>>534513458we already lost like a month ago, this is embarrassing
>>534513458>TACO
>Didn't even last a week
>>534513458kek he needs another quick polymarket flip
>>534513458its so funny seeing him get pussywhipped by iran over and over
>>534513458>TRUMP IS A DICTATOR REEEEEEEalso>TRUMP NEVER DOES SHITyoure not fooling anyone, nick
>>534513458OPERATION CLUSTERFUCK WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS
Tranny cope thread
>>534513458> why is the strait still closed, mr. president?> "because we're winning too much"
huh.. how about get gas prices back down to Feb levels. What the fuck was the point of any of this shit.
>...
>>534513674dude, shut your fucking mouth and go die for israel, iran was seconds away from nuking you
Goddamn. Just dump all the blame on Netanyahu and Israel and move on. It practically is all their fault. They lied to him. Israel gave him faulty intelligence and bullshit odds that he would succeed. Give Iran a small concession and get everything back to normal as much as possible. This guy can't even act like a bitch correctly. The entire world has to go through turmoil solely because of his ego and he can't understand he has already lost.
>>534513674>What the fuck was the point of any of this shit.to kill Iranian school girls in a Satanic ritual for Israel
TACO Tuesday, Never fails.
>>534513543
>>534513458NACHO
>>534513556lmao
>>534513458Every fucking Tuesday, like clockwork.
trump is unable to admit that he made a mistake. we are fucked.
>>534513458The US simply does not currently have the national unity required to take on a country like Iran. Jews are fucking retarded and destroyed their strongest golem before even getting to use it properly.
>>534513458I thought it was called epic freedom
I am 100% in favor of Trump "chickening out" in regards to Iran, it's the only way he can even hope to unfuck our country. But I'm not holding my breath, and who knows if it's even possible with Israel at the wheel.
>>534513556>I am a magician, I can spin anything to make it so Drumpf (Hitler) looks bad!!
Boomers are the most worthless form of life on Earth even worse than a street jeet
>>534513458The united capeshit of america doesn't like this attitude mr president.
>>534513458HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
>>534513674Bibi wouldn't give Trump his cumshot unless he attacked Iran.
>>534514187You don't need to make Trump look bad. He consistently does it himself.
>>534514078I dont know if you have Mexicans over there, but that is the day they eat TACOs on.
>>534513458I literally started cackling like a maniac when I saw this.What the fuck are we doing?
>>534513458Taco Tuesday never disappoints
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>>534514233The problem with your memes is that Trump is awesome and we got mostly what we wanted, so your memes are out of context like a fish out of water.
>>534513458More of a man then you'll ever be.
>>534514277Source: my liberal bias interpretation of Trump
>>534513604The time for Trump to be a dictator was the first term he already blew it
>The problem with your memes is that Trump is awesome and we got mostly what we wanted
>>534514293So if you are not eating tacos today it means you're not mexican? Thought Trump and magas were racists or something.
>Source: my liberal bias interpretation of Trump
Peace treaty coming soon. Cuba intervention next.
>>534514367You got what you wanted from Trump? What was that? Because I sure as fuck didn't.
>>534513458Why does he always capitalize random words? A lot of boomers do this on social media for some reason, it's so fucking weird.
Lmao. Last all of two days.
>>534513458Iran has defeated the US that much is clear
>>534514425>Hey check out this cherry-picked flaw>Now you hate Trump 100% and regret voting for himNo, I like Trump and you are a low iq retard.
>>534514445Hes deported less than Obama, He is a massive pussy.
>>534513458Friday-Sunday: delusional gloatingTuesday: TACOIs anyone still tricked by this? Is it even inside trading when he does it for a 20th time?
>>534513556>last a weekMost of orange tard's policy moves are aimed at market manipulation and not any sort of real solution. That's why this Iran war is now a total cluster fuck. Say or do anything to nudge the Dow up and gas down. Then repeat every few days as your family pumps and dumps.It's why we have announce we won the Iran war something like 40 times already and why Iran blowing shit up today is still OK ceasefire wise. Shhhhhh shhhhh trust the plan. Two more weeks. Going to just tap it in for the win. Just tap it in. Two more weeks. Win number 41 is going to stick! The next, next, next newer newest new plan is totally going to work! Just need two more weeks.
negotiations involving the middle east always look like this. theirs always like 5 violated ceasefires.venezuela did a full 180 and now isnt helping china almost at all. Some very big negotiations involve in cuba. Iran is slowly giving in to demands and a land invasion and 20 years of war are off the tablei all 3 can be turned from pro china to neutral it would be the biggest american win in the last 30 years. it would free up massive military resources to position closer to china.> inb4 reee jewno im a realist.
>>534514466>You got what you wanted from Trump? What was that?
>>534514554>MarchEven this pic is too generous to him, I'm pretty sure it's sub 30 at this point
>>534513604Kys kike
>>534514633So it changed from regime change to annihilating their civilization to maybe they won't be as friendly with China (even though China's closest ally in the region isn't even Iran, it's Pakistan)
>>534513458It is Tuesday, after all. And Cinco de Drinko
>>534514463yup iran will agree to no nuclear / and no tolls because trump failed at getting any ships to cross. it was a good idea to have the military escort them, and we could have done it for each and every ship because we're not scared to commit to an invasion.
>>534514633I'm sure Iran will be convinced to ditch China now
>>534514799>yup iran will agree to no nuclear / and no tolls because trump failed at getting any ships to crossThis makes no sense> we're not scared to commit to an invasion.Yes you're scared shitless. Your largest aircraft carrier literally saw a mutiny on board
>>534513764reminds me of the good old days when The Inquirer was interviewed by Vyzygoth
>>534513458IT'S TACO TUESDAY ALREADY?
>>534514590Friday is when he lies an announces a deal to pump the market so it ends green before the close over the weekend.
this makes no fucking sense. is the strait shut or not?
>>534514373than*
>>534514799You don't have a big enough army to invade, not even if all of NATO joined in.Try 2 million with 1 million in casualties.
>>534515028>this makes no fucking sense. is the strait shut or not?It's not a question of whether it's shut or open. It's a question of whether Lloyds of London will insure those thousands of vessels to operate in that region and they won't. So nothing is moving untill that is resolved.
>>534514367>your memes are out of context like a fish out of water.terrible analogy, fish out of water evolved into all land vertebrates, so they were very much "in context" on the land eventually
>>534514367You should be fucking shot to death
>>534514277Ironic that all of the presidential mattresses were/are jewesses
>>534513604Trump is a dictator for starting a war with Israel with no Congressional approval (not that Congress wouldn't love to start a war for Israel though.) He didn't do shit because he sometimes actually realizes his really bad ideas (or more likely Israel or Kushner tell him they are) and stops. Doesn't mean he wouldn't do it
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>>534513458Kwab
>>534514367You’re gonna die of cancer this year btw
>>534515170you are correct, although that's what I mean when I say the straight is open. but seriously I love how trump's way of stalling for time (alongside his weekly stock pump and dump) is to just keep layering the strait of hormuz in more and more layers of made up "operations" and "blockades" to distract from the fact that IT IS STILL FUCKING CLOSED>the strait is closed>no actually it's open now>BUT IRAN BETTER OPEN THE STRAIT>the strait is open>oh what they're imposing tolls? and blockading everyone else?>NOW WE'RE GONNA BLOCKADE IT >now they've shut the strait again?>we're still gonna blockade it!>but now we're going to escort ships through so it can stay open>but it's still shut?>now we're gonna stop escorting ships through but also maintain the blockadeand miggers will still pretend this fuckhead has a plan
>>534513458Lol, didn't little Marco announce Project Freedom just an hour ago?
>>534514367you wanted high gas prices, big tech getting richer at the expense of everybody else, no meaningful deportations, and a guarantee that democrats will stay in power for the next twenty years after this?
>>534514975>according to the report American slaves abusing a social welfare programmed were sacrificed during the attackGood
>>534514277Obligatory chechedHowever Lewinsky has always been fugly irlMaybe the jussy felt good but she should never be compared to Marilyn
>>534513604KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAARROOOOOOOO
>>534513674is that even actually feasible now? lets say the straight returns to as it was yesterday (no mines, no new sea lanes going through iran no tolls ect) it would take about 2 months for traffic to normalize
>>534513458Geniunly how can miga tards look at this and not think hes an incompetent retard? What even is the cope at this point?
>>534515615The military is overwhelmingly white. Silicon valley is overwhelmingly Indian. The latter will never see combat action while outearning the former 10:1.
>>534513458>pakistan request>military sucessKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have no idea what's going on. Did two destroyers and an aircraft carrier enter the gulf or not? If the two destroyers entered the gulf did they escort out a cargo ship like some reports said? How bad was the claimed engagement with the US navy and the claimed missile drone and small boat attack on the boats some say entered the Gulf? Is this a TACO or an actual pause for new proposals toward a settlement? Etc...fucking chaos. I trust nothing Trump says All I know for sure is gasoline continues to go up every two days.And the oil market was about to blow tf up. Help an anon out here ffs.
>>534515316lol tiny toy hand
>>534513458You all can really be making money from all this market manipulation. Like know one is gonnacdo shit about it
>>534515778>2 monthsTry two years, if that. The world's total oil production capacity has shrunk, even if the straight opens back up it will take years too get the infrastructure back. If It wasn't for opec falling apart it would take ten years or more. Thats all assuming the strait opens today, which is obviously a joke. I expect thid shit to go on for a year or more by itself, or at least up until September (when Trump realizes how fucked he is for midterms)
>>534514187No spin is required for trump to look bad.
>>534513764Only way to put the foot down and take care of that "no more X and Y" list is by dropping a nuke on Yellowstone, and let the world breath a little once amerimutts are gone.
>>534513458lets pretend we didnt lose a war lol
Vote Conservative 2026 midterms
>>534514633Are you mentally handicapped?
>>534516568Viet Nam was a bitch
this fat jewish faggot couldn't even 'mission accomplish' like a real crackhead, what a fucking bald loser faggot
>>534513458Is Trump just a bitch for Pakistan now, do they have blackmail on him or something?
>>534517304Pakistan, a Sunni majority country, does not want millions of Shia's pouring over the border and making a bad situation worse. They already have enough problems after funding the Taliban and Al Qaeda, and having those niggers turn on them, having elements of the IRGC within any terror group in the country could bring it down. Shit, they're probably threatening nooks, seeing how India agreed to trade with Iran.
TACO is a very successful neocon psyop designed to pressure trump into doing stupid shit. sadly it worked.
>>534513458Why does Trump randomly capitalize certain words?
>>534514055NeverAchievingCurrent HormuzOpening
the publically israeli "win condition" is a non-functioing "failed" Iranian state, paralyzed by nationwide humanitarian crisis, a completely killed political class, and tens of thousands of Iranian dead as "revenge"the publically stated US "win condition" is a 'non-nuclear Iran', an open strait and regime changethe *TRUE* US "win condition" is gas prices below pre-conflict prices. full stop.no matter what the US does or does not achieve militarily in Iran is completely, utterly and universally irrelevant to American lives. No matter how hard Trump and his administration seethe, threaten and rant, there will be no perception of 'victory' untill gas prices fall below where this all started. Gas prices are the only tangible goal in American minds. any ludicrous abstraction about "doing generational favors by taking out Ayatollahs" an "ending 40 year wars" is pure israeli-spun lunacy, completely irrelvant to American lives>>534517698>TACO is a very successful neocon psyop designed to pressure trump into doing stupid shit. sadly it worked.it didnt change anything and he was doing absolutely all of it regardless, bound by the demands of the israeli lobby in the US
Many such cases!
Even if you could wave a magic wand and restore the world to feb 27, the risk of Iran lobbing a drone into the Strait will be priced into insurance and oil from now on. Pandoras box has been opened.But in the real world, Iran has a vice grip on the jugular of the GCC and the goobal econony and almost no incentive to release it. US options consist of:* invade and hold Strait islands to meaningfully increase detection and intercept time for missiles and drones* physicslly escort ships under withering fire if they dont take said islands* continue to fuck around with blockades, projects, whatever nonsense theyre doing to try to bleed a country that they already bombed and sanctioned as hard as they could* take a face saving offramp and leave the Gulf in the hands of a new regional hegemon that has maximum leverage over the GCC foreverAll this negotiation crap is meaningless because the IRGC controls the missiles and the IRGC doesnt give a fuck what politicians say. Theyre going to keep the strait iranian and keep pursuing nukes no matter what face saving deal is carved out.Theyve so badly fucked up its remarkable. You couldnt have crafted a more complete strategic win for Iran if you tried.
>>534514596lollmao
>>534517809Gematria
Did this nigger seriously literally TACO on *another* Tuesday??????
TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITOTACO TACOMIGGERS ALL HAVE AIDS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>534513458The chickenshit mafia can't defeat a cardboard cut-out no matter how much they try ROFLMAO!
>>534513458I fucking Hate the way this Retard Types, and the Way every Republoid now Talks the Same Way
>>534513458Taco Tuesday on Cinco de Mayo and you expected any less?/biz/ is in shambles, like 4 warren buffets on the catalog
>>534513604Starting wars all by oneself is very dictatorial
>>534513458You mean escorting every ship with a fleet of destroyers is economically non-viable??? No way!
>>534514373>>534515040
>>534513660>Tranny cope thread
>>5345143672/10
>>534513543You lost trumpy
>>534518938Can you decipher it? Is it like an anagram that says I HEART JEWS or something like that?
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>>534513458so if he takes the blockade down, its taco, but if he leaves the blockade in place it's still taco?
>>534517698>TACO is a very successful neocon psyopLMAO.Every time, Trump is either psyoped, compromised, blackmailed or tricked.Have you considered for a moment that you might have simply voted 3 times for an incompetent swindler with a knack for gaslighting people?His personal wealth has DOUBLED from overseas "contributions" (bribes). That suggests that he's transactional, and up for sale.FUCK, Hunter took a hundred thousand and you screeched that the White House was up for sale. Don and Jared have taken more than 3 BILLION in the last year.
>>534521328Anything less than leaving with the Uranium is a TACO. This wasn't operation "expend half our missiles to wipe out half their missiles".
>>534521369He desperately needs all the money even though he’s going to be dead in 5 years anyways. Why are rich people like this?
>>534521590He sees it as homage paid; and he's always been desperate for Importance and Admiration and Status. Pathologically so.He's a seething mass of resentments and easily offended feelings. This is a guy who, failing to win the Nobel on false claims of diplomacy, renamed the Dept of War and bragged that he was going on the offensive.He want's glory and an arch and a huge Trump building adjoining the White House and his face on money. Because he's mental.It was never about America or the American people.Israel sold him on this shit, against the warnings of his generals, his veep, and every advisor that wasn't Jared or Miller, by appealing to his monstrous Ego.
>>534514596fukkin saved
>>534517698Indeed. The bad boyars must be removed. Surely they've all been identified by now!
>>534522252To be fair, Rubio is only Secretary of State in name, he doesn't get briefed on the big boy talking points.This is how he claims we aren't attacking Iran while the B2's have already flown out of Missouri headed for the nuclear sites.
Dear Iran.Bomb Tel Aviv.
This is money laundering
>>534513458Poor manlet jumbo truck Trumpers. Shit is getting real.
>>534513643Letting women into infantry and the cav was a gigantic mistake.
>>534514367What did you get?Where's the mass deportations?
>>534513604Illiterate kike, nobody is complaining about TACO, they’re making fun of him