Tonight, the moon-bound astronauts and NASA mission control will face a nail-biting moment this evening when the Artemis II enters a deep-space dead zone that cuts them off from Earth for nearly an hour.https://nypost.com/2026/04/06/science/artemis-ii-will-face-40-minute-blackout-on-far-side-of-moon/
>>532532838So they could have the raunchiest, sluttiest space orgy ever and nobody would be able to find out?
can't they use the chink relay satellite
>>532532838>ooohohooohhh the rocket to the moonwho gives a fuck. fix the prices
>>532532838cool story bro, but they are on earth in a greenscreen studio.nobody is in space going around the moon.
>>532532838digits and the moon doesn't capture them as they intended and they fly off into deep space
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>>532532838So obviously fake
>>532532838Perfect time for the nigger to rape the woman.
>>532532838The three other astronauts are going to get their pent up nigger word shouting out of their system while the cameras are down
>>532532838You'd think they had have a couple of relay satellites up there by now.
>>532532838>ABSOLUTE TERROR>40 minutes of taking cool picturesOh no, how horrible
>>532533056This.
Guys…They’re going to do the first BLACKED in space as a humiliation ritual !How do little timmies ever cope or respond??
>>532532838>deep-spacelunar orbit
>>532532838Imagine if one of them died and the rest just have to sit in there for 10 days with a rotting body
>>532532838If I worked at NASA I'd wait for the radio silence to end then have everyone talk to them in Russian to fuck with their heads
>>532533184Why bother? Nobody can rescue them if they can't survive on their own for 40 minutes they were fucked anyway
>deep spaceBLACKED will be releasing the first zero gravity interracial gangbang, imagine the perfect ropes splattering the walls of the capsule
>>532532888the cameras will just upload the evidence when they come back around. dont tell them that though.
Its just kind of weird and sad that Nasa is trying to get people to care about a moon flyby.
>>532536919you dont care about a moon flyby? have you no soul?
>>532536919>be nasa>want to do cool shit like build moon and mars bases>funding always gets pulled/programs cancelled before they bare fruit>get cucked by a couple billionaires stealing the show with their personal rocket programs>finally finish the SLS and a new crew rated capsule after 20 years of delays>all you can manage is a flyby because you don’t have the funding for a landerI do feel bad for them
>>53253283815 years ago, I would follow every shit related to this mission, and now, I totally don't give a fuck.
>>532532838So they won't be able to scroll for 40 minutes? Jesus Christ, what a disaster in the making
>>532533056this.
Today is the lmaos on the dark side revelation day
>>532535539Better, make everyone put on monkey masks.
>>532538089>Better, make everyone put on monkey masks.
>>532533056This
>>532532838>all comms go out for 40 minutes>time for an orgy!not bad, not bad at all
>>532532838>inb4 nigger kills and rape everyone.
>>532532888Achieving erection in micro gravity is my dream. Apparently it is impossible since all of your blood packs into your extremities and head anyway.
>>532532838>a deep-space dead zone that cuts them off from Earth for nearly an hour.>Somehow we're able to get images all the way from marshmmmmmmmmmm
>>532534467I've seen some decent sci-fi flicks where that happens
>>532534467I'm sure they have a contingency for thatlike a simple air and watertight body bag
>>532532838This is when the nigger freaks out. Starts scaring everyone until they shart and have to travel home all stinking and threatening to sue each other but burn up in reentry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpkMMhlvW4sI know exactly what they are doing there, and it's not a spacewalk. They found something there, and they want it. It's a blessing and a curse; my schizo is prophetic.
>>532538529>Apparently it is impossible totally false
>>532532888People have definitely fucked in space
>>532538769No, it's when he robs everyone and rapes the woman
>>532539388No he's correct, you cannot get/sustain a boner while suspended upside down either.
>>532532838>terrifyingYeah cause white men won't be in control for 40 minutes
>>532539482Allowing whites in space was a mistake
>>532533056this
>>532538568It's almost like images sent from a Mars probe aren't being blocked from line of sight behind a moon.Have to wait for Elon to set up some moon orbiting satellites to get rid of the communications dead zone.
>>532532888>>532533644>>532535865Imagine all the BBC they get to take in space
>>532532838>terrifying>40 minutes without internet.
>>532536919This. Truly no one gives a fuck. Not sure how it is in the US but in here literally NO ONE is even talking about it. Such astroturfed bullshit.
>>532539658you're totally wrong toohttps://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a19530258/astronaut-interview/https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/nov/19/theobserver.uknews
>>532532838>deep-space dead zoneThey are still within the earth sphere. Fuck off with this sensationalist shit.
>>532532838All fun and games till they fly past the moon and dont orbit back
>>532540266>First link>A Beginner’s Guide to Bottoming During SexFreudian slip?
>>5325328884chan once again asking the hard questions
>>532532838Everything about this seems so fucking fake, I cant even be bothered to read about itIm not one of those retards that go>earth is flat space is fakeBut isn't it coincidental that the week the US is shitting the bed the hardest diplomatically and economically, oh suddenly we can do manned missions to the moonAnd of course the crew is mostly women and a niggerAnyone naive enough to believe in this shit needs to fuck off
>>532540395lol i didn't even check the link. it was quoted in another articlehttps://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/the-sunday-hook-up/can-you-nut-in-space/13464050
>>532533089But that wouldn't work
>>532532838Best time to do group quickie....no one can see.
>>532540643its been planned for years anon. scrubbed the previous launch a couple months back
>>532537441or you just fake that shit to the point even bill nye knows it's bs but they aren't allowed to say anything
>>532538529as if BBC couldn't still erect as a steel rod in microgravity and pleasure every female astronaut on the mission.
>have the technology to fly to the moon>oh sorry guys there’s going to be a comms blackoutYEAH OK
>>532533056JUST SHOW US THE STARSFOR TOO LONG THERE HAS BEEN TOO MUCH FAKE. TOO MUCH GAY. SHOW US THE STARS AND YOU CAN WALK AWAYJUST SHOW US THE STARS AND THERE WILL BE AN END TO THE HORROR
>>532540945>no stars: FAKE>stars: FAKE>everything: FAKE
>>532540945can you see the stars during the daytime on earth?yeah thought not
>>532541102>it's always daytime and never night
>>532532888It's three presumably heterosexual men and one woman. Very conventional. Not that interesting.
>>532541051>I mean yeah they lie every time their lips are moving and I've been lied to constantly about literally everything for 80 years but they're totally being honest this time
>>532541425In space where no one blocks your view of the sun
sheiiiiiittt
What the fuck is even the point of this shit aside from dei bullfuckery no one gives a shit about because everyone is more concerned with keeping a roof over their head and food on the table, which grows more and more difficult by the day?
>>532542100there is no point. they could have done everything they needed to do by orbiting the earth but that isn't as impressive i guess
>>532541736you lack the ability to think straight, i get it.
>>532541753>except for the earth and moon but trust me goy we totally can't take any pictures or videos from the night time side of them
>>532535865Quintessentially American post
>>532542264>I won't ever put 2 and 2 together that I'm being lied to but I'm totally the thinker here and not you
>>53253283840 minutes when no oversight for the black guy?That is terrifying.
>>532542392you put 2 and 2 together and get 5 because you're stupid
>>532532838>Apollo 8 orbited the moon at a 111 km (~69 miles) distance, 10 times, Artemis 2 will orbit once at a 6,550 km (4,070 miles).This looks more and more likely that we never landed on the moon and the whole Apollo missions were a hoax.
>>532542435he's probably the most qualified among them onboard honestly. the woman is there because muh dei
>>532542001Kek
>>532533644Ok but she better has a femenino penis.
>>532533644Nasa's comment section should be spammed the first BLACKED raw on another celestial body
