>Iran warns of 'devastating' retaliation after Trump's expletive-filled threatshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5yw4g3z7qgt>The 40 minutes when the Artemis crew loses contact with the Earthhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj0vyzmmy50o>If you believe this I've got a bridge to sell you https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2vpz1kwreo>'Two weeks will make such a difference': UK first as NI brings in miscarriage leavehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d4g24y5x8o>'Two weeks will make such a difference': UK first as NI brings in miscarriage leavehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d4g24y5x8o>Trump declares victory after rescue but threats to US operation in Iran still loomhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy01vg7x5ppoYou're simply the bestBetter than all the restBetter than anyoneAnyone I've ever metI'm stuck on your heartI hang on every word you sayTear us apartBaby, I would rather be dead
>>532537416
>>532537416sad fat nonce
>>532537416 sad fat nonce
Need to get a cheapo car, what should I get? Don't want anything fancy just a grandma car for getting about
localRestore meeting confirmed.>Restore meeting confirmed.Restore meeting confirmed.Restore meeting confirmed.
>>532537622>>532537646drop the disc linkill joingot me new webcam
WS
>>532537655Cars like that are practically disposable items. Just don’t get a Ford ecoboost.
>>532537754>id
Based elon
>>532537701Whereabouts, and do I need to bring my own mattress?
Any Concorde Nuclear Engineers in?
lowe is a hylic materialist
>>532537911Nice ID, bumboy.
>>532537973weird question lad
>>532537914North east, Trending on X for some reason at the moment.But yea bring the mattress! Its gonna be epic
>>532538090facebook tier slop
>>532538014Isn't a hylic a materialist anyway, is that like saying something is a gay homo or a thick idiot? Kind of redundant
>>532538192Or a Tory queer
>>532538184You seem upset
kinohttps://youtu.be/7Cc2KNdmyb8
>>532538231im creasing
>>532538374dont know what the means
another brit/pol/another zogfest
>>532538499Why is my tax money available to treat non nationals?Thats retarded. Send them back
>>532537416Jigmare
>>532538916ah... just not as iconic as WS im afwaid...
>>532538966Wigger Starmer did not survive Jigstarm's game
>>532538705Arresting and removal will use more of your tax money Do you aprove to this tax increase with alleged removal vulnerable to delays while your tax money better be there because they will take it right away?
>>532537911ur a dumbass for falling for that "muh nuclear heist" coverup shitEddie tier wrong
>>532539098>Arresting and removal will use more of your tax moneyI can redirect benefit funds from the "to be" expelled with a massive surplus. We're going to lower taxes
>>532539162Joe kent, fucking ex green beret and CIA special activities posted about the rescue and how afsoc aircrews and PJs are the best, if people like that expected afsoc doing a rescue, makes you wonder why it was cag...
>>532537911kek
Trump insulted our brave and noble leader again. :(Criticising Sir Keir Rodney Starmer is like criticising every man, woman and child of His Majesty's United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland and the Commonwealth territories.
>>532539500Do you touch yourself when you post military acronyms? You sure sound like you're into that shit
https://xcancel.com/TheBritishIntel/status/2041009590188261746#m> PURE EVIL>A National Rebirth Party representative has just issued a sickening death threat against Rupert Lowe.>He demands that Rupert’s entire family line must be wiped out in the most brutal way imaginable.>They even posted a twisted image showing him hanging from a noose with his wife and children locked in cages below.>This level of hatred is beyond disgusting.Uh oh, melty Not beating the glowy allegations
>>532539718Yeah im doing it right now. I love cold war military history, people have no fucking idea how much sketchy shit gets done, they always think "its different now".
>>532539718Rabbit think being into military hardware, leather-clad bikers and drinking whiskey is the mark of a true hardman.
>>532539770>his entire line must be wiped outThis but for pakistanis.
Oh dear oh dear we just saw the chat logs for the nonces discord (thanks for saving them sos), and it’s clear as day this is grooming. He is not a well man. He’s twice your age and saying that shit? Yikes. TBC.
>>532539500are you that lonely you'll sit chatting with a known contrarian troll all day?
>>532539770>Retarded rebirth autists saying retarded autistic shit>Using ai slop to promote murder on public forumsI can imagine half the mongs ITT would be stupid enough to do something like this too desu. It's amazing how fringe ideologies invite their own demise through broadcasting their psycho rants sooner or later. Kek. If this mong gets banged up for threats it'll be well deserved. >Inb4 actchually muh free speech lets me threaten people with death with no repercussions
>>532539500>afsoc aircrews and PJsim sure they were involved too
>>532539770is this some overton window thing
>>532540250>I can imagine half the mongs ITT would be stupid enough to do something like this too desu.yet even here with all of us being anon the number of death threats are relatively tiny>>Inb4 actchually muh free speech lets me threaten people with death with no repercussionsPerhaps, it could very well be illegal under current British law (then again Ricky wasn't) if we aren't applying glowy incentives and Two Tier, and under an idealised conception of free speech or under something like the American first amendment it very likely shouldn't be as it not only isn't a credible actionable threat (aka with details and time) but is also something you very well could see on a bonfire or in a parade.
Gonna be 22°C on wednesday>tfw
>>532539323No you can't, is not like they take the money from the arks and give it to the foreign, they first get the money all of it, cut it by percentage then give it to the foreign, ifThey won't take less money, you can't take the money from those programsOr they will delay the deportations
I posted that pic in here at least three timesRupert Lowe should be hanged for being a Thatcherite
>>532540680Too hot.
>>532540250Just proves this is rump ruffled ibs autists pretending they aren't engaged in a personal vendetta with what they identify as sargonites.It's a critical mask slip.
>>532540444>tooIf they were there, tier 1 csar specialists, why do you need anyone else, esp doorkickers? And now the stories chaging again, it wasnt delta it was a seal team. Lmao.
>>532540681Plus that is just one revenue, With foreign aid also subdued we WILL have massive surplus. The somali scam in Minnesota pales in compassion for example. We'l have so much money left over after the deportation its actually insane
>>532540808What's your ideal temperature anon?
Need some relationship advice lads
https://youtu.be/5338k3JPgnMThis is so untrue. Things are still way too stable and tolerable and things would have to get so so much worse before anything even resembling a civil conflict would take place on the streets.
>>532540921a civil war is an internal conflict between competing elites, that's clearly not on the cards anytime soon
>>532540873About 19-20 degrees C.I used to work in a climate controlled laboratory that was always kept at that temp and it was perfect.I know 22 is only a little bit more, but it makes all the difference.Going to have to break the fan out this week by the looks of it.
>>532540889Go on...
>>532540852Con*With all the scams busted and criminals deported/justice restored, We will then move onto financing birth rate indicatives and tax breaks for families
>>532537416Not sure if I should laugh or cry that income wise the most I've ever made was £14k per annum according to my PAYE slips.Tend to only work half of the year but I feel legitimately ashamed that I've never technically made above that number even if the months I do work it's like £3k a month now
>>532540808adorable
>>532540849>why do you need anyone elseidk man, maybe it was extremely hostile territory and the entire country was on a manhunt looking for the wso and they played it safe by sending more than enough people?ah, unless... it was a secret nuclear heist op?!!you're falling for meme narratives unc
>>532541087Read the other day that apparently in Hungary, women don't have to pay income tax if they have 2 or more children.These are the kind of policies we need.
>>532541272>proceeds to then get infinity BAME spawnwell done
>>532541272Thats what a government was meant to do, Not import hostile people to ensure the tyrannical rule of political correctness/communism
>>532540921AHHHH CIVIL WARRRR AHHHHHHHHHe's even got the cuck hat. Country is the sick man of Europe, the intelligence services are simply too competent and subservient to American interests to have such a thing seriously play out. We basically need a British Lenin (in thought and revolutionary action) to have anything close. So long as the follies of "the masses need to be red pilled" remain the rights main mantra we are dead in that sense
do wild dogs in the wild ever make hamburgers in the wild?
>>532541141>secret nuclear heist opLike the one trump literally talked about doing? What are the fucking odds, right?
MAX TEMPERS IS A PAEDOPHILE.
Will the NSA do that?Use a one size fits all mentality?
>>532541315They're getting deported. The initiatives are to replenish natives, decades of globalist direction (reduced native births) .Without the natives their is no "UK" just a Israeli proxy state
>>532541437they tried the same snatch and grab they pulled on maduro?
How come on council estates the woman are all landwhales and the men are all malnourished?Can't the fat women share some of their food with the malnourished men to reach a happy healthy medium?
>>532541437alright, I'll tell you whatyou can keep believing this narrative if you wantbut the moment it all collapses and your illusions are shattered, im gonna need you to post:>I wuz wrong (again)
https://www.lbc.co.uk/article/new-youth-hubs-open-anti-social-behaviour-hotspots-5HjdXMQ_2/>First wave of new youth hubs to open in anti-social behaviour hotspots>The drive to open new youth hubs comes amid a Government crackdown on knife crime due to launch this week.
>>532541043Struggling to find someone to settle down with, starting to get to an age where its now or never but can never find someone who seems mature enough to fully commit to every one of my previous relationships has ended in disaster too wondering if I should just give up.
>>532541776top kekThey really did it!
>>532541803corr. have you tried getting a cd on grindr la. vivastreet is good too
Rachel, I know you and Keir are the most unpopular politicians in British history, but I reckon things will be alright if you just top up our benefits payment like £500 more each month. Tax the rich as they say and give us their money, don’t be stingy you budget haircut cunt.
>>532541776There's nothing like a competitive game of table tennis to distract thugs from stabbing each other in the face.
>>532541803Least obvious gobbo releationship advice samefag
>>532541776how long until someone gets stabbed outside/inside one?
>>532541762hylic
>>532541543Possibly. Its more believable than >oh yeah this one pilot ended up a 100 miles from the other guy, over a mountain range, coincidentally right next to 2 of irans nuke research centres. Oh and instead of the airforces own specops teams who are specialists in locating and combat rescue of downed pilots, we sent a bunch of navy seals lmao
rate
>>532542295kek saved
>>532541437It'll be interesting if they ever try it.5% enriched U235 to use as fuel (think hundreds of tons)90% to make a bomb (1 ton)I bet they won't release these numbers or will say "Enough for a dirty bomb"
>>532541437Are they going to plant it and then seize it as "evidence"?
>>532542303Has anyone been raped on the Windrush line yet?
>>532542528thanks for yer opinion concorde nuclear engineer
>>532537911Got 5 wanting to go to the Glasgow gig so farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfDtfz7vXkYYou finally posted something decent
>>532539500
>>532542528If it even extss. Israels been "iran could have the bomb in 2 weeks" for 40 years now. Same playbook as iraq.
>>532542682Nuclear tech - there are exams.Filtered
rate...thats the joke
>>532541912I don't know what any of that means and I'm not on Grindr, but the last Tinder date I went on with a Sri Lankan girl fell through partly due to long distance between us.
>>532542538Nuclear material has a fingerprint - you can tell where it was made.
>>532542799dont filter me gramps
>Elmer backwas he here the whole time just being a pretendy wendy
Too late
>>532543039hylic
>>532542734I would say bollocks, but then they left a complete set of plans at desert one back in the day>>532542693Its fucking wild how popular theyre becoming
>>532541978i'd vote for it
>>532543107There’s a thread up, not /pig/
Why is there a board for work
>>532543035
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2041037279796539392/vid/avc1/480x852/zNG5YxG2ljGLLpZt.mp4
>>532542885So they say.
>>532543265keir starmer the 67 prime minister
>>532543331Lol
>>532542834corr. give viva a go lad. the Lankan girls are all here
>>532543035You can just be Elmer if you want, just fill out the namefield and talk about drugs or food
>>532543609i can smell it's not real elmer though
>>532543672>it's my larp I'm samefagging so I can tell if it's someone else Ok lad
>>532543331right well that's zognald done then
>>532543331kek
What's for din dins lads?
>GUYS IM BEING SERIOUS, DONT SPLIT THE VOOOOTEEE Knowing my vote for Restore is going to absolutely destroy you boomer-brain retards just makes it that little bit sweeter
nigga's flexing to a bunch of 5 year olds over the guy that beat him six years agohas there ever been a more insecure human being
>>532544119>has there ever been a more insecure human beingi mean the runcorn wog larps as a Jap for 6 years and gives himself dating advice. And then there's the 60 year old "Irish" French nonce from Blackpool who LARPs as a nuclear engineer who built concorde
>>532544119Just bantz.
>>532544217Feeling ignored?Filtered
I got punched in the mouth at pret a manger
>>532541437would turn into another black hawk down situation and end up in a full scale ground war
f ff ff f filteredwow oh no gramps, now I won't hear all those exciting blog posts and phrases you copy from others all day. damn. how can i go on.
>>532544119wildest part of that comment is that he thinks it'll go for 25k
>>532544050achari chicken
We can wank if we want toWe can leave your friends behind'Cause your friends don't wankAnd if they don't wankWell they're no friends of mineThe Safety Wank
>>532544066I mean, Restore probably won't run a candidate in your area
>>532544629catty old boy botherer energy innit lmao
Should I go to Asia to find a partner?
>>532545007would feel sad for the OAP spending his retirement blogposting on 4chins, except for the fact that he's also a total cunt and latched on to the most vile nonce on the chan and started to emulate him. I do find it amusing he blogs about his family constantly like its an achievement, yet he's here all day every day.
>>532537701>0% of Restore MPs were voted in as Restore >Restore has 0 MSPs and 0 MSs>0% of Restore councillors were voted in as Restore - 100% are ex Tory or Reform.>Lowe self-appointed leader, no members voted for him>Restore has no Scottish leader or Welsh leader This is clearly a Tory op, right? It’s not a serious party with the infrastructure to win a national election. The only ones who benefit from Restore standing anywhere are Labour, the Tories and the Greens.
Really don't know what to invest in anymore
>>532545335Yourself
lovely bank holiday sun
>>532545438Milton Keynes tier grim
>>532545264You post this in every thread lad time to change the channel yeah?
>>532545549No, I won’t.
>>532545141no, no more imports. find some homegrown white doris to bride
>>532545475They be getting the London overflow
Reform has now lost 70 councillors since the local elections 11 months ago.Deeply unserious party.
Lads I've ad a big spot/boil inside me ear for weeks and I keep prodding it and poking it, and it finally popped today. Felt and heard a big blup noise but all the gunk shot deep down me lug hole. I twizzled up a square of bog roll and jammed it in to soak it up but do you reckon I'll get an ear infection from this? I asked grok but he's being a little cunt. Fucking chib him one if he aint careful
Wigger Starmer Poster Team Member here,We are officially announcing that we will no longer be posting Wigger Starmer or producing Wigger Starmer or Wigger Starmer-adjacent content for the Brit/pol/ general due to lack of interest.I know this is sad news for many but it's just how reality has panned out for us. Living on ramen for weeks on end to produce these memes has taken a grave toll on our physical and mental health.We're bowing out with grace and looking to preserve our reputation within the Brit/pol/ community for future endeavours.
>>532545438Better than nothing, least you can catch some rays if you want
>>532545859sad day for brit/pol, what else are they going to take from us
>>532545687I think I've given up on our women, they're always entitled. Rather go abroad and actually be happy plus they're much better in the kitchen.
I must ssay, that's a smashing blouse you've got on
>>532545775How many have the other parties lost?
The Artemis crew are about to be furthest away from Earth that humans have ever been. 5 mins.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0
>>532546997What if they just disappeared behind the dark side of the moon and never seen again, would be creepy as.
>>532547207If they mess up the burn they're fucked
>>532545149weird guy kek
>>532546997Thought it was cancelled cos the tranny blocked the bog?
We are transitioning to "Wigger Horse" posting, which is much superiour and has tested better with our focus groups.Look forward to many great new "Wigger Horse" images appearing on your screen in the near future.
>>532547512Luckily the tranny had superior sucking skills and cleared the pipes
Hoping Starmer brings us back into the EUAdults will finally be back in the room.
everyone in this thread has wanked to tranny porn
>>532548145it's not wanking if you don't use your hands
Did you guys remember to buy deenz and stock up on basic supplies? or are you just planning to wait until there's no food on the shelves and no fuel? Tomorrow Trump is going to absolutely fuck the entire supply chain. Permanently forever
>>532548379During covid I used a poo towel that was washed regularly. desu, i prefer it to loo roll for being easier on the bum, and have used one since.
>>532548379In perpetuity? In perpetuna-ity... haha... I have bought tuna yes...
>>532541729>How come on council estates the woman are all landwhales and the men are all malnourished?>>532537416>>'Two weeks will make such a difference': UK first as NI brings in miscarriage leave>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9d4g24y5x8o>for her and others in Northern Ireland, there is an answer in extra support as it has become the first part of the UK where a woman and her partner are entitled to two weeks of paid leave if they experience a miscarriage at any stage of pregnancy.>"During the first few days, people were texting, saying they were thinking of me. But then that stopped. I thought I must have hit the point where people expect me to be OK."(she then refers to wishing her partner took two entire weeks off work to comfort her every hour of every day, and her partner is referred to as She, though it's unclear if lesbo or trannie)>The two weeks of leave for a woman and her partner is paid at the statutory level of just more than £194 per week, or 90% of weekly pay if that's lower.Roughly two days minimum wage pay per week, for failing to have a baby.Let's see>lower strength>worse mathematics>no spatial awareness>their sexual misconduct gets good employees fired>wants paid leave every month>needs paid leave when hitting "menopause">needs reduced hours, work and paid leave when pregnant, having given birth, and when with a baby>bipolar and abusive, even to clients>biologically prone to disability>lives longer; needs more pension>will be paid more, per hour of work, and work fewer hours, than good employeesWhy don't we put them all on disability, or better yet, ask them to marry functional economic units known as men, to fund their lives, rather than violate their human rights by demanding them to work?
>>532548379fire it up your arse lad
>>532545775You're not BAMEnewsanon by any chance?
>>532548591I use a poo sockI didn't have to
most of you aren't gonna make it especially non pipmongs who won't see a penny from the government
>>532548591This - fine in Summer, but ooooh in Winter
>>532548676Have done before, but only works with a thick one - hand in and go to town. Very good actually as you csn get really stuck in. just done use a thinny ankle
uhh based department
>>532548988feel like dying for israel yet goyim?
Online dating is officially overUsing the same pictures and profile that got me dozens of matches with above average women (some models) 3 years ago now gets me literal trannies and mentally ill fat girls onlyI used to be able to meet really good looking girls like it was nothing, and now I'm basically invisible despite looking better and having more money, i mean i was a fucking NEET back then... i give up
>in France I am me, did you know I was living in France, know stuff about France I do me, get different stuff in France you do, sort of similar stuff but different here in France did you lads know I was in France I've got me flag going haven't I but just in case you missed it I'm in France I am. France France France innit France yeah
>>532548895What happens when the water is turned off, do you grab a bucket and splash your bottom until it's nice and clean again or do you just sit there with a nugget of shit lodged in your arse hair whilst you contemplate the world?
>>532549142You're up against jeetbots using ai chads as their profile lad
>>532548607What would be funny is legislating all these insane provisions for foid workers and then allowing for total freedom of association when it came to hiring. In theory you should watch the hilarity unfold as companies ran away looking to instead hire as many men as they could.
>>532549325Corr.Sounds like some Concorde Nuclear Engineer Rocket Scientist bloke I know that posts here.
>>532549470People just get the subtly of satire anymore
>>532549470Obvious bait is obvious
>>532549526France lah, know this is britpol but did you know France existed? I live in France I do me, France
>>532549575BLARDY
My ability to read past 3-4 sentences at a time is abysmal. Can read fast and all, but what's a it worth being fast if you can't finish?
>>532549441At that point you'll be slinging it out the window, I think.Really is better though - just use TP to dry or a towel.
>>532549786The thing about reading, yeh, is that some other cunt had to think of those thoughts before they wrote them down. So why not save a step and just think them for yourself?
>>532549786>but what's a it worth being fast if you can't finish?
>>532549899Why should I think when I can ask an LLM to do that for me? That's what Sam Altman thinks anyway.>>532550058This is what I get for not having my glasses on
>>532549786>but what's a it worthIt's me, a Mario.
Trump said America is communicating with Iran via children carrying messages
>>532550416Foul disgusting rodent
>It’s too bad that the Supreme Court can’t watch and study the Mark Levin showTrump is the first transracial jew to ever exist, he sucked so much kike cock it permanently altered his DNA
>>532550416Iran is using missiles
since we're on the topic, the whole internet safety act in the united kingdom is pretty much a way to censor the internet in an attempt to stop a reform 2029 landslide from happening. but it's not working at all. even when under the "DEAR GOD THINK OF THE CHILDREN THEY MIGHT GET E-RAPED!!!' angle is just laughable and i don't think anyone even believes it anymore unless they're extremely brainwashed. kier starmer has fucked this country up so much it's quite shocking. the two party system of the tories and labour are completely fucking done as political entities. it's either going to be reform or the greens that win in 2029.
>>532502566we are kinder not friendlierlike less extreme slavs
>>532550706it could still very realistically be Labour that win again
>>532550706Reform will fall off the rails, farage won't stick around, so I imagine it's Greens
>>532550416escaped children from the OTHER paedo island that isnt britain or japan
>Joe "The Asset" Rogan exposed as being a mindless shill for whoever his handlers tell him to (again)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ6Da8GZqDU
>>532550903Never understood why anyone watched him tbf
>>532550706>in an attempt to stop a reform 2029 landslide from happeningThey're doing that to themselves if anything. Nige legitimately cannot run a party without some sort of regular implosion. I would sooner vote Green than vote for a ghoulish closeted homosexual like Jenrick who sucks off minors and Afghans.
>>532544119in return for some land in teh USA he should be the next King of the United Kingdom the one thing we need is land with our population density
>>532545264I thought so until he started courting the green vote, now I just think he's a mad old twat in a loft who hates FarageIt is so fucking Lowever
>>532551517snazzy underpants
https://xcancel.com/infolibnews/status/2041041430303416712#m>MAGA Amnesty Incoming?>AIPAC-funded GOP Rep. Mike Lawler is pushing for a mass amnesty plan for illegal immigrants through his bill, "The Dignity Act.">He says it has "broad bipartisan support.">"If you've been here more than 5 years—so not the people who came under Joe Biden's disastrous administration … they would qualify if they haven't committed a crime…">Melania Trump's immigration attorney, Michael Wildes (a Jewish Democrat from NYC), also says he supports amnesty.>Brian Kilmeade chimes in at the end to say Trump told him he wants an amnesty for illegal immigrants in the form of "long-term work visas.">War with Iran and a mass amnesty is everything the late Sheldon Adelson lobbied forDo it, do it for Israel.
>>532545264The White papers are based, but everything else about the party is deeply unserious. The second he started simping for Kemi and that even the Thatcherite poster hit the nail on the head.Selling the dream of owning the £20m crack den surrounded by crumbling infrastructure and hyper conglomerates is not an English ideal, nor acceptable in the modern political climate. I'd sooner vote for Stalinist style industrialisation than reheated Thatcherism, that said, Stalin would at least give me a house and cheap energy in exchange.
Is GBNews entirely composed of jews or something?
>>532550706The online safety bill is their latest nudge attempt at the classic "video games make kids violent" bit. Before social media it was games and before games it was movies. They'd make a massive deal about the 1 autist who'd watch a slasher then go kill someone.Excuse was always the same "Uhh well, you could never know he was doing that" meanwhile they were out torturing animals and collecting hundreds of knives and shit like that. Same excuses today how parents cope that they couldn't spend 10 minutes a week checking what their child is looking at and talking to online. Then a kid kills themself because they're getting bullied online but instead of blaming the parents who've given them 8 hours a day screentime since they were 3 we're all forced to endure these wank age verification laws.
>>532551869Aren't there some coons too?
>>532551869All the major news companies (most if not all of the minor ones too) are controlled by jews or freemasons who work for jews
>>532548895what about soap splashing water on your bum isn't cleaning it
>>532551973or freemason-like organisations like the order of the eastern star
>>532551956And some quares
Grim
> Introducing a lower Universal Credit health element rate of £217.26 per month for new claimants, compared to the higher rate of £429.80>From 8 April, customers with limited capability for work or work-related activity will also see a new notification on their Universal Credit account giving information on the support available and allowing them to opt in to being contacted to find out more about the support.>This will trigger a conversation with a Pathways to Work adviser, who can offer personalised appointments and refer individuals to programmes such as Connect to Work, WorkWell, or local Trailblazer schemes.stand strong i see another u-turn coming up
>>532552037Bidet does it that way. Used shower gun in SEA - just better.Got home and installed one.
it's all just jews, coons, and quares
>>532552349Do you suppose that new Ayatollah is a quare?
>>532552214meanwhile my incel ass with no beard thin bones, yet always the squarest jawed men trooning out its strange
>>532552582>yet always the squarest jawed men trooning out its strangeThere's the theory of two types of troons, the "become the gf because you consumed too much porn" and the "very accomplished and has basically completed masculinity"
>>532552794and then theres the"got bummed in the showers and got too much PTSD"
Slept for half the day, tempted to sleep some more, have no energy.
>>532552881Get a job you faggot.
>>532552875Kek
stalking that slang like a demon
>>532552972On Easter Monday?Are you smoking crack?
Civil war status?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5338k3JPgnMThe chances still look very low to me
>The pilot that got rescued will die from a fentanyl overdose in 10 years anyway.>Iran couldn't get to him this time, but Chinese chemicals will. By the will of God.lol
>>532553133Jesus got up for work on Easter monday so you can too
>>532553150Of course it's very low.What the fuck are English people going to fight a civil war with?..their butter knives?We have no weapons or power by design.And English people are too cowardly an unorganised to do what needs to be done.
Just smoked some weed going to watch some old episodes of Rick and Morty
>>532553264the fact that he came back alive takes the edge off his sacrifice a bit, that could be just me though
What's he gonna do when it's an Israeli?
>>532553393i turned myself into a pickle
>>532553570i turned myself into a wigger lammy
>>532553550Reminds me of the time that CNN doxxed the guy who made the Trump wrestling meme, feels like so long ago
>>532553451that's a good point, never thought of it that way before. what a fraud, basically the jesus and god equivilent of insider trading
>The government is reviewing whether Kanye West should be allowed to enter the UK after a planned appearance by the US rapper at a London festival prompted criticism over his prior antisemitic comments.
>>532553942mesmeric image
>>532553942>had my first wank in 12 days today earlierwhat did you wank to lad
>>532553550
>>532553942>Photoshopping Restore Britain onto a hispanic lass555-come-on-now
>>532553942Always thought putting the flag on your arse is a bit direspectful
>>532554061She's not hispanic
>>532554061have you know she's filipinx>>532554016cant really remembersome whore on instagram i think
>>532554135people who have mats and carpets of it too, making you walk all over it
>>532554162>>532554156Spanish Colonial subjects all look the same to me. They all look disgusting to my eye.Disgusting.>>532554135I'm not going to lie, there was a phase in the mid 2000s where it looked quite good.
>>532554162>some whore on instagram i thinkwaste of a good wank that.Should have cracked one off to hairy milfs, matures, and plappers
WW3 soon
>>532554162what kind of person wanks then cant even remember what he wanked tousually this is what coomers have issue with
>>532554738These are the kind of images that'd make a man gay.
>be in an interesting thread talking about women>some sperg starts talking about suicide>thread swept
>>532554710give it time, you'll soon be wanking without thinking about anything in particular
Does anyone have the apu with the evil smile and sharp teeth???
>>532554772says more about you tbqh
Remember that wanking should be done>as rarely as possible>ideally with no visual stimulation>if you must use visual stimulation it should be a girl on her own>really even watching POV shit is kind of gay>watching another man fuck a woman is gay shit that makes you gay
>>532554738I was fapping to that chick when I barely had pubes. Back when she was on MILF Hunter.
mingrowlere
>>532554952A secret stash of page 3s is fine m8
>>532554932Straight up, wouldn't honestly. I'm too cautious when it comes to STDs and actual WhooooarsMy Exes were very nice and naturally pretty. Quite like the slim figure with perky tits me. The bimbified woman just makes me get this feeling of contempt.
>>532554966same. when i first got internet i was fapping to her. and minka. Crazy they're both still at it.
>>532554738the new series of Bo Selecta is sailing a little close to the wind
didnt realise Frieren was gonna make me cry like a girl every episode god damn
>>532555305keklove big boob bimbos me
>>532555305did you actually watch it? there were talking nipples
Stinky faggots itt.
A Waitrose employee of 17 years has described his devastation after being sacked for stopping a shoplifter who had ransacked a display of Lindt Gold Bunny Easter eggs.>Walker Smith, a shop assistant at a branch of Waitrose in Clapham Junction, south London, was going about his normal duties when a customer stopped him. “They told me someone had filled up a Waitrose bag with the eggs,” he said.The 54-year-old said the shoplifter was a repeat offender. After spotting the thief, he “grabbed the bag” from the shoplifter, who snatched it back and, he said, there was a struggle for a few seconds before it snapped. The Lindt Gold Bunny Easter eggs, which retail for £13 each, fell to the floor and the shoplifter made a dash for the exit. Smith said one of the bunnies broke into pieces. He picked a piece and “threw it out of frustration” towards some shopping trolleys, not aiming it at the shoplifter, he said.>He was told off by his manager and apologised but the matter was escalated. Smith said he was previously told not to approach shoplifters but the toll of seeing them get away with theft repeatedly spurred him into action. “I’ve been there 17 years. I’ve seen it happen every hour of every day for the last five years,” he said.“It’s everybody from drug addicts to teenagers nicking bits and bobs or walking out with bottles of wine in their arms. We’re not allowed to do anything.”https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/apr/05/waitrose-employee-sacked-after-stopping-shoplifter-from-taking-easter-eggs
>>532556093State of the union.
>>532556093Fucking mental
>>532556093>everybody from drug addicts to teenagersadd it to the list
>>532556335>>532556335>>532556335New when ready.
>>532556093>but the toll of seeing them get away with theft repeatedly spurred him into actionHahaha fucking hell
>>532556093I think people in those situations should be temporarily deputised to shield them from problems
>>53255647100 status
>>532556093Waitrose are wrong for this. That man should have been given a medal.
>>532556354not exactly a fast thread tonight pal
>>532556093Bet if he was caught stealing 1 egg from work the lanyard class would have had the pigs around and fucked him.
>>532552214>Obsessed
>>532556820Jewish supermarket is indifferent to wogs stealing, but sacks the hero that stops the wog.
>>532546997Watched moonfall a week ago jsut because it was on TV at nightnot that bad just retarded and gay
So the only reason I didnt want to vote for Farage was because he was an obvious Russian stooge. Looks like Rupert Lowe is as clean as a whistle, generous and actually cares about Brits rather than getting bribed by some foreign goblins to pretend to care about us.Does this thread support Lowe yet or is it still Farage retards?
>>532558295>russianwhat in fuck are you on about? The man gags orange balls
>>532555200The very definition of bolt on tits.
>>532558425Yeah he sucks Trump and Putins dick. Also note Trump sucks Putins dick. I fucking wonder why the orange money obsessed pedophile likes Putin... He's a fucking traitor and should be hung. Just look it up.Rupert Lowe though is clean, so because im not some 70 IQ northern retard i'll be voting for Lowe and not the traitor.
>>532558119>moonfallOh dear imdb 5.2/10
>>532558574string implants grow real breast tissue but yeah bolt ons but i like it. I nearly shagged her once in las vegas, but she kept trying to increase the price. She was well fit back in the day, not so much now
>>532558800critics (paid redditor shills) rated it lower therefore its good
>>532559366not my thing, but fill your boots
