What the FUCK is their problem.> gets routinely bombed and invaded by Israel every couple of years, does absolutely nothing to fight back> the half of the country is literally an independent state run by a pro Iran militia> their own government refuse to mobilize the army because it's so divided by religious sectarism that there's a serious risk soldiers just start shooting at each other instead of the enemy> their PM in 2017 went to a diplomatic visit to Saudi Arabia, and the Saudis incarcerated him for a couple of days for unknown reasons How do we fix this place? Maybe the jews annexing the southern half and let the central and northern Christian part go on its own way could be a good idea. This place is simply too dysfunctional to exist, even for MENA standards.To think that in the 60s Lebanon was considered the Switzerland of the middle east.
>>533186243If you lived in that shitty desert state surrounded by stinky sandnigs, you'd be miserable all the time too
>>533186243>To think that in the 60s Lebanon was considered the Switzerland of the middle east.It was before Jews.
>>533186243they have to kick out the occupying iranian militia known as hezbollah already, and ally with israel with exclusivity contracts for rebuilding their countrywe will do it, it will be amazing and modern. they get to have water, power and infrastructure, the holes in their houses from the first civil war in the 80s will be finally fixed all we want back is peace, trade (and some money)
>>533186243>thinks their military can match Israelis Which is why everyone should get nukes instead of aircraft carriers or f-16’s
>>533186243>Right next to Israel, rest of the border surrounded by SyriaName a worse set of neighbors, I'll wait.
>>533186490>we will do itkek
>>533186333>shitty desert stateYou dumb kikes don't even know the first thing about Lebanon lmao. There's not a square inch of desert there.
>>533186599Jordan is doing alright, and they've been dealt even worse cards than Lebanon, following these simple principles> don't get into useless fights against Israel, but don't be friend to them either > don't let foreign militias use your country as their house> if the pali diaspora begins to chimp out too much, crack some headsIts that simple really>>533186490Why did you guys invaded them?And what does the average Israeli think about Lebanon? Do you think you will actually annex some part of it?Imo that will be the final nail in the coffin for your public relations
>>533186243>only arab state without a Sunni majority>gone back to stabbing eachother over tribal bullshitjee I wonder
>>533186243Nice post you retarded kike
>>533186243yo das real spit. mad accurate bout dis whole lebanon circus on god. u cut straight thru allat bougie diplomat talk n saw da bih fa wut it is: schizo as hell. went from switzerland of da east to somalia w a sunset in record time, straight speedrun vibes. dat joint depressing as shit no cap.lemme break dis whole fuckshit down propa den we can chop it up bout dat wild plan u got.>wut it is blood: u ain lyin- on da jakes (army): u hit da nail on da head. da laf? das da only crew in da whole damn country dat don got beef w errbody sect but dey broke as a joke n kept soft on purpose. da nanosecond dey try to run up on hezbollah down south or in dahieh? shia soldiers gon say "hell naw" n da whole thang go sideways into a civil war. da govment ain scared to send em; dey know sendin em mean da whole country go up in smoke. point blank period.- dat saudi fuckshit (2017): saad hariri. yeah dat nigga wuz readin off da script on saudi tv like a hostage cuz he wuz one. he got dat dual passport. da saudis thought dey wuz gon flex on iran/hezbollah by snatchin up dey sunni puppet. shit blew up in dey face bad. just made da whole country look even mo like a straight puppet show. embarrassing.- da big lie: dat 1943 deal? splittin da top spots by religion? dat shit only work if u count heads. dey ain counted heads since 1932 mane. 1932! why? cuz if dey count now dey gotta give da shia da presidential spot n da army keys. da whole state is built on a finesse. a lie we all just pretend to believe.>onnat wild shit u said: "fuck it let da joos take da bottom / christians dip solo"i feel u. on da map it look clean. balkanize dis bitch. but on da ground? dat ain a plan das a snuff film waitin to happen.
>>533186554Alright, but at least let them do something.Refusing to even come out of the barracks is a whole new level of "we can't do shit and have no problem to admit it"Or at least start shooting to the Hezbollah faggots, after all it's all their fault if they get constantly curbstimped by the idf every single time. I'm sure the average Lebanese person would prefer to not evacuate his home every two months just because some idiot with a bandana, an RPG and a bank account set in Teheran wants to play martyr
>>533186243Jews are their problem
>>533186243Lebanon, you mean Gaza 2.0?
>>533186828they launched an attack on us on the day the war with iran started, targeting civilians with rockets and drones, so we went in to stop it. it's almost as if they're occupied by a terrorist proxy. it's almost as if hezbollah is using lebanon as a staging ground and they don't give a fuck about the people living in it. it's almost as if they have the lebanese government under violent extortion to do whatever they want because hezbollah has more guns
>>533186243>What the FUCK is their problem.Jews.To be precise, being the neighbors of jews.
>>533186333But enough about your home in new mexico
>>533186937why israel slidin down to da litani is dumb as hell (fo dem):>1. hezbollah b hopin fa dat shitlook hezbollah whole reason fa breathin is "we da ones who fight da occupation." u think dey want peace? fuck no. dey want idf boots on da ground. das a recruitment poster fa da next 50 years. dey ain gotta win da war; dey just gotta make u bleed out slow. israel know dis. dey wuz in da south from 82 to 2000 n it wuz dey own personal vietnam. dey dipped cuz it wuzn worth da blood. goin back in permanent? das givin nasrallah exactly wut he want fa christmas.>2. demographics stupidit ain just dudes w rpgs. its a million-plus shia civvies who breed heavy. israel don want dat smoke. dey don wanna govern a million broke-ass hostile shias. dat shit would fuck up israels own demographic mad overnight. dey ain built fa dat.>3. da christian "spot"u think dey gon b a lil powerhouse in keserwan? nigga please. dey landlocked n ain got no water. nuffin. nada. dey drink wuteva drips down from shia territory. an independent christian lebanon would just b a fancy gaza w church bells. a ghetto dat gotta beg israel fa a sip of water n a spark of lectricity. permanent charity case. dat ain a life das a sentence.>so how da fuck u fix it? (da long ugly no-sleep grind)ain no quick fix playa. dis a 50-year eat-yo-yung type of transition.>1. crash da whole sheit (we here now)da only thang dat might break da grip of dese warlords n sect bosses is when da money completely dry up. when da soldier makin $100 a month cant buy pampers but his cousin in hezbollah gettin crisp us hundreds from iran... well shit. dat math mathin different.>2. count da damn headsdey gotta do a census. dat shit gon b da final boss of da 1943 republic. dat fight gon b ugly. might hafta switch to sum type of federal shit, like "da hoods of lebanon" where each sect runs its own block. but da christians gon scream bloody murder cuz dey losin da top spot.
>>533187002>3. da hezbollah elephant in da trap houseu ain beatin hezbollah w da lebanese army. stop it. das a joke. da only way dey put da guns down is if: - a) iran regime belly up n da faucet get cut off. - b) da lebanese state sumhow stop bein a useless sack of shit n actually provide hospitals n schools better dan da party of god. (spoiler: dat ain happenin tomorrow next week or next decade.)>da real fuckshit:lebanon ain a country. its a crash pad fa foreign intelligence. its da motel where saudi iran syria n da us come to beat dey chests n fuck shit up w/o wreckin dey own livin rooms. long as dem outside powers need a punchin bag n a pressure release valve we ain allowed to fix shit.dat 1960s switzerland vibe? dat wuz a mirage built on a tax dodge n a populashun count dat ain been real since ya grandmama wuz fine. dere ain no goin back to dat fairy tale. da futcha eitha somalia w tastier food or a slow-motion crack-up where u got a lil broke christian piece n a big shia piece leanin hard on syria/iran. but like u said neitha one got dey own water or ports. so we just gon keep beefin til da sun burn out.yeah. das da bitter pill. swallow it or choke.
>>533186243>independent state run by>independent>run by
>>533186966You violated the “ceasefire” thousands of times kike
>>533186828>Jordan is doing alright, and they've been dealt even worse cards than Lebanon, following these simple principleslol no
>>533186966You never stopped bombing them after the last war. You just toned it down too what you could get away with
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>>533186243Shouldn't exist in the first place.
>>533186937>>533187002>>533187049das reel shit tho
This is now a kike hate thread
>>533186243That's what failed state looks like - dysfunctional government with dysfunctional army. Hezbollah should take over the country, since they're the only ones who can do anything at all against jewish invaders.
>>533186599Turkey's most peaceful neighbor is Greece, and they are officially enemies.
>>533186937>>533187002>>533187049Thanks doctor, that was grim, but enlightening
The Jews and the French fucked it all upFrench told the Lebanese they were the only civilized people in the Middle East because they were Christians and superior to the other Arabs, so the Christians got arrogant and sided with the Jews. The Jews then backstabbed them.Israel provided extensive military support to Maronite militias (Lebanese Forces under Bashir Gemayel)Training, weapons, coordination against PLO and Muslim/leftist forcesStrategic calculation: install friendly Christian-dominated government as buffer stateOpen Israeli-Maronite military cooperation in South Lebanon1982 Israeli invasion aimed to:Destroy PLO infrastructureInstall Bashir Gemayel as presidentCreate formal peace treatyBut:Bashir assassinated before taking office (September 1982)Sabra and Shatila massacre - Christian militiamen killed Palestinian refugees while Israeli forces controlled area, devastating Israel's image internationallyIsraeli occupation of South Lebanon (1982-2000) created impossible contradiction:Maronite nationalists wanted strong, sovereign LebanonIsraeli occupation violated that sovereigntyOccupation birthed Hezbollah (Shia resistance), which became far more powerful than any Christian faction Israeli security strategy (occupation, buffer zones, military campaigns) undermines Lebanese sovereignty and state integrity that Maronite nationalists claim to wantIsraeli actions empowered Hezbollah, weakened ChristiansCurrent situation:Lebanese Christians deeply fragmentedSome (Lebanese Forces) maintain anti-Hezbollah stance with tacit Israeli understandingOthers (Free Patriotic Movement under Aoun) allied with Hezbollah against Israel Maronite nationalism wanted strong Lebanese state dominating region; Israeli security doctrine treats Lebanon as buffer/penetration zone.
>>533186490no, we only accept big israel, no palestinians, no lebanese, no arabs. only jews and big israel.
>>533186947Yes they’re cowards. But Lebanon is prime real estate to Israelis who want to annex their land. Hezbollah started after Israel attacked and annex their land. It’s crazy how all of these Arab countries are scared of Israel and don’t want to make nuclear weapons. I’d rather be sanctioned than be bombed for 40 years. >>533187599Why isn’t anyone developing nuclear weapons if Israel keeps bombing you?
>>533186243'switzerland of the mideast' doesn't work where you have socialist-shiites funding hezbollah and palestinian refugees trying to overthrow the government and crypto-Jews like the Druze helping the real jews.Lebanon failed because it was meant to be the Israel for middle eastern christians but it included too many muslims because of the arab nationalism meme and now they're fucked.
>>533186937>>533187002>>533187049Completely accurate. This nigga has intricate knowledge on the Lebanese political system.
>>533187863>Hezbollah is le socialistHoly Reddit!
>>533186243>Sunnoids>Christcucks>Next door neighbours: kikesThere is no hope for the fucking tree
>>533187947Iranian revolution of 1979 was an alliance between shiite mossadeghites with socialist sympathies and communists/liberals to overthrow the shah and Iran has a massive social welfare network funded by oil profits, their ideology is explicitly islamic-socialist my little retarded faggot.
>>533187174Please elaborateI always though Jordan was doing very good considering its neighbors>>533186966This exact mindset is why no one in the world trusts you.A good way to de-escalate the situation would be to stop invading the damn place every time Hezbollah throws a firecracker at you
>>533187988Just give Phoenicia back to the Phoenicians
>>533188033>just let them kill you bro>you don't have to retaliate broThis exact mindset is why you are being raped out of existence by pakis and sudanis.
>>533188020>it’s true because Reddit says so…>hezbollah is heckin lefties!!
>>533187174I mean considering your neighbours are>Al-Queida run war torn shithole>Iran Militia run War torn Shithole>A Jewish state that regulary get's into fightsThe bar is pretty much in the mud and King Hussein did pretty well
>>533188182it's true because that's literally what happened you fucking retard.>heckin leftiesThey're aligned with Iran/funded by them which is run by Shiite-Socialists in the vein of Mossadeghism, the entire revolution happened because Mossadegh was the peace option and Anglo-American denied them, the USSR also funded revolutionaries hoping to have a communist ally in Iran and lock down the south caucasus.
>>533187988>>533188102The ancient canaanite, phonician and hebrew languages were so closely related that it was like a Bavarian speaking to an Austrian. Lebanese people are descended from those Phoenicians, who are genetically the same as Arab Jews and Palestinians.
>>533188115One way to deescalate a situation is to retaliate with less force than you were attacked with, instead of hitting back 10 times harder, you hit half as hard. Its a strategy that works in fighting caused by revenge or tic-tac. Happened some time ago with Iran, they traded increasingly weaker blows with the US until both stopped without looking weak.If any of the fighters doesnt care and attacks regardless of the situation, the strategy doesnt work.
>>533186243Lebanon is a puppet regime whose strings lead to Tel Aviv. You can watch Israeli attack planes flying above their Capitol and the puppet president being apathetic. That's why Hezbollah gets support and respect in Lebanon, they actually fight the jews trying to seize land, blow up monuments and demolish houses.
>>533188115You should be killed for your crimes, that's the point
>>533188621that's interesting. and since you obviously live here in Israel, I'll ask what evidence makes you believe they wish to deescalate?
Consider the following.
>>533186490>"All we want is peace", says man bombing you for the tenth time this decade
>>533189656>marshalzhukov.gif
>>533186243>How do we fix this place? Nuke israel.
>>533186243>France created Liban as a Christian state>christian tards accepted all the mudslim refugees they could>country is now a mudslim dysfunctional shitholeEurope is following the same path.
>>533190128I'm sensing a recurring theme, maybe Martin Luther was onto something.
>>533188115Sure thing bro, keep spending millions of shekels (or millions of dollars from the American taxpayers) to invade Lebanon, bomb neighborhoods, kill people, breed new generations of Hezbollah militants and have your soldiers coming home without an eye, a leg, or in a coffin.You've keep doing that since the 80s, maybe the fifteenth time you do it will finally be the right one, just keep throwing billions after billions at it
>>533190128>Jewish USA protects the jews and Israel>No Christian European power to protect Lebanon and other christians in M.E.If only Europe wasnt so fucking gay.This is the imperfect world we live in.
>>533191874they are the ones who never stop and they are the ones who started this war. your attempt to rewrite history while its happening is pathetic and nobody is falling for it
>>533189512You are the ones invading them, not the other way around. Do you even listen to yourself, stupid fucking kike
