GOTTA PAY THE STRAIT TOLLTO OIL UP YOUR BOY'S HOLEGOTTA PAY THE STRAIT TOLLTO OIL UP YOUR BOY'S HOLE
And make sure it's in yuan!
>>532697010America is a paper tiger
>>532697010Americans got findommed by Iran hehehehehe
do they take foreskins as payment>americanoh nevermind
>>532697010YOU GOTTA PAY THE STRAIT TOLL TO GET IN
>>532697010Thats fine for now.
lmao why the fuck do we even accept that why didnt we just beat the fucking shit out of them some more
>2016: Mexico never pays for The Wall>2026: BURGERS PAY THE FEE
>>532697010You forgot the mention that the toll is 2 billionPER SHIPAnd I'm dead serious.
>"we won"...>the right to pay the tolllmao, amerisharts are pathetic.
>>532697065i think iran has like no navy no airforce and we killed like 40 of their leaders. we didnt quite get what we wanted but we fucked them up lol
>>532697300million u tard
>>532697010If you voted for this nigger you need to drink a gallon of diesel.
>>532697010This is all theatrics at this point. I know I always suspected it and a lot have said this but this shit is all fake and gay. Trump saying he's gonna nike people,moon orbit or landing in April 1st after 50+ years of pretending we can't do it again anytime soon like 5 years ago because the tech was lost. It's all fake and gay. I come to this board and the Internet less and less because this is all bullshit. Fuck kikes,niggers,spics,Muslims,chinks,fags,troons and most importantly jannies.
We did it bros we made Iran great again.
>>532697404At least some of you aren't poos, kikes, or bots
>>532697010Before the war:>straight open>american ships pass for free>iran locked down by sanctions, can only make money from oilAfter the war:>straight open>american ships pay $2 million each for passage>iran making hundreds of millions a day from tollsIs this what winning feels like?
Americans should pay a fee to post on /Pol/ desu
>>532697321this is what you dont get rabbi. even if you killed another 40 leaders they would just appoint the weakest figureheads to be targeted next. why would they put the most hardline at the top.
>>532697010Or what? They'll bomb the ship?
Thank you for your service
>pay the toll
>>532697321You lost tranny
>>532697010We spent billions to spend further billions.4D Chess Giga MAGA!!
What stops all these tankers from getting out, and then the war can restart except Iran has much less leverage?
>>53269701040 DAYS30 QUADROGORGILLION DOLLARSLIKE 40 AIRCRAFTHUNDREDS OF DEAD ZOGDOGSFOR THISAHAHAHAHAHAHBLONALD KQLUMPF
>>532697010CONFIRMED!!!!(It’s not confirmed at all but I’m just gonna tweet it because I’m a total fucking retarded shill)wooooooo
>>532697715Art of the Deal
>>532697660Yes, also insurance companies will pay this GLADLY even if they're not bombing anything. $2 million per ship is nothing for them but it's going to make Iran a regional superpower
>>532697321This war goes by Vietnam rules. 1000 dead Iranians= 1 dead American. The Iranian Airforce and Navy = like 5 US planes. I don't make the rules. You lost
Toll status?
>>532697010Fuck dude. Do we ever win a war? I guess not. Meanwhile the diesel prices in Coachella. Here on business and I’m getting raked over the coals on fuel.
>>532697118americans love being paypigslook at how much israel findoms them
>>5326978032 MILLION PER SHIP
>>532697321We lost trade partners and allies (who all have permanently higher petroleum prices now too), and not only did we not accomplish the objective of getting the "nuclear dust" (retarded fucking idea), and now Iran is allowed to enrich all the uranium they want, maintain control of the strait, and have all sanctions removed.Iran won BIG TIME. Their nation will grow amazingly in the coming years while ours turns into Brazil.
>>532697010"mr. president were winning, so much winning we cant take it anymore"
>>532697010SOULthe boy's SOUL
OI YOU CAN’T PASS WITHOUT A STRAIT LICENSE
LOSER
>>532697321you lost, american
>>532697010BIG IF TRUE
>>532697010Paper tiger. Make threat. Howl at moon, take a dump, go home tail between legs, wagging of victories?I think it folded.
>>532697010Please, please, please let Iran only accept payment in Yuan. That would be so fucking funny.
OIL TOLLWHAT'D YOU SAY? OIL TOLLHEY HEY HEY
>>532697010PAY THE TOLL TO GET THE OOOOOOOOIL
>>532697574>>american ships pay $2 million each for passageeveryone pays 2million a boat
>>532697771>40 DAYS>30 QUADROGORGILLION DOLLARS>LIKE 40 AIRCRAFT>HUNDREDS OF DEAD ZOGDOGS>FOR THIS>AHAHAHAHAHAH>BLONALD KQLUMPFGREAT SUCSESS
>>532697010*Boy's soulYou creepy fucking kike
>>532697010Toll status?
alex jones predicted this only on infowars.com this is not news you can get anywhere else folks Israel is in complete control of america and they are taking advantage of an aging sickly Trump to collapse the United States Dollar so that Blackrock can go in with the next phase of their plan to completely take over
>>532697321Toll will be paid in Yuan so every american becomes a trillionaire
>>532697065>if I repeat it enough maybe it will become trueKill yourself Chaing, the south taiwan sea is closed
>>532697788>muh VietnamIran have no economy. This is like saying some street thugs charging people to walk on by in a street or a railway tunnel has some sort of economy that is sustainable. So do Iran and anons actually think Iran can go on for years whilst people pay a toll so their ships are not attacked? And how exactly does Iran sell any of it's oil (all under sanction by the way) now? How does it still exist as an OPEC member? Remember Iran is 5% of world oil. IF you took that t5% and never included it again it would make zero difference to the price of oil or oil production. Iran are allowed in the OPEC club by playing by OPEC rules - not being a rouge nation. So sure Iran want's the conflict to end, for the US to leave. Iran won't be charging a toll ,it's a lever they are using to get the war to end.
>this cease fire will last till 2 weeksYou know Ai bibi will have trump assassinated
>>532697321Vietnam and Afghanistan got fucked up too.
>>532700637>And how exactly does Iran sell any of it's oilThey use USDT
>>532697574$2 million in yuan
>>532697010THE AYATOLLAH SEZ PAY-THE-TOLLA
>>532697300They understood the winds of war since 50 years ago, and they did put all tech points in cheap hypersonic fucky missiles, FPV and kamikaze drones; while Americans kept building extremely overpriced toys.
>>532700405>so blackrock can go inWeird! That's the exact same plan for ukraine when things fizzle out.
>>532697321Pay the fee faggot
>>532700757Iran only sell oil based on playing the game. Rouge nations can't sell anything other than on he black-market, so Iran will have to play by the rules. Iran's whole economy is based around oil production and being a OPEC member you don't get to bomb other OPEC members and think they can just go back to a couple of months ago like nothing happened. Oman don't run OPEC, the Saudi's do.
>>532697321>we didnt quite get what we wantedEverything became measurably worse you beautiful cornfed retard
>>532697910> who all have permanently higher petroleum prices now tooWait why permanently?
>>532697010Oh no no no
>>532697010
>>532697065Not really. If they are it implies everyone else is too, even worse. These wars are never meant to be properly won. Think about WW2; allies defeated Nazi Germany, the best individual military force in the history of the world, without any of the modern tech and funding USA has. If US waged an actual war it would obliterate anyone. Iran would simply not exist right now. But neoliberal managerialists don’t wage those kinds of oldschool wars of annihilation or conquest, they wage MIL laundering scam wars for Israel. It’s a real travesty, all that power, wasted by the biggest faggots to ever wield power in all of history.
>>532697010Please tell me they'll charge them in Yuan
>>532697010>>532697065>>532697118>We did it tranny, chink sisters! >We somehow made orange man feel negative emotions>Take that anti-tr>I mean kike!
>>532701831>allies defeated nazi GermanyRemind me again who captured Berlin?
>>532697300trillion
>>532702050Was the JewSSR not part of the allies? In any case, Stalin himself said without American lend lease he’d have been fucked, and he still had to burn 20 million commies to do it.
>>532697010and how many US ships are going to be passing through therehint it's 0cope and seethe
>>532697321
>>532697910He did say he was going to Make Iran Great Again, I guess he wasn't lying this time
>>532697321Tactical victory but a strategic defeat is just a long winded way of saying defeat.You can blow up whatever you want but they still won, now orange nigger will babble some stuff to his goons and walk away pretending he is gods gift to the earth while weimerica continues to fall apart while the rich enjoy insulation from hellworld. Damn kind of like greenland, the wall, hillary lockup, deportations… another bajillion to israel.
>>532700637>Iran have no economy.They are charging 2M per ship my dude and they are the top oil producer now
>>532702140Muh lend leaseWithout Russia Europe would be fucked and Japan wouldn't surrender
>>532700402>Toll status?2 million a boat
>>532702469>they are the top oil producer nowthey are an OPEC member and the saudi's run OPEC. Iran is 5% of world oil production. The US is around 20%, Russia is 10%. Iran's oil is under sanction - that sanction lift only covered oil that was on the water, in transit and contracts signed. So tell me this, how exactly is a blackmailer going to be part of OPEC and sell any oil as a OPEC member? Do you think even if Iran get's $2m per ship (it doesn't of course) that covers their total loss of selling any oil?
>>532697010AMERICANS MUST BE FORCED TO BUY THE 4CHAN PASS IF THEY WANT TO 4CHAN POST
>>532701594The vessels shipping oil through the strait now have to pay a fee, which they'll compensate for by raising prices.
>>532697010We don’t use the straight. What the fuck is this sand nigger cope
>>532700405Blackrock is an arm of the US government. Like the South American drug cartels.The problem with America is that ehike it still retains a lot of power from its position at the end of WW2, it is too corrupt and that corruption is causing the same failure we see in nations like Brazil and India. It destroys a nations ability to succeed and creates a race to the bottom.America will never build cities and infrastructure like China because the politicians are too busy looking for short-term scams to sell to the public. They spent billions in places like California trying to solve the homelessness epidemic only for it to be worse than its ever been because the money is just being stolen.
>>532702709US is net importer, idk about Russia>even if Iran get's $2m per ship>get'sLearn English Shlomo, VPN is not enoughAnd they do get 2M
>>532702846>US is net importer, idk about RussiaNo we’re not you stupid fuck. Were the #1 oil producer in the world and just stole the greatest oil reserves in the world.
>>532702846Oh boy another fag who can't win an argument and resorts to grammar nitpicking on 4chins. And "they do get $2m" lolz. they don't and they can't sell any oil. Iran's only economy is selling oil, not terrorising boats as their only card. The only reason they are doing that is because of the conflict, it isn't sustainable. You actually think Iran will be charging ships after the US leaves don't you? kek
>>532702986
>>532697345Thats still 200 million pennies though
>>532702010mmm delicious migger tears!you lost faggot hahahaha
>>532697321yeah and as end result you killed petro dollargood job, maybe another you can die for israel in in another war of theirs?
>>532697010KEK
>>532697010going to be fun on friday when witkoff informs iran that america will be charging the tollsaragchi will look at vance with desperation and vance will just smirk and adjust his yarmulke
PAY THE TOLL MUTTS
>bomb Iran for no reason>iran closes the strait to US and Israeli vessels only>beg allies to help open it>they say no>cry and have a public meltdown for 3 weeks>eventually get Iran to open the strait for US vessels, only after threatening nukes and praising Allah>must drop all sanctions on Iran, let them make nukes and pay a toll in yuan to use the straightArt of the kneel.
>>532704057And you think Iran is in any position to get any of it's joke 10 point peace plan agreed to? Hence why even that fag on social media is querying it.
>>532703809USA can't even move a Carrier Strike Group within 500km of the Strait, how the fuck are they going to charge or enforce tolls? Iran and Oman are going to be making bank.
>>532704057Don't forget that he showed adversaries the limits of USA's military power, both what they are able to do and how far they are willing to go before cucking out.
>>532704347Idk, ask Zion Don why he agreed to it. Maybe he was so desperate to end the pointless war he started.
>>532703828apparently we're going to be charging the toll
>>532704347Given that US just surrendered yes pretty sure they are in the position to get it trough.
>>532704472>can'twe're moving assets into the gulf right nowdid you forget that iran just agreed a ceasefire?
>>532697010There's no way the US would agree to that
>>532704678It's literally all over the news.
>>532704511iran dropped its preconditions.you reading this as america accepting those preconditions, the exact opposite of what happened, is hilarious
>>532704748>all over>cnn nigeria, later retracted
STRAAAAIGHT TOLLWHAT YOU SAYYY?STRAAAAIGHT TOLLHEY HEY HEY
>>532697010Lmao
>>532704774Read what you just posted muttanon. Read it slowly. Sound it out.
We all voted for this.
>>532697010Thanks for making us pay the cuck toll Trump
shart of the deal LMAO
>>532704969looks like iran is now accepting our framework, which means dropping their preconditions.also, we accept their framework, which is a given because we've been offering talks every day since the war began.if you're still confused, feel free to ask questions!
>>532705164We accepted Irans stipulations to continue using the strait. We lost faggot.
>>532702010Lol delicious seething
>>532704635Still can't go through the Strait without Iran agreeing. Don't think they're going to agree to carriers or that Marines mini carrier/troop lander going through. Two weeks lets them dig out all the entrances to their missile bases, get their short range AA into positions and move troops around unmolested. It's as good for them as for you.
>>532697321>uuuuh, we have a bigger K/D ratio so we wonYour brain when you're a chronic loser.
>>532701831>if zog fought for real it would winno it would be reduced to a radioactive wasteland along with most of the planet
>>532697010Trump is such a retarded nigger it's not funny.
>>532705164The American education system in action, folks. Millions of retarded goys eager to die for Israel.
>>532705282>We accepted Irans stipulationswhat did you mean by this?all that's confirmed so far, by aragchi himself, is that we've accepted each others' starting frameworks.this is different than iran's previous position where they demanded preconditions before any talks.it's not a change for us.if you are still confused you should ask questions.>>532705344>without iran agreeingthere's a ceasefire, anonwe're moving assets into the gulf and we're planning to administer the toll ourselvestry to keep up
>>532705564my education helped me tracked down this new information, yes.apparently yours is only good for protecting you from information that you don't like.
>>532705691Why cant you write like a real human being, goyboy?
IN YUAN
>>532705803It is paid by the post, please understand you are trying to appeal to reason with an actual demonic entity right now.
>>532697010PAY UP WITEBOY
>>532697299Mexico got tariff'd
>>532705901I know, it's fun to tease the jeet though.
>>532705627>Move closer to the guys with ASMs aimed at you so when Israel breaks the cease fire they can merk a carrier.Not a great plan.
>>532702709You LOSTNATO LOSTUSA LOSTIsn'treal LOSTPay the toll
>>532705803this post gave me aids>>532706079the lincoln took out a 101 missile swarm on day oneI think we have both military and diplomatic means to keep those ships secure or we wouldn't have been talking about escorts, and there wouldn't be 30 other countries signed up.next two weeks? no. gotta finish the war first.
>>532697010> ayatollbooth status?
>>532706213old news, america will be administering the toll now
>>532697321And Iran has had their sanctions largely lifted, is getting mainlined fees, just got unfettered access to their nuclear program, can continue bombing whoever else they want, and has managed all of this while looking like the good guy at the end of the day.That's before the possibility of reconstruction assistance from other nations (like China), better relations with a few other nations (like China) and better deals to waive these fees as incentive for them to make many new friends (like China).Strategically, the only way this war could have gone better is if the fat orange retard personally nuked Isreal on the way out as a parting gift, and gave a blowjob to whoever is taking formal power after this.
>>532705952?That doesn't mean Mexico is paying for the wall.That means Americans are paying for the wall.Well, actually no, there is still no wall, but, the money that was GOING to go to the wall is being paid by Americans, to Isreal most likely, but possibly any number of the fat orange retard's pet projects.
>>532706282>is getting mainlined feesTBF those are supposed to be for reconstruction, in lieu of the US paying for the mess they made.
When did 4chan become so dumb that it believes iranian bullshit?
>>532706414>>532697299mcconell killed the legislation that would have made mexico pay for the wall, the border adjustment tax.if you think it was a meme you're uninformed.
>>532697321>we didnt quite get what we wantedSo you lost
>>532706266It's paid in Yuan, americans will go to a chines bank, take their hat off, and ask to please and thank you be allowed to buy some Yuan so they can pay Iran for the privilige of entering the Pool.LMAO
>>532704606Is it bliss or torment being such a illiterate cock sucking retard to not know the difference between a ceasefire and surrendering?
>>532706524>When did 4chan become so dumb that it believes iranian bullshit?
>>532697010Pay up mutts
If you guys keep repeating how Trump lost he will reverse everything and continue the bombings. Just say that he's the biggest winner.
now trump is gonna say>These terms are unacceptable. I will bomb them. This is my final warning.
>>532706774Uh oh melty
SHITTY KEKED NATION
>>532706550Why didn't Trump revive it now that McTurtle is in chronic frozen state?Too busy covering up the Chump Files.
>>532706652Israel is gonna do something it’s not over
>>532706882you lost migger
>>532706652>It's paid in YuanWTF did Trump seriously just accepted a deal that ends the petrodollar reign?A toll is fine, but it must be in dollars.
>>532706652you must have missed it anon, america will be administering the toll now.all that yuan stuff never panned out. UAE controlls all of iran's accounts anyway, nobody actually set up any toll mechanism yet, but now america will.
>>532706550It was a meme, in the sense that it was never intended to actually pass.Sure, one in a hundred chance it makes it, cool. The point wasn't to make it, the point was so he could point to it, shrug, and say he tried, to placate his base. It was a running point, he needed to make token effort towards it. Best proof, is that out of all the stupid shit he has legislated or gone around approval for his second term, he hasn't touched that steaming shit once. Not even to be a distraction for something else. It has served his purpose, he is now bored of it and doesn't even know what you're talking about, and also Biden did it if you're angry about whatever it is you're talking about.
>>532706962congress is even worse nownobody wants to fix it, republicans keep promising a wall and not delivering to drive votes and democrats want to keep promising amnesty but never delivering to get votes
>that'll be $2,000,000>in Yuan>plus tip
>>532707219I guess you don't remember, I'll explain. trump thought he could actually achieve a compromise with amnesty and good border security going forward. he was naive. both parties rely heavily on the immigration crisis (specifically, making promises but not solving it) to get funding and votes
>>532707089OOPS forgot that bit also Iran can have nukes oopsie whoopsie but that's not really that important right? Basically not even a factor. Also all those sanctions Iran had before? Psh, those were lame. Worst deal EVER made by Biden or Obama or something, thank you for your attention to this matter
>>532707048I'm sorry that mohamed fucked your ass and you liked it
>>532697321Cope
>>532697321this post is what happens when laws are created to that cripple american education
>>532707137They were collecting toll what are you yapping about
>>532697321>and we killed like 40 of their leaders40 leaders of an autocratic regime who have been in power for decades and not because they've been so competent, who have been replaced by new people who took the position despite the danger that they'd be assasinated next. You have replaced 2 score of old farts for younger, and probably just as radical (possibly even more) in their belief in the Islamic Republic.
>>532697265because we lost you retard
>>532707582>They were collecting tollread the thread anon
>>532707137new cope just dropped
>>532707350>Also all those sanctions Iran had before?Taking the sanctions off is a good move actually, we want them into the global trading network, just like we want Russia, just without the homicidal colonialist invader part.And nukes were basically inevitable after US and UK fumbled Ukraine's defence - it wasn't an official international deal, but not defending it immediately and strongly has shown everybody on the planet that you NEED nukes. So it was only a matter of time, Iran would have gotten them.Now, in all this, LOSING THE PETRODOLLAR would actually be huge, and I won't believe that until I get some official news from somewhere else.
>>532697010Cool. Kikes are still seething over being cockblocked by iranchad
>>532707734niceyou were motivated to prove me wrong, but couldn'twelcome to /pol/ faggot
>>532697010>tfw USA has to pay a toll to another nation for the second time in their history.LMFAO. And the nation in the question is another Muslim country too, literally a cherry on top! History do repeat itself bois.
>>532704774>you reading this as america accepting those preconditionsTrump literally posted that exact text, in fact it looks like cropped from his post
