The geniuses who are known as Gen Z have just invented this new way to have your coffee. Get this, they make it at home to save money! This is going to revolutionize the world and end coffee shops as we know it!https://nypost.com/2025/04/09/lifestyle/gen-z-coffee-lovers-discover-new-way-to-combat-insane-java-prices-with-new-home-cafe-trend/
Butt chug?
>>534668910I’ve noticed people who treat drinking coffee as a personality trait are the dumbest people you’ll meet. It’s almost entirely women too. Even retarded niggers who drink energy drinks aren’t as insufferably stupid.
>home cafeYeah it's a keurig thingy I got as a Christmas present years ago and those little cups. I just drink straight black coffee.This shit is a dumb and gay waste of time and effort. It's done performatively to get likes on the internet in a desperate bid to go viral and get magically rich because a bunch of people saw a video you made.
>>534668910Coffee = cringeTea = keyed
>>534669016>I’ve noticed people who treat drinking coffee as a personality trait are the dumbest people you’ll meet.Anyone who treats a consumer good, movies and music are consumer goods, as a substitute for a personality is a retard. The sort of people who actually get mad if you poke fun at some bullshit they happen to like, as if it's a condemnation of themselves. It's a good way to filter retards out of your life.
>>534668910when i see things like this is the only time i regret not living in a more populated area
Next, they'll learn what an oven and stove top is to save even more money.
>>534668910that's a man
>>534668910Go big or go home
>>534669148what is your personality anon
>>534669102Saaaaar
>>534669416Get on my level.
>>534669546I like you, you're funny.
>>53466891015 years ago the headline would read >Millenials are killing our cafes
>>534669416>>534669546I'm a simple man.
>>534669102If you're a gay homosexual, maybe.
>>534669102yes dont pay attention to any retards who say otherwise
>>534669433>implying this can be answered in a single thread on /pol/I'm going to bed.
>>534669546>>534669709microplastic delivery system
>>534669709I worked in US as part of a EU/US inspection team.We had to have 2 coffee machines - couldn't stand each other's brew.
>>534669102based.anyone who says otherwise is secretly a starbucks faggot or a larper who drinks his coffee black
>>534670078what was the other machine? American coffee is very good
>>534669977>microplasticliterally the least of my concerns when it comes to poisoning my body
>>534669416>/pol/ thinks ninja is premium kitchen wherebetter than what I have, but if you want to splurge breville makes the best appliances.
kek I can remember back when online dating still sorta worked so many bitches put their personality as "coffee snob". And the kikes running the site actually recognized that as a "personality type" like how they recognize 56 genders now
>>534669546>>534669709americans still drink drip feed coffee?its bitter slop, use an aeropress/ manual drip feed.if you stir the grounds as it steeps, the bitterness will disappear. harder to do in these machines
>>534669947>his personality is shitting on other peoplethat was solved easily
>>534668910They are performative even when brewing a cup of coffee.
>>534668910Graham stephen smiling from his mcmansion
>>534669016I'm an energy drink nigger, the Monster logo means 666 in hebrew, which means it's good for you, amirite?
>>534668910>Get this, they make it at home to save money!WOW GET OUT OF HERE
This shit costs 8 dollars outsideHow is following a recipe some trend, life hack or lifestyle. Everything is performative with zoomers
>>534670341My spigger, amerilards will slurp down cups of pure fructose slime if their goybox tells them to
>>534669416>drinks warm coffeeOkay grandpa, time to go to bed
>>534670417He slurps the green goo instead of drinking the healthy Monster Aussie Lemonade, KILL YOURSELF TRANNY FAGGOT!!!
>>534669709>I'm a simple man.That thing got more than one button so it is not to be considered "simple". ;)
I really like this one.
>>534670538i think it was actually the simplest one they had in walmart that dayit's a one-button as far as i'm concerned
coffee is poison and make your breathe smell like shit
>>534669148Sometimes I like things. Sue me. Not a substitute for personality, but as an extension of and part of. Preferably with some cohesive throughline across different types of media where whats valued is also reflected in other parts of a persons life and an awareness of the history and philosophy involved in related art movements, plus an interest or even better engagement in the processes themselves on a real world technical level. Then you're engaging with ideas and disciplines and not just consuming for the sake of consumption. A coffee nut is far more respectable if they're one who knows something of the history of the beans cultivation and associated regions and overlap of it's production with the local culture, politics, and economics. If they have a resonable understanding of stimulants and the chemistry involved or posses a broader interest in cooking and agriculture with similar depth on top of thst that's even better. Especially if in addition to all of all that they just love making their own with their fancy espresso machine because they also tinker with mechanics and think the high pressure systems are just super cool as a machine. That seems like a whole different sort of person and is much more respectable. It's about depth of engagement and cross disciplinary application of similar interest and ways of thinking in conjunction with some real world application to me.
Thesis article>"Gen Z is finding a revolutionary new way to reduce cost of living by living in their van." Anti-Thesis article>"This ambitious mayor won't let Gen Z get away with "avoiding taxes". Plans to fine "Van campers" for increase state revenue."Synthesis Article (Now with reduced freedom)>"We can't avoid fees but we can reduce cost: Heres ten low-fee places to live in your fan."And nobody questions the jews all the way through.
Coffee is a tool. If you drink it just to function, you’re setting yourself up for anxiety attacks. It’s something you should drink only in emergency situations, kind of like injecting adrenaline or something.
>>534670221Filter machine - with Folgers.It was like dishwater and they drank it all day.
...and in the darknessbind them
>>534670690It's the cocks that are giving you bad breath.
>>534670927I drink 50-60 ounces of coffee every day.
>>534668910wow, I love sarcasmand generational warfareand shaming poor young Whites
>>534669016I always had a coffee first thing to help fight off the hangover. But I have absolutely debilitating insomnia. I finally found a supplement that helps and haven't drank in months.
>>534671041t. Pierre-Ahmed de la Negrerie
>>534670949I meant the europoor one
>>534670927Total crap.You drink it every day as a vital nectar of the gods
>>534671213Chugging water before going to bed is the secret to never waking up with a hangover. You're welcome you dumb noob.
>>534671213heroin?
>>534668910The civilised world drinks tea.
>>534671367thiscoffee is the meth of the faggots
>>534669416This is a good ideaI never put in effort and end up buying something since home coffee has a 6/10 ceiling. A nice machine to make it would change my mind
>>534668910There is a trend with Gen Z "discovering" or "inventing" things that already exist. Even their little words do this. Like "ragebait" or "gooning" which everyone already said "trolling" or "fapping." Even 67 already existed as 69 and it actually was funny because it referenced a sex act and wasn't a performative meaningless meme like ALL zoomer culture. Even the "best" parts of it is just reheated nigger slang. I'm normally not a huge zoomer hater but increasingly it's obvious that they're retarded phonies who are simply boomers spelled with a "z."
>>534669977Coffee beans sitting on a paper filter with hot water that runs into a glass bowl = microplastics? Jog on.
>>534671538the fucking pipe carrying boiling water up to the filter is made of plastic retard
>>534668910>discoverThey discovered that their home has a kitchen?
>>534668910Umm lemme guess you are a millennial who goes to starbucks 10 times a week and seething that the zoomer can let go of a status symbol? Kek so many millennials are such seethers>copeNah Im a millennial, I saw what the majority of you lot are like.
>i need coffee to wake up hihi also it helps to clean my ass before jamal stretch it outfucking faggots
>>534672007You racist an homophobic? Reported to the EU
>insane Java prices>not using openjdk
>No avocado toast>make coffee at homeinsanity
>>534671478That is a journo thing. Corpos perpetuate shit like this and always have. You think they wrote articles about Gen Y for boomers to read? They write this shit to get clicks from the generation they’re yapping about.
>>534668910Nice one but i hate millenials more
>>534669016can confirm. i worked in snob and goyslop tier coffee. lots of beta retards and cunts. after all that I drink costco beans I grind myself. drip and cold brew, rest ain't worth the effort. I drink english breakfast tea and puer now mostly. some of my own herbal blends. fuck those fags.
>>534668910Why do they love beanslop so muc anyway?
>>534670362That was firm but fair
>>534668910no way
>>534670417Because calling something like home cafe, or hagmaxxing, or lookmaxing, sounds stupid so people will see it and check it out, it's just baiting for clicks by brain dead journalists.
>>534668910are self service coffee also exploding in price?
>>534668910>journalists clickbaiting youth poverty as a trend again>they’re posting it on 4chan again
>>534670404I’m a 6an9 guy myself
>>534668910It's a Euro thing. We have €1-2 coffees here, so it's probably as economical to use a cafe and of course it's a part of your day not the start/end of it at home Bongs and Burgers though, idk why they think they have a coffee culture.
>>534668910this has been a trend for at least 20 years
>>534668910The zoomers at my work turn coffee into a science experiment. They grind the beans on a timer, then boil water using a thermometer to an exact temperature, then they'll pour it over the beans weighed on a scale to an exact weight.I don't get it, just drink the shitty free stuff work gives us
>>534673740>you vill live under ze stairs for $3000/month>you vill own no cooking appliances>you vill pay ze monthly coffee subscription fee>you vill pay $5/minute to use ze bathroom>and you vill be happy
>>534670609Based, this is the best shit you can buy without turning to elitism.
>>534674260The bank I work for has free coffee made in 3000€ machines all over the building. Free milk too if you want a cappuccino.
>>534674401I thank God every day he didn't make me a coffee snob. The $2 swill from the gas station is my favorite.As a yuro I'm sure if I ever went there, the coffee situation would be miserable for me, as I believe you all like it strong
Gets me bar tier espresso in 10 secondsA capsule is 25 cents at lidlIf I want something fancier I can buy official capsules for 50 cents per capsule and have pistacchio / chocolate / hibiscus / almond floverd cappuccino The only reason to buy a coffee at a bar is to socialise but a beer would be better then
>>534669481Those are bees, attracted to the sugar
>>534669102klenked
>>534669416>>534669546>>534669709Is this the new 4chan sinks thing? New 4chan currency is coffee machine? How the fuck did I end up in this gay ass timeline?!
>>534670432>Just sits there for 45 minutes tearing open sugar packets to make his gay little video at the Dunkin' Donuts Nigger behavior lol.
>>534668910You’re not white if you pick anything other than 5-1-F
>>534669709>stands undefeated
>>534671213What is supplement to help sleep?
>>534669416The De'Longhi Rivelia bean-to-cup is where its at. Fucker even cleans itself.
>>534671538>paper filterpaper rips if you pour 90c water on itthis stuff is laced with all kinds of chemicals
>>534675047Bussy
>>534670417What does that shit actually taste like? I've always put off ever trying it because I automatically assume its going to taste like eating a blended up wad of grass.
>>534669102I don't know what keyed means definitely not a /pol/ phrase but yes tea is vastly superior
>>534671877t. zoomzoom
>>5346750162-3-AF is just an absurd amount of milk
>>534668910Only wagies drink coffee since they always need to be somewhere early on, usually their cage. I hope prices continue to go up, wagie scum can't suffer enough.
>>534668910but did they discover buying the coffee beans personalty or do they hire a pajeet through a telephone app?
>>534675131SAAR PLZ REDEEM HOLY COW WAD DUNG GRASS SAAR, MANY HEALTH BENEFIT SAAR
>>534675016>You’re not white if you pick anything other than 5-1-F5-2-E. great, great, great grandpappy must have fucked something exotix
>>534675131You have to get expensive "ceremonial grade" matcha and drink it within a month of opening or else it takes like shit. It's like good green tea but stronger. A bit grassy but slightly sweet and bitter. Also if you don't whisk it correctly it doesn't get foamy. You can add milk or not.
>>534668910I buy coffee at my grocery.Just keep an eye at your grocery and they usually have a day that they sell 2 for 1 deals at the end of the week.
>>534675133"keyed" is /qa/ shit from five years ago. ever since they got locked they had a fetish for exhibiting their autism to the rest of the internet.
>>534675311matcha is from japs, retard
>>534675311That just looks like vomit in a glass.
>>534671707the "pipe" is a silicone tube that connects to the hole in the bottom of the water tank. this tube connects to another metal pipe (usually aluminum because manufacturer are cheap as fuck)with an peltier module attached which is coiled to heat the water and the warming pad simultaneously (because again manufacturers are cheap as fuck) which then connects to another silicone tube which acts as a heat break and then connects to the plastic pipe. the water never reaches boiling, only hot enough to brew. I'm an engineer and I frequently dismantle things to see how they work, fix them, harvest them for parts, etc.
>>534675131Grassy. I drink it for the health benefits
>>534670927Brown, niggerish, shit coloured hands typed this post
>>534675131Grassy, I quit it because it's unhealthy
Is this actually just Americans discovering that you can make coffee in your house?
>>534675814White people drink tea though, not roach juice.
>>534668910how old do the beans need to be before you start haggling?
>>534675361>>534675745>>534675874So it IS grassy? Fuck that then, I'll pass on that shit.
>>5346750165-2-F
>>534670417matcha is awful as a beverage but amazing for cakes/slices/pastries etc.matcha cheesecake is where its at.
>>534668910Who here>French press master race??
I boil water in my canteen cup. Throw Dunkin Donuts coffee grounds in it and take it off direct heat for 8 minutes. Then when it's done I pour a little water in my cup and the grounds sink to the bottom, science.
>>534668910Ahh damn, I haven’t got an apron. I guess I’ll just have to keep drinking my own piss.
>>534668910In the 90s the only coffee commercials were for Folgers and Maxwell house
>>534668910>revolutionize the worldHOLY SHITI NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFOREMY LIFE IS FOREVER CHANGEDFUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK
>>534675194hello burger me
>>534676229I cold brew a pot of coffee every day and I have it in the mornings, very weak and with lots of milk.
>>534675899What a fine assessment (from someone who's major cultural tradition includes playing with and eating feces)
>>534669016I drink alone.Yeah with nobody else.You know when I drink aloneI prefer to be by myself.
>>534675095What about the milk frother? Does it keep it refrigerated and/or clean itself?
>>534675016im having my steak 6 toasted, my toast 3 my coffee A>63A
>>534676594Oh, no. You keep that bottle in the fridge until you want to use the machine.
>>534669481Need a jamboy, stat
>>534669102There’s a weird phenomenon where tea in china is seen as a goy slop beverage to help wagies get through another day of hellish work made with the same love and care that western workers who down shitty instant coffee but coffee is an upper class drink for the wealthy to buy for clout at cafes made by baristas which rival boutique cafes in the west. Both are bad tasting without added sugar or some other sweetener, they’re only valued for their caffeine content which is fine but just take a caffeine pill at that point, hot cocoa is where it’s at if you want to get comfy.
>>5346750164-3-A>mutt>telling anyone if they are white or notlol lmao
I don't want to be a coffee nigger anymore. How do I stop?
>>534668910i heard gen z are going unconscious for several hours every night too. what wacky shit will those genzers come up with next?
>>534669709Now that's what is good.
>>534676823it's an acquired taste but it does taste good when you've acquired the taste. not everything tastes good just by getting used to it but some things do.but people drink too much coffee, should only be used in moderation. green tea is nice though, you can drink as many as you want without getting too much caffeine. and when you don't develop a coffee related tolerance to caffeine you dont actually need a lot to get an energy boost. and it tastes nice
>>534677221Sodastream.Coke extract oil, monk fruit sweetener.Lemon for acid.Use healthy water like John Ellis water.
>>534677435Try drinking decaf.I drank black coffee for decades and thought I liked the taste. When I quit caffeine I tried decaf and it is disgusting.Your brain tricks you into thinking it is good because of the drugs.
>>534677560Same thing with alcohol. You only think it tastes good if you constantly swallow it and get that high.
>>534674951Yes, you are nigger. Die early. Thanks.
So what kinda coffee cups ya'll folks use?
>>5346750161, 3, A
>>534677804A big ass tea cup. Great for freshly ground coffee.My old work mug looked like your picture back when I was a welder.
>>534677560decaf tastes differentanyways if your brain tricks you into thinking it tastes good does it matter? i don't care why it tastes good, i enjoy the taste, good enough.i didn't quit caffeine i just switched to green tea most of the time and that's fine
>>534677536>SodastreamHow semitic of you.
>>534668962Fpbp/thread
>>534668910Gen Z culture is just "rediscovering" every day activities every single other generation has been involved with from birth. >Hot new Gen Z trend! Learning to spell your own name with a pen or pencil!
>>534669102Tea is one of the rare things the britbongs got right. Tea stains your teeth but coffee literally fucking erodes it. So many monkeys come into dentist offices with cavities not knowing where they got them. Guess what? It's your coffee doing it.
>>534675095Interesting - because mine takes ages to clean. Good coffee tho
>people meeting up to drink coffee togetherGolly. They might even get the idea to add a piece of cake on the side: only home made artisanal cake, of course. This truly revolutionises social food culture.BUt I do feel sorry for them that they've been so left in the dust that this genuinely counts as a great thing for them. Societal decay is real.
>>534677928this guy knows
>>534668910If you don't drink your coffee black, you're a homosexual.
>>5346750164,4,dI like toast 3, but it turns less toasty if you don't eat it fast.
>>5346750163-3-B
>>534676823I only use like a quarter of a teaspoon of sugar to my tea or coffee, just to round out the earthy spikes."you have to add ingredients to make it good" is not a valid criticism. Hot cocoa is literally milk with cocoa powder added, and unless you're a hardcore cocoa bean-munching Aztec generally comes with boatloads of added sugar.
>>534673310Cuz it makes them blond and blue eyes and smell like smelly cheese like you Danish Sexo
>>534678510
>>534678201>coffee erodes tooth enamelThis is why I gave up coffee and switched to nice soothing fresh-squeezed lemon+lime seltzer water throughout the day
>>534678144Yeah, because their parents never decided to introduce them to those activities
>>534678745they dont even discover what drinking water is like until they're like 8 years old now
>>534670341>if you stir the grounds as it steeps, the bitterness will disappeartotal bullshit, that's not how anything works
>>534668910>Now you saved $2 on coffee, you can afford a home that 100x due to boomer improvident expenditure inflation!
>>534678971It’s more like $9 in todays goynomics
>>534679123Your mom is goyinomics lmao
>>534669102Coffee is tea>>534675131Slightly sweet grass if goodFishy if you get the really bad stuff (oxidised)
>>534670949>with Folgersoof, there's your answer>>534670432>amerilards will slurp down cups of pure fructose slimeI only see spics drinking this shit anymore. >>534675020the absolute worst form of "coffee">>534676229mmm gritty coffee
>>534671243Irish actually - but carry on gypo nigger
>>534671367That's a man.You thought I wouldn't notice, huh?
>>534679426>>with Folgers>oof, there's your answer30 days in a portacabin with a bunch of rednecks - grimm
>>534668910my daily ritual
> we keep refusing Mother Nature's help
>>534678971>Jews rush in as many nonwhites as they can>IT'S THE BOOMERS TO BLAME!You people are fucking retarded.
>>534669016Coffee is good for giving you some energy in this increasingly depressing world that we live in where it gets harder and harder to wake up in the morning.They likely don't understand this is the reason they crave it, but it's a drug like any other.
>>534668910I've been making coffee at home for 40 years. Zoomers just figured it out. Well done.
All coffee tastes the same, so buy the cheapest you can find in large amounts.
>>534679862boomers and jews.boomers(and some genX) are the only generations that support jews.once boomers/genX goes - the problem fixes itself
>>534668910I think this article is bullshit. I also don't think Gen Z really were interested in coffee shops like Starbucks in the first place. Starbucks is losing so much money in the last several years because they're not cumming to Starbucks. You got baited or you're one of the writers for this article. for all the boomer retards falling for this bait. Fuck you.
>>534669016Coffee is only good when it’s gym pre workout. Otherwise, there are better options out there
>>534668910good on them for begging to break out of the matrix.its tough to do when you grow up in an artificial reality.i hope they get more and more liberty
>>534671444you're a faggot?>bulgarian fagmakes sense
>>534675246>wagie scumleave them alone, you must encourage the wagie and elevate their spirits, otherwise we, the noble neet class, will suffer the brunt of their failure.--------------------------------------------------------------DONT LISTEN TO NAYSAYERS, MY GOODWAGIES!YOU ARE DOIGN WELL, PIZZA PARTY AT THE END OF THE YEAR FOR ALL THE GOOD WAGING YOU DO!and who knows, one of you may even catch that carrot hanging from the string! ;)
>>534671538Tell me you're a dumb fucking hillbilly without telling me you're a dumb fucking hillbilly
>>534669433complaining online
>>534675095your outlet has autism. autistic outlets is how I caught the girl that told me she lived 30 minutes away- she was russian or something it was all autistic.you have been caught.
>>534671538even your water has microplastics these days> that's the point
>>534680403>All coffee tastes the sameIf all you got is supermarket slop, sure.
>>534675016don't eat that meme shitdon't eat that meme shitA if ever
>>534670432>there's no pumpkin in itIt's pumpkin spice, not pumpkin, you fucking 70 IQ imbecile
>>534669148Really weird people, man. I love music and movies, but I've never in my life fangirled over any of them. I've never made any of them my life. I genuinely don't get it. They make some music I like, so I like them. That's it. Why does it have to be something more? Why does it turn into obsession for those types?
>>534678861I thought this was going to be unhealthy, but then I saw that she gave her applesauce.
>>534668910>2025Youre a year late on this "breaking story" dipshit
>>534674401>bank I work forWhich one?>ABLV>Baltic International bank>BlueOrange>Big bank>Citadele>Danske>Luminor>Expobank>PNB>Privatbank>Reģionālā Investīciju Banka>Rietumu>Rigensis>SEB>SMP bank>Swedbank>Latvijas pasta banka>Trasta komercbanka>UnicreditI would bet luminor, seb or swed
It actually is a unique lifestyle thing to have multiple different roasts of coffee and a 1,000 dollar coffee maker and designated brewing space at home, much like homemade wine making or a more dedicated baking setup.But nobody here actually cooks so they wouldn't know that 90% of houses don't have any kind of dedicated setup, the american setup is>Oven to make one slop meal a day>Air fryer to reheat frozen shit>MicrowaveBaking every day is a lifestyle, so is making luxury coffee. You wouldn't know this if you're not someone who bakes.
>>534669709Mine's a 1970s model from a garage sale. The teflon has blistered off the hot plate, and it sounds like a vomiting crocodile, but it works.
>>534675131I've had it made from fancy recommended shops that keep it rotated and buy the best, sort of tastes like grass.
>>534668910wait until they discover the home restaurant trend where you can prepare tasty meal in the kitchenlooking forward to that article
>>534671445A press costs like $50 and makes excellent coffee. It is admittedly a pain in the ass to clean.
>>534681009>And who knows, one of you may even catch that carrot hanging from the string!I heard this happened to chuck we used to work with, haha, he was a good guy. Shame what happened to him and his wife in the accident but at least he got to enjoy his life for a bit beforehand.
Make real espresso for $1000 + beans. Much better than you're likely to get in cafes. You can brew actual light roast espresso with the kit below.Get a real espresso machine for $500, you can even do pressure profiles on this.https://miicoffee.shop/products/miicoffee-apex-espresso-machineAnd get a real grinder, there are now various good 64mm flat burr grinders for $500 or less. This one is on sale for $400 but they seem to be out of the US plugs. https://miicoffee.shop/products/miicoffee-cf64v-variable-speed-single-dose-coffee-grinder?variant=49458914656551Add scale, tamper, etc. for a few hundred bucks, and you're set. Don't go for overpriced namebrands that are not built any better than these applicance.You don't need something built for a cafe. You don't run a cafe. You don't want to wait an hour and a half for a huge steam boiler to heat up and give it half your counter space and wire your kitchen for a 240V outlet. Let alone the $20,000 for the espresso machine. It won't make any better coffee than the above, just less convenient in a home setting.
>>534679862Boomers are almost 100% responsible for the current state of the housing market>Artificially raise housing prices to get their house price higher>Buy up all single family and turn it into rentals>Fail to do necessary updates and maintenance so you can guarantee every house on the market has a hidden +100k price tag slapped on it that you'll find in the next 5 years>Ask for special zoning constantly - they can't just say they hate niggers so instead they beg for zoning that bans new builds, makes them at least a minimum size (gigantic), makes minimum lot sizes so everyone has 1/4 acre completely useless plots that most of them don't want or take care of full of useless grass that the city polices you overYeah they're responsible for pretty much all of it. For every single piece of land in my small town the city has a code / regulation you have to follow, every single piece. It's pages long and it dictates what you can or can't plant or use it for and how it has to look. You own it and pay taxes on it but boomers set up a system where you can't do what you want with it, small rural town.And every piece of land is owned by someone who won't part with it for less than 10k so if you want to put in a garden you have to walk 3 miles and pay someone 10k for a shoebox to garden in.Yeah it's boomers, they believe the current hype in the market and don't realize homes are a liability for most and so is land. It was never like this at any point in the past, you used to be able to go out and buy a couple acres for a couple thousand because people understood that people make land worth money, not the land itself.
>>534668910>The geniuses who are known as Gen Zshut it merinigger, us housewifes were complaining that they could not just heat up canned food during ww2 & had to actually prepare food themselves because tin was scarce due to war production, americans have been spoiled brats almost all of their history.
>>534668910>Millenials will not believe thisWhy yes, you can make coffee outside you epic comfy coffeeshop without a single barista
>>534668910I don't know what meme POS $275 device she has there, but these are $35 used on eBay and pay for itself in five days. Of course, you need to know how to operate a stovetop burner.
>>534676824Only correct answer.You don't want dry meat.You don't want bread charred nor raw.And only women have coffee with milk.>4 3 a>>534675016
>>534674796Thats still yuck, rapejeet
>>534678971>40yo Starcuck is mad about his parentslmao, lol
>>534671176
>>534668910GENZ REALIZED THEY CAN COOK THEIR COFFEE AT HOME I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF MY GEN /pol/BROS
>>534668910Aaaaand soon, they will invent a new gig economy job of "home cafe barista". Where you can use the app on your phone to summon an independent contractor barista to your house to make your coffee for you at home.Only $12.99 + tip.
>>534684249>brought to you by Goldstein Realty Investment Group
>>534684249And (you)ing my own post again for one more thing>Entire neighborhood is rentoids, 40% of my city is renters>Despite all of this the lot sizes stay the same, so said renters still are on 1/4 acre plots for LITERALLY NO REASON as they don't have permission to use the land from the landlord, so now all of the land is owned and you can't have a garden because it's being used to be poorly maintained by some landlord who doesn't let anyone use it, but the city likes it because of "green space" regulationsQuarter acre plots for renters.
>>534679426>the absolute worst form of "coffee"i can still make better stuff from it at home compared to the shit sold in cafes and restaurants for €4 around here
>>534677804Found this at a Goodwill in Las Vegas maybe ten years ago. It's a couple ounces bigger than a standard cup so I don't have to carry a 10 oz pour like a spinning plate.
>>534684249t. live in 2 acre zoning, enjoy it. How do I afford it? Saving money where it can be saved e.g. see above for espresso machine recommendation bypassing industry hype. And I am fortunate in life. I did boomer things because I had to, to get along in my generation. But I didn't do many "stupid" boomer things.Your town has zoning restrictions? That's because existing owners own it. Do what boomers did, what every generation has done. Buy in outlying areas, which are now those "good" areas where you resent the zoning restrictions.
>>534668910Is coffee good for you though
OUT OF MY WAY, MICROCHIPNIGGERS>imagine letting your coffeemaker track your location
>>534684914>those SSis that, a swastika? Based.
>>534684793Where is this, that so much of the single family real estate is rented out? I've lived various in various suburbs, from average to nice, and I've never seen that around me.
>>534678861mfw I see this slack jawed pig and can almost hear it struggling to breathe while it waddles around the kitchen.
Next up zoomies invent cooking your own food!Instead of buying rotisserie chicken
>>534685156Near rochester.
>>534671176>>534684436late-stage capitalism "Happiness" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9dZQelULDk"The Rat Race" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aJv9Rt94nA
>>534669546It’s not that great… it makes wickedly strong, over extracted, burnt tasting shit coffee… no better than standard Pike Place from Starbucks. The Moccamaster is a yuppie meme. You’re also a fag.
>>534669096>goyrigdo NIGGERS really?
>>534685002Italian bro, the docs all seem to think it's fine, unless I guess you get migraines from it or other side effects. No dissenting voices from the truth tellers either.
>>534669016>I’ve noticed people who treat drinking coffee as a personality trait are the dumbest people you’ll meet.Turn off your PC and go outside, unironically this is not a problem you should be having ever and sounds like you browse coffee related subreddits getting mad about it like an autistic spaz.
>>534669709holy goy
>>534668910This dude has cheap grounds in mason jars. Some trend.
>>534685227Rochester NY? (there's also Minnesota) Hell I wouldn't buy there either, the cultural enrichment level has gotten hopeless. No wonder all the owners are renting their places out and have fled.
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>>534685686Coffee culture is a little different in America and in big cities there is some undue snobbery. That said putting a sperg like him in contact with normie midwit snobs just produces more violent spergouts. What he, like all spergs, fails to realize performative fart sniffing is just part and parcel to normoids, monkey status signaling. If they don't snob out over the coffee then its the wine or the latest ethnic cuisine, or the organice produce and so on and so forth.
>>534685876Store coffee in freezer. Not refrigerator, freezer. Best if you have / can recycle those bags with the pressure vents, that coffee beans are often sold in. Should store whole beans and grind when ready for use, straight from freezer.
GOAT coming through, already ordered a stainless basket and glass carafe for the ultimate microplastic free covfefe
>>534670432>Sugar badBlah blah blah
>>534686027Coffee preparation, on the other hand, is a type of cooking that obeys certain weird scientific principles. First you need a minimum level of equipment, which I think is around $1000 for noname capable equipment as I recommend above. (that's espresso; pourover is less but I like espresso). Then you need to learn how to make it, and there are enough youtube videos and such that you can work it out.
>>534671001The only real coffee
>>534685956Despite all of that it's the "hip" part of the state and pretty much the fastest growing part of the state.Granted a great amount of the growth is actually just fleeing from city centers into suburbs, we're in a town that's not even that close and we're getting waves of people fleeing the shithole. But our local economy doesn't benefit from rochester money, they just come and buy things and then rents and housing prices rise and if their house doesn't sell for the 300k they want (big money in my area) they decide to turn it into multi-family rentals.Basically>Inflated expectations about price>Ok I SHOULD be able to basically retire off this house>I'm not getting double what it was worth 5 years ago? I know what I got, It's gonna be a rental now foreverAlso what they don't tell you about these areas is you know where the hood is immediately. I'm in the nice part of town and just never EVER walk into hood roads, and they largely have a cutoff point where they refuse to cross a certain road because it's no longer the hood. We have segregation without explicitly saying it in a lot of ways, for whatever reason coons refuse to cross this one street that turns the place into the nice part of town. They have a gas station they use to buy shit food at but if you walk half a block away there's a pizza place with good prices, good food, and no niggers.
>>534668910Every generation is decay. I’m thrilled I’ll be on my deathbed when the kids of gen z are in their 20s
>>534674276>No turletWorthless.
>>534686280>it's the "hip" part of the state and pretty much the fastest growing part of the state>the 300k they want (big money in my area)well, at least you're away from the shit. But if 300K is a lot for one of those houses, far below replacement cost, it isn't really so "hip".Are they gonna do that chip fab in the area or not? Hochul's probably fucking it up to please Mamdani so he doesn't run a primary opponent against her in June, hopefully Hochul can try to recover some lost ground after primary date is past.
>>534686641When the average income is like 50k in the area suddenly 300k is a ton of money. Housing prices aren't pegged to building cost, they're pegged to income. Sure build cost influences a little, it's mostly about what people can afford.>Are they gonna do that chip fab?IDK they did the data center thing but I don't know about the chip fab.
French Press + freshly ground beans is the way.Easy to make. Even cheap coffee beans make a great cup. No mechanical parts or electricity needed. Makes the perfect amount. No paper filters. Easy cleanup. Stays hot.
>>534668910>Get this, they make it at home to save money!>you vil not got the the coffeeshop & you vil be happy.its abt the atmo & being served, going to foodplaces is an experience, acting as though ppl being too poor to eat out is a good thing is great reset propaganda. either you are a boomer afraid the young are spending your retirement money on themselves or another jew complaining that goys still have money & are too high maintanance still.
>>534686084Are you a cafeteria?
>>534686789If an area is growing, cost can be pegged to replacement cost, or more because of predatory taxes and rich people buying up the land. If it's not growing, cost can fall way below that. A replacement to a slum tenement in Baltimore could cost $300K or more to build, but it's market value is about zero.It was/is the Micron chip fab and I had heard something about a delay. https://www.google.com/search?q=micron+rochester#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:68179c51,vid:tcz0NEbUWa8,st:166But then the data center thing hit. Unfortunately data centers won't provide so many jobs, just use your electricity.
>>534686994This is all you need, truly. I have a Brevik espresso machine, but I'm a made man and it's just a luxury. French press coffee is 100% comparable to an americano.
>>534686994Nice and oily. Was my favorite kind til I got my espresso setup.Remember a nice late night (probably after midnight) in a deserted Starbucks in Chicago. Was just me and the manager. I asked him for a French press of some coffee they had on hand. They would do that for just a few dollars, about the price of a regular coffee. Made it custom. Oooh was it good. We sat and chatted about life for most of an hour, then I was getting a lot of buzz and had to go back home.Later I heard Starbucks opened some sort of "premium cafes" that offered that experience so maybe it was no longer in the regular shops.
>>534669709I had a (generic) Mr Coffee. Yeah was all I needed for years. Then one night? I smelled "electrical". I'm sniffing around. Old lady smells it too, agrees. We're sniffing and... it was the coffee maker? It was O-F-F, and still smelling like melting insulation. I felt around, and yeah. Turned off, it decided to fail and go full schizo and melt the power cord. I had always been told, those coffee makers burn down houses. I always said "but I make sure its off when I leave". They said you need to unplug it? I'm like, fucking retards, if the switchis off...>Well,if I hadn't been home, or awake? Yeah, it would have burned the house down.>Now? I make coffee with... a metal sauce pot. Seriously. Turns out you just heat water you put a few teaspoons of ground up coffee in. Pour carefully for no grounds in the mug. My only performative faggotry is I got a free bean grinder, so I don't have to pass on deals of whole beans any more.
>>534685290more like late stage judaism, its jakob versus esau parable all over again, the clever, lazy jew jakob screws over the hardworking unassuming aryan esau & makes him work for himself through oppressive contracts.
>>534687012>being servedI never got the thrill in that. Ever in my life. I don't mind it, but I also don't mind getting up and getting my own shit, also in a leisurely way. Obviously if I am pressed for time I might want help to save time.
>>534670690>coffee is poison and make your breathe smell like shitthen I'll die sooner and STD ridden BPD narcissistic whores will flee from me? Fucking-A, I call it a life hack.
>>534680178Every time I've had a monster I thought I was going to die. How the fuck do fat doughy boomers drink those?
>>534670697Its a cup of coffee, not an essay on art history you faggot.
>>534687605Do you have any other appliances with switches that can consume a lot of current, like an air fryer? Better check those too. The problem was the switch not the coffee maker.
>>534668910insanely based, but a real turbo antijew warrior would use a moka pot. Durable, Cheap, and is the cheapest way to begin to have anything espresso like to make mixed drinks with.
>>534668910I'm making coffee right now in my $20 Mr. Coffee after I got rid of my gay K cup machine.
>bought one of those two in one coffee makers that's a traditional coffee pot maker and a Kuerig>All I use is the pot sideI should see if there's any good kcup teas.
>>534670189Yes black coffee is good. Plain tea is not good
Other pro to the moka pot is you don't need electricity to use it.
>>534669016It's women or millennial/zoomer "men" that just... don't ever do anything with their lives.
>>534671707>the fucking pipe carrying boiling water up to the filter is made of plastic retardsilicone, just like your soft weed pipe? Just like your mom uses in the oven? fucking retard.
>>534688194Plain tea from tea leaves is good. (not tea bags, which often seem to be the dust from the floor at a tea processing facility.) Don't even heat it, just let it infuse for 20 minutes or more. Some tasty stuff evaporates or burns or something if you boil the water.
ITT we judge people by their caffinated drink of choice.
>>534671707>the fucking pipe carrying boiling water up to the filter is made of plastic retardnot only is it slicone, the hot water heater is wired and preset to about 192F... so it loses a degree or two being forced up the silicone tube and its 190 when it drips on the coffee. 190F is optimum coffee water temp. colder is weak coffee, boiling is bitter but stronger. Now, you can boil the shit out of coffee to make it strong as fuck. To get rid of the grinds, a dash of cold water to top up settles the grinds down to pour. To combat the bitterness and enjoy the strength, just add a pinch of salt. The oil released over-boiling is an acid and salt is a base. Extra milk, extra sugar.
No one better show them this.
>>534672146>You racist an homophobic? Reported to the EUme too, and make sure you spell my name correctly... you fucking assholes can't get anything right.
Hello guys so my way is a moka (da 3 tazzine) and for the 2nd or 3rd cup I just boil water and add it to the coffee. Lovely.
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>>534685063The cobalt-blue thing was a passing fad at the time, but the symbolism clinched the deal. Full value for my 69 cents.
>>534674534>I thank God every day he didn't make me a coffee snob. The $2 swill from the gas station is my favorite.>As a yuro I'm sure if I ever went there, the coffee situation would be miserable for me, as I believe you all like it strongthe coffee beans in nature are roughly divided into two kinds. ROBUSTO and ARABICA. Everything else is specific beans, location, grading. Short story? American standby brands are robusto or mainly robusto if they say otherwise. Which is SHIT. You want to pay extra for 100 percent Arabica at home and grind it yourself. Stronger brewed, darker roast, better
>>534686084I've had a couple of opportunities to pick up a used one of these cheap but managed to talk myself out of it. They're expensive AF if you buy them at a restaurant supply store.
>>534674632those capsules are such a fucking scam. you can buy the same coffee or beans yourself for the price of those gay pods.
>>534674891>Is this the new 4chan sinks thing? New 4chan currency is coffee machine? How the fuck did I end up in this gay ass timeline?!one you started enjoying your girlfriend pegging you it was all downhill from there, anon. That made you gay, not the coffee thing.
>>534689260It's like they decided that K-Cups weren't quite jewish enough.
>>5346750161/2 - 4/5 - F
>>534675020Anything in FrenchRoast is the only clear option
>>534675047>What is supplement to help sleep?caffeine
>>534668910you need to unplug for a bit
>>5346750163-3-B/A
>>534676307if you get hooked on French Roast? Maxwell House tastes like bat piss after that.
>>534674276Would be a sweet little masturbation station if not for the glass door where Mom can watch.
>>534676823>hot cocoa is where it’s at if you want to get comfy.I started adding hot chocolate powder to coffee cups.
>>534674534This anon knows. The gas station coffee machines now freshly grind the coffee as well for each cup, so it's actually fucking delicious.
>>534681713just filter the water
>>534677221>I don't want to be a coffee nigger anymore. How do I stop?you can't stop the ride, anon. It ends with you pissing rocks out your pee hole. This ride only stops in an emergency and crying ain't an emergency.
>>534675095>Bean to cup
THAT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE,HUMANITY HAS BEEN DRINKING AT STARBUCKS SINCE WE INVENTED COFFEE,WHAT IS THIS SORCERY????
>>534677435normally I have a bazillion cups of coffee, but one time the place was working on the coffee machine, only the decaf side of the machine was working. I noticed i barely finished one cup of decaf, LMAO, I drink coffee like I'm at the bar.
>>534679344No, one is bean juice, the other is leaf soup.Learn the difference.
>>534669102Based. Look at all those (You)s from seething golems
>>534669016I have my own espresso machine it’s a neat invention and it’s fun fuck you faggot
>>534669016Sure but honestly of all the things to go autistic about this is fine, much better than faggots who brag about their weed or IPA beer knowledge or whatever.
>>534677804i call it my 'coffee mug: but everyone laughs and points and says its a "soup bowl". Yeah, its one of those giant soup mugs with the handle on it. I can clean out a whole pot myself with a couple of these big things. I can drink it black, just sugar, or milk and sugar. And the surgeon general has determined that getting between me and my morning coffee can be hazardous to your health.
>>534678390>If you don't drink your coffee black, you're a homosexual.this anon likes his coffee like his boyfriends... big, strong, and black.
>>534669546Thoes are super good by the way
>>534671478This nigga EATS let him cook
>>534668910So white people drink coffee(hot Coffee) and spics Coca-Cola(cold coffee with ice cubes), but you guys keep thinking we are totally different, right?
>>534668910>New York PostHoly shit, did you write the piece? Is this a "oh god please give me views and clicks or they'll fire me!"
>>534678201>Tea stains your teethYeah, I need to hold off for a week or so after every dental cleaning or my teeth are brown for six months in between.
>>534669416>go big>ninjaoh non
>>534671367nice smile but still looks inbred like all you aus
>>534686084wait until you get one of those used or at an auction or estate sale. You always have to replace the heating element, then it will last forever in home use. Real vintage commercial equipment always needs something replaced, but its built to last forever. Store bought generic Mr. Coffee drippers? you have to buy one every year or so, you could have got a good used restaurant model and replaced the element and been done with it. I ran a PEX line to my restaurant model.
>>534686232its literally hot water on ground up beans, you faggot.
>>534689147Lighter roast is better, keeps more flavor and caffeine punch, you don't burn/evaporate off as much in the roasting. But you need the equipment to prepare it right. It's harder to grind and more sensitive to extract.For cheap quickie coffee, dark roast is best. The "roast" taste is OK, and they all taste a little different albeit all being roasty.
>>534669016>Even retarded niggers who drink energy drinks aren’t as insufferably stupid.Yes, they are.
>>534669345Would even more now!!! uWu
>>534669416Get on my level
>>534689259Don't get something made for a restaurant. You don't need something designed for braindead usage for 200 cups / day. You want something with more controls that can make a few cups a day.All the same I am intrigued by what "gas station pourover" would be like.
>>534687012>its abt the atmo & being served, going to foodplaces is an experienceyeah it is, i get to experience annoying faggots.
>>534691318no get separate grinder and espresso machine. For same money the Miicoffee combo is a whole other level. People with integrated grinders always end up regretting the mediocre grinder they're stuck with.
>>534691748Grind type and tamping pressure, water temp, water pressure all make a big difference. Espresso can be magical -- flavorful, syrupy. But you can't know this because cafes don't make it like this even if you pay some ridiculous price. There's no way in but to buy equipment and do it yourself.Or you can skip the whole thing and just do French press, which is good too.
>>534687707>>being served>I never got the thrill in that. Ever in my life. I don't mind it, but I also don't mind getting up and getting my own shit, also in a leisurely way. Obviously if I am pressed for time I might want help to save time.after years as a regular? I'm allowed to just go in the back and get what I want myself. Yeah, I feel all important when people gawk at me going in the back whenever I feel like it.
>>534687971>Every time I've had a monster I thought I was going to die. How the fuck do fat doughy boomers drink those?I like a four pack a day, original green monster. i like to get the generic monster at the dollar store, 24 dollars a case. I can chug that shit like beer.
>>534691868Used to use a superauto. My wife liked it because she could do it too without thinking. It's not terrible, but it's a lousy grinder, dark roast only, and I had to mod the grinder to get it to be even a little bit thick rather than soupy and weak.
>>534688012>Do you have any other appliances with switches that can consume a lot of current, like an air fryer? Better check those too. The problem was the switch not the coffee maker.i unplug the hot plate. when it gets below 70, the twist switch likes to sit itself on "simmer". You can tell, the little pilot light goes on. LMAO. so yeah, I unplug shit.
>>534688123>I'm making coffee right now in my $20 Mr. Coffee after I got rid of my gay K cup machine.those cups are the biggest scam. same coffee? multiple times the price.
>>534688742i make regular coffee with that shit, LMAO. I think "bustelo" is mexican for "bust ass".
>>534692191No, it doesn't. It's just a performance.No different than wine fags making a big deal about this year or that year. Literally zero objective difference between folgers, and some high priced coffee shop BS.Except instant, you can tell instant from brew, that's for sure. Otherwise, you're just master baiting.
>>534692638I won't invite you over to taste the difference. But it's real. My espresso is literally syrupy. Have you ever even seen syrupy espresso? You can watch youtube videos to see it.
>>534690410>Sure but honestly of all the things to go autistic about this is fine, much better than faggots who brag about their weed or IPA beer knowledge or whatever.sativa is > than indica. head high for doing creative problem solving. Indica is couch potato weed. sativa you'll tear something apart and fix it.
>>534691777>For cheap quickie coffee, dark roast is bestyes. coffee is like sex. the cheaper and dirtier, the better.
>>534692861What was the normal shit available back in the 1970's? Must have been indica I guess, it was no stimulant for sure.
i want to get a french press again, but i like to make myself do pushups or burpees while my keureg is brewing. its my daily "just do the fucking exercise" routine. i dont know if i can keep that up while water is boiling. are the microplastics from gay cups that bad?
>>534693192The water sits in the press for a few minutes before you start to dispense it. You can do your pushups then.
>>534692638I agree with you, but only up until the part where "folgers" is the same as expensive ground coffee beans. Maxwell house tastes like bat piss, and french roast is better. the expensive arabicas can be god-tier. (you) managed to salvage defeat from the jaws of victory, anon. you are lucky I gave you a pity (you). do better.
>>534691916yeah in your country perhaps.
