>absolute goddess of silicon, Laurie Wired, just dropped the most groundbreaking low-level memory hack since the invention of DRAM itself>she reverse-engineered undocumented channel scrambling bits on modern CPUs, built hedged reads that duplicate your hot data across independent memory channels with completely uncorrelated refresh timings, and is claiming up to 15x better p99.99 tail latency by dodging those ancient IBM-era tRFC refresh stalls that still fuck everyone in 2026>full hour-long cinematic youtube video with train montages, animations, dramatic music, the works. open source C++ lib already on github.>she's out here single-handedly saving high-frequency trading, databases, and every latency-sensitive workload from 60-year-old refresh cancerbehold, the future of systems programming (picrel)anyway, what are the political implications of women in tech?
>>532686184/g/ shit.
>>532686184Considering how many people went into comp sci due to the "lrn2code" era there was bound to be at least 1 decent looking woman come out.Bear in mind it took millions of jeet men to get 1 woman.
Does he have an OnlyFans?
>>532686790Not that kind of "goddess of silicon".
WHATEVER NERD!
>>532686184Fuck, I think there was some Pierre Curie behind the scenes...women don't know how to think for themselves...that's a huge problem.
Has she found a solution to PDF files yet? And yes I do mean of the Adobe variety which lead to 4chan’s brief time offline months ago.
>>532686184is she affirmative action tier or is this true
>>532687596Watch her videos she's crazy smaht
One of you niggas need to try this first so I don't fry my PCLet me know how it goes
>>532687432It isn’t adobe’s fault that 4chan elected to not only allow the uploading of PDFs, despite not allowing their direct posting/dissemination via their server, but also scraped and processed the contents, blindly following the commands issued like the PDF is a terminal console. And it’s not their fault that it probably hasn’t been patched in any meaningful way. What about uploading an RTF, a file with no extension, etc? Not that Adobe doesn’t have its faults(BRING BACK MY FUCKING FLASH SUPPORT, IT IS MY CHOICE AS THE END USER TO ACCEPT THE ONUS OF SECURING MY OWN ASSETS OR LACK THEREOF.
>>532686184So are you posting her nudes or….
this is fetish content
>>532686184/pol/tards won't understand her videos, most of them are jeetcels.
>>532686184>Shehas a penis.
>>532686184nice try jew no one is buying it
>>532686184>timing attackno sovl>buffer overflowsovl
>>532687756I can tell by this one picture that she is a total poser/wannabe, having purchased far above her actual usable skill set. She has what appears to be a logic analyzer(bottom) and a scope(top) powered up yet not connected to anything, just using it as a prop because nerds love blinkenlights(which ostensibly she is doing wrong). Shes using metal racks, yet has no grounding straps running to her chassis’s, nor are the shelves themselves grounded. Not an ESD mat in sight. Bondi blue iMac and the SE(probably SE/30, which is unthinkable to have such a treasure and not even cherish it via use) don’t even have a functional way to use a keyboard and mouse with them. This is just a bunch of buzzwords and bullshittery that will be met by simps who eat it up, promoting it because they too are completely tech illiterate beyond installing a program on D:\ rather than C:\, IF that.
Lovely now the cs monkeys can write more unoptimized javashit and negative any improvements
her tits hang too low
>>532688733Here’s a picture of my crap brought from home at my technician workbench when I was working for a semiconductor automated wafer handling equipment manufacturer. The first pic was also my equipment but brought to a different job as somehow my stuff is far more advanced than most companies are willing to provide for component or even assembly level fault diagnosis. Even a circuit board fab working for Varian/Thales/Pratt Whitney/etc only provided me with a multimeter(at least it was true RMS).
>>532689223My crap at home where it belongs
>>532687756hot if true>>532688733>>532689223>>532689341maybe she has a special place for experiments xDbut good points
>>532689341Like, I doubt this “broad” even uses dust covers. Or cleans out her shit. Or has a t-15 torx with a 12” shank, or knows which computer it is imperative for opening. This seriously doesn’t look like any “used and functioning” battlestation or ham shack that I’ve ever seen.
I could be wrong but I think she just said you need to double load all your resources into RAM to reduce latency
>>532686184Is that a boy? Based
>>532689223Cool stuff. I don't understand any of it, but cool.
>>532688733>owning a scope makes you a tryhard poser or something tldrNigger I'm a caveman and even I have a handheld scope
>>532686288Yeah why is this not in /g/?I don't know how great this is I'll just decide based on their reaction.
>>532686184@grok please translate this into retard. What are the implications?
>>532686184Those shoulders are kinda broad...
>>532686184troonposting ecelebs on MY pol???read papers, there are websites where you can access everything. why listen to a troon parroting shit?
>>532686184
>>532689659Next “she’ll” install DOS 6.22 or Windows 98 on a modern computer(with minor UEFI workaround if “legacy BIOS” emulation isn’t available via your “bios configuration” and act like it’s some sort of big deal, failing to realize the whole fucking point of x86 architecture (Intel 4004 then 8088/8086) is that it is supposed to maintain 100% backwards compatibility with old code, as to ensure important programs(in manufacturing, etc) are able to continue functioning long after their original support has ended.
>>532689961No, owning a scope doesn’t make you a poser, but leaving it powered up in the background as a prop does. There are no leads coming off that, front or back, only a power cable. No signal being analyzed. The one I posted is mine, which has dual probe inputs on front and 40 channels on top.
>>532686184>women in techIf their dad is a techie and they have a good relationship then those are the based techie girls. Chicks with no father who are “into tech” are just low IQ roasties who think a degree will finally get them the attention they crave.
>>532686184Goddess, or Goddess (male)?
>>532686184HAHAHAHAHAHANEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD
>>532689223lol i find it amusing that I called out the troon larper eceleb, then reading replies and see your comments also pointing out the fraud, then realizing we are in the same industry of semi wafer handlingnigga my coworker dropped a loaded fosb yesterday
>>532690020Turn off enhanced memory(RAM) protection for far better latency. That’s the only major choke point I see nowadays, aside from improper speed matching of RAM. You can and should leave on MBR protection. And that’s just the BIOS/UEFI settings, also ensure you don’t have real-time anti-virus/anti-spyware running on your main PC. If possible, offload the firewall and real time monitoring to a dedicated server, or otherwise schedule(AND RUN) a scan for every week(min). Ofc, most of the people bitching about such things will do so with a straight face while their computer is connected via fucking WiFi, failing to see any issue whatsoever, all in the name of ease-of-use.
>>532686184>anyway, what are the political implications of women in tech?The end to everything we have grown to love...
>>532690047
>>532688733>>532689223>>532689341I dontknow what any of this means or what it does but the stuff looks really fucking cool. Had a thread on /g/ for great looking/aesthetic tech so I could see more like it but the jannies took it down, sadly.
It's still not worth it for 15% latency reduction
>>532690866SGI made such kino boxes
>>532686184great, can't wait for even more ai slop
>>532686184Wow she did all of that by herself?Woah...
>>532689341what is the point to having all this shit - the books and everything, if you are still most likely a Trumptard 4chan poster, kek
>>532691001What is your point, retarded nigger?
>>532690508Lmao. Rudolph/ONTO? Applied Materials? There aren’t too many out there. I was life support for Equipe/PRI/Brooks AxM 100-400, FPD “robots”, Prealigners, and controllers(which literally still use 386SX, on brand new builds. The SBC costs like $5K/ea b/c we are dumb as fuck). As well as fully integrated front end systems, lithography/ion implanters and such. Cheers mate, the whole work floor pauses for a moment to recognize the loss of like $10K minimum when the shattering of a wafer is heard, and these are blanks. 300mm wafers are god damn expensive. I even have a T-shirt that came with an order from University Wafers(IIRC). That’s what $100K in wafers gets you.
>>532686184Cool, now I can run my jewish spyware 0.2% faster. I'm so glad the tech world hasn't lost all focus and crawled so far up its own ass it turned inside out.
>>532686184Bullshit. Women are too fucking retarded to do anything right. She fucked something up we just don't know it yet.
i would give her a creampie if you catch my drift
>>532690888>mutt reading comprehension.15x not 15%
>>532686184does he take penis on camera? then not interested
>>532691173haha small world indeedex-asyst, ex-brooks :^)haha speaking of the arms... saw one smash a non-test wafer during a unpowered fault during a pull (someone had disabled the interlock to adjust a carrier after an OHT fuckup) hahahaha I started doing the clap like when someone drops a glass at a restaurant, no one else was amused. speaking of retro software running on some of the units or the yms...haha a tshirt! fuck I should find some old swag. semi swag is fun to wear around, most people have no clue but when we see each other in the wild it's coolfun industry, cheers mate to you all the same. every time I step into a fab I still get a sense of wonder, like how the hell did us humans make this shit.
>>532686184This is a fucking troon, I would fuck xhim tho
>>532688733based deboonker
>>532690866Beautiful SGI minicomputers. You’d like Cray, Digital, NeXt, Sun Microsystems if you like SGI.>>532691001Learning, spreading that knowledge by interpreting it in ways that people can understand. Quality Control and Quality Assurance, as well as standards compliance are some of the most important aspects of manufacturing. And while I’m perceived as right wing, I’m actually a left wing (national) socialist. Truly, I’m for more libertarian views(old school, not this half-assed crap nowadays), but I don’t see such values working out in modern society, it isn’t a practical final solution. Not that political affiliation matters or is even considered in the real world. IRL, you accept that people have different views, and that it is overall better for everybody to overlook such things, for the greater good, outside of gentle ribbing as appropriate (commies are always fair game and they know it).
Thanks based denunker. All the shit she has is performative props obviously. I literally don't believe shit in OPs thread.Also if there was some major breakthrough imagine posting the hours of work for free on GitHub of all places (which is owned by Microsoft btw). Literal pants on head retarded. Obvious tranny as well too /g/ has the bulge gifs.
>>532692205>/g/ has the bulge gifsPost them
>>532690018She's constantly in /g/>>>/g/108553940>>>/g/108551428>>532686480It only took 4 decades
>>532691843Cool man. I’m currently between positions, laid off but can’t look for work as I’m helping my uncle’s optical/head tracking company while 2/3 coworkers are down and out for health reasons. They can’t afford to pay me, but I’m sort of obligated to my uncle in certain ways, so he’s paying me out of his pocket to help the company he founded yet can’t convince himself to retire from. Boston area. I have a good understanding of how we progressed though the years, the processes going from like 1” wafers with one chip die each to 100, 150, 200, and the failed attempt to migrate the industry to 300. If I had an unlimited amount of money, the first thing I’d do is buy the old Kodak underground optical lab in NY that’s sitting empty. Then I’d start my own wafer handling company. The guys I was working for was trying to reverse engineer the gen 1 equipment, for the SBC they are using a god damn raspberry pi. No MBTF, not meant for class I/II industrial use, etc etc. Absolutely insane. And those safety stops are there for a reason, yet we ship systems with bypasses in place for the customer to remove(at their request). S-293, 5V and 24/48V EMO/E-Stop.
>>532686184>anyway, what are the political implications of women in tech?thats a tranny.
>>532690794>shoulder to hip ration concerningkek
>>532692205I found it
>>532686184But and add faggot
>>532686184That woman is openly threatening me with violence. All I said was I wanted to get this woman pregnant all right.
>>532686184>Shes out there costing corporations potential in the 100s of billions in revenue500 bitcoins she is found face down in her pool a year from now and it's ruled a suicide
>>532686184i won't be an incel and seethe. huge if true.but i can't tell if troon
>>532686790That's a tranny.
>>532692492>Is it true that RAM has had the same flaws since 1966, when they were using magnetic core memory at best, or maybe bubble memory(diode logic was new then) as compared to solid state TTL DRAM? Lmao.Can this broad even telnet, let alone set baud rate and dial in to a BBS with her original hardware? Dial in WildCat BBS’s still exist, btw.
>>532692738lmao, knew it. I cant believe how low testosterone every single faggot on this thread is to not recognize such an obvious tranny. Everyone here is a big faggot but me.
>>532686184i dont even need to look into it...her dad or husband did it and recognized it's a nothingburger unless a girl says she did it.
>>532686184Now show the man who done it first.
>>532686993Underrated
>>532692991
I know how to solder guitars
>>532686480there's plenty of decent looking women in tech the thing is they're usually asian and UX designers or PM
>>532692563haha thats crazy about using an rpi... and about the jobs and everything it really is crazy how messed up things are. also take anyone who has had to work in hardware or software for industrial facilities and especially semi where downtime or fuckups mean ridiculous monetary losses, and compare the code and rigor with most silicon valley app sloppers...is their old equipment from TI? they ran some old lines on the minis for a long time (probably still have some 150s running?). in boston, KLA(rip Tencor) might be hiring at westwood? dont know though. good luck with your project/startup though!
>>532693313>>532693314That’s a good place to start learning the art, how solder flows, the concept of heating up the PCB or area to be soldered rather than the component itself, applying solder to the joint rather than directly to the soldering iron(unless you’re tinning the iron itself, or doing certain very fine SMT/SMD work).
>>532686184in English, doc
>>532686184She looks like she fucks black men.
>>532688733Congratulations, tripfaggot. You discovered tv is fake.
>>532686790No but she has AI, which you know is what actually made the discovery.
>>532693449We sold a fair number of systems to KLA-Tencor, and Analog in the area. I’ll check in to them. The controller with a 386SX is still being made today (ESC-200, 201, 212, 2400/2800, etc), but the manufacturing/intellectual property was purchased from Brooks Automation. Equipe seems to be the OEM, then sold to E-Systems, PRI, Evolve, Brooks. Genmark used to be a competitor. The facility also made logosol robots and controllers.
>>532693849>>532693005you have AI, what have you discovered? absolute losers
>>532692563>old Kodak underground optical lab in NYThis is why I still come here. For this tidbit of secondhand knowledge, that leads me to Kodak's 3.5 pounds of 95% enriched uranium. Remember kids, even if the catalog is filled with Twitter screenshot threads and bots, even if glowies are intentionally making this place worse, it's the posters sharing that make it worth coming back.
>>532694219
>>532694361Missing uranium, iirc.
>>532686184She would be mid here in huezil, but I guess in bong land she is a 11/10. Kek.Ok, but she did that for every RAM or just one specific old type?
>>532694449We discovered the crystal growth process by a scientist accidentally dipping his fountain pen in to a well of molten tin rather than his inkwell, observing a fine strand which could be varied in thickness by clockwork timing of hand motions. And that’s how we still do it today, forming a seed crystal in a capillary.
>>532694219And Foster Miller/Qinetiq Talon robots(a total shitshow joke for another thread). Abysmal grounding.
>>532686184I simply won't be using it, I'm happy with my current ram refresh state thanks anyway sweatheart
>>532686184>absolute goddess of siliconAhem
>>532694750yeah like 1 sperg who grew up on tablets and likely has zero professional background figured out something that thousands of assembly gen xers working at real companies couldn't figure out. watch some tard use it on a critical system and somebody dies
>>532694735Minor leak when it rains, a facility with a clean room under the same roof (within a roof of its own, lmao).
>>532694219nice!>ip stuffhaha the ip is so messed up. brooks gear with asyst logos or crossing automation or peer group, legacy support, who knows hahaha.KLA guys are smart, a lot of MIT, umich, caltech, stanford. never worked directly for them but worked with them, they know whats up. sounds like youd fit right in, but over the past few years idk whats changed. I feel like everything is getting gutted stateside.
The guy behind the camera who she is fucking is the one who did all the work.She is there to get incel eyes on the channel
>>532691472it's only the max time taken out of all queries during a certain interval. basically 15x p99.99 means absolutely nothing in terms of real-time performance in any actual use cases. the reason nobody has cared about this for the last half century is because it was never worth caring about.
>>532686184I refuse to believe nobody caught this before. Hardware people are all turboautists permanently trying to optimize either costs, or performance, poring over every nano second worth of cpu and memory usage. Is this some retrocompatibility thing? that's the only scenario I can think of where the industry tolerates something like this
>>532694893I’m not a big fan of most of Trump’s actions, but it does seem like semiconductor manufacturing and fabs are making a comeback, to some degree. It’s not even difficult to run them, most of the work is loading wafers in and packaging on outflow, but the biggest hurdle is that NOBODY can stand to wear a “bunny suit” (clean room suit) for their entire workday, it’s difficult to get in and out of it, let alone the clean room environment, checking of wrist/foot ESD strap, plus the security protocols for entering/exiting through a metal detector as to prevent IP escaping gets a little cumbersome.My biggest thing is that I’m self educated, but I’ve built a portfolio that demonstrably proves I’ve earned my place.
>>532694449d'awwww, lil baby wafers :3
>>532686184Lets hope her lineage doesn't die out and she remembers to actually reproduce while doing all her hacking.
>>532694970There are a lot of androgynous looking women in tech/engineering fields (as well as Appalachia), but this is a trans-woman, ie male at birth and death.
>>532694449It's very interesting how they make those chips. Do you know about the Branch Education youtube channel? It breaks down a shit ton of different tech and how it's made. Not just on a normie level, but to a pretty mind bending degree. For anyone interesting, here's their yt. It's really good stuff:https://www.youtube.com/@BranchEducation
>>532695342Kek. Those old process lines are still kicking.
>>532695255everyone knew it was there but nobody cared because it doesn't matter.>measure time of requests for 10ms>discard slowest 0.01% of request>take the slowest request of remaining 99.99%>increase it by 15x>it's still 80x slower than median request timeit's so insignificant you can't even measure it without special equipment you would have to mortgage your house to afford.
>>532687596She is actually good, no feminist whaman bullshit.
>>532695492https://www.repairfaq.org/sam/semitest.htmThis one looks old(and has been around awhile) but is still updated to this day:hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/hph.htmlPic unrelated
>>532695304the fabs coming up are having domestic staffing issues along with the fabs we already have, and we're not minting enough domestic stem talent because the trump administration is doing the same thing as previous admins and flooding our unis and workforce with foreigners. that aside, our domestic fabs are in better shape for the most part than international fabs outside of some of the euro and taiwan ones. there are some horror shows out there and aside from risk to operators, I have no clue how some of them maintain their yields with their contamination issues (including electrical and emf, not just in-/organic).bunny suits imho arent bad, and facilities are nice and cool inside with that nice negative pressure breeze. fab security is still lower in general than datacenters (most dont require retinal and handprint entry on top of badge, scanner, wand, patdown). you just dont want to be working on a fab floor daily because of health risks from the chemicals and other things. the suit protects the wafers from you, it doesnt protect you from the fab. cancer rates from some fabs were/are high for a reason.
Not sure there are any actual real female hardware hackers, they are all troons running on male autism. Watching old Computer Chronicles eps from the 80s, I do notice some genuine female computer tech experts with clockable autism and I find that show a valid sample set as it's so fucking ancient that there's no risk of DEI virtue signalling etc. or many troons (however troons were there back then like VLSI giant Lynn Conway just rare). Such a great show, necessary viewing if only for Gary Kildall as co host.
>>532692738based, i'd fuck that retarded twink till he popped
>>532695841Yeah, I saw the Decon forms that AMAT/KLA sent with their equipment. And I’m generally familiar with the chemicals, RF, and ion implant processes involved. Definitely wash your hands and don’t wear your work shoes home. Leave your smock or lab coat in your locker, etc.
>>532686184some women in tech are really good at debugging, and arguably better than men. in big firms you'll find a lot of them doing that work. if we found the right ones they'd be an absolute asset but they are rare
>>532695255She alludes to this kind of thing briefly, mentioning a rowhammer patent that was filed years before security researchers weaponized it. She did say there is no publically documented case of this technique anywhere but also pre-emptively apologized to any "companies" (aka 3letters and hft firms) that might already be using it kek.
>>532696096Somebody point me in the direction of her claims presented in written form. I don’t “do” instructional videos or this format in general, I come from the last of the “RTFM” generation. That’s “read the fucking manual”, because that’s all there is and no other way to gain the information (back then).
