>>533285962stand on the other side of the door and yell:> who the fuck is tapping on my door, knock like you've got a pair!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1R7MAB5azM
>>533285962>sorry mr draft officer but i'm 36 with a limp, horrible eyesight, and ICE already 4F'd me when i tried to join in 2024>ok, thank you sir
turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>533285962dap him up
>>533285962draft officers don't exist and that's not how the draft works here.
>>533285962Invite him inside to smoke some grass and listen to Electric Wizard
>>533285962Submit since draft officers are armed, big, and strong
>>533285962Tell them that I served 8 years as a sapper and am too old now, but I would gladly train zoomers on how to blow shit up.
>>533285962Call them a cringe retard and lock door.
>>533285962GOOSH GOOSH
Hit it with a minecraft shovel
Chase them off with a baseball bat
Kiss him
>>533285962Suck his dick
>>533285962
>>533285962turn 360 from the door and walk away you fucking retard
the fuck kind of slop are those nametags? Is that hebrew?
*gnashing teeth*COME 'ERE!!FUCK YOU GOIN BOY?!
>>533286120>draft officers don't exist and that's not how the draft works here.how about drag officers
>>533285962>What will /pol/ do when a draft officer knocks on your door?this never happens/happened in the US.
>>533289524Fr fr.Even back during Nam the draft cucks actually went to their local military depot when their number was called.
>>533285962Vid related from 0:50 onwardshttps://youtu.be/1LlazPgxKrA?si=0j0wj-EyYkllqi3R&t=50
>>533285962What door?I'm homeless.
>>533285962Go away. Baitin.
>>533285962Shave my stashe into a toothbrush shape, go out and throw roman salutes to assert dominance.
>>533286345>"eglin">army>texas recruiter>obvious sponsorship with instagram fagfluencerYoure more embarassing than the kid in the video.
You rejected me for medical reasons in 2004 and now you want me 22 years later after getting worse with no healthcare? Sign me up and give me a gun and see what happens.
>>533285962Point her to the zoomers next door, after I bang her then your lonely mom ya losers.
>>533285962I've been digging a tunnel under my house since I was 10 years old. I've been shoring it up as I go. The tunnel is about, oh I would say 2 miles long, it has several large rooms. I made it so I can close off the entrance and it doesn't even look like it's there. If they come they won't find me they won't find me ever. They can look and look and look they will never find me in that tunnel
I tried to go into OCS after I graduated from college 20 years ago and I was rejected. Now you can fuck right off.
Where is your soooooooon
>>533288371Not many of them have the ASVAB scores for it
>>533291812They can easily find you with laser penetrating radars and satellites. You can't escape assrat, they will lick you out.
>>533286120>don't existYet.ICE can always be repurposed, since at 6000 illegals per week it would take centuries to remove the 60 million we have.
>>533292016Lasers don't penetrate the ground retard. I guarantee they would never find me. I have studied and reinforced the tunnels in ways that make them invisible
>>533292016Military police would be the ones sent door to door and they dont have access to the kind of surveillance equipment the real feds have. Their full kit includes a rifle, a pistol that they never use, handcuffs, sometimes body armor but mostly light kevlar, and other bullshit.A draft will not happen but fantasizing that it does:The easiest thing to do if you dont want to be eligible is smoke marijuana, be crippled, be in legal trouble, be overwhelmingly in debt on paper, have a lasting injury, be on disability, or a million other ways.Its really that easy.
>>533287980This but then I kiss him and spit the cum into his mouth.
At what point do recruits get access to loaded weapons?
>>533292299After the hazing, forced anal rape, lashings, 72 hours of music torture and 24 hour chinese water torture.Trust me, you dont want to be a zogbot.
>>533286066You fucking MORON. YOU FUCKING IMBICILE YOU FUCKING CRETIN. A 360 DEGREE TURN would put you EXACTLY the same direction as you were!!! YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED
>>533285962Be surprised that they actualy managed to reach me.I live in the midle of nowhere.If they have to come to my place to draft me the war is already lost lol.I would offer them some coffe and biscuits.
>>533286066Then you would be walking right into him dumbass
>>533292453So, the war starts for me when my number is called. Anyone who approaches after is an enemy.
>>533288311>Is that hebrew?its USraeli >United States of Israel
>>533285962Ask them if they are wearing level four plates
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>>533292458>>533292648fucking newfags
>>533285962Depending on what mood I'm in just ignore him or burst through the door in a goliath nigger retard rage foaming at the mouth and rape him to death.
>>533285962I will be honored to serve my country defending Israel. The people are the blood of the country I will happily sacrifice my life for our great nation. And I will vote for Trump a 3rd time by mail if I can.
>>533292458>>533292648
>>533285962>lives in locked basement apartment of an old landlord house who doesnt show up everDrafters wont even know I live here for one, and for two they would have to get through two locked doors to get to me and by then Ill have a nice suprise waiting for them. Ill be safe from
>>533292032Oh shut the fuck up you fucking kike. Literally no one actually involved in the decision has even the slightest interest in reinstituting the draft. We are way, way, way the fuck beyond giving people two weeks of basic, handing them a rifle, and sending them to the front. We don't even have a fucking use for cannon fodder in the modern American military. Plus in no fucking universe would fucking Iran warrant needing millions of fucking troops. We will bomb them into submission like we did the last two places, then probably be stuck playing garrison during an active insurgency for a couple of decades before we just kind of accept there is really no point and leave.Trump has demonstrated no matter how unpopular it may be with the limp dick bisexual communists that make up the rest of the western ruling class we will turn Iran into a sheet of fucking glass if it comes to it. That will lead to a lot of things, but picking up random fuckups off the street and handing them loaded weapons isn't one of them.>>533292458You should lurk for at least three years before posting newfag.
>>533292458>reddit spacing>tumblr reaction image>spams all caps>joke went 360 over his headTime to go back or lurk for a solid 3 years.
>>533293134>You should lurk for at least three years before posting newfagYou fucking idiot, I've been here since '07. Everyone knows that is a common countertroll. I am raking in the luls as we speak.
>>533285962Leave the door shut and locked and mock him with my daughter through my doorbell camera until he leaves in defeat.
>>533285962>what if op isn't gayNo need to ask rhetorical questions here.
>533293259>I-I-Im just pretending to be a quirky newfag! For the lulz and vibesAint fooling anyone. Lurk or leave.
>>533285962Heh, you'll seeYou will ALL see!!HAHAHAHAHAHA>inb4 nothing & just go to war
@533293329You can't even respond to posts the right way moron. You are officially 5 years on here.
>>533285962If they want to send me to zog campaigns against my race's interests unironically pic rel
>>533285962Explain to him that I have autism and that the women back home need me because there are already too many normalfag cattle in the gene pool.
>>533285962I've been institutionalized and physically disabled in both my legs, checkmate statists.
>>533292458>>533292648Gottem with the double bait.
>>533292458Fucking newfag.
>>533292648Fucking newfag.
>>533292458Also>Newfags can't into counterpasta.
>>533293259You're a fucking idiot. Newfag.
>>>/wsg/6129375
>>533286120Not in America, but the Russians that are trying to demoralize us do have draft officers that will show up and arrest anyone attempting to dodge it. Think I'm joking? Wait for someone to respond to me talking about Ukrainian draft officers chucking Ukrainians into vans, as if that invalidates anything I am saying. Russia has mandatory conscription but they like to pretend otherwise on here to make the country seem more civilized.
>>533285962>you WILL enlist>you WILL be all you can be>you WILL die for ISRAEL, chud!
>>533285962>>533286060>>533286064>>533286066>>533286105NEW THREAD>>533294489>NEW THREAD>>533294489NEW THREAD>>533294489
>>533293259I've been here since 1907 nigger get on my level.And no it's not you fucking idiot, and shove the spongebob pseudo channer shit up your loose gaping faggot asshole and die motherfucker. Back to your fucking JIDF discord, I hope they fucking demote you and send you to patrol Gaza in a fucking diaper.
Damn, old Copperfield looks rougher than usual, a lot shorter and fatter. Maybe he was hunting the black court vampires like in those fantasy make-believe novels
>>533294698Maybe Laura is sucking his soul out through his cock.
>>533294764Spacers love white wine you know
>>533286066Zoomers cant even.This is too esoteric in year of the lord 2026
