>>533092938It's funny because they still support culturally left-wing causes. It's unironically kids being kids.
>>533092938these younuns know ball. Imagine being a sperm and embryo when lil peep died and still listening to chud boi clique make a foid shake
>>533092938Yeah, yeah, and his teachers would've said "You can't what anymore?" to drivel like his
>>533092938Even brown ESLs like myself can understand what that means... How can teachers be so retarded, alpha gen is cooked
>>533092938> Moshi moshi. Shekelberg dess. Your child was a very, very bad goy in class today. Very problematic goy language!Mmhkay. I'll get right on that.
This doesn't work because if he didn't know what these words were, he wouldn't know how to spell them
>>533092938I will never not find hilarious what happened to this world, all starting with the most boring and usual woman doing womanly things triggering the most shameful defeat in the history of mankindimagine being the most powerful group on earth having billions upon billions to help you achieve your goals and lose to a bunch of random dudes shitposting on a forsaken website that nobody cares about having them take over the culture worldwide and spread like wildfire being completely unstoppable.God is truly the best shitposter.
>>533092938The Sharty did more to spread these memes to kids than /pol/ ever did./qa/ won.
When I was in school Greg would sneak up behind miss crookshaw at the chalkboard and pretend to rape and spank her, then run back to his desk at Mach 5 before she turned around It was pretty based
>>533092938lmao this is why theres femoids having their period in the press about zoomers and beyond are right wingers and it being a problem. lmaoooo.
>>533094773the sharty would not even have relevance if 4chan was not the final boss of the internet for them to fight against. you're welcome zoomers.
>>533094773Idk wtf a sharty is
>>533092938
>>533092938>parents of public school kids don’t give a fuckA tale as old as time.
>>533092938kek it's amazing what power 4kangz holds over normalfags, without them even realising it and with this shit website being only a fraction of based and funny as it once was before the illegal migger migrants came
>>533095006Lurk more newfag
>>533094675I'm amazed at how much chan culture has taken root on mainstream social media.Influencers like clavicular have made the blackpill explode
Made up nonsense, the thread.
>>533092938Legendary kids.Kids (boys) tend to do what is least acceptable to rebel against authority. This is normal.At the beginning of middle school, there was literally kids greeting each other with "sieg heil", since obviously german authorities hate nothing more.Also, kids are still protected, they can still act in a masculine way without having their lives ruined. They can also subvert western propaganda much more.
>>533095006Ethnic slur for indian.
>>533092938You have to understand that culturally speaking, middle schoolers will indulge trends they see on the internet, a culture always defined by the people that are at least 5-10 years older than them. I call this the reverse-neverland law, a phenomenon in which children want to embrace the culture of those they see as young adults without understanding the problems behind that. It's not /pol's fault. I remember back in my middle school the culture was to embrace proto-reddit far left political slop, the culture of "umm that's not what ms. sheckelstein said in her article on why we should all neuter ourselves so I think you shouldn't be in the conversation really" "are you embracing obama and his platform for change? No? What is wrong with you?". At least this time it's funny.
>>533092938Well, what does "chud goy clique make the foids shake" mean?
>>533097921The terminology comes from /pol and reddit spillover, while the syntax is tiktok brainrot nigger speak. This is how good language dies and you're now old enough to see it happening. Congrats.
>>533092938foid cortisol spiking fr
>>533097921The kids see themselves as goys, isn't this obvious
>>533092938>chud goy clique make the foids shakeLMAO
>>533095006pedo website
lmao young gen z and gen alpha are based
>>533092938Old fart millennial here. These zoomerfags and gen alpha speak a foreign language at this point.
>>533097921It means "my group of fellow teenager males of non israeli descent making the female gender visibly fearful"
>>533092938skibbidy toilet lmao
>>533092938Mean while these same teachers molest their students Really makes you think
>>533092938We were making OJ comics in grade 2 showing him in hilarious violent situations. This isn't abnormal at all.
>>533094675>>533095849Its because our culture is actual fun, what do foids and normies have to offer anyone? Fake social belonging? being an alien in a human skinsuit? Fuck that shit. Dab on the goys
>>533092938>women increasingly no longer called women but foidsKek.
>>533098180Goys are taking power over their masters labels for them, like blacks took nigger.
The upcoming war is probably to wipe this generation out
>>533095006This, I newfag
>>533098636Now think a bit about your own comparison for more than a minute
>>533092938The only thing I don't understand in that song is "peanut"What's that a reference to?
>>533092938The kids are alt-right.
>>533092938Kids like to rebel and when they have a woketard teacher they’re natural reaction is to become a chud.
>>533092938it's funny parents abdicate responsibility for raising their children, ceding it to the state(the teachers), interacting with the kids only through a written prompt, then they act surprised when the kids have developed a culture of their own? Is everyone retarded?
>>533099300>Is everyone retarded?Yes
>>533092938Millennials seething that Zoomers are tearing down their New World Order
>>533097921“Goth boy clique make a hoe shake”Lil peep lyrics turned brain rot 4chan irony
Andtheneverybodyonthebusstartedtoclap!
Kids instinctively know that teachers are losers. There's an extremely small number of teachers that kids actually look up to.If the teacher is a gay retard, is normal for the kids to flock towards anything but.
>>533098983Well observed. It’s a jewish spin on it suggesting we’re niggers compared to the jews. The bs won’t end until the jews do
>>533092938Kids should be playing the tranny bathroom game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZmSdbcudUWhat a banger
>>533100912I hate that these are all actors and boomers will gobble it up like the fat pigs they are
>>533092938I teach MMA to kids and I love how they don't give a shit about been politically correct
>>533092938Based gen alpha dabbing on fake and gay psyop'd jewlinnial goycattle.
>>533095006its another message board that was spawned during 4chans last shut down
>>533101187>these are all actorsLooks AI to me, but you're right.
>>533092938>>533094675>a bunch of random humans telling the truth can begin to dismantle even the largest of Satan's machinationsDoing the right thing always feels good.
>>533092938kek, we've won so hard, not my fault that teachers aren't funny and can't keep the kids entertained. Literally all you had to do was make animations of chudjaks explaining school subjects but that was too much
>>533098983We'll get to commit all kind of crimes on jews while they pay our wellfare and they'll still somehow be the bad guys?Count me in.
>>533092938>be me>son calls another girl goonbait and starts making T poses during class>foid teacher gets cortisol spiked and calls me>"Hi it's miss Suzanne your son's teacher we need to talk ab-">"Tits or GTFO"
>>533101704based
>>533095006it's dogshit, don't botherwhenever someone says they're from there it means they're a pedophile or deeply mentally challenged
>>533092938this is more tiktok brainrot culture than 4chan culture
>>533101704>Hi Mr. Anon
>>533092938The funniest part is that they don't understand that they're the ones who made people like this.
>>533095849>chan culture has taken root on mainstream social mediaHas it?t. loner
>>533094675I heard Bloomberg radio state, “the Taliban this week posted online that those who didn’t side with xyz are s o y boy men.” Suddenly I started asking myself how did the stupid internet dorks club leak out of 2011 and is now apart of main stream media and politics.I know I’ll immediately be browsing here if a nuke ever gets launched anyways. Because there’ll be some ridiculous nickname made up for the situation by the end of the hour.
>>533092938These propagandists are more childish than the kids.
>>533095772
>>533101958Not really, "chud goy clique makes foids shake" sounds more like tiktok or something.
>>533092938Post-elementary mandated schooling should be abolished. These people are useless clowns. My kid should be focused on learning math and science and optionally an art of some kind, not being bogged down with piles of homework for various propagandized subjects.
>>533101704>your son's teacher>DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY XAUGHTER'S GENDER!!?Defeating these faggots with their own bullshit will never stop being funny.
Female teachers are goonbait
SIX SEVEN!
Memes. The DNA of the soul.
>>533094675/pol/ takes way too much credit.This is kids being kids. They know instinctively when bullshit is being forced on them and they're reacting as kids do, with mockery.
>>533102342yes yes, now back to your MAIDpod
>>533094675>>533094773>>533094902>>533095772>>533095849>not one person on this entire tjread calling the post fake/pol/ is dead
>>533094675>loseHow have they fucking lost lmao? So fucking delusional
>>533095772>>533095849You would be shocked at how much 4chin slang is on instagram these days. I routinely see terms like goyslop used with literally tens of thousands of likes on it. Leftists being openly called basedboys never ceases to make my chuckle.
>>533095006it's that website where you can share epic soijak edits o algo
>Why don't other people think and act exactly the same way I do and I want them toI am directing you, reading this right now, to also be outraged
>>533092938>friendlywolverineI can already imagine how ugly and pathetic this redditor is. He shoudl be fired.
>>533092938>Chud goy clique mans the foids shakeDiagnosis: BASED. At this stage besedness is uncurable. Sorry!
>>533094775bruh my friend got yelled at for spitballin, so he took a whole entire piece of paper and chewed it up, waited until the teacher was writing on the blackboard (yeah this was back when we used chalk)....mf stands up like he's on a pitching mound taking signals from the catcher, no..no...no...yes....winds up, fires the massive spitball and it splattered the blackboard 2 feet from her headteacher yelled at him to go to the principal's office without even turning around
>>533092938If you account for weekends, random bank holidays, Thanksgiving, Xmas, Spring Break, and Summer Break, they get 4 months off a year. The national teachers salary is $70k, they get good bennies and pensions and basically impossible to fire once they get tenure. Yes the kids are little shits, but teachers have been saying that forever, just like they have been complaining about their pay forever and yet people still run to the job. They get really bent out of shape when you say all this and yell how they have to grade papers at home. I think teachers just like to complain.
>>533092938>chud boi clique make a foid shakeWhat's this from?
I'm not sure that tweet is legit
>>533092938>goonbaitThat's actually pretty hilarious. I'm still glad I wasn't born in this shitty generation.
>>533092938>chud goy clique makes the foids shakeI would give anything to witness a little kid saying this in class.
>>533092938I read that as "i can't anymore with these niggers"
>>533094773Basedteens, I kneel
>>533104210Imagine calling all those little whores in your grade goonbait. That would've been the most hilarious time to go to school.
>>533092938fake and ghey post from plebbitall fields
>>533095006A shitty 4chan clone website It's actually better than 4chan in terms of UI, hell they even banned India and Israel. but the user base... My god they spam the same shit over and over like a bunch of spastic Zionist indian faggots
>>533101976>nickname made up for the situation by the end of the hour.The goon nuke is coming
>>533093003Chud goy clique make a foid shake is a clever play on the lil peep witch blade lyrics "goth boi clique make a hoe shake"Based gen alpha
>>533092938Zoomies and alphas even more so have had their brains utterly scrombled.
>>533104452It's real. Just checked. A lot of redditors in the comments saying how if some kid called their daughter goonbait, well "hell hath no fury" is what some plebbitor commented.
>>533092938Someone tell this foid goonbait that a teachers job is to teach, not moralize.
now explain the cat ears.
>>533096959Under appreciated post.
>>533092938>/r/teachersif only you knew what exactly what you were quoting
>>533092938Internet crap will rot your brain if you are susceptible.Soon you are using words like "femboi" like it wasn't literally gay and stupid and there is no coming backGet fucked, faggots
She does have a point though why do all middle schoolers have a smartphone?At least when we were kids you used a desktop pc at home then went out to play and got a break from the internetThese kids get 0 break
>>533102747Concepts and ideas can only be a prison if the people believe there’s a way for the jailers to enforce their rules, the truth is that 99% of their prison is words on paper and ink and paper make a terrible prison and an even worse bludgeon
>>533095006Ex-sharty user here.It was good during its first 2 years, that being 2020-2022. After that normalfags, as always, began adapting the culture and turned it into deviant art 2.0There is nothing left on it, it is unfunny, unoriginal and grotesque. Don't bother
>>533104997Because Apple has instilled it in children to beg for 1k phones as early as possible. My kid isn't getting a phone till 16 and it's gonna be a shitty phone. They're kids and teens all they do is text and look at tiktok. Most parents just bend over because people are spineless these days.
>>533105183I know you think you are being smart but my parents did that to me and all they accomplished was to turn me into an incel that browses 4chan and reads a lot and is a virgin at 26Times have changed and kids have their own way of communicating with one another, we are just old or defective
>>533095006endchan lite
>>533104629not saying the post isn't realrather the content in it
>>533105309Ok but I'll still have my kid be social with sports and what not. Being a virgin is solely on you.
>>533105309>all they accomplished was to turn me into an incel that browses 4chan and reads a lot and is a virgin at 26So they've partially accomplished what many parents didn't and set you on a right path? Look at the world around you. It's getting crazier by the minute. Yoi really wanna be a normgroid?
>>533092938>Calling girls in the class "goonbait"Fucking lol.
>>533092938So you're telling me there's still hope for the future generations? Based.
>>533092938Yeah this isn't how kids talk. This is someone from 4chan trying to pretty pathetically LARP as "Hahaha look XD the kids use our lingo now!"They don't. At one point 4chan stopped getting an influx of new blood. The lingo 4chan uses is relegated pretty much to Gen X and older millenials. You'll live to see all the funny slang you use be associated with senility and old age. Don't be the sad type of old person who thinks they're still hip with kids.
>>533094773The trick is to get to them while they're still young
>>533092938The communist manifesto's tenth plank is an abysmal failure. It's long past time to abolish "government" schools and let these overly-pampered clowns get real jobs.
>>533101187It's AI retard
>>533092938we´re leaking into reality , always did and now we are stronger than ever before , expect us , for we are many.owned LUL
>>533092938Girls are goonbait.good one
>>533105684>At one point 4chan stopped getting an influx of new bloodYou're either a larping newfag or a demented oldfag. Choose. 4chan is all newfags being recycled in daily.
>>533105621No they’re going to be more cowardly. Since their parents have not established authority they’ll bow to no one other than authority. They’ll bully the weak until Tyrone bitch slaps them. Then they’ll become tranny for BBC.
>>533092938>They're calling the girls in the class "goonbait" and making George Floyd jokes. These kids were 8 when he died!Fuck that actually made me laugh hard. Maybe Gen Alpha isn't a lost cause after all.
>>533098567Pokemon GOoo to the polls!
>>533101187>I hate that these are all actors and boomersyou are the boomer, leaf
>>533102756The tranny mods of this board keep changing S O Y to based for some reason, you can say it in instagram but not here, wierd.
>>533106360newfags gonna newfag
>>533106360What's wrong, basedboy?
>>533106360i hecking love onions
>>533106360youre a fucking kike retard nigger
>>533092938>goonbaitHahaha the kids are alright. I wish i was young again.
>>533104702Young people like saying edgy shit regardless of political affiliation. The woke movement of being scolded for doing any wrongthink was completely inorganic and a lot of liberals didn't actually buy it, in reality I know plenty of people, including some unironic trannies. who say nigger and made george floyd jokes but would still never ever vote Republican
>>533092938>chud goy clique makes the foids shake
>>533106397>>533107039>>533107154>>533107219
>>533101116kek. the kids are allright
>>533107467Have sex incel
>>533101704
>they're calling the girls in the class goonbaitSounds fucked up. Do kids lurk /pol/ now?
>>533092938>kids say "george floyd" and you pause lessons for 20 mins to rant about wypipo and da poleese>"wtf why are the kids continually interrupting holocaust class with george floyd jokes?"teachers have not changed at all, and they have more hugboxes to cry into now
>>533107467its ok anon, just promise to kill one american or jewish dog on my behalf.
>>533092938>lil peepYa SEE the KIDS listen tooo the RAP MUSIC which gives them the BRAIN DAMAGE
>>533107391my 30 year old sister is zealously against the word 'retard' so I have begun shaming her for saying "kill" or "shoot". if she wants to buy into insane language policing she can buy into it fully or not at all.
>>533107826WHADDAYOO LIKETAPLAY
>>533101704fucking based and keked
>>533092938my kid is 4 and he was saying 6 7 after his 3rd day of school. There is no stopping it
>>533092938I remember always drawing / coloring in nazi flags and other edgy shit on coloring sheets when I was in elementary school for top keks with my childhood friends. Its just the teachers now are childless lefty lunatic women who wont shut the fuck up.
>>533092938Mission Accomplished I'd say....
>>533102176>>533101958instagram chud edits of lil peep's songs, precisely
>>533098284genx here, we appear to have achieved escape velocity, hold on to your butts
>>533107984christ, my elementary school would have raised the defcon level if that shit happened. we had an absolute cunt of a substitute teacher and someone wrote on the coat racks, in pencil, that she smelled terrible. entire school shamed in an hours-long assembly over this. my entire fucking childhood was sitting and being scolded indirectly over the behaviour of others like that.
>>533098284But are they really saying anything?
>>533104596Hol y fuck my sides
>>533105887Nah. That's what it used to be. Not anymore. I hate to break it to you, but the world has sort of passed this website by.
>>533095796I‘ve been on this godforsaken website since 2004 and even I don’t know what that is.
>>533098284That happens with every generation. Times change faster than people.
>>533092938>they are mocking george floyd jokeshe he was worth of mockery
>>533106360leave now tbdesu
>>533108212>that's destruction of school property!Loved when writing something inoffensive was blown out of proportion, it only encouraged the behaviour more. We would do offensive things sometimes but also completely inoffensive things to try to get them to flip out. One time someone printed off the chain email about how if you type Q33NY in either webdings or wingdings font it shows plane rectangle rectangle skull/crossbones star of david, and submitted it anonymously to some readaloud creative writing.I was in fifth grade and had no idea about 911 conspiracies and learned about it at school
>>533108466impossible, germany didnt have internet until 2006
>>533092938My sides left orbit reading yesterdays thread. Kids make edgy jokes. Imagine having a sanctimonious reddit feminist as a teacher. It would be impossible not to meme her to tears at every opportunity.
>>533092938>be teacher>speak like millenial fucktard lingo>I CANT EVEN!
>>533092938lol wtf is the song they’re singing
>>533092938being edgy is usually funny but these poor kids have to hear all the brainrot online that isnt funnygooning is not funny its fucking gay
>>533092938>chud goy clique make the foids shakemy sidesyou just know that the foid teacher has zero idea how to deal with it and doesn't understand why that makes it amusing to the boys saying it, too
>>533108808You are a fucking gooner incel beta cuck bitchboy pigskin and i am a black nigger latinx real nibba goonermaxxing baldmaxxer l33t gaming
>>533108800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sP6t1QyrI&list=RDE7sP6t1QyrI&start_radio=1
>>533108967>black nigger latinx real nibba goonermaxxing baldmaxxerkek dumb bald fat niggerbeaner this is you
>>533098567this.women suck the fun out of everything. all they do is try to tone-police you 24/7 and bully you into being a good little slave drone for them.it might work on guys who are too addicted to pussy to stop, but it's still a completely unappealing outlook on life.
>>533109083>mutt calling an Aryan Argentinx a mutt
>>533108808You don't understand. Brainrot is funny specifically for people getting upset at it. Doing something completely inane that makes the teacher flip out is like magic. It makes children feel empowered. It's like having access to a spell. Watch as I say or write something that can make the teacher flip out, and she is powerless to stop me because I she doesn't know who did it.
>>533094145you understand because it's even worse in our countries because every young boy now wants to be el patrón
>>533095006some irrelevant offshoot that desperately pretends anyone even knows about them
>>533108800https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZmSdbcudUbased onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7sP6t1QyrI
>>533109137>Aryan Argentinxwho do you think you're kidding bantu faggot
>>533092938Kek, it's just boys being boys. We would make the vegan cyber lesbian teachers cry all the time by just ignorning her and shooting the shit in class.
>>533094145.... That's because society is regressing to the mean. Lines between normal and third world have been completely obfuscated. Only hope is NASA not losing any more funding and we rocket away to create a new society.
>>533094773I've been here longer than anyone else and who the fuck is sharty faggot
>>533109200>The "I was merely pretending to be retarded" Generationthey are actually retarded. they nolonger have to fake it.
>>533109375Fuck you and fuck NASA. We're not gonna find another rock we need to fix this one.
>>533107656The shit that people and kids watch on instagram/tiktok is about 10000x worse than whatever you can post on here. And wait until you see the comment sections.
>>533095772that's true, seeing 4cheng break containment on instagram reels is so funny. if i'm going to fry my attention span it better be on deep fried videos where they say NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER all the time
>>533092938Middle School boys have always been insane monsters and everyone knows it.You take the retarded randomness of a child and dump sex hormones into their bloodstream.
>>533101116>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gZmSdbcudUGen X here. I dont hate it at all. Kids are telling em to fuck off
>>533092938>goonbaitPretty sure every generation talked about *having sex* with the hot girls, and then tried to do it. This is the first where their imagination is limited to masturbating while watching someone else have sex with them. This is why we have extinction level fertility.Not that fornication isn't itself degenerate.
>>533094675Retarded shit skin france poster. They have lost nothing you idiot. If anything, 4chan was a tool they created to further their plans. Absolute fucking moron
>>533092938>chud goy clique making the foids shakeThe future is bright, i voted for this
>>533108456At it's beginning, this was a quiet corner of weirdos that started talking about random shit (mostly conspiracies) before shitposting took over and boosted the popularity. Now, it going back to that quiet, safe space on the internet. You can once again observe the normcattle from the comfort of this site. Of course, it won't ever go back to those times, but it'll be better than whatever xitter, reddit, tik tok hellscape the cattle evolves in.
>>533109502based crab bucket enthusiast
>>533109938>We need to find a new rock in space where we can live And Hitler is there and he's hugging you and telling you you're perfect. We've never even been to the moon. We're so far off from space colonies that NASA is going fall off before that happens because the world is going to be filled with niggers. We need to fix society NOW.
>>>/wsg/6127637
>>533110214>We've never even been to the moonbut we there a few days ago anon. You should probably keep up with current events.
>>533108808nobody is forced to engage with content they aren't interested in
>>533110346i, too, drive past disney world and tell people i went there
>>533110346Would you say you went to a restaurant if all you did was drive around it and come back? We've never landed on the moon. Sorry I thought you had basic reading skills.
>>533110642You're Canadian, you have to fly to Disney >>533110676based goalpost mover you won the argument by changing definitions. based and absolutely basedpilled
>>533092938>these kids were 8 when he died, they shouldn't even be saying thatokay and how old was I when I learned about the holocaust in school? that happened almost 50 years ago THEN.
>>533111015I didn't change shit you just didn't understand what I meant. Obviously I know about the recent waste of money on the fly around but I was referring to when we landed on the moon and I called that fake. My argument is that we can't wait to find a new rock we need to fix this one.
>>533107826WITH THEIR HIPPIN AND THE HOPPIN AND THE BIPPIN AND THE BOPPIN
>>533111380Well then obviously you must know you were wrong in your initial statement, choose your wording carefully next time, anon. If you had said 'we didn't land on the moon' then you would be mostly but not entirely correct.
>>533111493We never landed on the moonIt was filmed in a studio and you keep falling for it somehow
>>533111710What if I were to say 'no'?
>>533092938If you don't even know what something means maybe don't have a panic attack over it.