Schizos win again broshttps://geediting.com/gen-if-you-talk-to-yourself-while-driving-psychology-says-you-have-these-7-distinct-qualities/
>>532774689>it's a nigger for sure>yep, every fucking time
>driving with your knee hitting the dashboardDoes ai really
>>532774689What if my conversations usually go:>You're such a piece of shit>No one likes you>Even God hates you>Fuck it I'm gonna be a nigger I hate everyone>Damn she got fat tits>Why the fuck can't I ever do anything rightAnyone else do this shit? That's literally all I say when I talk out loud
>>532774689kys nigger
>>532774689My wife talks to herself, she's a retard, too dumb to talk to herself in her head, I assume anyone else who dies this is also a retard.
>>532775311You’re literally possessed by demons who are poisoning your consciousness. Tell them to fuck off and stop allowing your body to absorb thoughts like that.
>>532775311Get help.
>Go, faggot!>What a nigger.>Fucking niggers.That's about it.
>>532774689While driving? Hahahahehehehe.
>>532775537Yeah. I've tried that. Shoot two or three days ago I paced around my bedroom saying "in the name of the FSHS I rebuke you". Prayer doesn't work for me, never has. I'm fully convinced God chooses certain people to suffer so others can see how good they have it, and I'm one of them unfortunately.>>532775548I tried. VA never calls me back.
>>532774689He's just 6'18"
>>532775617Demons attack people for a reason, there is something they are targeting you for. Stay strong
Look at all those fucking em dashes. Thanks for writing the article ChatGPT!
>>532775311Literally me
>>532775311NoYou need help lol
>>532774689My conversations usually go;>That fucking cocksucking currycunt doesn't know how to dim his fucking brights.>On your own side of the fucking road you goddamn wobble bobble shitstain.>You're never more than a quarter turn from famous.>Jesus fucking Christ the speed limit is 100 not fucking 56. Fucking (unintelligible) goddamn fucking FUCK. My blood pressure is something else.
>>532775311Yup u aren't alone
I usually pretend to have the conversations I'd like to have with my friends, if I had any.
>>532775311stop blaming yourself for everything jfc. you have done NOTHING wrong
>>532774689When I’m driving I usually just string random words together in a fluid string like>doctor has it when shes not around to go with anyone at any time to the park but nevertheless its back to basics with whatever we got going on back home said the landlord over his shoulder to the girl way back behind the old way of those across the landmarks into whatever is left of the hole in the groundEtc etc. am I the only one?
>>532774689>If you talk to yourself while driving,I scream at myself and beat the fuck outa myself for being too slow in traffic yo.
>>532774689I talk to myself to let some thoughts out
>>532776003I'll be your friend, anon.
>>532774761Kek fpbp
>>532775311Start whistling hymns. The demons hate that.
>>532774689>fuckwit>retard>deportsimple as
>>532775178Only the driver gets AC vents in the slop car, passengers stay sweating
>>532775311Screaming "holy holy holy is the Lord" really helps. Bonus: cars that hear you don't act up near you either.
I drive a manual so... no FCUKing way i would be cucked up like that behind the wheel.clown car
>>532774689>not having inner speech conversations with many parts of yourself all day longngmi, lol
>>532775311>Anyone else do this shit?other borderlines, typicallywomen too, obviously
>>532774689I am not driving the car, there something paranormal.
>>532774689>FUCKING GOOK PIECE OF SHIT>FUCKING STUPID NIGGER>FUCKING RETARDED INDIAN CUNT >What the FUCK are you doing retard >You fucking cocksucker>FINISHED WITH MY WOMAN CAUSE SHE COULDN'T HELP ME WITH MY LIFE..
>>532775685I appreciate that,brother.>>532775705It's exhausting man.>>532775745I think I'm beyond help at this point tbbqh.>>532775888Hi Mitch. Benee is a fag.>>532775948Good but also bad to know.>>532776189Not a bad idea. I like to sing Praise The One Who Breaks The Darkness. Doesn't seem to work, though.>>532776462Praying out loud, Psalms out loud, etc. has done nothing for me over the last three-ish years. It's only getting worse. I genuinely believe God just hates me. Is what it is, man.
>>532774689>psychology says
>>532777182I'm pretty sure you know what you have to do. He wasn't sent here to bring peace you know.
>>532774689>If you talk to yourself while driving>uses jeet for example
>>532774689I do long form podcasts for my dashboard.
>>532777182Sounds like you are struggling to accept God’s love for you, which is why you are vulnerable.
>>532777250I legit have no idea dude. Between the negative thoughts/voices and constant depression I can't think of really much else. Hate that I sound like such a baby back bitch, too.>>532777604Nah man dude definitely has it out for me. I ain't even trying to be a bitch about it, just accepting reality. I've begged him for help with my depression and suicidal thoughts for over three years and it's only gotten worse. God hates me but that's fine it is what it is. Can't please everyone.
>>532774761everytime i see a car with visible body panel damage, i know its a nigger and it is every single time
>>532777182It may be time to contact a Catholic exorcist
I'm too busy calling everyone else behind the wheel a buch of niggers & faggots to their face to talk to myself
>>532775311Kek yup sounds about right
>>532774689>while driving
>>532777760You should not allow yourself to be deceived by a powerful lie like that. God is love. Hate is the absence of love and we only experience it when we reject God in some way or encounter others who have done so.
>>532774689>A fucking recommended listicle, written by a 30-something-year-old cat spinster, based on OP's search trends and a reference to schizosThis post is most definitely off-topic. All fields. Horoscopes are for women and faggots and they're not political, fuckwad. Picrel, here's the manly crypto-kikess who wrote it, still feel like discussing this idiotic slop? You fucking morons.
>>532775311Same. My only break is when someone else does something stupid. Then I can see the about someone else's stupidity for a while.For a while I was coping by trying to be "a better parent to myself". I know a lot of these issues just come from my childhood.So I would stop myself from raging at myself and try to be more constructive instead.The problem is something eventually clicked, and I had a long conversation with myself about who I actually am. The type of tough conversation you might have with a kid.I really don't like what I found. I have so many more problems than what I thought that I am not sure I can ever deal with.So now I've stopped that self parenting shit and I'm trying to bury all of that. I literally don't even know how to think anymore. I should probably just kill myself already.
>>532774689Psychoanalysis is narcissistic and self-indulgent. Thinking about how you’re special and better than others all the time is poison and nets you nothing, trust me. It’s demonic and self destructive. You need God and humility. Your value comes from the fact Jesus loves you even at your worst and is waiting for you. Self love and validation from others is insufficient.
>>532775311Demons. You can literally pray this mental hell away by asking God for love and humility. God will not forsake you. Try commanding all unclean spirits to leave in the name of Jesus. You’ll be shocked at the results and implications.
>>532777923Tried. Told me to go to therapy.
>>532778715Bro I am right there with you. Nothing feels real anymore. I've been questioning reality.
>>532779005I have been trying for over three years. It has only gotten worse, to the point where I'm holding a gun to my head at least once a week.
>>532779032Watch exorcists on YouTube like Fr. Chad Ripperger and Fr. Dan Reehill. I managed to self-liberate this way. Unfortunately there’s a lot of modern liberal almost secular Catholics that will do as you described. They don’t believe.
>>532779108Are you addicted to something?Do you have unrepentant sin? You’re missing something homie. Don’t give up yet.
>>532774761>Altima>Charger>Challenger>Malibu>Any garbage car from Kia>body damage
I sing because I'm a normal person.
>>532779198you forgot the most prevalent>Chrysler 300
>>532775311>>Why the fuck can't I ever do anything right>Anyone else do this shit? That's literally all I say when I talk out loudyeah, I usually say 'you fucking idiot' out loud to myself randomly several times a day, I think I am borderline schizo since when I smoke weed I get really paranoid and sometimes hear voices
>>532779075Glad I'm not alone. I feel so fucking insane since this happened.
>>532779323I haven't seen those in a good while but I know they were very popular in melanin culture a decade ago.
>>532779141Thank you brother. I seriously need this. God bless you.No addictions. No drugs, rarely ever drink. Build shit for 8 hours a day then hit the gym. Diet is mostly clean but I have cheat days. I can't figure it out. I repent as much as I can and I'm honest about everything.>>532779439As much as I hate this for you, I feel somewhat relieved. I truly felt alone. I do now have a small glimmer of hope that things might get better now that I know I'm not alone.Sorry for hijacking your thread with my son story, OP.
>go on, run that triangle/stop sign, see what happens>come on you satan, I'll win>fucking city dweller satans can't even drive>satans spawn/child do you know what yield signs meanHow come when you see this thing coming full steam ahead towards an intersection, the first thought in your mind is to run a red light/stop/yield sign in front of it in your fucking kia picanto?You're not getting insurance money, you're not going to heaven for being mentally disabled, we're both going to hell after dying an agonising death
>>532778715>I really don't like what I found.what did you "find"?I have trouble understanding this, and what people mean by "getting to know themselves"
>>532779680>As much as I hate this for you, I feel somewhat relieved. I truly felt alone. I do now have a small glimmer of hope that things might get better now that I know I'm not alone.I feel the same. I will keep trying bro. I won't kill myself. For a long time I wanted to kill myself but I remember how it feels at the times when you feel grateful that you didn't. I promised myself that I would never do it in those moments. I have good things that have started, just don't feel them yet. Just have to keep pushing a while longer.
>>532779791First, I got a glimpse of how I come across to other people. I thought I was a self aware person but I've realized slowly I have become a weirder and weirder person without noticing. The fact that I am nowhere near as self aware as I thought alone is a huge blow.The second thing is that I realized I am a huge hypocrite. I promised myself I would never become like my dad but I realized that I am worse than him in almost every way, despite even trying to constantly check myself.It also got me worrying about the state of my mind, I have all these coping mechanisms to deal with life and I suddenly saw how unhealthy they could be in ways I hadn't thought of before.All of this stuff is super deep though and I'm not sure I can change or where to start.Basically, I am extremely mentally ill and live in a shroud of delusion and I saw myself with outside eyes for a brief time. I really shouldn't have, those delusions are defense mechanisms that exist for a reason. I am just going to work on whatever's on the surface of my consciousness from now on, and no more thought experiments.
>>532779900God speed homie.
>>532780506You're both faggots my man
>>532774689i'm not clicking your linkbut how could someone stay quiet while driving? it could only happen if you're trying not to talk, and who are you doing that for?example:wow... a thread really did die for this?i was all but certain...it didn't...but...*turns off turn signal*i guess it really did
>>532780243how did you begin thinking about all this? you need to be pretty smart to think concretely like this in your head while driving, and not just zone the fuck out
>>532774689That entire article was total selfsuck
>>532778522Isabella is a Bella and she can isagetit, forgettaboutit
>>532780721I was in the shower, not driving. If there is someone who is experiencing that while driving I hope to God I never encounter them on the road.
>>532774761This. Although more often>I bet it's a woman
>>532779374Oh man that's me. Shit I'm that crazy? Damn.
>>532780243Hey you're kinda like me honestly. I'm a real dirtbag too but it's alright I strive to be better.
i don't wanna single anybody out but i'm seeing that there is a ton of suffering in this threadthe answer is not a bunch of youtube hub bub content, the answer is >matthew 17:21when you resist 20th century self indulgence you give demons the ick and they go be somewhere elsejust stop eating for idk, a couple of daysa surefire way for you to get what you need literally can not get any easierpraise Jesus who is God for that
>>532776003Post your email I don't talk to anyone, not even myself (but would like to)
>>532781116I have done nofap and quit a lot of vices for the past few weeks I must say it works. But the demons attaq
>>532781376if you're above the age of puberty and you're still cranking your pecker you have a big problemdon't be a monkey with your penis, be a human male, there is a REASON you wear underpants and over it, khakisdo you REALLY think you wear underpants, and over it, khakis, and there isn't a REASON?
>>532774689HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a fucking joke. This is exactly why insurance rates have skyrockets. Retards behind the wheel and we've all seen it over the past seven years. Drivers and driving has gone to SHIT. The covid clot shot along with whatever the normies bought with BLM, JLM and every other shitskin turd worlder bused into the US fried their brains. People are driving cars I wishes I could have 25 years ago with zero driving experience coming from shit hole countries and sub 90 IQ'sdriving teslas aka crotch rockets. Dangerous situations. But of course cops only pull over white men today.
I have conversations with myself in loony tunes style cartoon voices
I actually read the article and I have none of these qualities. I am a panicky clueless dolt who forgets things seconds after I hear them.
>>532774689I never say any of that gay shit the article says in examples, I usually start ranting out loud to myself about globohomo, the Federal Reserve, jews, faggots, communists and other problems plaguing this nation.
>>532775585>You fucking cuntYou forgot one
>>532775311My conversations are political diatribes and then making plans.
>>532775585>Motherfucking bitch is all I need.
>>532774689>You dumb mother fucker what are you doing?>Jesus another accident, fucking darwin>There's a goddamn stop sign there you goddamn fuck>MOOVE fucking fucker MOOOVE
>>532777921Your post alone is enough to tell me you are COVID vaccinatedBitch ass urbanite living slut of the government and stateI bet you wore the covid mask too like a good white bitchActually i know you did
>Cocksucker>Usual suspect huh>Must be a woman>Go on already>It's your fucking turn>Blind and deaf retardYeah, you could say I'm highly intelligent and unique
Oh yeah? I drive.
>>532774761Here I say>Probably a femaleoid>Of coursepAnd>Like a fucking turtle>Must be a pajeets>Of course
>>532774689>while drivingHaha yeah can you imagine talking to yourself out loud.While driving.Not me haha
>>532775311Mostly tell myself to stfu but they don’t listen.
>>532775537I’m tired
>>532777182Do it in Latin
>Surveys suggest that most adults talk to themselves aloud at least occasionally.the brown people who havent even gotten to the evolutionary threshold of an inner monologue have to talk to themselves out loud... its so sad. even sadder than jews thinking their inner monologue is god when it agrees with them and satan/demons when it disagrees.just dont racemix kids. if you dont racemix, you wont have these unnatural botched evolutionary leaps where brown people cant seem to grasp the simplest of things, like that your inner monologue isnt a seperate entity
>me winning that argument i lost 14 years ago as i drive down the interstate
>>532774689After internalizing conversation for so long I decided it made sense to bring it out and at least sharpen my rusty speech skills a little. After a few years of it I think it's actually mentally harming me, like the schizo thoughts I was once able to forget because they were transient in my head are now being reaffirmed with actual sound waves bouncing off my bedroom walls. I don't really recommend doing it.
>>532774689>Move bitch get out the way>Hurry up>There aren't any traffic cams here, right?>These niggers cant drive>Fucking grandpa>That zipperhead needs to look out of his eyes
>>532789681ooof...grim...thats not talking to yourself. thats just talking out loud. thats a different thing entirely, anon.thats the difference between saying>the apple is red on the other sidevs>i didnt eat an apple today
>>532774689I mostly just throw slurs at idiot drivers and anyone with a truck too large to fit in a standard parking space, does that count?
>>532774689>>532775311>>532778715>>532778933>>532789496I am my only friend.
>>532789947>you gotta drive 45 minutes home? that sucksyeah. yeah haha, that 45 minutes totally to myself, i hate it so much. haha
>>532779900checkerinoit's the small things in life. I kept a gratitude journal for a few months and that has done more for me than anything I've tried. 5 things a day you're grateful forWhatever you ffocus on becomes your whole life and now you're habitually focused on how shit you are. So keeping a gratitude journal slowly switches your habitual attention to the good things in life
>>532775311you got negative self talk.you should be saying shit like:damn i'm flyi gunna bust a nut 2nitefuck im good aaaah
>>532774761kek, pretty much
>>532779760Petti, no! Don't feed your geese monster energy
You guys only speak with yourself while in the car?Fucking noobs.
>>532774689I work have full conversations with myself at work. Coworkers probably think I'm crazy.
>>532775178shortcels btfo
>>532774689I practice hitler speeches in the car by myself.When and if robotaxies make it to my city i'm gonna redpill the shit out of the remote taxi operators.
>>532774689A few years ago I started talking to myself in a store and I realized it so I ducked into an aisle out of embarrassment only to realize it was the tampon aisle.
>>532775311The other anons talking about demons are absolutely correct. However, the ones trying to downplay your part in giving the demons the right to torment you are wrong.These demons feed on pride. These “depressive” or “negative” intrusive thoughts (logismoi) are typically sourced on your own pride.Ask God for humility, using the prayer “Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner” OUT LOUD, and stop masturbating.
>>532775617Just say “in the name of Jesus, I rebuke you”They really hate His name. Also psalm 23. Say that a lot.
>>532777760Try reading and reciting ‘Deliverance prayers for the laity’ by Father Chad Rippinger.
For me, I woof, bark, meow, and make other random animal noises when I am alone in the car by myself. Sometimes I hum the lyrics of a song but replace all the words with "meow" or something like that.Oh and also a bit of self deprecating thoughts sneak in sometimes too.
>>532779032Try another priest and start out by asking him to come bless your home. And also attend Mass.
I have hypothetical conversations sometimes where I try to work out how I might handle a situation im going into laterSometimes I'll have mock conversations trying to workout philosophical conversations or other random shit. I dont speak for the other non existent person.Its more like Ill speak outwardly while driving from my perspective and my internal dialogue is a hypothetical person with different views and I really try to push against my own beliefs to see how they stack up against eachother. is.. is that normal?no bully
>nigger>what a fucking nigger>look at that fucking nigger>is this nigger retarded>holy fucking nigger>is this nigger serious right now>nigger much
>>532775311Breathwork. Yes demons are real. No you arent lost cause. Not a christkek btw
>>532775178Bruh, you outted your self short-stack
>>532775617it's the MK Ultra tap out sentence, perhaps the psycho rabbi doesn't like you so nothing works, christcucks have it easy because of judeochristian values
>>532775617Have you forgiven all others? This is something I struggle with as well. This to me is how God really separates us. We all get different bullshit that we have to overcome and forgive to get the blessings.
>>532774689>do you do this very common thing that literally every person does??>well YOU my friend are a very special and unique person with many great qualities>what a great human being you really are, look!>You made a detour because the road is closed? WOW you are a really smart and bright person, MUCH MIUCH better than everyone else >The sun literally shines out of your assWhat kind of shit is this? The "people who dont post on social media" slop a few months ago is identical to this>oh you don't post every singe thought on social media?>then you are the greatest person to ever live
>>532774689can't be arsed copying and pasting that link, just list the 7 qualities fat lad
>>532774761lol. I play that game too. But we look at each other and say >I bet that's a white dudeAnd it never is, and that's the joke.
>1-post id>ai article>newfag repliesthe state of this place
>>532775311I just play NHH on repeat in my car so loud that I can’t hear my suicidal thoughts or the Jews kvetching.
>>532775311Hardly anything self-critical and it would be in a jocular vein anyway ("you gotta stop doin' stupid things like you're always doin,'" a line from pic related). I can be extremely critical of people, human nature and software developers generally though.>>532775888I just accepted that if my expectations of other drivers are so low, it makes no sense to get pissed off when they meet that expectation. That's kept the rage and profanity to a minimum and my response nowadays is simply a deep breath and even deeper sigh. The important thing is to avoid contact at all costs.
>>532775617Punch them you dumb faggot, kick their asses back to hell.
>>532774689>psychology says you have these 7 distinct qualitiesPeople are actually retarded enough to click on these clickbait articles? The fuck is wrong with you?
>>532800742They're all looking for clicks. That's why that material exists in the first place. While all of what you said isn't an invalid perspective, you take such things for what they are and make of them what you will. Sometimes it's to your benefit but, more often than not, like it's actually any surprise to your right-side-of-the-curve /pol/ user, it's a waste of time.Articles like the subject one are sometimes useful to articulate things I have always held in abstraction and lay them out more schematically. So long as it simply describes what you're doing in some organized manner, it can help you connect the dots. When they get into that "what this says about you" is where it goes off the deep end.
>>532796055>just start worshipping jews bro and follow a circumcised rabbikys
>>532774689I like arguing with myself because I win 100% of the time. Simple as.
>>532795163I talk to Dad once in a while. When I was a kid just learning to drive, he pointed out to me that when you see drivers do stupid shit on the road, you will usually find some damage to their vehicle indicating they do that same thing with some regularity. I don't think I ever drive anywhere without seeing some example of that.
>>532775311Whatever jewish god you're worshiping is evil.You better start believing in yourself, buddy
people who talk to themselves out loud are either mad, or going mad.
>>532781158Post yours and I’ll email youIt won’t be anything weird I’ll send you my journal entries for the previous day.
>>532775311>What if my conversations usually go: >>You're such a piece of shit >>No one likes you >>Even God hates you >>Fuck it I'm gonna be a nigger I hate everyone >>Damn she got fat tits >>Why the fuck can't I ever do anything right JESUS FUCKING CHRIST /POL LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP AND DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELVES.
>>532774689how about if you talk to all of your marijuana plants as you roll through the aisles and feel like you achieve clarity to your questions?
>>532775311>Smile, you fuck.
