When you need help, insult your allies.That way, when you find yourself mired in war, they won’t come to your aid. —Don Tzu
We don't need them though
Why are the Chinese obsessed with sinicizing everything
>>532775195Strait status? still going full gay?
>>532775078Suck your enemies penis, to show that it is he that is gay, not you!Blessings for your observance of this truth —Don Tzu
This has potential.
>>532775259Gee I don't know
>>532775078>Let your enemy rape your allies>That way you can accuse them of war crime in the UN>Xi Tzu
>>532775195Who else is going to buy your overpriced bullshit if not Europe?
>>532775078The Brainfog Of War (tm)
>>532775078And it's worse than insults. Zero consultation or horse-trading, just insults and ex post facto orders to a sub-ordinate. And then he drops you at his whim too (see Israel now), and makes deals without you and against your interests. Why would Britain, France, Italy, Poland, Holland, or Australia sign up for that?
>>532775078“If everyone is your enemy, no one is your enemy”-Don Tzstupid
>>532775078>Need help>Ask for help>Get told noWhat's the point of my allies if they dont help me?
>>532775078Sun Tzu didn't help against the Mongols...
>>532775259Interpretatio graeca, with Chinese characteristics.
>>532775793Horse archers are OP, as every Stronghold Crusader gamer knows.
>>532775078Yes please take greenlandthere is absolutely nothing denmark can do about it they're just as weak as iran, if not weaker
>>532775787NATO is a defensive alliance. They don't help offensive wars.hope this helps
>>532775078
>>532775078>When you need help, insult your allies.>That way, when you find yourself mired in war, they won’t come to your aid.>—Don Tzu
>>532776039Also Nato doesn't even have troops in the middle east. How the fuck are we supposed to haul our shit there without a warning.
Lmao... troons lost, chinks lost, irannies lostALL OF BRICS LOST HAHAHAHAHAHAHsucks to suck faggots lol
>>532776352>>532776426You lost tranny
>>532775078...Providing a convenient pretext to return the power they borrowed from you to yourself.
>>532775259it's a french meme, originated from the HistoryLegends channel
>>532775078I can't believe you voted this orange fool into office, AGAIN
>>532775078In war it is always best to kill the leaders so there is no one left to negotiate an end to conflict. Dohn Tzu
>>532775386my brother said he was drunk and let a guy suck his penis, and said it was not gayit does not matter if you're the one that sucks or the one being sucked, its gay either way
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To get what you want it is best Zen to alternate between insulting the other person, threatening dire consequences, and pretending you didn't want it. Dumb Tzu
>>532775793Neither did De Bello Militari against the Huns. You think you and the shitstains of 4tran know better? Guess what - you don't. Armchair General Faggot.
>>532775078What allies?
>>532775787>Need helpTell everyone that USA does not need help, and insult the few countries that were gearing up to help>Ask for helpNever use official channels to ask for help, just seethe at fucking twitter. If Trump wanted NATO to help, he could have called up the official NATO meeting about it.>Get told noGet told to get bend with helping middle-eastern terrorist country to expand their influece across the middle-east
>>532775787Depends what you’re trying to do monke, if it’s illegal they might just tell you to fuck off
>>532775738>Ukrainian colours
>>532775787>suckerpunch a dude looking for his watch because you asked him the time on the street>expect your nigger posse to pile in when he doesn't go down in 1 hitWhen did the US become THIS niggerized
