What would you do if you knew the world was ending in 8 hours?
>>532627432I would eat all the bacon.
>>532627432jack off to futa/vore/anal porn
>>532627432Punch you in the dick.
>>532627432I'd put double effort into today's workday, fren. I'd work my fucking balls off
>>532627432I've been looking for a priest for years. The best I can do is a heretic who worships a woman. I just don't think he can pardon sins in the name of God if he doesn't worship God. So, say a prayer and die. Yeah, I can dig a fallout shelter and all that, but why bother?
>>532627432I'm getting drunk today on the off-chance it does https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzy1cfnKh4
>>532627432Find some pussy
>>532627432play the ocarina to revert time, and if it doesn't work then I'd shoot myself in the head
>>532627432Be fucking thrilled that I'm never going to have to wake up to a new day of suffering ever again.
>>532627432Prepare for mass isekai to another magical world without electric grid and the internet.
>>532627432Get drunk.
>>532627432sit here shitposting about it, effectively playing the fiddle
>>532627774what? you wouldn't want to see it with your own eyes?
nothing ever happens
>>532627819Good answer
>>532627632unbelievably based
>>532627432sit on my ass and shitpost here while it was happening
Nothing.
>>532627777Each year just always becomes worse than the one before.
Hang yourself.NOBODY IS USING NUKES.Stop SPAMMING THE BOARD with retard level shit.NOBODY IS USING NUKES, retarded morons.STOP SPAMMING THIS BOARD WITH LOW IQ CRAP. Nothing ever happens.
Finally its overAt last i can stop cooming
>>532627432Take a siesta so i don’t have to wait.
>>532627432Finish my shift at work like a good American
>>532627632this, plus give all my work colleagues a firm hand shake while looking them in the eye
>>532627432It was just a regular day here, but there it was WAR.Momento mori. There is nowhere else to be but here.
9 hours and 45 minutes.
>>532627542fpbpnothing but bacon and heroin for me, thank you very much.
fap to lolis and take a nap
>>532627432I'll be hiding in my bathtub for the foreseeable future, ciao guise
>>532627599based
>>532627432get some sugary energy drinks and cheeseburgers
>>532627432Relax, what else is there to do? Unfortunately jack shit is gonna happen.
Rejoice.This Godless species is doomed anyways.
>>5326274325k warhead scenatio in 8 hours, or just 1 tactical fart?I would take my escape pack and go to a nearby cave.
>>532627432poop my whole butt
go to work
>>532628094Do you want TOTAL WAR?
Scroll.
>>532627432I would be pissed I won't be getting my required 14 hours of sleep.
>>532627777Checked
>>532628326Depends on whom.
>>532627777CheckedYeah I feel that
Tune in to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCxKB20hRUo
>>532627432Call a delivery health girl and have a nice bath with her.
probably still go to work like the good goy I am
>>532627432I lost over a hundred dollars these past few days at the casino and today I have to go to boxing. If WW3 does pop off I'll probably be eating the leftover bar mix at my house while watching re-runs. At least now I don't have to work 60 hours a week for 45 years.
>>532627432relax
>>532627599for me it's dark skin femboys
>>532628537what the fuck's a deriheruspeak normal
>>532627432God or the space aliens or whatever won't allow this to happen.
>>532627432I wouldn't do anything, i would listen and thats what no one did
>>532627432Rape
>>532627632No pussy ass coffee energy drink cigs or faggoty vapes either just straight raw dogging this workday making it my bitch.
>>532627432Buy more silver
>>532628537>Delivery health girlWhat.
>>532628573Holy shit they just can't stop fucking themselves up.
>>532627777This. I saw UFOs up close like ten years ago, and the TORMENT of having to go to work and be stuck on earth with navel-gazing "fellow" humans has not ceased. I just want to get away from all of this. Death is the only way out, ayylmaos aren't saving anyone, jesus and the afterlife was just a comforting trick to get me to behave. I want OUT. LET ME OUT! GET ME OUT OF THIS GAY HELL WORLD!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>532628854In japan "health" is code for prostitution
>>532627432read the bible
Right now? My gf is in another country and so are my parents, so I would almost certainly be guaranteed to spend those final eight hours alone as travel chaos and rapid breakdown of society would mean seeing them would be almost certainly impossible. My guess is I would drive around in my car with some beers until I found a nice quiet spot to see the end in. But again this may be difficult given I live in London and leaving the city would be tough. Failing that I'd simply empty the liquor cabinets here and shitpost until the end.
>>532627432I would run outside and scream 'OP IS A FAGGOT!' as loud as I could and then go rape and pillage the town in my tidy whities.
>>532627432Rape Clowns
Well, not MY world.
>>532627432Probably the same shit I do everyday
Rape Breakroom
>>532627432Try LSD
>>532627432eat LSD I keep for birthday
Nothing ever happens
>>532627432>coom
>>532629470You're fucked in the head, m8.
>>532628427All white European men against the kikes and those who worship Epstein
>>532627599I'd buy a beer, get myself drunk and jack off to Canari
>>532627432>What would you do if you knew the world was ending in 8 hours?Nothing.
>>532627432I'd tell her I love her.
>>532629574Don't you weigh like 500lbs.
>>532629371This dude gonna be stocking shelfs in a half destroyed Walmart with nothing but ash around him
>>532627432Call everyone.
>>532627432Shitpost into the void.
>>532627432Get naked, get a bottle of whiskey, go out in the streets, start verbally attacking everybody.
>>532627432Pray the Rosary. Contact everyone I have ever wronged and apologize to them. Tell those I love how much they mean to me. Await death with peace in my heart and mind. Sorry, was that the incorrect /pol/ answer?
>>532629753This. One last time
>>532629132today would be a good day to start. ive already read it a couple of times, and you've only got a few hours left, so I'll spoiler it for you>god wipes everything out at the end>everyone who god forgives of their sins is revived into a new world and a new bod y>a union of heaven and earth that remains for eternity sucks that we have to die, but the bible says theres a loving god out there who both created All of This and let us pass through it like a filter. i just wish god would have told everyone about it instead of requiring reading. ah well, hopefully it happens sooner than later. i am very tired of all the disease, scarcity and misfortune that has weighed on myself and billions of others. very tired of being alive without the assurance that god has my back. this world is just a meat grinder to me and i wonder why a loving god would make it so. gotta die to find out, I guess...happy reading, Anon.
>>532629977Like a lucid dream.
>>532629710Sounds interesting.But unrealistic.
>>532627432It's only ending for 3rdies.
>>532629767No. I'm 6'6" 186 lbs. If you enlist the military will hand out 'zemp like candy. >>532629778I haven't worked at walmart since October.
>>532627432Sleep and wake up in 8 hours.
>>532630155
>>532627819probably the only good answer ITT
>>532627432I would toil the fields and slave away for jews.
>>532630215Exactly, not our problem.
>>532627432
>>532630215Russia and the Us can hit any point in the globe. There are many nuclear submarines loaded to the tits with ballistic missiles all over the world.
>>532628777Oh, sorry, I'll go to the conbini and order furaido chikkn and cohee, after getting my chinchin fureha.
>>532630310collectively, humanity has been doing this for a solid century.we need a planet-wide day off from this shit.
>>532628854It's a girl who delivers health. What don't you understand?
>>5326295593/10 has tail
>>532630178>6'6" / 186lbsDo you look like Jack Skelington/Slenderman?
>>532627432Literally nothing
>>532630462wtf is wrong with your brain Hiroshi?
>>532630462i too, enjoy furaido chih-kunbetter get some before the world ends.
>>532627777checked, but nothing happens
>>532627432>being so fucking arrogant and retarded that you think you are somehow "special" in the universe. lol LAMO even. the world will only end when the sun runs out of hydrogen to burn, until then you are fucking nothing, not even a spec on it. Few people even have the capacity to even understand that let alone know what it means.
>>532630646Dude that's literally Japanese. I'm just too tired to bother writing out the katakana.
>>532630545Pretty much. Now that I dont move around a lot anymore my weight might increase along with my ever decreasing metabolism.
>>532627599So like any other day?
>>532627432I bought a shit-load of booze and some cigars. Gonna sit on my back porch and enjoy the last few hours of this paradise we used to have.Just mad I'm a lil' on the out-of-shape side. Gonna be a bit of a rough readjustment versus what it would've been a year ago today if this all happened then.Might at some point crank up some old WoW clients I have, just stand around and listen to the music one last time in case all this shit gets fried. But I got vinyls and such and a lot of digital stuff, too; I'll give the American Empire my own little Farewell Symphony.Kinda sour my family compound plan got shit on because nobody was willing to do the work but me, they just smiled and nodded. Didn't matter how well it was all going. They wanted On Demand Goyslop. Joke's on them, that world is gonna end now. I'd be a lot better set. Oh well.Shame, I was just settling in to the idea of being a bachelor post-divorce.Such is life.My only regret is that this is what /pol/'s Great Awakening got us: the most Zio-Cucked Gentile leader in world history, herding us all into Prison Planet. Can't wait for the "Dems" to somehow magically fix everything and make us all happy to take prison planet.If we go dark and lose 4chan, I just want you guys to know in the end like so many other bad investments in my life at least I have some kino memories and experiences most other people never had and now never will.Here's to our impending RPG playthrough's IRL, kings. I wish you all good fortune in the wars to come.
>>532627432take a good night's sleep cuz i'd have a long day ahead of me mocking retards who believed the world would end
>>532630892>the world will only end when the sun runs out of hydrogen to burnThat's still just life on earth and the solar system, the planets will keep being even without a burning sun, the galaxy too, the rests of the universe will keep moving. The world will be fine.
>>532627432Rape my way across the tri-state area.
>>532627432SmileAnything for my torture to end idc
Quit my job this morning Got an 8ball of primo spinachGonna pick up a dumb coed in San Diego and smash her in the front butt It's that or crossdress and neck myself in a closet, Carradine style
I'd play Solitaire on my phone while the flames engulf the world
>>532630029It would be the first time for me! :(I haven't known her long enough or made it official yet, so I haven't gotten a chance to say it yet.
>>532627432Everywhere I go, I must rape.
>>532627432Take the rest of the cathinones I have and stab everything with my dick
>>532630122Come on! Keep the dream alive!
>>532627599>>532631286Ahhh i was gonna say that!>So like any other afternoon?
>>532627432Repent. Play fetch with my dog
>>532627432I remember when you were saying the world would end when Iran bombed Israel.
>>532627432It's not the world that is ending. Just the demonic system hijacked by jews.I'm planting a garden tho. Got dirt under my nails and everything.
>>532627963Yeah, you don’t even notice the quads.
Thread themehttps://youtu.be/8bek15bGkAE
>>532631619Dr Doofenshmirtz and his new Rape-Everyone-In-The-Tristate-Area-inator over here.
apparently sit here. :/
play mgq
>>532627432Sneed for one...last... time
>>532627432i go eat my favorite meal. go walking
>>532633214Its ok. Agent P is on the case.
>>532627777Ding ding motherfucking ding
>>532633379Tf agent P gonna d-hoooly molly...
>>532627432Probably not hanging at 4chan my last hours.
>>532627432I would finally acquire a shrubbery
>>532631286The best time to jack off to futa porn is 20 years ago, the 2nd best time to jack off to futa porn is today.
Been a nice day hasn't it lads
>>532631443Your pic says it all, Kek elected Trump. The Only function of 4chan as it stands today is to gather the armies of Armageddon, as per Rev. 16:13-6
>>532627432Have sex with a japanese prostitute
>>532627432i would shit on the street
>>532634076Tired of this fucking frog he made it a sunset
>>532628537Based
>>532633379You'll never take me alive... or flaccid.
>>532627432Give thanks to God for my little life, all of it.
>>532627777Amen, God's will be done
>>532627639https://www.latinmassdir.org/
>>532627432post my waifu one last time
>>532636239Are you Japanese?
>>532627432Drink and go through old stuff on my computer. Family photos, old memes, flash animations, maybe some old video games. Anything I've saved up over the past 20 years or so.
>>532627432I'd try and finish one of my dozens of books and videogames I've been putting off.
>>532638382Don't remind me...
>>532627432shitpost on /pol/ obviously, bros over hoes sirs
>>532627599Based and Pompeii coomer pilled.
>>532627432have a drink
Go tell the girl down the street that I have a crush on her and then sit with my dog until the end.
>>532629522>>532629487The mindhive still draws breath.Also, take with you, anons.
>>532627432Find the nearest zogbots and bureaucrats and skin them.
>>532627432say goodbye to my computer frens then hit the sack
prob nothing but go about my day
