Fresh TACO
so how does him lifting our blockade end iran's blockade? nothing changed, there have been no agreements or talks.
What a fucking pussy. This guy is a complete clown.
>>533214059lol he wants out from the mess he made so badly but it is a welcome change
I love this guy so much. Glad to have voted for him.
>>533214169>>533214209>>533214059It's not him lifting the blockade TDS retards. He's saying that the strait will be open after Iran is permanently defeated.
>>533214296that is even more retarded, beyond retarded. trump needs abilify.
>>533214169Basically its a way to force China to stop supporting Iran both diplomatically and materially.
>>533214059Iran can still close the strait and attack Gulf states if they want to, no? After having their entire military bombed, I don't see how this blockade is going to be the final nail in the coffin for Iran.
Yes China isn't sending weapons in trucks over the silkroad to Iran. Trust Xi plan. Pinky promise
Epstein Files arrests status?
>>533214369We must nuke Iran.
>>533214296Learn to use a toilet, subhuman
>>533214369The goal of this stunt wasnt to directly affect Iran but China.Will it work long term? meh
>>533214059seems like escalation is back on menu
>>533214369They have said they'll close the Bab el Mandab strait, but it's very unlikely because they'll lose support from China.
>>533214296>He's saying that the strait will be open after Iran is permanently defeated.He thought he completely destroyed Iran's military capability in the first 24 hours though?
>>533214416it's worse if you think there is no incriminating stuff against Trump in the unredacted Epstein files
>>533214059>big, fat, huggay
>>533214369This shit all political theater. They can’t beat the US blockade. This isn’t Jimmy Carter era anymore. US hasn’t had any shortages. Are we pissed about being involved in the war Yes, but this war could go on for 3 years and Iran doesn’t have that time.
>>533214059>dodges draft with fabricated doctor diagnose>lives pampered life for decades as a playboy with a rich daddy>"we are the best at fighting!"
>>533214459Not if they let only them through, China only wins from this because everyone would have to pay them to move stuff around
>>533214296When is he going to get to that? He's totally defeated them a few times so why is a naval blockade necessary?He said himself its very easy to open the Strait now.
>>533214059holy cringe, that was hard to read
Iran has no faith the US won't launch another sneak attack in the future. To prevent that it needs to build deterrence, which right now it can only do through causing severe unforgettable economic pain. Iran will wait until shortages and prices are painful so there's a revulsion worldwide to messing with them ever again. We're at least a month away from that happening, so they'll let Trump twist. Drawing our talks serves their interest so long as the strait remains closed, and they have the Huthi card still to play to keep the US in check.Form the Iranian pov the same deal they'd get today will be much better to take in a month because the pain is only now starting.
>>533214059link: https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/116408554531050811finally the big fat orange pussy simmers down
>>533214459China has more reserves than most other countries they can take the pain for a while if it severely weakens Trump.
>>533214059All the other world leaders definitely have a WhatsApp group that Trump isn't a member of.Everyone sharing ideas on how to troll Trump on a global scale.>Go on Kim, launch another missile into the sea of Japan, it'll be mega-lols
>>533214629>>533214059>it's realWtf it reads like a parody
>>533214604Exactly. Iran is still playing a waiting game.Americans have 10000 troops temporarily hosted there, which costs them a few billions per day.And as states' fuel/oil/gas reserves are getting depleted, starting from the end of April and May, things will get really dire for some countries.That's when they're gonna go into panic mode and the real backlash for the USA will start.Basically expect more dollar trade to get dropped, more boycotts, increasing antisemitism
He’s legit lost it.
LmaoJust remember people actually "voted" for this zionist stooge
>>533214059Sounds like good news to me.
>>533214604Fuck Iran.
>>533214296>Just one Iranian defeat more bro... this time it will open the strait bro...I knew jeets were stupid, but come on...
This feels like controlled demolition at this point.Will the US ever recover from this?
>>533214289>I love this guy so much. Glad to have voted for him.
>>533215053There’s nothing to recover.
>>533214059Trump doesn't know what "dual use" means, does he?
Does anyone remember the video of him sitting in a room telling someone what to type for his post as he rambled on? I think tulsi gabbard was sitting there looking really uncomfortable as well Do you think he still has people doing this that are too afraid to speak up to him, or is he just in bed with his Coca Cola doing this?
>>533215053>controlled demolitionThat's not what that phrase means, ESL. But go ahead, keep outing yourself as a sub-80 IQ jackass like most of you polish faggots are
>>533214059Trump solve every problem he creates in like 24 hours what a guy
>>533214059Taco tuesday??
>>533215078I look like that
>>533215078You lost tranny
>>533214059At this point I think he's just posting for market manipulation.
Are we looking at a big beautiful bromance between Xi and Trump?
>>533215195I dearly wish in my heart that this picture had his real body
Wait. So that's it? He already TACO'd out of the strait?
>>533214059>Reality: Xi please pick up the phone!
>>533214604>>533214774That strategy depends on America being detterred enough not to invade. Except Israel is willing to spend American lives and money to destroy iran. The detterence has to be against israel.
>>533214352They'll still do it covertly though. That fuel makes them stronger
>>533214059Cant wait to see the mental gymnastics the Miggers come up with for this one
>>533214604>>533214774They're waiting until the Democrats win the midterms and the US government is paralyzed for two years.Then the Democrats will sweep in 2028 and completely sell the US out to China.
>>533215195>post gay porn to own da libs!
>>533215212That's been happening his entire term.
>>533215328That will be much worse than currently selling the US out to the 10 Million Jews in Israel. We need to trust Trumps plan even harder.
>>533215078Ironically he is better than having that jeet whore who larps as a black woman as president.
>>533214059Why does he talk like this? its so embarrassing
>>533215273Trump won't invade, all momentum has been lost. Congress at this point would actually step in and stop him. It's clear they aren't extending extra funding either.Anything Trump can do will make things worse for him. I think the Iranians have already made it clear what their plan is: for fuel prices to get BAD before they'll think about negotiating seriously. Trump will have to literally give away everything to tempt them into settling soon, which maybe he does it he has any sense but I doubt it.p.s. if you have cash lying around buy oil futures, you'll easily make 50 percent in the next few weeks. Or don't and regret it.p.p.s. You want to know how this is absolutely, without any doubt Iran's strategy: they're sitting on their oil outside of the strait. They haven't sold hardly any despite the recent high prices and they have about 150 million barrels. Why would they be doing that and not taking advantage of the sanctions holiday and high prices. I wonder if they happen to know something...
>>533215491I also excuse the piss poor state of reality for theoretical nightmare scenarios that exist only in my head
>>533215428He's part of that plan.He trolled Canadians about annexation right before our election to make sure the Central Banker won here.He didn't but managed after some election rigging and convincing MPs to change parties, to get a majority.While everyone's attention is on Iran and Cuba Vancouver will be China's new base here. All behind "native" land leases lol.
>>533214352How does it force anyone to do anything?
ahhh sweet - more schizophrenic ramblings
>>533214169iran is not blockading chinese ships china told trump to back off or elseso of course trump turns around and said he gratuitously and generously allowed china to pass through
>>533214059>Xi will give me a big, fat, hugWhat's going on over there Muttland?
>>533214296>the strait will be open after Iran is permanently defeated.But Iran was already defeated about 15 times?
>>533216826obliterated is the correct terminology
>>533214059Rolling for him to give him to give Xi wet sloppy head instead of a hug
>>533214169Are you questioning Trump's contrived "win"? Traitor!
>>533215273israel is willing to spend their loyalists lives but that does not mean they win the domestic war. There is no willpower to engage in a war of aggression for nothing but israel's benefit.
>>533214059Holy shit BIG HUGE TACO
If we do what china wants, they have abreed not to waste money making us do what they wantTy 4 ur attn to ths mtr
>>533215002Don’t hate the player hate the jews
>>533214059This tweet can't be real...
He needs those troops for his real ops. The Vatican.
>>533214169He isn’t he’s referring to the navy opening specific allowed paths, which was already stated as part of the blockade on ships from iranian ports
>>533214059>we'll soon be back to where we startedyeah nice one you fat oaf
>>533214416>What about da filez!?Nothing was done to everyone else implicated in the stuff already released.
>>533214059Why is OP the serv slave so stupid?
Why did he announce a blockadeWhy is he now lifting itDoes anyone even understand what the actual fuck this retard is doing>>533215556kek
>>533214604>Iran has no faith the US won't launch another sneak attack in the future.honestly this is the most unreasonable demand they're making, and they will never get anywhere if this remains a dealbreaker. The American character is based on believing we have the right to lash out violently at any moment based purely on mood
>>533214059We're working very smartly, Xi will hug Trump very bigly
>>533214352>Basically its a way to force China to stop supporting Iran both diplomatically and materially.Yes, because this White House has proven to be totally reliable and trustworthy. Our allies and enemies alike know that America can be expected to keep its word, and they will negotiate accordingly.
>>533214059He never stops talking. I wish he would just shut the fuck up.
>>533214059So now, you ready to close your short in profit, the one I told you to open when he said he was closing it. Because this is just market manipulation with military members life on the line, and has no end war strategy.Remove Trump now.
>>533214059>we are working together smartly This my new favourite trump line
>>533214059at least he's entertaining compared to other presidents
>>533219033yeah miss the days when politics were boring and the oval office wasn't occupied by a clownsay what you will about every other former president, but at least they acted with some semblance of dignity and decorum
>>533214296>posts you can smell
>>533214059Then why are gas prices still rising?Fuck Trump. At this point I’m just like why did Crooks have to miss
>>533214059Would Xi really promise not to send weapons or is he just schizoposting again?
>>533218615This. Trump is a jew cock wangler at heart. It has nothing to do with le blackmail or any of that sort leftists get wet dreams about.
>>533214467If you still don't understand that Trump speaks in hyperbole you should probably get off the internet and pick up a box of crayons.
>>533214059I voted for this
>>533214678They have 3 months worth of oil
>>533216826Just 2 more absolute destructions of Iran and it will all be over
>>533214059It's almost like Trump wakes every morning and sets out to deliberately humiliate his retarded supporters.
>>533214352>>533215279Can't even blame them, the Epstein Empire has normalized perfidy in international relations. Lying about sending arms is quite a few notches down from killing leaders under the cover of negotiations.
>>533220289I couldn't imagine waking up every morning and regurgitating Sharia Blue talking points from chief comrade David Brock, but here we are.
>>533214169He's not lifting the blockade. 10 years of this asshole and you retards still can't speak the language.Blockade enacted = Pressure on Iran = Trump is opening the strait
>>533214629>tfw ur president is a lolcowit's been like this since 2016 but it keeps getting worse
>>533220198So three months more than anyone else.
>>533214169>We're going to lift our blockade and if you don't lift at the same time your country is going to become the biggest parking lot anyone's ever seen. It'll make a tremendous parking lot for thousands of miles. They'll probably give me a medal.
>>533214450>Will it work long term?trump has a few months until the midterms LOL
>>533214059Is this real chat?
Trump has always been retarded and evil but the last few months you can tell he is clearly dealing with Alzheimers. He has no clue what he is talking about, no energy, keeps rambling about pens and curtains, forgets who he is even talking to. Get this guy outta here already.
>>533214059Jesus fucking christ I thought this was fake, and when I go to check there are 100 times worse posts. His last post is telling people we need FISA, that was totally used against him, but hes willing to make that sacrafice because the military needs it. I hate this orange nigger so fucking much, every migger needs to be hanged for treason.
>>533219459Xi can pinky swear not to send weapons but then send them anywayAt this point all non Western countries realize that Trump is demented so that's how you deal with him
>>533214059love trump, all else are trannies
>>533215548>They haven't sold hardly anyUm, they are under a blockade
>>533214059>Xi will give me a big, fat, hugNo way this is-->it's real
>Imagine being MAGA and you have to make this make sense in your head
>>533219960If you still don't understand that Trump is a narcissistic sociopath who has only ever cared about himself and his money, you should probably get off the internet and fucking kill yourself, chud faggot nigger bitch.
>>533214059This dude fumbled so badly it's kind of impressive
>>533221584you lost sister
>>533221511A cover war so Israel could bomb the shit out of Lebanon.Not exactly a difficult concept.
>>533214416DOJ now allows any congressman to have access to unredacted Epstein files and said that as long as any congressman can provide a claim, they will start an investigation.6 millions of files btw. kek
>>533221531>t. Tranny lefty
He doesn't even know whether he wants the strait opened or closed
>>533214296Then he’s a deranged, delusional, and looped out loser- and like it or not, Iran is winning! Starting WWIII because you choose regime change on a country that doesn’t want any your meddling in their business and because you hate them for not groveling to your whims. This “I have a bigger one than you” bragging and personal angst against a country who has pursued him nuclear power is stupid. Vance, the Anti-Pope pretender is ‘the biggest loser’!!
>>533214059https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jsDgTbYT8I
>>533214059Why are they even letting this schizo grandpa anywhere near the phone?
>>533215292I remeber this one, now post the follow up when grok admit it made a wrong statement
>>533221740What does tiny orange cock taste like?
>>533221200It's kinda funny, I fail to see how this benefits israel in anyway besides keeping Bibi out of jail. They're constantly getting pelted with Iranian missile waves everyday, depleting their already dangerously low stockpiles of interceptors, and we can't do a damn thing about the SOH. The GCC is a lost cause and the economic ramifications haven't even properly begun. Iran still has their nuclear material, their missile and drone launch and manufacturing capabilities, and they can keep the SOH closed with ease, much to our dear leader's consternation. This war has only really strengthened Iran's position in the world, as they proved that they have an economic nuke and are WILLING to use it. The ONLY thing that can perhaps actually enact a regime change in Iran is a million man army sent to the shores of Iran, and we all know how that'd go in an age of drone warfare. LMFAO we're so cooked on all levels: militarily, economically, and diplomatically. We threw it all away for the jews and our posterity will wonder how the fuck this could have ever happened before israel was bombed to smithereens by us for their insolence.
Always assume the opposite of what Trump says
>>533214352It's not forcing China to do anything because he didn't have the balls to attack a single Chinese ship that was passing the strait during his fake and gay "blockade". He was threatened and now he's pretending it was his decision to cuck out.
>>533221842>I fail to see how this benefits israel in anyway besides keeping Bibi out of jailthey thought they could win but they badly miscalculated. that or after they lost last year's war they figured this was their last, best chance to win, so they got their retarded orange nigger to do it
>>533214059>i am permanently opening the strait of hormuzwait wasn't he blocking it yesterday? what kind of 5d temporal backgammon is this?
>>533221365end stage miggerism
anything aside friendly with china; i'm seething hard fr no cap sigma delta beta cuck vape pen rizz for sizzle dolphin gooning
>>533221374Iran has had loads of oil sitting in tankers far beyond the strait in Asia looking for buyers but sanctions have made sales at a good price hard. Trump lifted those sanctions like a month ago but they haven't sold much of the oil despite the opportunity and relatively high price.
>>533215331Rule #1 All fascists are closeted homosexuals and child predators
>>533214059I thought he was blockading the straight of hormuz? Wtf
It reads like it was written by a kid.
>taco'ing out of the primary buyer of the iranian oil you're blockadingmight as well be open to all EXCEPT the usa
>>533214369The goal is to starve Iran of oil revenue
>set up blockade>brag that the chinese ships you were supposed to be blocking are passing with ease
>>533219258lol
>>533223126And whose economy do you think is more tolerant of pain? Yours or theirs?Who has midterms this year, them or you?
>>533214296Subhuman shit covered wog
>>533214059peak superpower move
>>533221842>>533222063Ironically it reminds me a lot of the Oct 7th attack. A lot of people said that was stupid because>How did Hamas expect this to go? Gaza is getting leveled in retaliation, it's ogre.But they understood that they could die on their feet or live on their knees, and made the choice. And they may have been the smarter strategists. Israel ended up in a position where it felt it had a limited window to take Iran off the board, due in large part to the Gaza genocide driving public opinion of Israel into the gutter and turning its golem against them. They still have the golem but it's clearly not for forever. That's why they had to strike now, since a Middle East with a strong Iran and a weaker and weaker America is not one that Israel can live in.And it didn't work. Turns out the window was already closed, they just didn't know it yet. Iran won't come off the board. America will. And in time, Israel too.
>>533221823Trump doesnt let anyone over 12 suck his cock so he wouldn't know.
The ceasefire expires on Wednesday, April 22 - one more week. The American attempted blockade is expected to end prior to that as the American ships retreat beyond the range of Iranian missiles and drones.
>>533214296That's physically impossible, even if he nukes the major cities, simply because they're underground with their launchers and mines
Do you ever think about how if Trump had lost in 2016 everything would be fine now? Not great, we'd still have had covid and the war in Ukraine, but Hillary would most likely have had two terms of boring, nuts-and-bolts governance. It wouldn't have fixed the underlying structural problems with the economy, but there would have been some mild improvements and her milquetoast liberal clique wouldn't have done any of the insane shit the far left wing of her party wanted. The Republican party would either have imploded, with the Trump wing splitting off from the trad cons, or it would have got its shit together and found a populist candidate who wasn't also an obnoxious moron. 2024 is either a decent right-wing candidate or another middle-of-the-road liberal. Either way, things would be better than this. Right now we have Trump fucking everything up, then come the next election the pendulum is going to swing so hard back the other way the far left will have four uncontested years to fuck everything up even more.It just feels like we came so close to everything more or less working out. Trump *lost* the popular vote in 2016 for fucks sake, his margin for victory in the key swing states was less than 1%. If just a few more people had gotten off their asses and voted this could all have been avoided.Don't even get me started on the people who voted for Trump in 2024, after seeing what his first term was like. Why did you do this to us? Just... why?>>533223126>>533223380Don't forget the fact that the new Iranian leader just had his entire family killed in the US air strikes. I really don't think he cares much about what's good for Iran at this point. He knows that all he had to do is keep turning the screw until November and it'll be a political bloodbath in the US, and I can't see any reason why he wouldn't.
>>533214296>the strait will be open after Iran is permanently defeated.JUST 2 MORE WEEKS
>>533214059I can't comment
>>533223126>>533223380We're also being a bit amnesiac about that too right? Iran's been under sanctions since like forever, so they haven't been really relying too hard on oil revenue before, at our insistence. But now that we really need that to be true to win suddenly they really need it.
>>533214059How in the fuck is that a real tweet???
>>533219960>hyperboleYou mean lying
>>533214059lol, doing it for china. lol. this delusional faggot needs to be 25th! has Blumph already put a baby in that UFC model spik?
>>533215273>>533215548Yup, the longer this goes on for the less likely a ground invasion comes to fruition. If Trump wasn't gonna do it a week or two in, it's just not going to happen now that we're about a months and a half in. All the excitement is gone and the frustration (and our ridicule!) will only get worse.>>533224054>Gaza genocide driving public opinion of Israel into the gutter and turning its golem against them. They still have the golem but it's clearly not for forever.Sinwar will be seen as an great historical figure in the decades and centuries to come because of his calculations. He knew what would happen after Oct 7th, yet still, he bet the blood of his people for the truth to finally be revealed to the global masses, especially to the people here in America. >And it didn't work. Turns out the window was already closed, they just didn't know it yet. Iran won't come off the board. America will. And in time, Israel too.Indeed. America will unfortunately suffer due to the incompetence and evil of prior administrations, but it will be necessary to purge the rot out of our system and we will survive to be a better nation and people. Israel is finished though, just in time for their 80 year curse to kick in. Could've all been avoided if they were nicer people btw
>>533221273Why idiot? Why do you want to get rid of Trump? You Eurocattle can't live without daddy America telling you what to do and what to think? Because i'm having a great time with Trump making me laugh every day. I wish he was relected
>>533221511You retard, hug obviously means>H-HUGE>U-UNDERGROUND>G-GUNSIt's a brilliant strategy from daddy Dump, and dare I say worthy of a lil reddit gold? ;)
want those rare minerals, orange boy?
>>533214059>Sharing power with ChinaThis is great. Now we don't have to pretend spies are chinks. They're part of the nation.
Truth is Drumpf didn't think the strait would be closed.
>>533214296POO IN THE LOO JEET
You now remember how miggers claimed this blockade would last, and China can't do anything. They got Trump to back off with few stern words.
>>533214059if you read this in a down's syndrome voice it sounds less retarded
>>533215212who the fuck is still falling for this manipulation tactic? by now normie retards that keep feeding wallstreet faggots should realize what's going on and either follow same trades or not play at all. for monday Bull, Wednesday sell off and trade Bear, friday sell off and trade for Bull on monday
>>533214059Useless auto correct.He wanted to write big fat cock.Time to buckbreak trumplet
>>533214059Taco, Taco!
>>533225239If you read your post in a down syndrome voice it also sounds retarded.
>>533225111Iran is letting brics ship through the strait, so donald dompf is also going to block the blocked strait
>>533214059>>533214629HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>533214059The Kushner / Levin administration has been a disaster.
>>533214059THIS
>>533215548Congress can't stop him you fucking retard the War Powers act will never pass requiring 2/3 majority in both houses. The next inflection point is some kind of ground invasion or mass bombing of infrastructure.
>>533225767>so donald dompf is also going to block the blocked straitHe said he'd do that, he hasn't done it though because Chinese and Iranian ships have gone through this so called 'blockade'.
>>533215795>Where is your source liar
>>533214059So is he opening or closing it?
>>533223126>>533214535>Iran doesn’t have that time.Iran is self sufficient in fuel. Iran is self sufficient in wheat and rice, which are the main staple foods. Iran exported very little oil in the 2019-2022 timespan. Iran can still export some oil by rail. So it seems likely Iran could endure many years of blockade, especially since Iran now has a Pearl Harbor event with which to motivate the population to endure hardship.
>>533227343Yes, but no. Whichever allows him to manipulate the markets, as has been his MO since the start of his second term.
>>533214059Why does this read like Chris Chan
>>533214059What is TACO?
>>533214296Baker of ptg has spoken
>>533221365You will have to go back fat coward
>>533221000Seamonkey checked!
>>533214296International geopolitics expert>shits the streetpiss off jamboy
>>533227641TrumpAlwaysCucks (Chickens)Out
>>533221000checked & rare flag
>>533219459America promised to help Ukraine for as long as it takes, America promised to relax sanctions on Iran in exchange for no nukes and then unilaterally withdrew from agreement even despite observers saying that Iran is fulfilling its duties. Promises exist for suckers, as America clearly demonstrated
what is going to be happening 2 weeks from now?best and worst case scenario
>>533214059It's okay to call for peace without looking like a dog with its tail between its legs.. lmao
>the thing I inexplicably and completely avoidably caused will never happen againis this an apology..?what the absolute holy FUCK is this narrative coming out of the trump administration?its an absolute fucking incoherent mess
>>533214169it doesn't, he's just claiming victory again based on nothing like he always doesshit is gonna hit the fan with costs everywhere in the next week or so but it won't matter, he will continue to lie and say everything's fine because he's literally incapable of admitting fault
>>533214604>>533214774I'll be honest here.We've heard all this during the plandemic and then again when ukraine/russia started on both times fuck all happened.So why would it be different this time?
>>533215078keep seething, leaf fagbest chancellor my country has ever had!
>>533219007kek
>>533228130Hopefully a nuclear holocaust
anyone still supporting this man who is not trolling for lolz is genuinely, severely, mentally incapacitated. you cannot look at his recent behaviour and rationalise or justify it. you cannot, in good faith, claim that this man representing you is a good thing. in the best possible circumstance, he will go down in history as an honourary jew. the black son of an actual african from an impoverished kenyan shithole was more presidential, graceful and civilised than this silver-spoonfed cretinous clown who wastes a good two hours of every day applying orange makeup and scoffing mcdonalds, and another seven tweeting about how amazing he considers himself to be. bush read books upside down and still managed to be more intelligent. clinton received a blowjob in the oval office and still comes across as less of a rapist. this creature, this golem, must be stopped. for the sake of civilisation in america.
>>533214289I will 100% vote for him againCan't wait to watch him win for the 4th time in a row... never been done in the US of A
>>533214296Toilet
>>533229792LMAFO. Obongo is a traitor and faggot rat. Rest of your favorite buttbuddies is still a fucking joke. Your inbred chin need a good punch.
>>533214059He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas!
>>533219007This. But unironicly
>>533229792Mr. Rothschild, this is quite unhinged. Nappy time?
>>533229792based and reasonable take? on my racist beekeeping forum???
>>533219960>>533222644repeat bot is worst bot.
>>533219960>>533222644I'm seeing double! Four shills!
>>533219960>>533222644I'm seeing double! Four retards!
>>533214604This is what's happening, they have to make it memorable.
