This is the Greatest Century of Americanism and to be an American:Get Married in Mcdonaldsallocate each freedom fry to the particular bag that will house the freedom fry up until they are consumed by American Person who shall proceed to head to the nearest Walmart for the daily Shartcan't you just go to McDonalds and order an American burger and than go to Walmart and shart yourself?Do that whilst also drinking from a huge 'soda pop' cup and riding on one of those mobility scooters.
>>534268632Do you think she has a Jake brake? What would it sound like?
>>534268632why are trumplets so cowardly and not use their own ip and had to use vpn to shit post?
>>534269383one long powerful American BRAAAAAP >>534269529I'm an Aussie that is fascinated with this particular robust American Culture
>>534268632ITT we post aspects of American culture that are particular to America only
>>534270074American culture revolves, among other things, around malls. That's where they spend a lot of their time and they have many strategies on how to navigate their native environment.Observing Americans at the mall is much like observing Aboriginals in the wild.
>>534270287Sometimes accidents happen
>>534270074>>534270287>>534270370glorious! An INCREDIBLE culture! Let every street corner have McDonalds on it! Every day BILLIONS MUST SHART
>>534270074>Goyslop diet Can't stoppa the sloppa.
>>534268632Freest country in the world. And you can’t keep our name out your mouth because we absolutely mog your prison island in every possible way. Even our fats are fatter than your fat ass bogans.
>>534270451American cuisine is like no otherAll European cuisines are variations on a theme but the American cuisine is absolutely original.Europeans get ingredients for their recipes from crop fields but Americans get theirs at the mall where they are like an Indio in the Amazon.Also note that they don't use ceramic or wooden dishes but native mall dishes, another display of American originality.
>>534270747After a good meal there's nothing like going shooting at the range.The evolutionary advantage of a big body, acquired by dedicated eating of large quantities of mall grown food, is that it really gives you stability and cancels recoil when shooting.
>>534271089Men go shooting while ladies dance.One American woman is worth 2 or 3 Euro women in real, measurable property - weight - and not some abstract, made up category such as "beauty" or "cuteness".
>>534268632(((America)))
>>534271089>>534271424AMERICASHARTMERICASHOOTING AND SHARTING!These videos are GLORIOUSHAIL THE AMERICANS!
>>534270370LMAOand this is probably one of their smarter ones
>>534270747Its ogre
>>534271424>>534273661>>534273764>>534273983Pizza, BBC and twice value in weight of a woman compared to Euro women are some of the staples of the Great American Culture
>>534275005Why no bump, let's correct that
>>534275005This is AMERICA! AMERICA THE GREAT!AMERICA THE POWERFUL!
>>534270074This must be one of those albino indians I keep hearing about.
