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The Onion wins the internet for today
I peed myself laughing so hard at this.
>>534325140Isn't that guy friends with a pedophile?
>>534325245women do that a lot>>534325252well he's a fag in hollywood so without knowing who you mean exactly, I am fine with saying yes
when did he get all ozempic'd? looks way too lean, I miss his chubby cherub face. also where'd Eric go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht6wtOkkNmA
It was funny for about 47 seconds
The jew turns your demise into punchline and your character into caricature as he steals your life's work
>>534325140death to all grifters of loser poor white trash like that fat fuck alex jones
>>534325140Tim wishes he could only be half as funny as Alex.
>>534325140why is this pedophile allowed in front of a camera
Good impression but horribly painful material. I wish he still did tim and Eric style weird shit and not liberal good orange man bad
>>534325252No, that's not Alex Jones, he's impersonating him.>>534325371Yeah, Bill Cooper sucked, but it's still scummy how Jonestein and his jew-sponsors stole his persona after he got himself killed.
>>534325140That shit wasn't even funny...btw their takeover attempt was blocked.The auction was illegal and apparently wrongly given to the onion.
>>534325140I know who Alex Jones is, of course. Everyone knows Alex Jones. Who is this guy?
>>534325140Satanist unable to create, only mock
>>534325140this makes me wish kids would have actually died at sandy hook
Alex lives on.
>>534325593New owner of the infowars IP.
NO MORE BULLSHIT
>>534325466Alex Jones is more accurate with his conspiracy than left media with their "facts" you fucking retard faggot.
tim heidecker is a faggotorder up
>>534325252>Isn't that guy friends with a pedophile?Yes.
>>534325140literal slop lmao what a waste of money
>>534325140he does a good voice impression. But this wasn't very funny. He couldve done way better but the onion is owned by a converso crypto jew "collins" is just "Cohen". Also Tim and Eric Show Great Job was peak "autistic comedy", this will just be lame most likely. If they gave tim full control im sure it would be hilarious tho
>>534325625Okay, but who is he? Am I supposed to know who this clown is?I'll look him up...https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Heidecker#Television_2Oh. He was one of those Tim and Eric dudes. These are the guys that destroyed Adult Swim. Oh wonderful. Good. This is going places. Green places with Waste Management painted on the side that you put garbage into.Oh boy. Exciting. "Funny"
>>534325140https://www.alexjoneslive.com/Alex Jones is Infowars
I used to love Tim and Eric's Show Great Job and the other weirdo cartoons they made on adult swim. That mayor one. I've heard from a lot of different people online that Tim Heidecker is the biggest piece of shit. Just the worst human being on the planet earth. People go up to say how much they loved his show and he treats them like garbage and tells them to get away from him.
Um so can someone lend me a ladder? Yeah, it's my sides. They're in orbit.
>>534325915>I used to love Tim and Eric's Show Great Job and the other weirdo cartoons they made on adult swim.
>>534325726I think Infowars was given to him for free sort of and the lawsuits is probably costing the taxpayer money
Look at this tranny seethe
>>534325252Alex has been on the outs with blumpf for a while
I think maybe Tim Heidecker despises his fans and hates them for being dumb low brow stoners. He seems to have an elitist attitude and a deep resentment for his own fans. He sees himself as better than them like they are trash for laughing at the crude humor he slapped together for adult swim.
>>534325140>>534325193>>534325245lol you should are shit at thisNewsflash morons no one watches info wars now that alex Jones isn't there, and no one here even liked alex jonesCongrats on your epic win
>>534325529wym? his impression is complete dogshit
>>534325625They really aren't, they're just claiming to be, like last time.
>>534325140This guy ended up being such a douchebag.
>>534325140Just think of the poor kids who had to pretend die for this to happen
Look at that the onion has a parody no one will watch
>>534326393>and no one here even liked alex jonesThat's not true at all. I'm Alex Jones biggest fan. I've watched like 1000 of his episodes. Alex Jones did nothing wrong. Alex Jones is always right.
Shouldn't have said Sandy Hook was a hoax.
Alex is as much of a grifter as Tim Heidecker is.Alex sucked the cock of drumpf and the jews.He is actually worse.
>>534325140I loved the bit about sending in your Urine so they can extract Gold from it
>>534325607what did Alex create? actually that kinda goes with content creators. the conten they create is just mocking things or playing vidya
>>534325593he was in that jordan peele movie for about 5 seconds
>>534325140Demonrats cannot do actual comedy because they have to pay live service to all the same Epstein Class demons while also engaging in non stop self censorship. It's a pointless endeavour.
>>534326221>Infowars is an inactive American far-right, conspiracy theorist, and fake news website, which was created by Alex Jones. Founded in 1999, it operated under Free Speech Systems LLC.
>>534326661it was tho
>>534327127His problem was that he apologized for saying it.Alex is a pussy.
>>534325140Infowars was always for low IQ trailer trash to be honest.
>>534327007Jesus Christ you faggots are the biggest cry babies. No wonder you’re all adult virgins who still live with mommy
>kills sam hyde's show>kills alex jones' showwho's next on tim's chopping block?
How are they going to make money from this?
>>534327314his own show
>>534325140A turd in the punchbowl would be funnier than this faggot.And they're lying. They don't have the InfoWars IP, just like the last time they announced they had it and didn't.If they did actually have it, they would have posted this on infowars.com and used the domain, but they don't have jack shit.Sandy Hook was a hoax. If you ever doubted that Sandy Hook was a hoax, what they're trying to do to Alex Jones for telling the public it was a hoax absolutely proves it must have been.Besides, even if they do actually manage in the future to get control of infowars.com it won't make any difference. Alex has already moved over tohttps://www.alexjoneslive.comEverything will just continue as before, on the new domain, and this time, none of it is actually owned by Alex Jones, so none of it can be touched by the bullshit lawsuit against Alex Jones.But frankly, it wouldn't matter even if Alex didn't have a whole new studio and new domain, he could literally just do live videos on Rumble or X from a laptop on his kitchen table and the audience would follow, because it's not about the brand or the domain, it's about what Alex *does* eg. pointing out the stuff they call you "crazy" for noticing, like chemtrails, warning people not to accept digital ID systems and total Chinese-style social credit score dystopia, warning people not to take the covid "vaccines" and spreading the truth about them, etc.
>>534325140hah
>>534326576>Look at that the onion has a parody no one will watchit's not a parady. thats just infowars now.
>>534325593some faggot who thinks he’s funny
>>534325359I am not an AJ fan. The impression itself was solid but he did nothing funny with it. Literally not one god damn thing. He just kind of vaguely sounds like Alex.It's like watching someone draw blueprints. It's not even comedy.
>>534325580The top ingredient in all his "supplements" must have been lard.
>>534325140This faggot was never funny and their old [as] show was awful too. What's the point if it's not funny?
>>534325359This. The voice is great but none of his previous characters or experience really gears him for the driving lunatic certainty of what the character should be or the material. You can see him pausing a lot because he's not able to switch out of the old awkward irony template that he's so used to. He's not actually capable of dropping the reins and ranting and so it's completely doomed from the start and it's just going to be cringe.
>>534325140>Hey let's steal his business then use it's name to just trash and slander himReally shameful to do this and slander someone in this way, it's just so fucking unbelievably low. How you can even participate and not know how bad it makes you look is beyond me.>I am wearing his skinThey are though and this in direct reference to a comment Alex made on his show where he said they want to do exactly that, walk around in his skin and pretend to be him to hurt him. These people truly have no honor at all, they are too far gone for that.
>>534327499Joe Rogan actually, poorly, immitates Alex. Will Sasso does too. Both of them can do funny things with it because on some level they like Alex. I wouldn't probably do a very good impression of him but Tim looks like a fucking idiot here just dancing on the grave of another man's project. It makes him more contemptible than Alex in my eyes at least.
>>534325915Maybe being rude and aggressive to fans is some high level irony that normal fans wouldn't understand
>>534327632cry about it you little bitch
Why did Elon step in to cockblock the Onion kike and let Alex continue to run it
>>534327921*didn't
>>534327921Why is it Elon's responsibility to save another man's sinking ship?
>>534325140Looks fun, they probably saved Alex with the money
>>534328054To fuck over gay libtards
>>534327921Trump ordered the deal to go through to the onion because Alex made him mad recently by denouncing him
>>534327921He would probably have to pay off Alex's ~1.5 billion dollar tab to get the name out of hock. Kinda expensive lulz.
>>534327297Looks like someones mad lmao
>>534327758leftists are not sending their best
the voice impression is pretty spot on but they didnt do any jokes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZuYt1QlzMwAlex Jones 40k is probably the best parody of AJ ever and wont be topped
>>534327921Why would he?
>>534328966lets be real, Elon murdered his child in an illuminati ritual
>>534325140They should have hired Alex to play a himself but that be funny and the onion hasnt been funny in a long time.
>>534329186Babylon Bee replaced the onion like a decade ago.
>>534327758>I lack a soul and any sense of human decency>No act is too low for meSubhuman animal, just like the people in our government saying any act of murder robbery is good because we have guns and it's in "our interest" so is robbing children and the elderly then, but they also do worse by bombing kids.
>>534325759>>534325580The entire point was for him to come on and do the show exactly the same way Alex Jones would. Same tone, same ticks, same cadence, same general content and layout. It shows how fucking stupid and moronic Alex Jones' show is. the point wasn't jokes, it was to highlight the absurdity.
>>534325140this was the most expensive gag that is not as funny as their previous shit.
Schizos seething
>>534329057and got another trooned out for the same reason
>>534325245>>534325193>>534325140All this does is validate Jones though, I didn't think Sandy Hook was fake until the Onion got in on itI'm 100% certain it's fake now
>>534329559The last thing he did on air was broadcast a bunch of shit about Sandy Hook and why it wasn't real for hours, before it got shut down. I wish I watched it.
>>534325140LETS GO fuck alex jones
>>534325359I just know that’s a lie. Death to all jews and homos
>>534325193Tip o' the fedora, my good sir!
>>534329559Yeah, the overreaction and level of vindictive humiliation suggests AJ was onto something spicy. How is any kind of harassment or emotional damage worth a BILLION dollars? Added to all the standard stuff like the demolition and the "dead" child's grief-stricken father smiling and laughing and you really know some glowy shit was going down
>>534325140Alex Jones is unironically more entertaining than Tim Heidecker has been for a decade
>>534326393Alex Jones is too busy getting his bussy pounded by Charlie Sheen.
>>534330441
>>534330499Obama really broke conservative minds and turned them into the neocon cocksuckers half these headlines seem to be calling out
>>534330371Tim Heidecker has never been entertaining.
>>534330359Alex Jones has a humiliation fetish. He was a male prostitute in west Hollywood during his youth(anf that's how he git inside the Bohemian Grove by posing as a professional male prostitute) . He became sterile after being a steroids tranny (original Clavicular prototype), he got into the radio business by marrying a jewish woman who was out of wedlock pregnant.
>>534330574Obama was a neocon retard. He destroyed Libya and tried to destroy Syrian for Israel and his healthcare bill doubled insurance and medical costs while being endorsed by big pharma and the insurance companies. Did you think you were getting hope and change? Ha.
>>534330602Yea but SH was fake and gay
>>534330738he made it so they couldn't jew anyone for pre-existing conditions which made it all worth it
>>534326793He created a 27 year old company you absolute mouth breather, what have you created?
>>534330602He was on Austin Public Access TV before he was on radio.Here's a video of him from 1997:https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/comments/1gnq016/alex_carving_pumpkins_in_1997_is_a_weirdly_fun/
>>534330602Give me the rundown on clavicular prototypes
>>534325140I ped myself laughing at this you should too
Ghostpolitics wins againmogged by a hambone in a wheelchair
>>534332164stop waxing your carrot
>>534329559kek imagine admitting to being this retardedly gullible.
>>534325140Tim needs to interview Sam Hyde
>>534331406Reddit is so fucking gay it's unreal.
>>534325193the fuck did you just say, nigga?
>>534325140Isnt this guy a known pedophile?
>>534332354Eric is Tim is unconfirmed
>>534327399You are too fucking stupid to even spell parody.
>>534332349Half of /pol/ is reddit now
>>534332221MUH GRANNY WAS A BIASED WOMAN
>>534326661it was and he didn't even say that, also you are supposed to be allowed to say whatever the fuck you want in america
>>534325140Rape yourself in the face Tim. Blasted Little School ((((Shit))))
>>534329457>I-its not supposed to be funny!good save. I rank it up there with "my pants are supposed to be on backwards"
>>534325915aren't those the pedos that got sam hyde kicked off AS? they are the same people?
>>534325193ill agree. its kinda lame though. whatever. bet they will regret it. the onion at least tries to be fun. alex just got boring going all bear roaring all the time
>>534329457Then how does it plan to make back any money from the purchase? I thought part of the point was paying the Sandy Hook victims families and with how uninteresting this was I can't imagine people actually watching it very long
>>534325193Onion has not been funny for like 15 years.
>>534325564Nobody left on this website knows who Bill Cooper is anon.
Why the new ownership logo ghey? InfoWars was never against gays. They are suggesting something that never existed. Total d-bags.
>>534325140Gay. Like you.
>>534327758no u
