https://archive.md/gNRTv>Australia pledges up to $7bn for counter-drone defenceshttps://archive.md/elWjI>Senior NSW bureaucrat accused of downloading 5600 confidential government fileshttps://archive.md/EZMYZ>Allan urges interest rate pause while dipping into future surplus
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>>533565164bump for real thread
i just want a thread where the neets and wagies can exist in TKD harmony
>>533565164>Allan urges interest rate pause while dipping into future surplusbankrupt Victoria can go and fuck themselves.
Better than that other shit glowie thread
>>533565164what was on the cards today anon?
The girlfriend
>>533565657Just another day of being a slave. How about you?
The only rope at the local hardware store that is suitable to hang myself with is out of my price range.
i'm going to have paid well over 50k of income tax this financial year. that doesn't include all the other taxes we're hit with. >The government taxed each Australian a new high of $30,633 on average in 2024-25, helping to pay for record spending on aged care and disability benefits.>It revealed that federal and state governments raked in a record $839 billion in tax revenue last financial year due to higher collection from personal income tax and GST.840 billion just to be raped more and more by the government.>Tuesday’s data showed the largest growth in government expenses in 2024-25 was for employee expenses (up $22.1 billion dollars) and social benefits to households (up $20.6 billion), which included growth in disability benefits.god i hate public workers. >>533566043just another day getting raped by the government. working hard and paying for retards and immigrants to live comfy lives.
How do us DSP chads survive while these faggots are getting gaped?
>>533566110Use a bed sheet.
>>533566393Kek. Fuckin shoeless Joe Jackson over here. They are doing something retarded like gambling or purchasing reddit gamer dolls that they neglected to mention.
>>533566110You could do a carbon monoxide poisoning but you are probably so fucking dumb you would even fuck that up. Just jump off a cliff.
>>533566393>netflixif you want to watch the talmudvision shows, just use gomovies.
>>533566110>>533566610Partial hanging is the best method, you can keep adjusting the noose until you hit the sweet spot so you pass out in like 3 seconds instead of slowly choking to death.
fed up
>>533566726>SAAR, just watch your tv shows on my sever, SAAR!
>>533566819Anyone that wants to actually kill themselves doesn't talk about it. They think it's easy and they can just do it when they want but then they try it and they realise they are stuck here forever with the rest of us.
>>533566819Partial hanging? Like autoerotic asphyxiation?
>>533567138I was crying in Mitre 10 earlier. I could have dinner or the rope, not both. Here we are...
>>533567138you don't even need a rope. if he was serious and not shitposting he could even manage it with a towel on a doorknob.
>>533567138>stuck here forevernooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo>>533567163You tie a noose around your neck and then squat/kneel down. It's takes 3kg of pressure to cut off blood supply to the brain.
>>533566130Any luck finding the future mother of your children?
>>533567199What did you get for dinner? For me it's inghams spicey buffalo wings. I'm entering the end of my elvismaxxing phase, they were in the freezer for 2 weeks.
>>533567239no. they're all disgusting in my town. one whore i saw before had 4 kids under 4 as a 25 year old single mother. going back into the city this weekend to find more poor women to get with. having kids with a poor bogan sounds like a good middle ground.
>>533567199What's the matter?
>>533567302I had a poke bowl thing. Did you ever make the Elvis sandwich?
>>533567319There's a reason women's rights were restricted for thousands of years.
>>533567378No pussy + unemployment + turning 40...
>>5335676545 foot 2?
new dashcoom boomershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAw3JqSPUNM
Told you the restrictions were temporary, it only lasted about 3 months, in fact Australia’s exporters were not impacted at all because the quote in the earlier restrictions will only be met by the June, now it’s not even May yet and the restrictions were already gone:>China granted new licences for beef exporters in Australia:https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-21/china-grants-new-beef-export-access-to-australian-companies/106587052
>>533567232>You tie a noose around your neck and then squat/kneel down. It's takes 3kg of pressure to cut off blood supply to the brainits amazing how little it takes these days. used to take a 4 foot drop. they just dont make them like they used to
>>5335677656 foot strong fat traumatised by a BPD demon.
>>533568007just become a bpd demon?
Bout to lose my job in a month. What do for a 30 year old with no skills?
>>533566110>>533567163>>533567199>>533567522>>533567654>>533568007You need a purpose not a whore.Women are the only ones useless enough to go crazy if they don't shit out offspring, men just need to build or create something and it does not need to be a family.
>>533567319I applaud your persistency.>>533567654That's not worth killing yourself over. A hole doesnt matter. Do you even want a job? There's nothing bad about turning 40.
>>533567522No but that sounds like a delicious way to end it.
>>533568200Sign up with a job agency.
Dinner on the way, lads
>>533568487Eat her arsehole.
>>533568487what suburb? she looks like she could have nice White babies. i want to find her on dating apps. i'll pay her what uber eats pays her to live with me>>533568267it's something to do i guess. maybe i should just develop a gambling addiction, it might be more rewarding.
>>533568549Bokarina on the Sunshine Coast
>>533568200Onlyfans
>>533568603thanks anon. i will report if i can find her.
>>533568252>>533568267I only want a job if it isn't entirely demeaning and only barely covers rent/food etc.Purpose would be nice. I used to want to make films; play music and made a few records; used to do stand up... all of these hobbies and interests have just faded into nothing.
>>533568721They have not faded they've just been replaced with doom slop. You can create again you just need to stop consuming.
>>533568487>that 5headDamn why she delivering food? Should be using that high IQ for some higher-paying job.
>>533568840Thank you anon I haven't slept for 38 hours so I'm going to do that now and tomorrow try to get the brain grapes back on track.
> abo kids screaming racist shit at jeets God speed, boongs
>>533565164Thread splitting shitcunt you are >Any other aus/pol/s created are considered funny shitposts, but not an actual thread.
>>533568549>>533568721You should both put your time into things you enjoy.
>>533569121I never said they were funny.
>>533569665i enjoy laughing at vaxxies dying and arguing with people. how do i enjoy these more, wise one?
>>533569810Sometimes I link vaccine shitposting threads from /tv/. They're great for exactly that. Until a vaccinated janny shows up.But I meant instead of throwing your money away on gambling. You seem resourceful and driven enough to put some of your excess money into some kind of hobby or interest while your search for an appropriate woman continues.
>>533569810>vaxxies dying and arguing>how do i enjoy these moreaged care is for you
>>533570062>Sometimes I link vaccine shitposting threads from /tv/.yes i remember, i used to post the ABS stats for you pretty often, and other study links.>put some of your excess money into some kind of hobby or interesti don't know anon, probably because i'm mentally ill. i could do many things like go sober, work out at the best gyms with a PT and i'd be better of financially than i am now. i could move overseas. i could buy a house i like more. i could do so many things, but i really just cannot be fucking bothered. that's really all it boils down to. at least you will get some fun stories from time to time posted here.
was it journalistanon that got arrested for trespassing on the dezi crime scene?
>>533570286However bad you feel take heart in the fact that youre better and doing better than me. Now I must sleep.
>>533565164I hate Brisbane. I hate it so much. Goddamn hicktown. All people care about here is "the footy" and getting smashed on shitty beer and then yelling at the top of their lungs while destroying public infrastructure. Fucking animals.
>>533571242What are you doin' in muh land?
>>533571592Jeetdroid strikes again.
>>533569501I’m as straight as they come but ywn get close to what I found. Enjoy your mannish trannoids, gaylords.
>>533571592>>533571725I was--unfortunately--born here. I love magpies. Did you know that each of their calls is unique and added to for their entire lives and that they hold funerals? Cheerios are a good thing to feed them. The cereal not the franks.
>>533571761Post bucci then
>>533568283Had one at Graceland in the museum bistro because Tribute, but it's a bit shit when they fry the seppo-bread in the bacon fat instead of toasting.
>>533573164Well go on, most f1nn5ter ludes.
>>533572826Yeahnah, goyslop meaf and mince are shit for Maggys as they need the calcium and chitin from eating bugs.>littleboys&bred&tomatasause is my cumfy feed once in a while but not for MaggysI feed my maggys offcuts off steak and now theyre confident enough to follow along as I dig the veggies and throw them bugz and grubz as we go.
>>533573164I’m not a sodomite. Never seen my bussyboy’s anoos
>>533568487Take a pic of the the Streetshitter bloke as he delivers your shit-smeared goyslop.>getting PooberEats catfished
>>533573677Bucci is just like pussy but stronger and tighter, more grip, shits cash
>>533573164Quick rd?Am I getting it right that this was actually a real case of the gamer -> gooner -> ironic crossdresser -> crossdressing pornwhore -> literal transvestite pipeline?Like, it's not a publicity story, but the guy-ette's actual evolution?
> >533573677Not even after 'she' gives you a reacharound?
>>533573774Sounds gay and I’m not into that.
>>533573917He was always a gay repressed AGP.
> >533567199Just shut up and do it properly.Instead of rope use ya mum's old panyhose.Just allow extra for the stretch.>for extra parental embarrassment and disgust at the funeral, be naked and had a final wank before jumping off the chair
>>533573642>I feed my maggys offcuts off steak and now theyre confident enough to follow along as I dig the veggies and throw them bugz and grubz as we go.You're a good cunt. I respect those that respect nature.
>>533573965Its not gay
>>533568487Would have been breedable 10 years ago. Alas meme travelling and want someday in a foreign country. How do you say “it’s over” in Latvian?
>>533574274Do ya cunt? Do hunters hwo kill animals bother you? Are you perhaps a homo?
I cant sleep
>>533574848But a bottle of scotch. Drink half of it. My go to sleeping tablet.
>>533574848go fight some kangaroos
https://youtu.be/sfxJbQKrKDg>another sovcit looney bites the dust
>>533574848Fingerblast your bucci
https://youtu.be/h4Lj3qRd1CcSovcits are terrorist whackos.Drone strike them all
Hey bois
>>533575791Kys sovcit retard
>>533574906Antihistamine and milk is the best i can do.
>>533566130High IQ and severely underrated post.
>>533569121
>>533576166Nah
>>533569802>>533576611Fuck up dickheadsGlowzart proved that shit threads are aus/pol/ tradition.Archive trannys
>>533576724Keep it up funny guy and you will get the full dezi package
>>533576744>Glowzart proved
>>533576860Can't wait
>>533576933Thats right. Tarrant threads are official high quality threads. I have all the memes you made giving me full permission to make shit threads that make the archive tranny jesterkikes mad
>>533568200Get a fork ticket
>>533577048See you soon funny guy.You cant even plead ignorance of the law, terrorist.
>>533577220
>>533577072>he said, unironically, in an archive thread
>>533577389IDGI. Always thought you were some lefty falseflagging libertarian pisstaker.Turns out you were a real homosexual DEZI FANBOY actual libertarianDid I get that right?
>>533577787Whatever you like
>>533577787>DEZI FANBOYYou mean dangerous terrorist sovcit individual.
>>533577844I’m just gonna stick with my initial gut and just say gay glownigger.
>>533577906Not like I hang out here every day, but still haven’t seen evidence of Dezi self proclaiming he was a sov cit as alleged
>>533578032The media said it, w the cops said it and he tried to arrest a magistrate in a sovcit youtube compilationLots of crims dont call themselves crims either
>>533578138All reports said he was a “self proclaimed sovereign citizen”. Can family sue for defamation when he’s dead? Wouldn’t think so. Anyways that was the media line - self proclaimed.
>>533578234Are you questioning the offical lawful determination, sovcit?You sound like an extremist that needs to be out of the list like the other dezi celebrator ITT.
Going to rub one out to Dez's misso
>>533578445Trying to establsih you arent a white supremicist, funny boy?You can rub one out every night in the lockul
>>533574432>Do hunters hwo kill animals bother you?Trophy hunters, yes. But hunting your food is how it should be.
>>533578731You're a strange cunt
>>533579489You are an extremist sovcit supporter and you will get what you deserve:The lockup
>>533579561I'm a cooker
>>533579787You can be a cooker all you want in the watch house, extremist.
https://x.com/therealrukshan/status/2046119579991351446?s=20“Based Pauline.” Get fucked. There is no political solution. Cooked.
>>533579787What do you cook?
>>533579937Din dins
>>533579917Did you ever consider that being politically aligned with avis pet monkey might be a bad thing?
Have another Desi, cunts
>>533580599Ah, more evidence. You just dont know when to stop talking, do you, funny bou?
>>533580670What are you on about?
>>533580765You will find out once the 4chan party van arrives.
>>533580765He's drunk as fuck. Just ignore it.
>>533580879>4chan party van arrives.Sounds like fun
>>533565164thread splitting cunt woke up and my bake didnt 300>>533565283cunt enabler
>>533580879is parody/satire still a defence any more, mike? too many legislative changes to not be ignorant of the law in 2026
>>533580946Newfaghot>>533580935Hey, how did you know?
>>533581210Past your bedtime fag
>>533580214I am not aligned. I’m calling out the fact she is saying the talking points for these Jewish cunts. It’s so obvious it’s fucked.
>>533580145Glad. Hope they’re tasty!
>>533581393Fair.>>533581210I can tell by the way you typed and the fact that you aren't really making sense. It only makes sense to you. You should have some water and go to bed.
>>533581593>>533581293Yeah. I suppose.See you soon funny boy.Catch you sovcits tommoroe
>>533581685Good job officer
https://x.com/NoticerNews/status/2046507005972734155/video/1?s=46Do you like milk, /pol/?
I woke up hungover at 10:30pm. On the beers again
>>533582430Doing God’s work.
>>533582460kekz. That makes no sense
>>533582561At 1:24am, should it? Haha
It's ogre
