https://www.newscientist.com/article/2524515-cancer-is-increasing-in-young-people-and-we-still-dont-know-why/CALLING DR. R. BAFFLED
>>534094921It is a mystery.
Antisemitism cures cancer
>>534094921clown mediaWe all know.
>>534094921Alas, it's a mystery we'll never solve.
>>534094921It's known now but the retarded media hasn't picked up it yethttps://www.nature.com/articles/s41591-026-04342-5tldr: it's a pesticide
Scientists suspect being young increases the risk of early death
>>534095075*herbicide
>Scientists still can't explain why monkeypox, intestinal parasites, and AIDS are so much more common amongst gay people than straight people
>>534095118yes it must be that certainly>>534095020being baffled is what world is about
>>534094921Isn't it crazy how they won't talk about it? We all know what you are talking about here to the point where it's become this huge elephant.
>>534095075no refunds for pesticide slop eaters. Their slop even cost premium now, to get cancer.
>>534095217Indeed, very tiresome.
>>534095075pesticide coated ultra processed slop wrapped in plastic
>>534094921NO REFUNDS
>>534095217lol. our sick society will blame EVERYTHING except the actual fucking culprit. fucking clown world
>>534095433and pureblood khv chuds will ignore that this trend is goin on for 30 years.
>>534095322It's obviously caused by Funko Pops. Nothing else could possibly explain it.
>>534094921Uh this is too big a mystery for me. I think we'd better call in the Hardly Boys.
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>>534094921No idea
learn to cook, buy quality organic ingreadients, its that simple. No refunds for slop eaters tho.
>>534094921Its over for decades long slop eaters.
>>534094921HPV spread by receptive anal sex. Millennials were the first generation afflicted by internet porn (i.e. normalisation of anal sex between hetereosexuals), and too old for widespread HPV vaccine uptake. Will go back down once gen alpha and younger zoomers who all got the Gardasil vaccine age through.
The thing people forget too is, how do we know this isn't just a measurement issue? Do we know with actual certainty it's more cancer in the wild or more people dying or dead found with cancer? Same shit with autism or adhd diagnosis "increasing."
>>534096428How would it be obscured? You tend to to notice colorectal cancers because they interfere with shitting and it's not something you can just live with (it kills you in a few years or less). It will go back down once everyone who got Gardisil as a kid grows up. It's still very beneficial to take it as an adult too, latest studies show one dose is enough.
>>534096609gardasil causes impotence in the sons of women who took it before pregnancy.
>>534094921Sometimes I feel conflicted about the vaxx. At first I hated the people that created and pushed the vaxx, but sometimes I can't help but say to myself, "fuck, they were right, vaxxies deserve to die".
>>534096361>vaccineYeah, the generation educating itself with influencers and conspiracy theories denigrating vaccines will totally get on with mass vaccination.
>>534097010Yeah, I was pretty upset about it to begin with as well. But, then I saw how ridiculously fucking dumb these people are and I started to understand why the elites want them dead.Anyway, be sure to get your booster shots everybody. It's safe and effective.
>>534096057They've detected glyphosate and microplastics in rain and the Mariana trench mate. Good luck finding anything truly "organic".
>>534094921Canola oil.
>>534094921>specifically young people>it must be the vaccine with an uptake heavily weighted towards the oldThis started at exactly the same time drinks companies were pushed into using known carcinogenic sweeteners instead of sugar.
>>534095075Yeah they know, but if they ever make it public, shareholders will suffer
The vaccine is a distraction, the reason is most food is extremely process. When you look into the stats it's all colon cancer and pancreas.
