IRANIANS HAVE CAPTURED OUR SLIMJIMSWE MUST GO BACK.
>Iranian halal slimjims, beef jerkey approved by the Mohammad's Islamic State of Hashemite Jurisprudence (PBUH).Now I've seen everything, finally I can have the power to close out 4chan /pol/ forever and find something more productive to do with my time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvbcZv4qOg8
>>532450779BUT TRUMP SAID ALLAH! HE SAID ALLAH WHAT THE FUUUUCK HEBSAID ALLAH REEEEEEEEEEEEE
spoils of war, nitrates and micro plastics
>>532450779niggas hand is as brown as the slim jim. /pol/ told me iranians were white
>>532451537/pol/ be funny like that sometimes
>>532450779i call it delicious meats diplomacy>inb4 theres pork in there
>>532451537whiter than Trump's makeup
>>532450779Best meal he ever had. You're welcome.
>>532451537There are many ethnic groups in Iran, many are not even Iranic.Those that live near the sea will have dark skin no matter their genetics or they will be unable to be outside at all for the majority of the year.Anyway Iranic people are Indo-European and, just like almost all Europeans and unlike Indians who they are still mainly Indo-European.
>>532450779>Trump regime provides humanitarian aid to impoverished famished Iranians
>>532450779They're going to reverse engineer the Teryaki Beef Stick, aren't they... Praise Allah, the ingredients are even listed.
>>532450779You like our pork sticks boi?
>>532451305You are dismissing everything fucked up that Trump does as just being shitlibs with TDS whining again. At some point you need to realize that everyone's not just crying wolf anymore; there is actually a fucking wolf and you're in danger
>>532450779
>>532457765the literal messaging&vocabulary point given to the pro-war shill farms is to call anyone critical of the war >"a traitor and a democrat"Trump/israeli focus groups AI determined these were the most powerful, damning words to accuse a MAGA'ite of, that would immeidately make them think twice about stepping out of line
>>532450779>Packaged in Lebanon, PennI kekked
>>532452033shut up nigger.They're complete turd skins sub humans, just like you
>>532452033Iranians are brown.Deal with it Muhammed.