HE TACODHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532664720>its realhttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumpHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
The utter state of muttistan.
>2 weeksseriously
TACOTACOTACOTACO
>>532664720IRAN FOLDEDISRAEL BIG MADTHE ART OF THE DEALMAGA
>>532664720Holy fuck this is the mother of all TACO'sLaugh at all MUTTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH
>>532664720Fake tweet
>>532665129Lmao miggercope is on another levelPOOL STATUS???
Everybody knew he'd pussy out. Trump is the ultimate bitch.
>>532664720
>>532664720Is Iran retarded? why are they handing the only card they can play over to trump? 2 weeks to deploy zogbots to ME.
>>532664720>2 MOAR WEEKS!!!
>TACOwhy are you leftists so upset that he didn't carpet bomb iran
They said they will open the straight. He got what he wanted. Glad things worked out and innocent lives were spared. Nothing to ridicule the Americans for, nor trump.
I bought chips and pepsi for tonight. I wanted some action. Drop the fucking nuke you fat pussy.
Inb4 Israel bombs them again
>>532664720>Trump after typing “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” for the 67th time in one day
art of the deal chads won
What the fck were you , RETARDED MORONS, expected? Nuclear war?HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?>i know that pol is shit and filled with british mi6 glowies, >but wtf, how low iq and retarded are you???
>t-t-two more weeks guys!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>532664720>Instead of having tacos let's talk--oh!
The biggest line is that he thinks Iran's ten point plan is a workable basis. He is the one cucking here.
>>532664720God what a fucking loser. And this is the guy people were swearing and crying up and down that would save America.
It was always 2 more weeks goyim, trust the plan.
Zionist destruction machine was on overdrive the last hours because they smelled the ceasefire. Hope I live long enough to see them exterminated
I'm going to wait for the real news. He's probably lying.
the reason he's spazzing out so hard is he realizes he has no good movesreally shows just how devoted to israel he is that he hasn't tried passing any blame to them once. will say literally anything to save his own skin but that.
>>532664720jej
>>532665597are you low IQ? nowhere in his post does it say that iran agreed to it, are you retarded
>>532665446If Trump accepts the terms if Iran, they won .Also they can reinstate crossing fees after the us leaves.
>>532664720>>532664873
>>532664720Only President Trump could avert a prolonged decade long war like in Iraq to be only two weeks. Mission accomplished.Iran status: WreckedEurope status: Booty-blastedAmerica status: Winning biglyStay mad yuropoors
>>532664720this is too funny
>>532664720Iran already launched their fact check salvo
>>532665687Art of the surrender more like. Here's the ten points:>A guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again>A permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire>An end to Israeli strikes in Lebanon and against Iranian allies>The lifting of all US sanctions on Iran>Iran agreeing to reopen the Strait of Hormuz>Introduction of a $2 million fee per ship transiting Hormuz>Revenue from shipping fees to be shared with Oman>Funds to be used for reconstruction of war-damaged infrastructure>Establishment of safe passage protocols through Hormuz>A broader framework to end regional hostilities
>This will be a double sided CEASEFIRE!nigga what. thats the whole fucking point of a ceasefire. does this orange doughnut really think there are one sided ceasefires. "yo you dont get to shoot back while we shoot you, yo"
>>532665849>a migger when the war for Israel has to wait 2 weeks
>>532665615Unironically this. We all know Israel will fuck this Peace deal up no matter what. It could be the best peace deal in the world. Israel will not agree with it.
TACO TUESDAY LMAOTHE SHART OF THE DEAL
>>532664720two weeks until the next two week ceasefire which will happen for the next 20 years
>>532664720>MY GIRLFRIEND GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL OKAY!!! SHE CAN'T COME TODAY BECAUSE SHE GOT A STOMACH ACHE!!!!
So...the hormussy is not actually open, is it.
>>532664720>literally 2 more weeks meme
TACO TUESDAY BROS!
No he didn't you retarded steeple, it's all part of the great plan
>>532666155There's nothing about the nukes in there. That's significant.
>>532664720NO FUCKING WAYHOLY FUCK AMERICAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA
>>532664720I’ll give it an hour before Israel tries to disrupt it.
>>532664720>Hes agreeing to Irans 10 point planHoly shit that is insane.
>>532664720>I'm getting the stuff I wanted>T-taco I can't believe Trump didn't bomb civilian infrastructure
>>532664720HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THIS MKEGA BITCH PUSSIED OUT AGAIN@!!!!!!! LMAO WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FAGGOT SOI BOI BETA KEK
>>532666285it's open just pay the toll and dont be an american ally
> I keep winning
TACO TUESDAY
>>532664720His tweets still happened.TWO MORE WEEKS
>>532664720TACO
>>532665615didn't they send bunch of b-52s to iran?
>two more weeksthis has to be a fucking joke LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where did Iran say they would let all ships through?
>>532664720Holy fucking shit I will never take an American seriously again... You faggots are absolutely fucking pathetic!
>>532664720Strait was open before this kike war, so what the hell was the point of everything and what objectives got accomplished?
>>532666585No
>>532664720Iran does not accept the ceasefire. get your poporn
>>532664720What a fucking loser. I read his book in the nineties- it's total bullshit. It's ghostwritten advice about how to screw over contractors that did a great job (chapter 2) but then, as long as you have more lawyers, you starve them out until they have to accept less than half.That's in chapter 3 "debt renegotiation"He acts like he's a genius businessman but he's just a whiny rich brat that's always been surrounded by an army of servants and lawyers. It gets worse every day and the true fault lies with his fucking dumb as a rock racist methhead supporters
TACO TUESDAYROLLING FOR ISRAELI NUKES
>>532666467>Im getting all the stuff I wanted>Negotiates on irans 10 points plan instead of his 15 ppint plan.He lost
If strait is open tomorrow, Iran lost, no matter the online cope
>>532666666checking who got it
>>532665446Nowhere in the tweet does it say Iran accepted anything. He is acting like theres a deal and hoping Iran agrees to go along. They won't lmao
>>532664720Good. I am happy for this. Trump made a good decision.
>>532666467>I'm getting the stuff I wanted, agreeing to Iran's 10 points and listen to Pakistani tears
>forms human chaim around power plants>pls no bomb Mr. Presidentkek Trump has the mercy that's inherent in White European people. Brownoids are savage and feral and will never understand.
>>532664720The pool remains closed
>>532666664He’s just a celebrity propped up by the Rothschilds
Sad I really wanted to see the nukes in action
>>532664720even used 2 weeks again damn magats are stupid
TACOACO
>>532664720lol like fucking clockwork
>>532664720>we received a 10 point proposal from Iran, and believe it is a workable basis on which to negiotateHoly shit, he's actually surrendering while trying to save face
>>532666155the guarantees mean nothingjews don't listen to shit and neither do retarded yanksthe closure of the strait was actually working, that was why trump was pissing his pants if they allow the US to kill their entire leadership with no retaliation and the only material thing they get back is some money from ships and repairs thats a joke
>>532665600Sorry buddy, better just put on a Paavoharju record and get blackout drunk.
>>532667245Uh, that's a fucking lot of money Iran would get.They'd be in their best economic position ever.
>>532664720wow this fucking orange kike, i knew he was gonna taco and he still managed to make me mad. I hope he breaks his neck in the shower.
>>532667114The 10 point plan was some random tweet where Iran was trolling right? This bitch is so pathetic.
>>532666645We killed 50+ iranian leaders including beef supreme, we destroyed 90% of their ability to make new missiles/drones. They dont have the capabilities to create a nuke any longer. We fucked China / Asia for a month since they get 80% of their fuel through the strait, and about 3800 to 9000 Iranians dead depending on who you talk to. I mean overall not bad for a quick party, and dont worry we will be right back here in May doing this same bullshit all over again.
This is almost as funny as the greenland taco
>>532664720>this isnt a good thingI thought nupol (plebbit) was mad that the U.S was bombing Iran? Why are you now upset that negotiations are happening?
>>532667484No? Iran had its own demands.
>>532667114Notice there's nothing about nuclear in it.Just say the US (I'm not saying Trump because I assume someone less retarded will step in) can persuade Iran they are serious and can restrain Israel. Big If.They agree and add the position that Iran has no nuclear program and split the strait fee to the US as well.Trump can spin that as a win and get an off ramp.
>>532664720Taco Tuesday anons
>>532667517It's extremely Jewish to mock Trump for not starting a nuclear war
>>532664720So this means hes going to nuke Iran tomorrow
TWOMOREWEEKS
>>532665549They have to find some way to cope with their increasing irrelevance and disastrous wipeout in 2024.
Say it with me now:>ART OF THE DEAL
>>532666207>>532665615Duh. Iran knows that as well. Unless zognald turns on king kike this is all pointless.
>>532664720Of course he did. He's a retarded pedo jew.
>>532666352I'd say the Lebanon part is even more significant. The US would have to drag Israel out of there kicking and screaming.
>>532665695The people making these threads are literal IRGC officers and paid democrat operatives.
>two weeksreminder:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfRhkLmaqI
>>532665129Can't wait for miggers to be hunted down in the streets
>>532665129>IRAN FOLDEDThey blatantly did. Having Pakistan being their mouthpiece is just so that the Iranians don't lose face and keep up appearances.
>>532667484Iirc the 10 point plan didn’t say anything definitively on the strait but it demanded the removal of sanctions and an end to all regional aggression first and foremost
>>532667910How do I get paid for calling Trump a retarded Israeli puppet I've been doing it for free for years
>If I say two more weeks people will forget all about it by then and it won't matter anymore
>>532667245> the guarantees mean nothingthey mean a lot, it will make it official that regime change has failed and breaking a guarantee is still something states don't want to do, if not absotely necessary since it erodes trust. Also notice how there is nothing about the nuclear program in there, which was supposedly one of the main reasons for this war to start in the first place
>>532664720Based pakis. I knew jeets hating them must mean they’re marginally less evil and judaicized.
>>532668178What trust? As long as zion don backs israel there is no trust possible.
>>532666098Europe and Asia literally did nothing. All they did was watch. Its like the US rolled around in shit, got covered in it, was angry that no bystander wanted to also roll in shit, and now they are pointing at bystanders calling them mad while shit is still dripping from their finger.
>Prime Minister Shehbaz Sharif>Field Marshal Asim MunirIs he talking about the UK?
>>532664720America is a joke
>>532668355This war is actually getting me to start liking Pakistanis slightly
>>532664720Gonna enjoy some TACOs for dinner tonight.
>>532667693slow the spread
>>532667997it says they'll open it (and charge $2mill per ship to cross)
>>532666155Very reasonable points.
>>532664720Are they still negotiating with random twitter posts? I should have posted an 11 point demands, in which the 11th demand is Anon in Argentina gets 5 million dollars, a cute gf and a N-pass
>>532664720>mfw I see two more weeks more often irl than on pol in 2026What timeline is this? Was it all a psyop to make it obvious to /pol/tarts said information isn't really happening in>two more weeks
>>532668803I can operation epic fail has achieved its stated goal of making America even weaker
>>532664720Trump can't TACO more. You Americans are absolutely niggers.
>>532668925>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A NUCLEAR WAR FOR JEWSRabbi are you fucking serious
>>532667923Any day now surely. Maybe two more weeks. Meanwhile pic related walked free for over a year without bothering to hide or skip town, this was after being caught on her ring camera shooting her in the face in broad daylight.
>>532668925At this rate I'm waiting for him to kick this can all the way to the midterms
>>532667397your government is based and you're probably a seething Vox pro-Israel loser
>>532667484The 10 point Iranian plan Trump has agreed to1. Guarantee that Iran will not be attacked again2. Permanent end to the war, not just a ceasefire3. End to Israeli strikes in Lebanon4. Lifting of all US sanctions on Iran5. End to all regional fighting against Iranian allies6. In return, Iran would open the Strait of Hormuz7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship8. Iran would split these fees with Oman9. Iran to provide rules for safe passage through Hormuz10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparationsTOTAL AMERICAN HUMILIATION
>>532667627Leftys think they win the internet argument because said he wouldnt start a war with Iran when he literally said "something will be done about iran". Then they think they win the internet argument because they conflate "something" with turning iran into glass. Theyre delusional and would rather every single Iranian die if that means they can more easily claim they have the moral highground.Thankfully, the strangle hold on social media has been lifted and everyone can now quantify that libshits are an extreme minority after nearly 15 years of a few million weaklings brow-beating everyone. Its ogre. Libs are few, weak, and those traits are becoming exacerbated by the day.No one wants to see this shit with iran more than the internet addicted liberal because it means they can "win" the internet argument. Sick fucks.
>>532664720>two week period will allow the Agreement to be finalized and consummated.>Consummatedtwo weeks for someone to stretch the asshole in preparation of consummation
>>532669096So before the war ships were able ro cross with no feeAfter the war Iran gets 2.000.000 USD per ship passing?How is that anything but a victory for Iran?
Trump didn't agree to 10 points, it's just some Iranian cope they let out online.
>>532665310TAKE A LOOK AT THE BRENT FUTURES DUMBASS.
>>532669295I mean Oman is effectively a crypto Jew state like the rest of the GCC but still it’s an objective downgrade from before the war
>>532666645>what objectives got accomplishedIran gets all sanctions lifted, is allowed to enrich Uranium legally, has all US bases within its reach evacuated and gets to keep the Hormuz toll permanently.This also means that Greater israel will never be a reality, as Iran will be able to contain israel indefinitely. All in all, a huge step forward for the (zog) free world.
>>532668178the last few months have showed they dont mean shitisrael has done whatever it wants, ignored the US and international law and nobody did shitand nuclear will not be allowed. as soon as iran goes back to enriching uranium the agreement will be considered void time benefits israel and the US, not iran. this was their chance to actually do something
>>532669096>7. Iran would impose a Hormuz fee of $2 million per ship>10. Iran to use Hormuz fees for reconstruction instead of reparationsThis is the annoying part. We end up paying for the destruction that Israel caused.
>>532665549Because every one knew the idea to bomb them was retarded and is like the fifth time this nigger trump chickened out. He realized that working with Iran's demands is the only real way out of this clusterfuck of his own making. He'll ultimately agree to most of Iran's demands, call it a win, and every NPC dicksucker will praise Trump for his strategic genius
>>532669669What a bargain for a couple hundred billion dollars!
>>532664720>>532664873What's he going to do when Iran and Israel both launch missiles during his ceasefire?
>enemy starts begging for mercy>L-LOOK AT HOW DRUMF TACO'D AGAIN!strait status, mohammads?
>>532664720>Iran backs out after threat>somehow it's the US who's chickened out
>>532669865probably create a new batch of supreme leader promotions in Iran
>>532669868>strait status, mohammads?went from free, to closed, to Iran's toll booth
>>532669868>>532669894>Iran sends a 10 points list that basically screams WE WON>Trump TACOS and tweets he thinks it's a great place to start negotiatingidk
>two more weeks meme is fucking real
>>532669136Why do red states have to gerrymander their maps if their policies are so great and have such a large fanbase as you say?You’re likely a bot or a literal retard that dickrides trump, so I expect no response.
>>532664720>TACODWe don't use the wokespak vocabulary here in Kekistan. You should go back to your normie social media, normie.
>>532664720TACO in chief.
>>532669894lol where did you see Iran agreeing to anything? Blumph is making up his usual shit to make it sound like he's spoken to them when they closed off all communication after his "we will end ur civilization!!1" tweet. He thinks he can back out after starting a huge war without paying a huge price.
>>532669136What did we accomplish? Was there a regime change that I missed? That "10 point plan" that Trump said was a workable basis is basically Iran's victory conditions. They'll negotiate on it, sure - but if anyone blinked here, it's Trump.
>>532670430He gets to triple the defense budget to replenish lost munitions now which is a huge W if you’re the spawn of Satan (a defense contractor)
So was it intentional market manipulation or he was serious and he's just a little bitch ? Not even sure which is worse.
>>532670416No, they agreed. But their 10 point list that Trump said was a "workable basis" or whatever is straight up American humiliation. Face it, the potus blinked. After spending a month demanding unconditional surrender.
>>532670251>democrats dont gerrymander I guess you're retarded.
>>532669136Did you copy paste that trashrant bait?
>>532664873Good. Smartest move so far by him.
The migger cope in this thread is delicious
>>532664720A taco just flew over my house.
>>532670714Trump won, I don't care what retards say.Iran opens the strait without tolls.
He agreed to pay Iran for damages. I’m beginning to think this guy is a rube.
>>532664720Nothingburger chuds, we won again.
>>532669096The US and Israel can bomb Iran again in 2 weeks. It's not like they lost any military capability to bomb Iran
>>532671322The US and Israel can restock interceptor missiles and bring in additional troops and firepower to the region, too
>>532670251Also, you stupid nigger, I wasnt talking about politicians but their immensely retarded voter bases. Liberals champion, constantly, the same shit trump is doing when its a democrat. I didnt vote for trump. Im not a republican. Im also not a faggot ass liberal that had no problem with Obama drone striking u.s citizens and establishing an oligopoly of insurance companies while screaming about le fascism. You faggots are so weak and retarded that you fall for pallate swaps of the SAME fucking behaviour and policies you decry. All abortion bans did was ingratiate pharmaceutical companies that, conveniently, just rolled cheaper plan-b pills. Whats the difference with the ACA that ingratiated insurance companies AND pharmaceutical companies with money and power? Fuck you, retard. You will never be have higher-order thinking skills because you're a stupid bitch that never thinks more than 25 minutes ahead.
Guarantee you the Strait will still be closed. Another two weeks of social media diplomacy.
>>532670822Why did all democrats vote for, and all republicans vote against the The Freedom to Vote Act (S. 2747) which looked to end partisan gerrymandering you stupid nigger?Or The For the People Act (H.R. 1 / S. 1), all republicans voted no, filibustered in the senate then and did not pass. Why would they do that?? You stupid fucking gorilla nigger.One party wants to get rid of gerrymandering, the republicans need it because that’s the only way they survive. You should unironically kill yourself. Your parents would be more proud of you if they knew you were dead than have to worry about your shitty retarded existence continuing on.
>>532670971>many words. Cant understandThe absolute state of the late zoomer attention span.
>>532671172Trump straight up said the 10 point plan wasn't good enough yesterday. https://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/world/middleeast/iran-10-point-proposal.htmlBut today it's good enough. Sure, he won lol. We didn't go to war to open the strait - the strait was open. If we are ending up going "yay, we opened the strait" - guess what, we lost.
>>532671713Gee I fucking wonder, maybe because thats a STATE issue and not within the purview of the federal government, dipshit.. Why don't democrat states require voter id and why do they create sanctuary states where illegals can vote?
>>532672010it's a ceasefire, not a dealstill, the amount of disinformation on twitter is incredible. it will take at least a day to know what actually happened. If Iran tries to toll ships then trump either lost or iran lied
>>532671569Obama was constantly criticized for drone strikes you fucking retard. The issue now is his dickriding cohorts will never question anything he ever does because they would rather do a gold medal mental gymnastics routine than ever question their retard godking.I’m not defending ACA, faggot. A plan that was largely based on an existing plan… from who? a republican in utah. I’d say medicaid for all, kill insurance companies, kike middlemen in hospitals, infinite negotiating power to the government. But knowing how fucking kiked our government is the costs would quadruple as we just shovel more money to middle men jews.
>>532670430>What did we accomplish?Made trannies and woke libtards seethe
>>532672185Do you have any proof that illegals are voting en masse? Any? Just show me, it shouldn’t be hard. If we need an id to vote it should be free and provided by the government. Nigger. I don’t disagree with needing an ID to vote, just make it free. You faggot retard.
Can we still celebrate Power Plant Day and Bridge Day or no?
>>532664720I wish Iran really had those nukes. You know the jews will bomb them again during that "ceasefire". Americans always use all kinds of jewish tricks.
>>532669868That'll be $2 million +tip per boat Pedro.
>>532672389They were already seething. >>532672250I don't think Iran will do either - because the whole point of closing the strait was to get us to stop bombing them, and it appears to have worked. If they get us to fuck off without a regime change, giving up uranium, etc - they won.
>Supreme Leader taken out>military capabilities destroyed>command and control decimated It's hilarious that retards think Trump and Israel lost, lol.
>>532669096These are reasonable.
>>532673049>without a regime changeIran is on their 5th string of leadership in multiple roles, anon. The US completely obliterated them.
>>532673056I want to make love to a Canadian
The tolls should be directly taken from every migger's bank account.
>>532669096Fake.
>>532670059>to Iran's toll boothdidja read that on xwatter, lil bro?>>532670204>10 points listthey did? you gotta source that isn't a literal who from xwatter for that?
>>532673056The only military capabilities that mattered were drones, ballistic missiles, and the ability to close the strait. All of that is still intact, as is the regime. Killing an 87 year old dude with prostate cancer accomplishes literally nothing. Maybe less than nothing, if his successor is a hardliner.
Fuckin YIKES
>>532673300>All of that is still intactit's not though. iran is capitulating. just a little threatening of their infrastructure is all it took.
>>532673215So what. It's still the same regime. None of that shit matters in the end, those people are interchangeable. They built their entire system around martyrdom and easy replacement.
>>532664720What was even the point. Iran's better off now than before the war
>>532673056they won the fake war but that also caused the biggest wave of anti-semitism ever seen in recent history, you can shit on kikes freely and nobody will disagree with you, also many countries have severed ties with Israel already and that number will only increase. everyone sees them as the demons they are now, they FUCKING LOST
>>532665687He didn't have to give up Maralago, so I guess it's a victory of sorts
>>532673056The US tricked Iran not once, not twice, but three times! Fucking Iranian idiots! lmao
>>532672276Yea, and now trump is being criticized for iran. Does that fucking change anything? I kinda feel like drone striking american citizens would be completely off the table for the party of exemplary moral fortitude but here we are. You pretending like war and death and corporations running america is simply a "republican thing". You lost the moment you tried to make this a shitshow a republican problem when history shows otherwise. Gulf of Tonkin is a confirmed false flag operation to get the u.s into Vietnam. Democrat president. The sinking of the Luthsitania. Confirmed false flag operation to get the u.s into world War 1. Democrat president. Get your fucking head out of the uniparty asshole, you stupid shill bitch.
>>532664720Hmm... I just woke up but I got say this: without fossil fuels, which is the purpose of energetic transition, Iran would really need to enrich uranium to generate energy to the country. Let's see what happens next.
>>532664720>week 1: We have won>week 2: We are winning, pray for our troops>week 3: NATO, please help!>week 4: they accepted our surrender
>>532673300>All of that is still intact, as is the regimeNo it's not, retard. Holy shit you're an NPC.
>>532673277>they did? you gotta source that isn't a literal who from xwatter for that?https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/4/7/whats-irans-10-point-peace-plan-that-trump-says-is-not-good-enoughhttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/04/06/world/middleeast/iran-10-point-proposal.html>In return, Iran would lift its de facto blockade of the key shipping route through the Strait of Hormuz. Iran would also impose a fee of roughly $2 million per ship that it would split with Oman, which sits across the strait. Iran would use its share of the proceeds to reconstruct infrastructure destroyed by American and Israeli attacks, rather than demand direct compensation, according to the plan.The toll booth is in there lol. But I doubt the final deal would include that, it's just too ridiculous. Even accepting this as a "workable framework" is low key nuts.
>>532665169>N-NOOOOO!!! STOP ATTACKING IRAN!!! >N-NOOOOO!!! HOW COULD YOU AGREE TO STOP ATTACKING IRAN?!?! lIbturds' zero sum argument strategy really falls apart quickly, doesn't it?
>>532673409It is we who appear to be capitulating. Iran's more or less maintaining their position. We were always the ones with the maximalist demands here - unconditional surrender, regime change, handing over uranium, ceasing missile production, etc.
>>532673906>Details about the 10 clauses have not been published.Retard.
>>532673769Keep pretending to be above this all while dick riding trump harder than anyone else you fucking faggot.Say he’s a retard. Say this war is retarded. You can’t. You’re not programmed to.
>>532664720>consummatedOh my...
>>532674079Yeah, killing thousands of their soldiers, destroying their entire military, a half dozen of their leaders in a row, and destroying their infrastructure sure sounds like a capitulation to me. Man, shitskin muzzies are seething and coping off the charts right now.
>>532673867Wow, we agreed to a ceasefire with none of our original demands for entering the war met lol - what's your point exactly?
>>532674001>Trump forces them to capitulate >AMERICA LOST!!These people are retarded, anon. It's the unholy alliance of chuds, trannies, and libtards. They're all NPCs and will parrot obvious nonsense that convinces no one outside of their echo chamber.
>>532674127Enough shit leaked from both sides at this point, don't pretend we don't have a pretty good idea of what's in there.
>>532674001>my president won’t back down, he’s not a fag>you should be HAPPY he’s a fag that makes the US look like a giant PUSSY!Seriously, your parents would be much happier knowing you were dead than alive, it would be a burden off their backs. You should really, sincerely do it. Any way you can, just end it all. Your worthless life means nothing to them or anyone in this world.
>>532664720Two weaks
>>532674259Have you even read the 10 points they're agreeing to? Killing 1000 or so Iranians is worth what the U.S. is prepared to give them. The nation is going to boom in like five years.
>>532664977we haz become meme
>>532674259It is, if you don't accomplish what you set out to do and leave. We are THE global superpower, we were always going to pummel them. The question is is what we would be able to achieve, which so far looks like replacing one Khomeini with another.
>>532674447>Have you even read the 10 points they're agreeing to?what 10 points?didja read about it on xwatter?
>>532673550/pol/aks keep winningMaga comes here thinking they are in good company only to get shit in.Liberals keep coming here thinking they are in good company only to get shit on.Both of them think its the other shitting on them when they are just being buck-broken against the cliffs of never ending reality. Now everyone is noooticing. Lol
>>532674447Nothing was agreed to, and the final deal won't look like that. But Trump blinked anyway.
>>532674391>If I bUiLd A sTraWmAn I cAn'T lOsE!! Pathetic.
>>532674280>leadership class killed 5 deep>military capabilities exhausted>command and control decimated >caught lying about missile development Iran got fucked, dude. Go watch some bullshit MSM to comfort yourself.
>>532674447>references something that hasn't been published yetYour cope is sad, but your seething is hilarious.
>>532674347>Enough shit leakedYou're used to leaking shit aren't you, fatboy.
Nothing ever happens
>>532674130I didnt vote for trump and am not dickriding anyone, retard. You're just having an aneurism because your gay arguments fall flat when you're a partisan faggot shill arguing with someone isnt brain-rotted like you are.
>>532674638>>532674708>end stage miga seethingwhatever distracts you from this disastrous failed venture
>>532671067>Genius move SAR! 4 Dee chess!
>>532674621>Iran begs for a complete cessation to the conflict >Iran asks for a 45 day ceasefire>Iran gets 2 weeks (lol)>Trump forced them to capitulate without the use of ground forces Holy shit, anon. You must be the biggest NPC in the universe.
>>532674622What’s the strawman, you fucking retard. Point it out. Lay out your retard excuse. You can’t because you’re a fucking dickriding faggot who cannot stop sucking trump’s cock.Really, I’m going to double down. You’re single, male, probably work a shit job. Your parents hate you, you have never talked to a woman or dated (inb4 you larp some story of being with someone) they want you dead, they’ve wanted you dead since 6th grade when it was clear you weren’t making any friends. Just accept it dude. You suck, maybe next time around you’ll be Indian and end it sooner.
>>532674831>can’t say trump is a retardCome on bot, just ignore your programming and say trump is also a retard like all politicians.
>>532664720Are you MAGA faggots done? No, seriously. Are you fuckers done?!
>>532674946>fantasy miga universe lol
>>532674841>Y-YOU'RE SEETHING!!!Lol, no. I'm ecstatic Trump's gambit worked and forced the Iranians to capitulate. I think it's hilarious that retards like you are convinced this is a loss.
>>532664720Hows it taco? He said he would bomb them unless and agreement was made and they agreed to something. Iran came to table and negotiated. Its not a taco and you're a spineless shill here spreading trump hate. Get fucked
>>532674963>my president won’t back down, he’s not a fag>you should be HAPPY he’s a fag that makes the US look like a giant PUSSYWhere did I say any of this? You built a strawman to argue my post. Pretty simple to figure out, retard.
>>532675131Shut up nigger.
>>532675066Unlike your lies about the 10 point plan what I stated is actually correct. Keep squirming, faggot. I'm sure your boyfriends like it when you do.
>>532665384>>532665384Its literally what he wrote art of the deal about.Raise a shitfit, make unrealistic demands, accept 50% and call it a victory.
>>532670714It's a reasonable list of terms. Reasonable!
>>532674963Youre entire post was a strawman because that anon never said the things you claimed he said then you argued against the things you made up in your head. >"A straw man argument is a logical fallacy where someone distorts, exaggerates, or misrepresents an opponent's position to create a weaker, easier-to-refute version of it"
don’t care not reading. TKD.
>>532675158Read the OP you goddamn retard. Pakistan requested trump hold off. Iran didn’t agree to shit. Holy fuck. You guys are illiterate and retarded.Dude. I’m telling you. Your parents hate you and would much rather know you were dead than to see you live a failure life. Kill yourself.
>>532675090It's a loss because the straight and international trade is in a worse position than it was before the war. Things are literally worse and it only cost us 300 billion to get there.
>>532671530That would be quite dishonorable
>>532675327He doesn't need to. Pakistan mediated a ceasefire. Iran demanded a cessation, then it asked for 45 days, it ended up getting 2 weeks. This was done because Trump was going to start bombing the fuck out of their civilian infrastructure if they didn't open the strait (which is now open).Trump won, trannie.
>>532674447>Have you even read the 10 points they're agreeing toWhich will shocking come to progressively resemble Trump's demands in Istanbul over the course of 2 weeks. A real miracle of transfiguration. And Iran won't agree to that, obviously. The better question is what does Iran do after nothing is settled. Close the strait again? Launch drones and missiles at the gulf states, American bases, etc? This is the reason why Iran didn't want a ceasefire in the first place, and were pushing for a permanent solution. If nothing is agreed upon there is a clear obligation on them to do something on ceasefire expiry. Suppose they could passively return to enriching uranium, but that just resets the clock to the status-quo that saw them attacked in the first place.
>>532675351>It's a loss because the straight and international trade is in a worse position than it was before the warNo it isn't. Iran got it's shit pushed in and we don't have to worry about a nuclear power that chants "death to America" asserting control over international waters. Fuck you people are dumb.
>>532675274>accept 50%We could have had that "50%" without even going to war lmao, depleting our stockpiles, getting our mid-east bases shot up, etc. But wow the strait is open!
>>532674963> >N-NOOOOO!!! STOP ATTACKING IRAN!!!Implication, people are saying they want trump to stop attacking Iran, the right’s position overwhelmingly of the past 6 weeks has been in support. >N-NOOOOO!!! HOW COULD YOU AGREE TO STOP ATTACKING IRAN?!?Implication, democrats are upset that trump didn’t attack Iran. They’re calling trump out because he literally threatened to end a civilization and then cucked out because he’s a giant faggot and then makes us look like a pussy tiger on the world stage that will never follow through with anything because we have a retard in power.You implied a lot, you fucking loser. Kill yourself.
>>532674447>Have you even read the 10 points they're agreeing to?They haven't been released, retard. Stop believing nonsense you saw people you should know are retards posted.
>>532664720>consummatedTrump agreed to get fucked on an Iranian bed with the completion of the ceremony.
>>532675513Won what? The strait still being closed? Iran never agreeing to stop developing nuclear arms? Shut the fuck up jeet.
>>532675317Nigger the post I was replying to was a strawman in itself. Blow your brains out faggot.
>>532675591>The better question is what does Iran do after nothing is settled.What they declared they were going to do before the ceasefire was enacted, namely destroy the only two remaining pipelines toward the east (the saudi and emirati one), increase drasticallly their fire rate of missiles and if the claim is true, introduce a different category of weapons (likely hinting at a type of missile).Also, a 2 week ceasefire allows them to reopen all closed tunnels and sealed entrances so their firing rate if hostilities restart will likely be similar to that of the 2 first days of the war.Finally, the ceasefire only happened due to Chinese intervention in the last minute so i'm certain the Chinese gave Iran guarantees of their own if the war were to restart.
>>532675816>Won what?He got away with killing off a majority of their leadership class, obliterating their military capabilities, exposed them for lying about their missile development programmes, and anyone with a brain doesn't want a nuclear Iran to be able to assert control over international waters. I could go on but tell me what you don't understand about the above first. You're a fag.
>>532676078>demanded complete cessation of open hostilities Denied>tried to bargain for a 45 day ceasefireDenied>got 2 weeks Lol.
>>532675936And yet youre such a retard you couldnt understand how your post was a strawman and needed to ask about it? Stay buttflustered, retard. Im glad I could educate you on something 9th graders in highschool understand. Maybe you're the retard here, anon. You have an uphill battle in life so I suggest getting an education.
>strait closed and will never open again>uranium enrichment advances well>regime intach
>>532675327You avoided my post again. Keep making up arguments I didn't make or things I didn't say. You're just a worthless shitskin muzzie whose seething has rendered you demented.
TACO is actually going to save the world, via its reality.
>>532666098>Trump starts stupid unpopular war>Trump ends stupid unpopular war by cucking to Iran and literally doing “2 more weeks” meme>Iran comes out in stronger position You have to be fucking dumb to think this is a win for the US. Billions of dollars and at least 13 dead Americans for literally nothing.
TWO WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE CURVE
I'm having chicken tacos tonight.
>>532676478>every POTUS going back to Carter says something needs to be done about Iran>every POTUS kicks the can down the road>Trump pushes their shit in and it takes less than a month and a half with no ground troopsLol
>>532665695>>532665549So literally yesterday you miggers were advocating for the nuking of iran but now that trump has chickened out, suddenly not nuking iran is a good thing? What happened to the invincible military that can bomb any nation it wants in four hours? Apparently now the U.S. is so weak that ceding to Iran’s demands is suddenly reasonable? You are actual lemmings who have no coherent positions on anything.
>>532676703I never advocated nuking Iran and Trump forcing Iran to capitulate by threatening to wipe out their entire civilization is the most based thing an American POTUS has done in decades.
>>532676101I thought the nuclear capabilities were destroyed last year? Trump said so himself. Good thing he took down a 50 year old airforce and navy. That strait should be open since they’re totally obliterated, right? Just mere hours away from having a nuclear capable Iran. Like it’s been since the 1990’s. Seriously jeet, kill yourself, maybe you’ll respawn as not a jeet, but the chances are pretty low.>>532676249You ignore that the post I was replying to was a strawman. Shoot yourself in the head. I’m serious. I’m so serious, your parents would be more proud to know you are dead to see you alive and living like this dude. I cannot stress this enough.>>532676314I replied elsewhere. Sorry you can’t read a thread. Again. The retard allegations stick. It sucks you’re a faggot too, your parents probably tried to console you as a kid when you came back home and never had any friends and just wished you would die because a life alone like you’re living is not a life worth having.
>>532676703Throw a tampon in it bitch, go take a nap little ass hoe
>>532666155The jews are the only ones that lose out from this deal, so there is no way in hell it is actually happening.
>>532676842Migger reveals he’s a VPN spammer by mistake, kek
>>532676923>no argumentsHoly fuck you shills are done. You’ve actually lost.
>>532675055I see you have ran yourself up against a wall and think making demands of me is a power move. >yea but trump.>but trump. BixnoodI didn't vote for Trump. You definitely voted for Kamala Harris.Youre at the first stage of grief. You can either wallow in ignorance the rest of your life being led around by the nose or grow a pair and stop being a little bitch.Only 1 path leads to not being a retard.
I agree with above anon that we are just doing this to bide time. Israel isn't going to let this fly. We need to restock up and plan our next move.
>>532676696Lol it’s literally back to status quo now with the exception of Iran having firmer controller over Homos. Maybe it won’t matter years from now if they build overland pipelines through Saudi Arabia but for now Iran is in a better position than before Trump started this war. You are coping and/or low IQ if you believe otherwise.
>>532674621>>532674621>>532674694>>532675718The cope from you Migabros is comical. Here, I'll lay it out for you: > Commitment to non-aggression. > Iran controlling the strait> Acceptance of Iranian enrichment of Uranium.> Lifting all sanctions> Termination of UN and Board of Governors resolutions> Compensation towards Iran> U.S. military withdrawal from the region including bases. > Cessation of the war on all fronts. This is what the Americans agree is a basis for negotiation. A starting point, a starting point Iran claims it will not waiver from. This is the proposal on the table the United States believes is a reasonable lists of demands. A list by the way, that completely eradicates the strangling of Iran by the United States. The idea that the U.S. is going to erode most or all of these is pure MIGA tears. Granted the U.S. may get away with not withdrawing from military bases, and maybe UN nuclear inspectors will continue to be involved, but they will certainly have to give in to all other demands. This is not what a proposal given in defeat looks like, these are demands made by the victor. If the United States agree to the terms, this is a U.S. defeat and there is no other reasoning. They lost by participating in the war and gained nothing but the death of an old man in a dress and a handful of civilians.
>>532676703>reopen the strait or we nuke you>they reopen the strait>okay we won't nuke you>TACO TACO TACOAre you a genuine zero IQ shitskin or is the new shilling tactic to be as incoherent as possible
>>532669865they already did Iran is showering Tel Aviv with missiles as we speak, they arent part of the agreement
>>532676696>regime is still there>nuclear enrichment continues>ability to close the strait conclusively demonstrated>everyone found out Iranian missiles and drones work>Khomeini replaced with KhomeiniWow, something was done.
>>532666467What did he wanted again?
>>532677395>reopen the strait or we'll nuke you in 48 hours>no>reopen the strait or we'll nuke you in 5 days>no>reopen the strait or we'll nuke you in 10 days>no>reopen the strait or we'll nuke you in 48 hours>no>reopen the strait or we'll nuke you in 2 hours>no, but here are our terms if you wanna actually work for peace>hmm these seem like reasonable demands (iran gets billions upon billions from the strait and all their strategic demands fulfilled)>this is seen as a victor by migatards somehow
>>532677178Nigger shillbot cannot say it. Lmao. Kill yourself dick rider.Give me another (you) I’m not going to reply to you because it’s clear your programming doesn’t allow you to, as you say, as a totally abject person to this political situation and totally absolved of any of this current retardation, that you clearly call out, it’s a “both sides” problem, you cannot say that Donald trump is a retard, because you’re not a real person. Lmfao
>two more weeksI have become meme, destroyer of sides
>>532677329>Maybe if I make a bunch of shit up and type enough words people will believe me! Delusional cope.
>>532676850You didn't even know what a strawman argument was until about 5 minutes ago, anon. This is bot behaviour. >"Oh, youre so right, that was a strawman. Let me start from the beginning".Nah. If you're not a bot my suggestion is to stop being a retarded little cunt and get an education. This will go a long way to help you regulate your emotions and test your beliefs against something other than an echo chamber. No one likes a logically inconsistent bitch unless you have huge boobs, a fat ass, and a pretty face that shuts the fuck up.
>>532665129holy delusions
>>532664720>WE ARE GOING TO REGIME CHANGE IRAN>Okay we will close straight of Hormuz>okay how about we font regime change Iran and you don’t close straight of Hormuz>okayART OF THE DEAL
>>532677662> COPE >COPE >COPE Truly the last argument of MIGAtards, it's over. MAGA is dead
>>532664720that's not unconditional surrender
>>532664720>opens the strait without having to end the war>NO FEES to cross now>israel bombed and hated world wide meaning future US politicians will have to separate themselves from jews>irans navy and airforce destroyed, soldiers leaving tunnels en masse will expose locations in case the wars back on we win faster>eurocucks exposed as cucks and we are going to save money by leaving the bases and taking our weapons with us. (they can buy some from us later)>time to build our own drones and drone inceptors(costs $7k, even cheaper than irans drones at $30k)>uranium enrichment facilities destroyed>2 weeks (wars over folks)How did he taco again?
>>532670251Lmao blue are gerrymandered more than red states. Look at emigration patterns for the last 10 years- the 5 biggest population losers are blue states and 5 biggest gainers are red states. And that’s with illegals being packed into blue states. You are literally a low IQ retarded faggot who believes reddit dogma.
>>532677725>an LLM doesn’t know what a strawman isIf that’s your defense, idk dude. None of you replying to me ITT have had any semblance of consistency. If you’re a real person and not a bot, my guy, my dude. I know your type. You were a fucking loser in school, no one liked you, you fell into online groups as a cope. Your parents hate you. They hate that they raised a retard failure of a son. I’m telling you they would much rather know you were dead than for you to continue living this “existence”Just end it. You suck, everyone you know IRL knows you suck.>inb4>I’m great, have a wife, $1M/yr job, etc, etcYou’re dick riding trump on an anime website you fucking loser. Just fucking do it today.
>>532678016>that's not unconditional surrenderit is, but there's a catch
>>532677010>retard claims things with no actual evidence Lol, schizo.
>>532678230You cannot read, you are a retard. >>532671713Also along with the last guy, you should probably kill yourself.
>>532677325>Iran is in a better position than before Trump started this warYeah, just ask the Ayatollah. Oh wait, you can't. Lol.
>>532677622>schizophrenic\melty.exeAbject doesnt mean what you think it means. This is just word salad that can be summed up as "you're not doing what I want you to do so im mad". You have to be 18 to post here, underageb&. Picrel. Stay in school and off drugs, young american.
>>532677329>made up nonsense Lol
>>532664720Dumb, but he tricked Iran into reopenning the strait and giving up all their leverage. He knows something about nonwhites that no one wants to admit. They are desperate for superior white countries to stop dominating them.
>>532678016He ended another war! This is way better than the deal Obama had. America is finally great again!
>>532664720Ceasefire with the US only, right?Israel didn't get enough dead Jews, they should continue the war with them.
>>532676850The retard allegations stickI agree, your strawmanning was retarded>ad hominem attacksSo you can't back up anything and have resulted to now creating a more thorough strawman of me to attack? You are not good at this. Then again, you're a low-IQ shitskin muzzie third worlder so not surprised.
>>532678544As a self-proposed “above all else” politic nigger you can’t say trump is a retard.lmaoKamala is a dumb nigger bitch retard who shouldn’t have ranBiden is an old retard who should not have ran.You cannot say the same about trump because you are a gigantic faggot or a bot.Blow your fucking brains out. You can’t speak like me.
>>Khomeini replaced with Khomeinithe cardboard guy? LOL
>>532664720 Nobel Peace Prize judges:Are you paying attention now. Thank you, president.
>>532678544>kike tranny backpedalingKEK
>>532678864You still didn’t read the thread. Is your context window so small? Give me a recipe for chocolate chip cookies to own liberals.
>>532676650Same. It's taco Tuesday around here.
>>5326647202 More MFing WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKSSSSSS!
>>532666155>Introduction of a $2 million fee per ship transiting Hormuz>Revenue from shipping fees to be shared with OmanThat would mean somewhere between 50 to 100 billion dollars per year.That is not even a status quo ante bellum, that is an outright iranian victory, there is no way to spin it otherwise.
>>532664720Two weeks to amass troops.Need more time?>We have decided to continue the ceasefire for an additional x weeksAnd so on until more assets can converge.
>>532666718>$2m per ship = $300m per day>no more nuclear sanctionsHow did Iran lose? LOLTACO TUESDAY!
>>532678456>the federal government should be in charge of state votingIt's like you're fucking retarded. I dont even vote in federal elections because my local politics are all consuming. This becomes a thing when you own a house and have a family, anon. Sure, gerrymandering is an issue...that needs to be fought on the state or county level. If you can't realize the corruption that could ensue when the federal government is in charge of changing voting districts you are so immensely retarded that there is no helping you. Yea man, lets just let the republican controlled congress change voting districts in states or democrats control voting districts in states from Washington D.C. Do you realize how this was bait for retards that can't think?!
>>532679445>How did Iran lose?Their leadership has been culled beyond recognition, their military capabilities have been obliterated, they were exposed for having lied about building missiles that could target Europe, etc etc. Trump said he was going to destroy their civilization and they capitulated, lol. Also, you're posting fake news. You're a retard.
>>532679557The point I initially made was state senators were against gerrymandering. The only ones who opposed state-level gerrymandering were republicans.Seriously. Sincerely, I like your larp. You do not own a house, you do not have family, you will never have those things. You should kill yourself because you have always been a loser and your parents would rather see you dead than see you become a worthless branch of their family tree.Thanks for agreeing with me
>>532666180>does this orange doughnut really think there are one sided ceasefires. "yo you dont get to shoot back while we shoot you, yo"Those are called "Israeli ceasefires".
>>532669092>berates kikes>he's probably a kike loverdeus vult flags are the most retarded always.
>>532678580They can always close it again, if we start bombing them again.
>>532679008Youve been running shade for democrats this entire thread, retard. Now youre trying to fit in and be further right of trump. Lol. God. You are a soulless shill, arent you?
>>532666155Art of the compromise?
>>532680195The federal government is not permitted to dictate state voting practices or redefine districts you absolute fucking retard. If you think it was a win that democrats wanted to control state voting rights you have to have been dropped on your head, castrated, and on a steady diet of lead and mercury.
War crime tribunal BTFO
