Aussie sisters, our response?
>>532418128Based. USA #1
>>532418128Strait status?
>month long special military operation that basically destroyed the illusion of american power>strait still lockedBASADO
Stupid ass war and stupid ass satanic president
>>532418236closed permanently, because it chokes china off from oil and makes us rich af lmao
Yay you got a slave of Epstein back!
>>532418236devoid of unsunken irgc naval assets and prowled by wild hogs that are feasting on mudshit corpses at will....why do you ask?
>>532418128Strait still closed. I’m so ready for the 2nd TACO tomorrow
>>532418310>copeEasy mate
Aussie sissies...I mean sisters, the cancer man is making fun of you.
>>532418310china and russia are the only countries getting oil through thoughbeit
>>532418236Went from providing 2% of America's oil to 0% of American oil. 98% of American oil is not effected
>>532418310That sounds pretty schizo. Proof that china isnt being let through?
>>532418128Losing a plane but still trying to make it look like a win because your guy didn't get captured when he bailed out. The whole fuck up probably cost 500 million dollars. Keep winning seppos.
>>532418329like the one that went for a swim yesterday?
>>532418373you have 20 days of oil and then you country collapses lmao >>532418407>>532418430they are getting a small amount that iran had already loaded into tankers before the war, its less than 5% their pre war shipments
>>532418128Uhhh Taqqiyabros...?Should we revert to talking about the Strait?
>>532418236>>532418252>>532418332Here comes the hotstepper, murdererI'm the lyrical gangster, murdererPick up the crew in-a de area, murdererStill love you like that, murderer>US forces have successfully extracted a downed American airman from Iran, with the rescued crew member and the special operations team now “safely out of Iran,” according to reports.No, no, we don't dieYes, we multiplyAnyone test will hear the fat lady singAct like you know, RicoI know what Bo don't knowTouch them up and go, uh-ohCh-ch-chang-chang>The airman was one of two aboard an F-15E Strike Eagle shot down earlier this week. Both had ejected over southwestern Iran, triggering a high-risk rescue mission.Here comes the hotstepper, murdererI'm the lyrical gangster, murdererExcuse me mister officer, murdererStill love you like that, murderer>The second crew member was recovered following intense fighting near the crash site, as US forces carried out a complex operation deep inside Iranian territory.ExtraordinaryJuice like a strawberryMoney to burn baby, all of the timeCut to fade is meFade to cut is sheCome juggle with me, I say every timeHere comes the hotstepper, murdererI'm the lyrical gangster, murdererDial emergency number, murdererStill love you like that, murderer
>>532418470yes exactly like that, and numerous. ferast enough to get too fat to fly sometimes...
>>532418409Yeah and yet Venezuela reserves were untouchable for many years. Wanna buy some oil?
How can he write this when I was assured by /pol/ that he is dead?
>>532418483Yeah and you'll lose yet another allynice win
>>532418128I hate this guy now and I hate this war but this brought a tear to my eyeI’m proud of my country, I love my fellow countrymen. I hate what the Jews have done to corrupt us. Happy Easter guys. He is risen. He is saved. Beautiful moment.Still fuck the orange faggot for getting us into this bullshit
>>532418252Go get your ass flayed for spitting on the sidewalk and have something to cry about
>>532418309>"hell will reign" - Easter weekend post from Trump
>>532418128What was he saying?Can you post it in Mandarin Chinese please?In Australia we speak Mandarin Chinese.
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>>532418128>we sent 5 in and blew up 2 of our own that's why there's videos of two destroyed rescue helicopters>no you can't have the pilots name yet>yes he's fine we're the greatest country in the world stop asking questions
>>532418128>some dude crashes in the mountains, shot down>bro is alone in the mountains>they go and get himok?that's good, one less death in the name of pissrael even better, he can actually live to see the fight against the real enemy, the jews
>>532418593I fucking wish Christ would come back and kill Trump and Satanyahoo.
>>532418568who cares? enjoy fighting your neighbor for beans haha
>>532418128>lost two more planes in the processkekhow many more dead mutts that did not tell us about?
>>532418252It hasn’t destroyed the illusion of American power. It has demonstrated the limits of it, but we have militarily annihilated Iran and did so in pretty short order.However, we also exposed the incredible vulnerability we have with missile and drone defense.
>>532418568Go suck of Albanese. Your entire country exists at our pleasure, don’t get it twisted you feckless dolt.
>>532418674Yeah this shit is pretty sus. Like something someone who watches Marvel movies would come up with.
>>532418741Go easy on him, Anon. Its bad enough our Aussies sisters are fighting for gas.
all things considered, it's good news because a man is alive who could easily have died. but it's news that didn't need to happen, like all the deaths over the past month. announcing it like some great victory is like shouting to the rooftops that despite fucking ten homos last week, you don't in fact have AIDS as you feared.
>>532418515>be sandnigger >bad at doing things in the sandWhat did shitskins mean by this?
>>532418515Too soon
>>532418310>He believes in 4d chess
>>532418387What does this have to do with Australia?
>>532418128>>532418252yeah like trump and usa hasn't been lying it's arse off..give us the casualty numbers
>>532418502>agent mutt capturing a true aryan under zog ordersgrim
>>532418409Americans consumers are still paying more because of it, retard
>>532418128>Happy EasterIsamlotrannies.... your religion is fake and gay if it couldn't even bag one American on mudslime clay....
>>532418515NaNanananaNanananaNanana NananaNananana
It just keeps getting worse, aussie sisters!
Good. Fuck the people hoping for a gore video.
>>532418979>the most powerful military, political, financial and intelligence apparatus in world history is as ill conceived, haphazard and unplanned as I am In other words, you don’t understand. Got it. No wonder your country is wholly irrelevant.
>>532418225remember this post when your number is called in a few months
>>532418128>Everything is going to shit, but we have air superioritykek, what a fucking sad cope.
>>532418225>USA #1WRONG! ISRAEL מס א!!
>>532418128>start war for israel>lose access to 20+% of world's oil>bomb relentlessly for 35 days using the world's most sophisticated aircraft>tell the world you have full control over skies>OHSHIT.wav>lose F-15E>send rescue>lose A-10>lose 2 black hawks>spend time and resources searching for the missing WSO>eventually find him because you stop the war and concentrate your entire mission on him>this is what victory looks likeI get that it is a relief that you retards found your guy and truth be told I'm kind of impressed, but that doesn't say much about your overall war effort. It is a morale boost, but considering the enemy you're fighting, it's actually kind of embarrassing that it even got to this point.Like, imagine if the school's linebacker got into a fight with the nerd and the nerd got the linebacker into a chokehold. Then, the linebacker eventually got out of the hold and beat the shit out of the nerd. Like, yes, I guess it's good that the linebacker didn't get choked out, but it's still bad that the fight was that close.
>>532418128Losing tons of soldiers and planes just to "save" an injured pilot who's not even gmi is not smart, unless you really want that Hollywood movie in a few year...
>>532418128Quds Force just can't stop taking Ls
>>532419575they lost 2 kc135 that were allegedly just demoed somehow by crew with no injuries.....i dont even get how thats possible.
>>532418128Quick huddle BRICS bros. I thought iran was a maze of mountains with overwhelming civilian volunteers. How was the US able to simply pluck a pilot out of the middle of the country like this?
>>532418128>if you rescue a pilot who got shot down>this proves you have complete air superiority uhhhh then how did he get shot down?
>>532418128Ive been in fucking ecstasy all night GOD BLESS OUR NATION We are fucking unmatched, these iranian shitstains hot SHIT PUSHED IN. RAAAAAAH
>>532418310>makes us rich>usYou a producer or a consumer big fella?
>>532418252They got their downed pilot, though.AMERICA NUMBER ONE, WE JUST KEEP WINNING(uh, never mind why they had to look for pilots in khuzestan in the first place)
>>532419872We just waltzed into their airport and used the facilities - like coming to your house, fucking your girlfriend, and then putting our feet up on the table. Next step is for you to bring us a beer.
the 80yo dementia man says>we've already won the war and iran is finished.>we have total air superiority>i never tell any lies>is that a dinosaur hiding behind the curtainsmy 79yo grandparent is off with the fairies on the best of daysthere is a very good reason why anybody is considered completely useless to society by the time you reach the age of 70.stop being played as a fool by this orange charlatan
>>532419012prob my fault. there is no forgiveness until fuel prices normalise>>532407380
>>532420011>Anonymous (ID: G0ZLgLQh) 04/04/26(Sat)23:55:06 No.532420011file_00000000947c71f79beb(...).pngfile_00000000947c71f79beb322f2b93ab65.png (2.12 MB, 1024x1536)File: file_00000000947c71f79beb(...).png (2.12 MB, 1024x1536) google yandex iqdb wait>>532418128(OP)>Ive been in fucking ecstasy all night >GOD BLESS OUR NATION >We are fucking unmatched, these iranian shitstains hot SHIT PUSHED IN. >RAAAAAAH
New cope just dropped
>>532418128dominated
>>532419733>increases oil prices prompting mass domestic production>increases gdp and tax revenue>inflates our way out of debt catastrophe >jpills the entire world, right and leftnothing personell kid.
>>532420064sure are lucky they brought a 3rd plane
BROWN ALLIANCE SISSYS..... HOW DO WE COPE!!!!!
>>532418128>Pilot statusRescued safe, thank you Jesus Christ.>Aircraft carrier ford statusBack in theater of combat when fags said it would take years..>Thirdie and Eurocuck status Buck broken, seething and coping
>>532420421Yes im sure it was pure blind luck. Lel. You niggers have no idea how brutal the US military is. Like none at all.
Me, I like pilots that don't get blown up and waste resources on rescue operations. I'm that hardcore.
>>532420632Eurocucks shouldn’t have been so uppity about the tariffs and trying to flex on us. >me €11/litre gas! Bend the knee faggots and we might let you off lightly.
>>532420376You are an utter moron. I assume you're American.Your energy and food prices are about to go up, along with other things I don't want to type out. Inflation will explode and spending will go down. That is just the first order of effects. Also, GDP isn't everything and the corporations that will profit from this pay no taxes. You are white, therefore poor, and will not see a dime from their profits.
>>532418128God bless both pilots and God bless Trump
>>532418225And that’s how easy it is for the goy mutt to eat the propaganda goyslop. Also, who tf is reading all that? Mutts truly are a special breed of stupid.
>>532420810>usYou are a jeet.
>>532420938Poojeets are the scum of the earth. They cuck trying to be white and think that they are, because the English trained them to stop speaking monkey language. Now that the speak some form of "English" they think that they are equal to whites. Diddle poo diddly akka poo poo. Sounds like shit coming out of my hungover arse.PSA: You stinking rotten sub humans. Stay the fuck in your smelly country. No one wants you stinking up other countries. You will never be accepted. You roaches need to stay in your country and stop trying to stink up ours. Shit skin curryniggas trying hard to be white with your shit skin and low IQ brains. Stay in your country, pick a shit eating god to worship, rape and continue to worship the pedo ghandi. One day I will make pilgrimage to go piss and shit over ghandis grave. Then I might book in a slum tour to take pictures of the human animals, Just for shits and giggles. I will then bathe in 100% alcohol and quarantine myself until I'm clean again.... Not! I would never give a red cent to support your poor arse! Filthy fucking human scum. Ending rant..... Wait.... Fucking shit eaters!
>>532420938Obviously im an American - I use an American flag, numb nuts. Our gas prices may go up, but it’s NOTHING compared to the rest of the world that we’re dabbing on (and for good reason- those self righteous queers thought they could negotiate as equals jej). Begging to commence forthwith. >Indian leaf Fucking pottery. No wonder you think being white means im poor. Go back to scamming google play card diksheet. We’ll be here tacitly crushing China; you’re welcome.
>>532418813>obliterated Iran Kek. Cool, I guess. That sounds really hard to topple a country full of literal cave dwellers.
>>532421247How could you have such horrible instincts and survive this long?
>>532418387After that shameful stream when he cried over Kirk’s death like a bitch, he seriously should’ve fucked off because people will keep rubbing it to his face forever
>>532421278lol the Iranians aren’t talichad cave dwellers who have literally been living in caves without power or running water for the last 500 years. Making the talichads retreat to the mountain caves is like throwing briar rabbit back in the briar patch. The Iranian people and their leaders aren’t built for living in mountain caves or underground. Tunnels like in Gaza. It would literally be torture for them to have to go live innawoods. They’re mostly a 3rd world shit hole who still loves the convenience of having modern necessities.
>>532421499Thanks for letting us know just how brown you are. Step aside, dusky. Real men with human emotion are in charge.
>>532418128I'm glad you got your boy back unharmed. I don't want to see any American or Iranian men harmed because of israel's fucking retarded war they dragged you into while you were negotiating.
>>532421251>poo poo>pee peeYour country was literally founded by Indians. The very name means "City of Lions" in Sanskrit. lolKeep seething.>>532421260Oh wow, an Indian in Canada. "Pottery!" Yes, Indians took over Canada. This is not news or even a meme at this point. Stale meme, lad.You are poor, which is why you never learned economics of energy prices going up and you as a race becoming poorer. Yes, you're an energy exporter, but that doesn't mean that you, as a nation or even as a race will benefit from this.Your lack of education tells me how poor you are, pigskin. You are also losing the war. If your head wasn't shoved up Trump's ass and consuming Fox News talking points, you'd know how badly you're getting owned here. Iran is going to make you, as a nation, poorer.
>>532418236Iran has raised nacho orange flag of defeat.
>>532421984Nah the Indian Canada meme is still funny, never won’t be. Deal with it goop scoop. What’s even funnier is the attempt of an 85 iq dravidian rape ape to expect he can teach me something about economics. Typical he enters the conversation presuming everyone is poor like him. To make it simple for you, this is a game of chicken, and we’re driving the semi truck (you swarthy fucks know about that). Is the wreck good to have happen? Nah; the world could have stopped it at any time. Oh well. Hide and watch what happens to the relative strength of the dollar, if you can focus that long, rajindahar.
>>532418128you and trump maybe gloated on this too early apparently pilot not in a good condition at all.
>>532422111Fixed
>>532421251kek/thread
>>532418128>1 billion words to say he's alivehe's 100% dead
>>532422569You can laugh at how Indians took over Canada all you want, but it's just a testament to how badly we owned you here and how badly we're owning you everywhere. Also, the Gadsden meme flag isn't the American flag, which i forgot to point out above.I know you're poor because you know nothing about economics. If I'm an 85 iq nitwit, you're somehow even more retarded. Also, what does that say about you if I'm out earning you and doing better in the West than you are? I never understood why whites would call Indians low IQ and then admit that they are losing to them in the earning game. Self-own, bud."Relative strength of the dollar" doesn't matter for the average consumer when the price of gas is over $4 a gallon, you dumb fuck. I feel like a retard for even engaging with you. Let me put it to you in ways you understand:If price big, you need big money, grug! No matter if you have more rock than other cave!lol What a moron.
>>532418236Still straight, so stop asking faggot. I will never go out with you.
>>532423906The Gadsden flag is absolutely an American flag, you midwit, hubristic freak.I’m not going to get into an online pissing match with someone who’s liable to turn it into a shitting match on my floor, but if you don’t bring in 6 figures a month, lower your tone when talking to me. The export of our inflation will continue as previously scheduled, your ignorance and befuddlement notwithstanding. If you truly want to graduate to being civilized, consider engaging to learn instead of just doing so to bathe in your own rhetorical excrement. I know that’s hard for you, but perhaps worth the effort.
>>532418128>Commander in Chief>Secretary of War>Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of StaffWho is he talking about? Hegseth?
>>532424344>saaar I am rich you must be respect!Obvious jeet.
>>532419660America is gradually being phased out.
>>532424344Yeah, it's not the American flag, though. I guess you never even graduated elementary school, I guess. Typical pigskin. Again, you have not engaged with any of the points I've made about how your retarded point about gas prices going up is a good thing for you or anyone in your country.Honestly, at this point, the lack of the American flag and makes me think you're a chink or a gook pretending to be white, which is even more pathetic.
>>532418128Why are you asking us aussies for a response?
>>532424811>Not waving but drowningIt's a cry for help I think.
>>532418515Woah! Too soon bro!
>>532424799I never used the definite article to describe my flag choice, numb nuts. Always indefinite. Please do attempt to learn the difference if you’re going to stay in the west - it’s important.And I never said rising gas prices was good for the country; it’s clearly not proximally speaking. But let’s move into the third digit of iq for a second. I said everyone else will have it worse, and that is a more important battle at this point when every other country is getting uppity, thinking that we’re all equals. We’re not. We’re daddy, and when daddy demands you do chores, you by god do them or you’re grounded. And perhaps our fuel prices go up by 20% while everyone else’s goes up by 200%… and the only place they can buy it is from us… which we accept dollars… which means they need dollars… which means our currency goes up in value… which means our imports become cheaper and hedges the domestic pain. The point of this exercise is a flex on them as much as it is anything else. Do try to keep up. Or don’t, whatever.
>>532418236POOL'S CLOSED
>>532424761>t. poor holy cope batman.
>>532418128>cost to taxpayer $850 millionBASED BASED BASED GOOD CATTLE
>This is a moment we should all be united aroundOh, so after a year of putting snarky partisan jabs into all his holiday addresses, Trump now wants to play the great american unifier? Eat shit you fat turd. You've taken nothing but Ls this last month and now, just like you've been basing everything else in Operation Epstein Fury on the script to "Wag the Dog" (except you're doing a real war instead of a fake one), you now want a feel-good story about a rescued american soldier to drown out everything else. One of your cronies will probably ensure some shitty patriot-slop movie is made about the whole thing too.
>>532418310then why are you trying to open it?
>>532418128>All that work rescuing a pilot while the soldiers keep getting bombarded. M.I does the dying, Fleet just does the flying
>>532418409Oil still a globally traded commodity and until Trump nationalizes your oil-industry so it actually serves the american people instead to corporate profit motives, the prices you pay at the pump will still be determined by what Iran chooses to do at Hormuz.
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>>532418128And....why do we believe this story is true?
>>532426013We don't, the Iranians are pretty quiet about this kind of thing, they don't really talk up the numbers of Zionists they kill or capture and it's starting to get to the leadership.
>>532425871Nah. The lack of access through Hormuz reifies the petrodollar if anything, increasing dollar demand and thereby decreasing our costs of imports (which we import everything, I begrudgingly admit). It’s not direct nor immediate but it’s real.
>>532418236trace amounts of HIV. it's a gay now.
why are we mentioned
