I no give Mr. Epstein dirty sanchez or Rusty trombones. All tearibly roomers. Husband work hard velly good man. Be good no hurtful.
>>533220834>tfw your husband leaves you for Xi
>>533220834Built for BBC
>>533220834This bitch has been in the country for 30 years, how has she not gotten at least slightly proficient in english? She sounds like a complete retard. And it's not just "having an accent", she struggles more than a call center pajeet at reading off a script, pronouncing words, and completing thoughts
>>533221739I don’t think trump got with her for her smarts or conversation skills
>>533220834Look, without Derek Zoolander male modelling wouldn't be what it is today.
>>533220834She can charge extra for anal in four languages
>>533220834Trump said it's le fake news tho??Now she's saying it's... LE REAL?WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?
>>533220834What is a rusty trombone?
>>533221739Did you expect a prostitute to learn the language?
>>533222396When you have a hooker lick your asshole and she jerks you off from behind at the same time. Hence she is playing the rusty trombone
>>533221543Based
>>533221739She went to the Trump University, she had no chance.
>>533223138No you're thinking of salad tossing and that's just great
>>533223138does it have to be a hooker?
>>533220834Does she scramble l and r like a chink? No way.
>>533223967No it can be a ladyboy no worries
>>533220834Why do you think melania speaks like a chink? Stupid Mexican
>>533224838Cry more beetch neegar
>>533220834She didn't say no blumpkin, though.
i heard you like epstein
>>533220834Literally a whoor
>>533220834She never denied participating in an “upper decker, double blumpkin, AC Slater”.
>>533220834She sexed Jeffry.
Jeff is a cool guy. Just a really cool chill guy. He's just what /pol/lacks wish they could be but fail.
>>533220834It doesnt matter what she looks like if she is giving you a rusty trombone. I mean it would be great if its Melania but any whore that is willing yo lick my ass where can I bend over?
>>533220834>The first lady is literally as proficient at english as any illegal alien Ironic
wow you ate my post it literally went to devnull
>>533230154HES GOT A LIST AND HES CHECKING IT TWICE
>>533220834Obama is from Kenya o algo but this broad is a 110% grain-fed American somehow
>>533221739When Trump took her home, Slovenia average IQ went up
>>533221739It's the same with our current Queen, it's horrendous.
>>533221739low iq people are unable to learn languageslook at niggers, x generations later and they still speak like reards
hespeck honald housey
>>533220834Who's been spreading nasty rumors, Melania? The vampires?
>>533220834Reddit tier cringe.
For a whore she's pretty quiet and only appeared on the spotlight when dumbass Trump requested a documentary to be made for her, or when she pre-emptively defended herself from Jeff stuff, which i think was also a Trump order.Poor lass, doesn't help Cuck Don also gave important deals to all her past lovers, like making his agent husbando Zampoli a special envoy for the US, giving gov deals for propaganda to Brett Ratner and the whole Epstein list thing, whatever happened there
>>533230646its true, I have tried several times to learn Japanese
>>533220834>She's doing this to get ahead of something!It's been almost a week, is it not coming?
>>533221739this, in all seriousness it's embarassing how poorly she speaks and how thick that accent still is
>>533220834test
>>533230636Danish is not a serious language, ask any other Scandi.Mary is doing quite well
>>533220834Its funny the Left wants to deport her. Seriously. Like I thought you queers were all for immigrants....weird.
FIX IT
>>533221739The last "president" you had couldn't form a coherent sentence in public for his entire term.
