A typical Norwegian meal. Meat, potatoes, and carrots in a broth. Beer and flat-bread on the side. This confuses Americans because it's not a pile of deep fried shit.
Looks horrid. Brown your meat or something.
>>533182921Literally looks like dogshit tho ngl
>>533183082This. It lacks that refined seed oil crust our bodies need
Can you make it in a sink though is the real question
>>533182921Help I'm American I am confused by piles of boiled shit
>>533182921Yes, you're right. I'm not only deeply confused but I'm seething in my frustration to grasp such concepts. Please tell me you snuck seed oils or high fructose corn syrup in there somewhere. Did you even use glyphosate-based herbicide to cultivate the carrots and potatoes? Where is the dipping sauce single serving tub? WHAT THE FUCK.
>>533183082>American won't eat any meat that isn't brownYour faggotry makes sense
>>533182921Looks positively Scandi; plain and dull. We probably got our shit food from you guys.
>>533182921Don't you have anything better? How's the fish?
>>533182921how's the meat done?stewed in the broth?
>>533182921Now I understand why colonial era yurop yapped on and on about muh spices. Just fucking look at that. 11 herbs and spices deep fried in lard with organic flour is great. Deep frying in vegetable oil is poison. The poison has been engineered to specifically look like food here right now thanks to shabbos boomgroids we originally had food laws since the 1920s. I love (You) Norway no homo but (You) can't be doing this shit like cmon.
>>533182921That looks disgusting, and you might be an alcoholic.
>>533183225[spoiler][/spoiler]What a travesty first he needs to caramelize the onions with butter in a pan.
>>533183325>How's the fish?rund
euros will post this shit and say sumn like>proppa scran for st. douglasday day's feast!like cool man you eat boiled meat and tubers, congrats. we also eat that too.
>>533182921Learn to make proper bread
>Here's a typical [thing] from [European country]>By the way, AMERICA huh? How 'bout those AMERICANS?
>>533183474last time you ate a vegetable was in middle school, admit it
>>533182921Similar to our gulyás, which is a beef stew soup with potatoes, carrots, paprika. We also eat it with bread.
>>533182921Where's the heckin spicerino, Norweegeebro?
>>533182921it doesn't just confuse me, it enrages me, too!
>>533183614Now that looks like it has some flavor
>>533182921that's my literal dinner last night, minus the potatoes. baked chicken and carrots.
>>533182921>no greens>no leavened bread>no herbs>grain swill instead of the fruit of the vineThis is prison food. Enjoy your constipation and heart disease
>>533183548last nights dinner was roasted cabbage and green beans with (beyond) sauage.
>>533183633I'm offended by the little baby glass of beer.
typical finnish meal
>>533182921>it's not a pile of deep fried shitSo your complaint is that we fry things? Because that plate looks like total shit. I've seen dog food that looks more appetizing than that.
>>533182921I've never got why whites take pride in eating flavorless shit
>>533183730>(beyond) sauage.what the fuck, why? that wanna be meat shit has a ton of s 0 y in it usually just fyi
>>533183622High quality ingredients have their own flavours, which dissapear if you overspice it.
>>533182921Brunost, straight in my veins, right fucking now
>>533182921hey, this thread again! was fun last time.
>>533182921Quite a fitting meal, for a mind-broken, socialist, spiritually conquered and subjugated northern europoor.
>>533182921I'm with you, norgbrother. This is peak.
>>533182921Quite a fitting meal, for a mind-broken, socialist europoor, spiritually conquered and subjugated northern europoor cuck.
>>533182921That's not meat.This is meat.
>>533182921norwegian food is the best
not the heckin Norwegian food posting bot!
>>533183814Yeah, look at how quality that gray meat looks. You could at least brown it if you want to taste it, you absolute retards.
>>533183614Goulash is the best, I'm making some right now. Can't wait for it to be done.
>>533182921Really earning the "why dun white people season dey food" questioning. Would be better with some kind of sauce, even just a simple one.
>>533182921I see the beef but what is that lighter brown nugget looking thing?
>>533183806my gf is vegetarian, we usually use the mycoprotein-based meat like quorn but beyond was on sale and its pretty good.
>>533183814> High quality ingredientsscandi vegs are terribly low quality idk about meat. I feel like its all greenhouse shit.
>>533182921>A fat nigger will stab a woman on a bus for this because it isn't covered in 10 layers of Lawry's Seasoned Salt and doesn't have collared greens, shit covered pig intestines, and 12% ABV malt liquor on the side
>>533183874Only 20% of the meat on a cow is steak. Make something nice with the remaining 80%.
>>533184017>mycoprotein-based meat>meatlul
>>533184017Beyond meat is more expensive than real meat, how can you afford it? Are you rich?
>>533182921I ate a Norwegian meal at Disney world and it was fucking delicious and it was pretty healthy too. Too bad I live in this hell hole where the government lets Jews poison me.
>>533184284wat? it was BOGO for 7 bucks, so like 75c per link and they were bratwurst size. 12oz bags of quorn chicken are 3.50. its more expensive than tyson slop but not outrageous. also we dont eat it that often.
>>533182921Looks like rock soup
>>533182921this looks like a bad midwestern dinner>>533183614this however, is god tier
>>533182921Reminds me of Old Roy canned dog food. So shitty the dog wou eat it.
>>533182921I would eat the carrots rae and drink milk instead of beer but otherwise thats a normal dinner
>>533184429post vegetarian gf tummy
>>533182921What kind of horrid shit is this. Cooked carrot and potato + some mystery frozen product.Americans at least have barbecue you have literaly nothing. Even the norvegian cod is perfected by Portugal. Foreighners mog you using your own ingredients. You are like an african nation exporting raw ingredients since you simply cant grasp food.
>>533183908high quality boiled potato. Kek
>>533183875>cans of mystery meat on bread looking like they are from soviet bunker.Cant you just kill an elk catch a fish or eat real food?
>>533182921stfu nigger, i grew every single thing on this plate
>>533183913Gulasch bro Gulasch
>>533183875> taco shells ok
>>533182921>Boiled meatDas gross mayn
>>533185835Kek Hey you want to be a farmer?Here’s a couple of acres.
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