th onwe're WINNING BIGLY
>>532402911Maybe he just wants to enjoy the weekend.
>>532402911
>>532402911I'm guessing this shit is a distraction to something important
THAT NIGGA DEAD
In b4 "he would have wanted us to finish the job".
>>532403325after transitioning
>>532402911There is a ground operation in iran to retrieve the pilot. Could be the reason
>>532402911Why does the leaf care?
>>53240291130 generals figured out they can mutiny together?
>>532405802Leaves are starving soon thanks to the global economic crisis
How bad is Vance gonna be
>>532403048Very Jewish game. Watch American Krogan's multi-part series on it, if you care to.
>>532402911It's part of an Epstein reduction procedure.
He just shat in his diapers again. Move along, is anyone else getting sleepy? Only trannies care about this. You’re brown if you care about this.
>>532402911Heart failure.
>>532402911He's just having complications with his weekly gallon of jew cum injections. We'll be back up soon with the regularly scheduled programs soon.
>>532402911Holy shit, your TDS is really severe and you're not even American. Do you track his every movement and spam about it here?
>>532408053
>>532407956>'heart failure'I called it yesterday. I said they'd kill him in the next few weeks, obviously they didn't want to wait
It’s the Shabbat and he doesn’t work on Saturdays.
>>532408190dick sucking nigger pedophile found posting taking it up the ass from Tyrone A as Tyrone B is fucking his wife on the toilet. Disgusting Australian shit.
>>532408125According to /pol/, Trump has died at least 34 times in the past decade.
>>532402911Why waste time updating faggy reporters who drop freely available information behind paywalls and skew information?The white house doesn't need to disperse information to journalists. It already has in house methods.
>>532402911He's dead so from now on he will only be seen in Bibi style AI videos.
waiting for the AI update of him buying a hotdog or something
>>532402911Trump is never going to die. Stop getting your hopes up. He’s going to live longer than you are
>>532402959Occam's razor .... probably the N-word is gonna be next.
we are so fucked
>>532402959>occam’s razor
>>532406450We might find out very soon. Spanish Inquisition, anyone?
>>532409474occam's razor came from reddit?
If he did die, Rest In Peace, sweet prince. If he hasn't... See you at the wedding!
It's Easter. He's probably doing family things you incels.
>>532402911probably either nap time or he's having a dementia episode and can't be made presentable to the press.you'll have to be happy with the ai trump on video from now on.
oh noanyway
>>532402911The way that nigger’s been rambling the past few weeks I’m surprised it took this long.It’s probably Easter vacation shit or military stuff though.
>>532409996What if he doesn't make his typical 2-page long schizo tweet at 3:32 AM?
>>532409801trump?celebrating ANYTHING related to Christianity and NOT streaming it for the gullible retard protestant evangelicals to slurp up?yeah the niggers dead
>>532409655He's the laziest president ever. Stop simping for a retarded pedophile
>>532409801>>532410197Probably setting "Trump's dead" rumors so he can appear on sunday and act as if he came back from death like Jesus.The real hot shit would be dying while bragging like that.
>>532410495reddit simps for trump?
>>532410774/r/thedonald did until they came over here and shat the place up
>>532410957are you living in 2026 or 2016?
>>532402911Test
>>532402959Floyd's razor, he can't breath
>>532411534kek
>>532402911Well the press could be iranian (ass)ets if you catch my drift The president is sharp as a diamond but he's also an incurable womanizer, to avoid the infiltration of intelligence agents among the myriad of female journalists he usually thrills they will suspend access just during this critical phase of the war
>>532406450the question is really how much of a munity will the rest of the cabinet attempt on him if he doesn't keep doubling down on post-Trump MAGA insanity
>>532403043This.
