how come americans are 90% protestants but on 4chan it's all raging Catholics?
4chan works like a chaotic assembly. If you insult one position, dissenters will rise up and fill the thread, while defenders take it for granted, and this goes for almost everything. You could say the fucking earth is round and some niggas will pop out of the woodworks to dispute
>>532525895>americans arehandled by jew rats Trumphttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1775301778887939.mp4
>>532525895irish website
Protestantism is the white man's religion, catholicism is for brown monkeys, which is what 4chan mostly consists of these days.
>>532525895A lot of our Christianity is purely lipservice/performative. My parents are both "christians" on their n'th remarriages and at one terrible point in my life were going to deftly let my new family go homeless over boomer delusions about the modern job market- and we would have if it weren't for my wifes catholic parents. Same as it is anywhere with any religion I would assume, but it may very well be particularly bad in this spiritually depraved shithole.
>>532525895Protestantism didn't survived peer reviewing
>>532526224right and Vatican II did?Good luck explaining to the Lord why you believed muslims will go to heaven.Your pope also says you are going to hell if you don't agree with that due to rejecting infallible statements being mortal sin. You are required to agree with not only everything the pope has ever said or decreed but anything he ever will say or decree in the future before it's even been said, otherwise you are apparently going to hell. Sounds like brown monkey nonsense to me.
>>532525895Spics.
>>532525895>but on 4chan it's all raging Catholics?source?
>>532526523The pope wasn't a bad person and the church had reasons and the documents to explain why they did most of what they didProtestants couldn't explain their tax policy
>>532526523It just sounds like religion to me.
any form of christianity is just jew worship golem programming
>>532526635There is always a stampede of brown monkeys shilling their catholic non-sense every time Christianity is mentioned on this website. And they get very enraged and confused when Protestantism (the white man's religion) is mentioned, more so than if a muslim or christ rejecting jew had posted.>>532526695Brown monkey that doesn't know a thing. Protestantism is very simple: The bible and Christ are the ultimate authority, not the Church, and you are saved by having faith in Christ and his sacrifice for you alone. It's beautiful in its simplicity, meanwhile you are bound to the authority of some guy who can make up literally anything he wants and you are required to agree with it or you're damned, completely subverting the authority of Christ and the bible. The sacrifice can apparently be invalidated for you because this guy decided it. Brown non-sense.
>>532527056You make it sound like protestants are people who read the Bible and don't go to churches.
>>532527145You can go to church while not accepting it as the ultimate authority. You can be kicked out of a protestant church but they don't claim to strip you of your salvation like the catholics do.>>532526825Brilliant stuff, I'm looking forward to your post on /r/debatereligion about how magic sky daddy ruined your life.
>>532527056Ok pale face, let's test that simplicity, if the bible is the truth what does this passage means"And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent."Acts 17:30 - KJV
>>532525895prodies are gay and use reddit
>>532527228It just seems like they don't really need to have churches.
>>532525895>americans are 90% protestantsAmerican's aren't even 90% believers. The largest single denomination is catholicism though. Obviously there are more total protestants than catholics, but there's no real majority religion.
>>532526825Only growing demographic of christcucks are niggers.
>>532527275Seems pretty simple to me. Why don't you read the verse after it for the context as intended? It makes it quite clear who the judge of your repentance is and with whom that authority lay.
>>532526153both are kike golems, no difference
>>532525895only boomers are protestants. Youth protestantism is dead>but evangelicalsAren’t really protestants plus they’re mostly women, not 4chan users
>>532527931Actually you are the kike golem for falling for jewish nonsense and rejecting your only chance at salvation due to being misled by both said jewish nonsense and retards/bad stewards of the faith (christian zionists)
>>532525895You don't know the level of control the evangelicals have over their flock. There's no time for shit-posting when you're talking about Jesus 24/7.
>>532528077>die>go to heaven>it's full of fucking niggers because that's all christcucks are nowadaysgreat fucking salvation lmao
Christian denominations are largely regional. In order to be fully in the body of Christ, you need a church to go to, hence why that is the case. /pol/ has always had a LARPing problem, and they're too stupid to understand the regional thing. So, they look at these foreign denominations with awe because they're foreign and le heckin b-b-b-based unlike dad's stupid church he forced them to go to. Cstholism is the entry level LARP cope because it's closer to Protestantism. Orthodox is advanced LARPing. More niche denominations, like Oriental Catholic or Oriental Orthodox, are expert level LARPing.
>>532528245Interesting how you people never explain what you should be believing in instead. It's always with the driveby bullshit about niggers, christcucks, dead kike on a stick etc. Atheism is for mental toddlers and is indefensible, tell me what it is that is your foundation? Are you one of those retards that thinks he has it all figured out, believes himself to be 300 iq, smarter than everyone that came before him, and you worship the Monad or some other retarded bullshit?
>>532528850>AAHHH I NEED TO BELIEVE SOMETHING I NEED DIRECTION I NEED TO BE TOLD WHAT TO THINKmental midget.
>>532525895I'm pretty sure Americans are Evangelicals not Catholics or Protestants. That's a religion where you worship Jews as a manifestation of God on earth.
>>532528901So basically you have put zero actual thought into your theological positions and are just a generic asshurt redditor. As expected from one of the most godless first world countries there is. Let me know how that works out for you.
>>532525895No one knows why you would join up with a religion that says you're own religion is less than the jew. Cuck behavior. Puts you in gross position of having to side with child predators for Israel.
>>532525895Because /pol/ "Christians" latch onto whatever denomination they claim doesn't suck jewish cock despite them all sucking jewish cock.
>>532528077>falling for kike nonsense you worship a kike born of a kike who worshiped a kike deity. I know this won't get through to you because you've been indoctrinated from birth and you wouldn't know how to think on your own.
>>532526153/threadIt's a superstitious religion for heathens.
>>532529139Catholics are barely Christians. They are Mary and Pope worshipers.
>>532526825>>532527791fuck off with this shit
>>532529035>>532529096Is this the absolute state of 4chan intelligence? Just believing in whatever bullshit you saw on the news about christian zionists and decide that's the whole religion? Maybe you should do some actual research before posting, I know actually reading things before shitting on them is terrifying to you though>>532528077
>>532527056I’m really glad you perceive it that way. Makes me happy, yes there are almost 2 billion Catholics worldwide. It should be 7 billion.
>>532525895It would make more sense to pray to Taylor Swift than Mary. Mary is a dead human woman whereas Taylor Swift is alive.
>>532528850>Interesting how you people never explain what you should be believing in insteadhilarious that this is the latest cope from you golems. you truly can't think for yourselves.
>>53252589590% of Americans on pol aren't americans, they're browns with vpns.
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>>5325258954chan is a Nick Fuentes board.they are the groyper frog but use the image of apu to fool you.
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how long before the seething golem starts spamming the thread :)? has it already begun?
>>532528850They don’t care what you believe in: as long as it’s not Christianity.Weird huh?
Because protestants dont have any aesthetics or monuments to attach to
>>532529284Yeah you truly are "thinking for yourself" by either coming up with nothing or complete nonsense with no theological foundation to speak of. You're really owning the establishment buddy.
>>532527804I enjoy the ignorance as God winks at me knowing it all
>>532529467>>532529404and yet I'm still not worshiping a kike and am better than you by default. free yourselves, golems.
>>532525895Being a catholishit is a fashion among chuds
>>532526016>You could say the fucking earth is round and some niggas will pop out of the woodworks to disputethis is some quality bait you deployed here BGC. i'm surprised you got no takers. some days they just aren't biting.
>>532526016greekpilled
>>532525895Crypto-Protestants get the flag.
>>532526016>the fucking earth is roundKek fucking retard
>>532526016>>532525895does it matter which jewish sect youre in?
>>532526153>>532526523>>532527056>>532527228>>532527804Always that one autistic prot sperging out about muh vatican lmao. Bro I'm sorry your parents got conned into circumcision but you don't have to try so hard to rationalize your prot psy op anymore, just go to mass and enjoy the sermons stop overthinking so much like a puritan autist.
>>532525895>most americans are fucking invalids
>>532528722>So, they look at these foreign denominations with awe because they're foreign and le heckin b-b-b-based unlike dad's stupid church he forced them to go to.There is some truth to this when all we ever grow up seeing are watered down churches but seeking the liturgical shouldn't automatically be considered larping since it's objectively how the early church was
